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Chapter 156 Spoofing the Legend of Condor Heroes ([-]) ([-]rd)
Luo Yiming sighed and said, "Hey, it's all my fault that I don't practice well, even Guo Fu, a little girl, can't beat this little girl, so I ended up like this."

He Jiong said: "Suddenly, there was a dazzling light in the cave, and Yang Guo exhausted all his strength to pick up a branch beside him, and shouted."

Luo Yiming looked around and said, "Where is the monster?"

Two big vultures, Vega and Wu Xin, appeared full of joy at this time. Both of them put on vulture makeup, staggered up, and wore mink fur coats, and the audience couldn't help laughing.

"Hahahaha...it's me, it's me."

As soon as Li Weijia made his exit, the audience hadn't come out of the amused appearance of Da Diao.

Luo Yiming looked up and down, and approached: "Could it be that you are the pair of big eagles in the legend?"

Vega said: "That's right, I'm a male eagle."

Wu Xin said: "I am the mother eagle."

Vega said: "I am my brother."

Wu Xin said, "I'm my younger sister."

The two said together in the next second: "We are peerless twin eagles."

embarrassed.

With that said, the two started a magical dance with three circles on the left and three circles on the right.

Super embarrassing.

The two danced together, and the audience burst into laughter.

And the guests of The Legend of Condor Heroes who came to this episode saw the continuous progress of this spoof plot, with one wave after another of laughter, and they were also laughing up and down.

Huang Daming said: "How do you play it? I used to say that Happy Camp is more fun than youth. I still don't believe it. Now that I'm here today, it really deserves its reputation."

Yang Xiaomi said: "It's really played to a high level. After this spoof, I almost don't remember the main drama."

Liu Yifei didn't speak, but she also liked the performance inside.

In particular, Luo Yiming and Xie Na, who are not actors, are really a waste of talent.

After the dance, Li Weijia said: "Son, what happened to you? How did you end up like this?"

Teacher He Jiong, the narrator, said: "Yang Guo told Da Diao what happened in detail, and Wu Xin was very angry at Guo Fu's brutality.

Wu Xin said: "Hmph, this girl's film, she cut off your arm just because of a candied haws, she is really careless."

Luo Yiming said: "Isn't it? I will definitely seek revenge from her in the future."

Li Weijia said earnestly and earnestly: "My child, listen to me, it is wrong for you to think this way. There should be no hatred in your heart, and you should treat the people around you with a magnanimous and kind heart."

"As the saying goes, if a monster has a kind heart, it is no longer a monster, but a human monster."

puff.

The audience rejoiced again.

Li Weijia immediately corrected: "No, no, no."

"I mean, you have to treat those who hurt you with gratitude, because if you can bear the pain that ordinary people can't bear, you can also achieve achievements that ordinary people can't bear."

"Be obedient, you will stay here with us in the future, and we will take good care of you."

He Jiong felt that the plot was really too funny.

He suppressed a smile and said, "So Yang Guo stayed in the cave, and the big eagle helped him heal his wounds and taught him peerless martial arts.

Luo Yiming said: "What? Depressed Ecstasy Palm?!"

The big eagle Li Weijia said profoundly: "That's right, this is a set of martial arts created by myself after my wife left. This set of martial arts is invincible in the world. I will pass it on to you today."

He Jiong said: "The two were practicing in the cave, and Yang Guo accidentally fell down.

Li Weijia said: "Get up!"

Luo Yiming said: "Da Diao, I can't do it anymore, I only have one arm."

Li Weijia said: "Get up! I don't care what your body is like. Even if you fall down 100 times, you have to stand up on the 101st time. Are you really willing to be a useless person for the rest of your life?"

The positive energy came, and Teacher He Jiong also put away his previous smile: "Yang Guo was greatly encouraged by hearing this, and got up again to practice hard. A few years later, Yang Guo recovered from his injuries, and his martial arts also made great progress. He is a chivalrous man, because he has learned to carve, and the things he carves are lifelike, so people respectfully call him the "Hero of the Condor"!
puff.

I just thought it was an orgasm.

The next second directly breaks the power.

This Condor Hero dares to feel that way.

The audience sputtered.

The guests gasped.

