Black-bellied baby: mother, don't run away
Chapter 227
Chapter 227
"Brother, don't be angry. It's my fault. I just want to count carefully. Is there any shortage of gold coins?" Xi'er said in an aggrieved voice.
"Aren't you stupid? The gold coins are well placed in the bag, and no one moves them. How can there be less? Do you think those thieves who can fetch objects from the air will target children like us? Are you stupid? "The little bun said in a teaching tone. "What are you talking about, pick it up quickly, be careful, don't pull it out of the gap in the carriage."
"I'll pick it up now, don't be angry, okay." Xi'er said.
"You two young masters—" What's wrong.Opening the curtain, the bearded uncle who was driving the carriage immediately swallowed the second half of the sentence. My God, he got rich. A layer of golden gold coins was spread on the ground of the carriage. Looking at it, there should be a lot of them. .This time he made a fortune.
"Hey, two young masters, let me pick it up for you. Just stand aside and watch." The bearded uncle said with a smirk.
"No, no, we'll do it ourselves. Uncle, go and drive the carriage, don't delay your journey." The little bun looked at the bearded uncle warily, and said.
"Young master, the road is uneven. The horses go fast and sometimes slow. If you accidentally throw the gold coins out, it will be bad. Let me pick up the gold coins for you first, and then go on your way." Bearded uncle Before the two little men could say yes, he squatted down his slightly obese body to grab the gold coins on the ground, but he was not so kind as to put the gold coins back into the little bag at Xi'er's feet , but put it directly into his clothes.
"Brother, uncle is also kind, just ask him to help. Don't you always say that there is strength in numbers." Xi'er said ignorantly. "Uncle, thank you, you can help me put these gold coins into this bag, okay?"
"Okay, kid, I'll help you release it." The bearded uncle said happily, obviously he had forgotten his original plan, his mind had already been attracted by the golden gold coin, so he didn't care about scaring these two children what.Naturally, he didn't notice that Little Baozi and Xi'er were flirting with each other.
Xiao Baozi counted silently in his heart, five four three two one, and he had an attack.
"Ah, hahaha—itch, my body is so itchy, I'm itching to death..." The bearded uncle curled up on the ground as soon as the little bun fell down in his heart, and began to roll, his mouth couldn't stop Laughing while shouting itchy.
"Kick him down. If he looks like this, he will startle the horse for a while, but it won't be good." Almost when Xiao Baozi's voice fell, Xiao Baozi and Xi'er stretched out a foot each, and moved towards The bearded uncle kicked him.
In the eyes of ordinary people, these two children who look like three or four years old must have little strength in their feet, and kicking them is like scratching an itch.What they didn't know was that Xiao Baozi and Xi'er used their cultivation, and even used [-]% of their strength to hit their bodies, and they would have to break a few bones if they didn't die.Of course, Xiao Baozi and Xi'er had discussed it in advance. They would not let the uncle get hurt, because the two of them don't know how to drive a carriage. Even if they could drive a carriage, a one-year-old child appeared on the street. Driving the carriage, wouldn't that cause a stir?
My mother said that in some modern villages, some ignorant adults would let six or seven-year-old children drive electric three-wheelers, and they were even very proud that the children were so promising at a very young age.In fact, in the eyes of others, this is a kind of irresponsibility to the child.Therefore, they are still children and cannot drive in public.
"It's you? Ah, hahaha——" the bearded uncle finally found out that it was the two children in front of him that made his whole body itchy.Whose child is this? It's too heaven-defying.He originally thought that he had found a treasure and made a fortune, but he didn't expect that it would end like this.
"You're not too stupid." The little bun touched his bare chin and said. "How about it, what do you think of the effect of my enhanced version of itching powder? Is it ecstasy? Oh, let me tell you about the efficacy of my itching powder first. My itching powder is made of handsome and cute people. People love, flowers bloom, cars have flat tires, looks are beyond the charts, and I personally configure it with infinite charm."
The bearded uncle is a little confused, what is this kid talking about?Why does he know every word when he takes it apart, but he doesn't understand it at all?Is this some buzzword?
Xi'er, on the other hand, was somewhat immune to Xiao Baozi's narcissistic behavior from time to time.But Xiao Baozi has a really good personality, unlike him, who is always preoccupied and always afraid of losing.In comparison, he really hopes that he can be as straightforward and cute as Xiao Baozi.
"Of course, as long as you know these things, it's not the most important thing. The efficacy of this itch powder is just one word, [Itching is so unbearable.]" Xiao Baozi said calmly.
