Superstars start with variety show hosts

Chapter 105
"We are performing, can't we go up?" Guo Degang showed a shameless face and looked at the audience, who all shouted yes, you can go up.

"Really not." Luo Yiming looked professional, he actually "doesn't buy" the audience.

"I'm used to going to the kang at home, but thanks to my family, today, we listen to Luo Yiming and don't go up."

"Oh, it's not smooth for me to beat a child. I've been wronged in this life. It's not easy."

"Why is it so difficult?" Luo Yiming asked curiously.

"No one will believe it."

Luo Yiming said: "Then you have to talk about it first."

"You know? You sneeze like a needle. Pulling a cart across the fields takes one step at a time. Eating sugar cakes burns the back of your head."

"Why are you so hot?"

Guo Degang imitated the example, gesticulating with both hands and said: "Here is the sugar cake, eat it, this time tear the sugar down, lick it, wow---"

"It's so hot?" Luo Yiming sighed, "Hey, if you don't want to spoil things, why are you licking them!"

"Let's not talk about that bad luck. In fact, since I was a child, I have determined to serve the motherland and be a person who is beneficial to the people."

Luo Yiming raised his thumb: "It's good to have this ideal."

"Well, I want to be an athlete as a child and win glory for the country."

"One day I will also stand on the podium, and when the national anthem is played, I will cry along with it."

"Yes." Luo Yiming said, "What an honor."

"My wish! I train myself, I want to become a good swimmer, I practice every day, and I am self-taught."

Luo Yiming nodded and said, "Yes, practice by yourself."

"There is no way, all kinds of postures are good, and the practice is just right, but I was obstructed by the garden department."

Luo Yiming looked at Lao Guo wonderingly: "No, are the swimming and gardening departments next to each other?"

Guo Degang smiled: "I'll practice on the grass by the door."

Luo Yiming smiled wryly: "What are you doing?"

puff.

The audience laughed.

Guo Degang also smirked at this meeting, "Otherwise, how dare I go directly into the water. If I get drowned, it will not be a loss to the national sports department."

"You think too much..." Luo Yiming sneered.

"They stopped me from practicing. Is it possible to throw a shot put? Why don't you make meritorious service for the country? It's a long way."

"This is fine. The strength is not small, the sound should not be thrown close." Luo Yiming was serious.

"Hey, what about you, it doesn't count if people go out."

puff.

you went out?

The audience was amused again.

Guo Degang stood there with a serious face, imitating the coach with his hips akimbo.

Originally, the audience was not particularly happy with their laughter, Luo Yiming made up the knife and said: "You left the ball there. Did you fly out?"

"It's amazing." Guo Degang said shamelessly.

"It's really amazing that it didn't move you out."

puff.

The audience was once again amused by the seamless cooperation between Guo Degang and Luo Yi.

And this time, the whole audience was in the cross talk between Guo Degang and Luo Yiming, and their charming smiles made them a little bit from ear to ear.

"Ms. Guo's cross talk is nothing short of beautiful."

"But today, Luo Yiming made me feel like I discovered a new continent."

"He is the host, he speaks of cross talk in a straight-forward manner without showing any timidity."

"Yes, guessing tomorrow's news, there must be Brother Luo again. Luo Yiming is really a talent."

The audience chattered again.

More audiences still enjoy the jokes.

Since ancient times, there are many serious books, but only the jokes win the hearts of the people.

Listening to cross talk, drinking drinks, watching the Spring Festival Gala on the sofa in this small night, it feels really cool.

The cross talk is still going on, and the laughter is still going on.

"I've got to do something else, Slippers, I'm proud of this."

Luo Yiming disagreed with disapproval: "That's called a roller."

"I don't want to roll, I still want to play, I want to win the championship. It's so much fun to wear roller shoes and swipe."

Luo Yiming was speechless: "It's not bad."

"One day, in the World Series, I will be the number one in shoes. I can't do it in the house, I have to go out." Guo Degang said seriously.

"Yes, the room is small, so I can't play this."

"Well, I'll go to the outer ring road. It's a big place, but it's slippery."