This drama, so far, should be a spoof to the end.

Teacher He Jiong continued: "But for more than ten years, he has ignored the fact that he misses Xiaolongnv all the time. Whenever the night is quiet, he will stare at the token that Xiaolongnv gave him in a daze."

Liu Yifei is liking such spoof plots more and more. I have to say, acting like this is really fun.

When Liu Yifei heard about Xiaolongnv's token, he floated in front of Luo Yiming.

Luo Yiming stretched out his hand to chase her, then put it down again, feeling sad alone.

"I don't know how long it has passed. On this day, Xiaolongnv also happened to come to this valley. He has been looking for the whereabouts of Guoer for many years. Today she finally came here. Perhaps she has a spiritual direction, and she walked towards that valley. .”

"Yang Guo happened to be hunting nearby, and a pair of lovers finally met after 16 years apart."

Xie Na played the role of the little dragon girl in a white dress, but this little dragon girl is too down-to-earth and has no fairy spirit at all.

Xie Na played again, saw Luo Yiming, and said, "Guoer, is that you?"

Luo Yiming turned around: "Long'er!"

"After a while, I finally found you."

"Long Er, I miss you to death."

Pooh.

The audience felt that this was a real waste of art.

After the two finished speaking, they vomited at each other, and they couldn't act anymore.

He Jiong said: "Xiao Longnv grabbed Yang Guo's arm the next second, only to find that Yang Guo's right arm was gone."

Xie Na nervously said, "Guoer, where's your right arm?"

Luo Yiming said sadly: "It's all about Guo Fu, a little girl, for a bunch of candied haws, unexpectedly..."

Luo Yiming covered his face and wept.

Xie Na scolded angrily: "Guo Fu~! You damn girl, you actually hurt my fault for this kind of thing, see if I don't use your limbs to pay for it in the future."

Xie Na was originally in the plot, but the audience under the stage really gave face, and shouted in the next second: "It's you, it's you. You are Guo Fu."

The audience booed, because Xie Na played two roles, and she was the one who cut off Yang Guo's arm.

Shane is circled.

"You cut off your limbs now." The audience roared.

I'm done, I can't play anymore.

Xie Na couldn't hold back, squatted down, and laughed at himself.

Luo Yiming said: "Attention, plot, quickly enter the role."

Xie Na quickly stood up, then turned to Luo Yiming with a gentle face, and said solemnly: "Come on, come with me."

Luo Yiming asked suspiciously, "Where are you going?"

Xie Na said: "Of course I went to the hospital with me to install a prosthesis for you."

puff.

"I won't go." Luo Yiming said.

The audience interjected: "Little Dragon Girl, I hate Yang Guo. Shouldn't I say, you don't have a right arm, so I am your right arm?"

There are still many kinds of stalks from the audience, and Luo Yiming's words in the next second made the scene even more confusing.

Luo Yiming said: "I won't go, I'll wear a prosthesis, that one is so expensive..."

puff.

There was a sound of falling to the ground.

"I can't do it anymore, I want to laugh for a while, you guys stop for a while, and when I laugh enough, you can continue acting."

"Happy Camp, Luo Yiming and Xie Na are truly peerless duo."

"This issue is really interesting."

Xie Na said: "It's okay, sister is not short of money."

Luo Yiming said emotionally: "Long Er, you treat me so well."

The audience couldn't take it anymore, and the show had reached its climax at this time.

The guests in the audience also watched with gusto.

In this scene, they are also learning and remembering the essence of the scene.

But as everyone knows, some of the variety show jokes played out are actually Luo Yiming and Xie Na's live improvisation.

The variety show ability of the two of them is also fully reflected in this drama.

Teacher He Jiong looked almost done, and Luo Yiming and Xie Na could not continue to play freely in this play.

He said: "After this battle, Yang Guo and Xiaolongnv's lover finally got married. After that, they stayed in this canyon and lived a happy life with Da Diao's family of four from then on!"

In the end, the entire audience applauded for this scene, and for a while, the limelight overshadowed the real Condor Heroes crew.

After that, it was the people of Shendiao who learned this scene, and the laughter was always there, and the laughing fruit was always there.

This link also makes the show super beautiful.

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