"Hahahaha—hahaha——" the bearded uncle was enduring the extremely itchy torture while thinking, this child must not know how to count, did he say a single word?Not quite.
"Young master, give me the antidote quickly, hahaha—" the bearded uncle felt that if he continued to laugh, he would have cramp.
"The antidote, speaking of the antidote, I'm the only one who can make it. For the others, even if you recruit the big boss from the Valley of Divine Doctors, they won't be able to solve it for you." Xiao Baozi said leisurely.
The bearded uncle complained in his heart, what is the big boss?Spirit beast?Or something else.He understands the Valley of the Wonderful Doctors, but he doesn't even know which way the gate of the Valley of the Wonderful Doctors opens, so how could he know the people in the Valley of the Wonderful Doctors?He only hoped that these two children could give him the antidote and let him go. He didn't dare to think about gold coins or selling them to traffickers. He just wanted to survive.
"Young master, you are the best, give me the antidote. Hahaha——" the bearded uncle rolled around on the ground, trying to make himself more comfortable by rubbing the ground, but his skin was already gone It's worn out, and I already feel pain, but I can still feel itchy all over my body.
"Uncle, don't worry, seeing you in so much pain, I think my enhanced version of itching powder has been successfully developed, and I also want to give you the antidote, but I am too anxious to try the medicine, and I haven't had time to prepare the antidote at all." Medicine. But don’t worry, I will definitely make up the antidote before you die.” Xiao Baozi said vowedly, but his heart was already full of joy, this bad guy made you want to plot against us , this is our lesson for you.
Hearing Xiao Baozi's words, the bearded uncle felt chilled in his heart. Whose children are these two great devil kings?Is he going to die here today?
ps: Good night, everyone!The author will try to work hard and update three times a day for the next week, okay?
In fact, there are many more every day, and it is not impossible. In that case, there will be no time to think about the detailed plot, and there will be no quality, so there will be so few updates. This weekend, I will try to find time to sort out the overall thinking .The author has caught a cold, so he asked for leave today and didn't go to work, so he fell asleep after finishing this chapter.Thanks to my friends who have always supported me.Whether it's a friend who gave me a reward, voted for recommendation, or voted for a monthly ticket, or a friend who has been reading the article silently without saying a word.I wish you all a wonderful weekend.
(End of this chapter)
"Brother, don't be angry. It's my fault. I just want to count carefully. Is there any shortage of gold coins?" Xi'er said in an aggrieved voice.
"Aren't you stupid? The gold coins are well placed in the bag, and no one moves them. How can there be less? Do you think those thieves who can fetch objects from the air will target children like us? Are you stupid? "The little bun said in a teaching tone. "What are you talking about, pick it up quickly, be careful, don't pull it out of the gap in the carriage."
"I'll pick it up now, don't be angry, okay." Xi'er said.
"You two young masters—" What's wrong.Opening the curtain, the bearded uncle who was driving the carriage immediately swallowed the second half of the sentence. My God, he got rich. A layer of golden gold coins was spread on the ground of the carriage. Looking at it, there should be a lot of them. .This time he made a fortune.
"Hey, two young masters, let me pick it up for you. Just stand aside and watch." The bearded uncle said with a smirk.
"No, no, we'll do it ourselves. Uncle, go and drive the carriage, don't delay your journey." The little bun looked at the bearded uncle warily, and said.
"Young master, the road is uneven. The horses go fast and sometimes slow. If you accidentally throw the gold coins out, it will be bad. Let me pick up the gold coins for you first, and then go on your way." Bearded uncle Before the two little men could say yes, he squatted down his slightly obese body to grab the gold coins on the ground, but he was not so kind as to put the gold coins back into the little bag at Xi'er's feet , but put it directly into his clothes.
"Brother, uncle is also kind, just ask him to help. Don't you always say that there is strength in numbers." Xi'er said ignorantly. "Uncle, thank you, you can help me put these gold coins into this bag, okay?"
"Okay, kid, I'll help you release it." The bearded uncle said happily, obviously he had forgotten his original plan, his mind had already been attracted by the golden gold coin, so he didn't care about scaring these two children what.Naturally, he didn't notice that Little Baozi and Xi'er were flirting with each other.
Xiao Baozi counted silently in his heart, five four three two one, and he had an attack.
"Ah, hahaha—itch, my body is so itchy, I'm itching to death..." The bearded uncle curled up on the ground as soon as the little bun fell down in his heart, and began to roll, his mouth couldn't stop Laughing while shouting itchy.