"After I put on my shoes, I found a big truck and grabbed the heel. It drove me and followed."

"No, what? Are you skating? This is not your skating, this is walking you for fun."

Guo Degang said: "How slow I was skating, how exciting it was to follow, and I got on the expressway very quickly. I just forgot to ask, and I found out that it was broken when I got on the expressway. The car was driven away."

"Okay." Luo Yiming was speechless.

"Good guy, once you get out of the outer ring road, it lifts up, and the shoes catch fire, and the common people come out and shout: Look at Nezha!"

Luo Yiming said: "Take your wheel shoes as hot wheels."

Guo Degang sighed, with disappointment on his face: "Unfortunately, I didn't persevere until Neimeng, and I fell behind in Chengde."

Luo Yiming pointed his finger, and said profoundly: "It's you who figured it out, the prodigal son won't change his money when he turns around."

Guo Degang shook his head: "No, the shoe mill is gone. I was afraid of pain, so I didn't follow."

puff.

From the jokes at the beginning to the continuous bursts of jokes, the audience has become accustomed to laughing.

Guo Degang stopped being an athlete, and he completely gave up on this wish: "None of my wishes have been fulfilled, and school is not going well."

Seeing that the laughter calmed down slightly, Luo Yiming said. "What happened to school?"

"Forget it, 10 years in elementary school, 12 years in middle school, these years—" Guo Degang was speechless.

"No, wait a minute, Teacher Guo, 10 years of elementary school and 12 years of middle school, how did you study this book?
Guo Degang said aggrievedly: "They are reluctant to let me graduate."

"Is that reluctant?"

"I was named the most familiar face in the school."

"New teachers come to ask me about the inside story of the school."

"Ho."

A funny guy.

Teacher Guo is really a big joke.

The audience roared with laughter.

Luo Yiming heard the applause from the audience reached its climax at this time.

Not only the audience in front of the TV, but also the audience in the main venue, watching the excitement on the big screen, and the applause from the sub-venues were also fascinated by the sub-venues.

For a moment, it seemed that they were in the branch venue, while Luo Yiming and Guo Degang were in the main venue.

Customer-oriented.

The cross talk is not over yet, and the cooperation between Luo Yiming and Guo Degang continues to be staged wonderfully.

One after another, the timing of the shaking between the two was just right.

Later, Guo Degang found a girlfriend named Bias, and the two went south into the big forest. When Guo Degang ate cow dung with her, the audience burst into laughter.

In the previous life, Guo Degang and Mr. Yu Qian's performances came out, and Luo Yiming also broke out a lot of new jokes in this cooperation.

Let the cross talk in my life become richer and more three-dimensional.

In the end, Luo Yiming and Guo Degang burst out the following jokes and jokes intensively.

The audience often hasn't digested the first joke, and the second and third come again.

Cool.

Listening to this cross talk between Guo Degang and Luo Yiming, in short, it is a word of cool.

And the dense baggage was cast one after another, and the audience tossed and turned among the laughing fruits one by one, it felt like they had come to the most exciting CCTV Spring Festival Gala.

This level of cross talk can really be said to be a top performance.

Retrospectively, the last time I laughed so loudly was probably when Master Zhao Dashan talked about sketches in the Spring Festival Gala the year before last.

And cross talk?That goes back more than ten years.

Now the mainstream art of cross talk is already a bit depressed and lonely, and young people want to forget it even more.

However, Luo Yiming, the host, cooperated so wonderfully with Guo Degang, at least they made this cross talk to the extreme.

Different from ordinary audiences, when Luo Yiming finished his cross talk performance and won a lot of applause, Song Wendian was planning something in his mind.

　PS: In order to prevent you from talking about water, I didn’t write more about cross talk, so be honest, then vote.

　　Thank you Sansheng Yuanqing Baobao, Grandmaster Shi, Zhenyu Qianye, Feng Feiyu, Retro Baiyun Mountain, Carefree as the Wind, Wuxin Century, Tianhai Xiangyun, Donkey Dung for the rewards (the latter few are in the past few days Appreciate, touch.)
　　
　
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