"Kick him down. If he looks like this, he will startle the horse for a while, but it won't be good." Almost when Xiao Baozi's voice fell, Xiao Baozi and Xi'er stretched out a foot each, and moved towards The bearded uncle kicked him.
In the eyes of ordinary people, these two children who look like three or four years old must have little strength in their feet, and kicking them is like scratching an itch.What they didn't know was that Xiao Baozi and Xi'er used their cultivation, and even used [-]% of their strength to hit their bodies, and they would have to break a few bones if they didn't die.Of course, Xiao Baozi and Xi'er had discussed it in advance. They would not let the uncle get hurt, because the two of them don't know how to drive a carriage. Even if they could drive a carriage, a one-year-old child appeared on the street. Driving the carriage, wouldn't that cause a stir?
My mother said that in some modern villages, some ignorant adults would let six or seven-year-old children drive electric three-wheelers, and they were even very proud that the children were so promising at a very young age.In fact, in the eyes of others, this is a kind of irresponsibility to the child.Therefore, they are still children and cannot drive in public.
"It's you? Ah, hahaha——" the bearded uncle finally found out that it was the two children in front of him that made his whole body itchy.Whose child is this? It's too heaven-defying.He originally thought that he had found a treasure and made a fortune, but he didn't expect that it would end like this.
"You're not too stupid." The little bun touched his bare chin and said. "How about it, what do you think of the effect of my enhanced version of itching powder? Is it ecstasy? Oh, let me tell you about the efficacy of my itching powder first. My itching powder is made of handsome and cute people. People love, flowers bloom, cars have flat tires, looks are beyond the charts, and I personally configure it with infinite charm."
The bearded uncle is a little confused, what is this kid talking about?Why does he know every word when he takes it apart, but he doesn't understand it at all?Is this some buzzword?
Xi'er, on the other hand, was somewhat immune to Xiao Baozi's narcissistic behavior from time to time.But Xiao Baozi has a really good personality, unlike him, who is always preoccupied and always afraid of losing.In comparison, he really hopes that he can be as straightforward and cute as Xiao Baozi.
"Of course, as long as you know these things, it's not the most important thing. The efficacy of this itch powder is just one word, [Itching is so unbearable.]" Xiao Baozi said calmly.
"Hahahaha—hahaha——" the bearded uncle was enduring the extremely itchy torture while thinking, this child must not know how to count, did he say a single word?Not quite.
"Young master, give me the antidote quickly, hahaha—" the bearded uncle felt that if he continued to laugh, he would have cramp.
"The antidote, speaking of the antidote, I'm the only one who can make it. For the others, even if you recruit the big boss from the Valley of Divine Doctors, they won't be able to solve it for you." Xiao Baozi said leisurely.
The bearded uncle complained in his heart, what is the big boss?Spirit beast?Or something else.He understands the Valley of the Wonderful Doctors, but he doesn't even know which way the gate of the Valley of the Wonderful Doctors opens, so how could he know the people in the Valley of the Wonderful Doctors?He only hoped that these two children could give him the antidote and let him go. He didn't dare to think about gold coins or selling them to traffickers. He just wanted to survive.
"Young master, you are the best, give me the antidote. Hahaha——" the bearded uncle rolled around on the ground, trying to make himself more comfortable by rubbing the ground, but his skin was already gone It's worn out, and I already feel pain, but I can still feel itchy all over my body.
"Uncle, don't worry, seeing you in so much pain, I think my enhanced version of itching powder has been successfully developed, and I also want to give you the antidote, but I am too anxious to try the medicine, and I haven't had time to prepare the antidote at all." Medicine. But don’t worry, I will definitely make up the antidote before you die.” Xiao Baozi said vowedly, but his heart was already full of joy, this bad guy made you want to plot against us , this is our lesson for you.
Hearing Xiao Baozi's words, the bearded uncle felt chilled in his heart. Whose children are these two great devil kings?Is he going to die here today?
ps: Good night, everyone!The author will try to work hard and update three times a day for the next week, okay?
In fact, there are many more every day, and it is not impossible. In that case, there will be no time to think about the detailed plot, and there will be no quality, so there will be so few updates. This weekend, I will try to find time to sort out the overall thinking .The author has caught a cold, so he asked for leave today and didn't go to work, so he fell asleep after finishing this chapter.Thanks to my friends who have always supported me.Whether it's a friend who gave me a reward, voted for recommendation, or voted for a monthly ticket, or a friend who has been reading the article silently without saying a word.I wish you all a wonderful weekend.
(End of this chapter)
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