Superstars start with variety show hosts

Chapter 20 Cross Talk Happy Childhood
This stand-up comic had just begun, and Luo Yiming had no time to enjoy the praise and applause. For the progress of the show, he had to speed up.

"The worst thing I learned when I was a child was Chinese, and the composition was even worse. In the second grade of elementary school, the teacher asked me to write "My XXX". I flattered me and wrote "My Teacher"."

"The first sentence: "My teacher has a face with melon seeds". I wrote less ticks and less words on this melon, and the teacher saw it: "My teacher has a face with claws."

"What kind of virtue is a paw face?"

As Luo Yiming said, he covered his face with shame.

"You are funny."

"puff."

The audience said that they still controlled a little bit before.

Everyone laughed, but they still knew how to control themselves.

After all, this is Kuaiben's stage.

But they came and went, Luo Yiming's burden was thrown endlessly, no one could resist it.

The whole audience laughed like a girl.

The warm applause made Luo Yiming unable to continue speaking.

He covered his face, and after putting down his hands, he simply stood there, winking his eyes in a cute and cute way. That damned look made everyone love and hate him at the same time.

"it is good."

"well said."

"Talent."

"Luo Yiming, you want to be angry."

Luo Yiming didn't think this was amazing.

Although 100% beat Zuo Yeon.

Luo Yiming's target is not her.

This is the first show of the shiny new anchor, Luo Yiming is bound to become a blockbuster and win the first place.

Let's go on.

"At twelve o'clock in the middle of the night, I came to the door of the teacher's house" - why did this child go to the teacher's house in the middle of the night?I don't know what the wind is.

"I saw the candlelight flickering in the window of the teacher's house" - our teacher is a model for saving electricity.

"The teacher corrected our homework overnight" - this homework in elementary school was actually corrected in half an hour. Our teacher was slow and had to correct it at night.

"Looking at the white hair on the teacher's temples, my eyes are moist" - our teacher was only 21 that year, with less gray hair.

"The teacher endured the pain, corrected the last homework for us, closed his eyes in relief, and left us forever. The spring silkworms will die when the silkworms die, and the wax torch will turn into ashes and tears will dry.

We must inherit the teacher’s behest and become teachers of the people when we grow up”—we will become teachers when we grow up, and we don’t know where to find such students.

When Luo Yiming said this, he twisted his body and made an expression of wiping sweat. This was his burden for the audience to digest.

The audience, once again, was the enthusiastic response of the audience.

Several spectators couldn't help but wanted to stand up, but fortunately, they were held down by the audience behind them in time.

"Why does Luo Yiming want to be the host, and change his career to talk about cross talk? It's absolutely popular."

"Well, the venue is full."

"Where is there such a good-looking cross talk actor. He went to talk about cross talk, and he blinded his face." A girl said coquettishly.

"Look at that expression on your face, have you turned spring?" A boy next to the girl said, it should be her little boy friend.

He Jiong, Wang Han, these two bigwigs from Mango TV had to admire Luo Yiming.

The producer Luo Xin, who was watching the first game in the background, was even more excited.

She punched her fist and shouted that there was one.

Just like the first episode of the program, it will definitely explode when it is broadcast.

Not only imitation, tongue twisters, songs, but Luo Yiming's cross talk is definitely the most perfect match.

"When we were young, we were asked to keep a diary. Such a small child, what can I remember every day? Nonsense."

Today is sunny and sunny, and the teacher led us to climb Mount Everest.

The students launched a mountain climbing competition, and sports committee member Wang Xiaoming climbed to the top of the mountain in less than 5 minutes.

On the top of the mountain is an orchard with watermelon trees, winter melon trees, and Christmas trees.

The farmer uncle climbed up the watermelon tree "Ceng Ceng Ceng", as dexterous as a tabby cat.

The farmer uncle picked the biggest watermelon and threw it to me, and I caught it firmly with my left hand.

Through the orchard is the Palace Museum.

The students lit a bonfire in the Palace Museum and listened to the teacher tell the story of his war.

The teacher said that as long as we get good grades in the exam, he will take us to climb a mountain higher than Mount Everest - Xiangshan.

The teacher said that he would take us to Xiangshan to pick sausages.

puff.

Luo Yiming is now the area where the burden of cross talk is concentrated. Every sentence has a stalk and a joke. When he speaks, the smile hangs on the faces of the audience. No one dares to relax, for fear of missing the exciting jokes.

Luo Yiming did it to buy time for the show.

As a host and performer, Luo Yiming's time is long, and he will reduce the time of other contestants later.

He so can't take up too much.

He spoke quickly and laughed a lot, until finally hearing that Luo Yiming was going to pick sausages in the Fragrant Hills in the capital, the audience erupted and couldn't help it.

Xiangshan, picking sausages.

It's really Shi Lezhi.

Does that place have sausage picking?

Luo Yiming didn't let the audience who laughed like flowers take a breather, he continued: "The school often organizes spring outings for us, and every time we have to write about what we saw during the spring outings, the whole class has a set of words."

"We came to the park with great joy. The first thing we saw was the rockery. The flowers on the mountain were red like fire, pink like clouds and white like snow.

Some students play hide-and-seek, and some eat snacks.Everyone had a great day and left reluctantly.The students all said that they will come to the park next spring. "-all this set of words.

One spring outing, the school organized a grave-sweeping and asked us to write essays.We also use this set of phrases.

We came to the cemetery with great joy.

The first thing that catches the eye is the grave mound.

The flowers on the wreath are red like fire, pink like clouds, and white like snow.

Some students play hide-and-seek"—if you are brave enough, you can go to the cemetery to hide and seek, and you are not afraid of bumping into little ghosts.

"Some eat snacks" - eat the offerings.

"Everyone had a great day and left reluctantly.

The students all said that they will come here again next spring. "—Isn't it full of food.

end.

This is the end of Luo Yiming's cross talk.

He bowed to the audience, and the audience in the audience shouted to him.

"Okay. It's so nice to hear, this cross talk is full of laughter."

"Luo Yiming, good job."

"To be honest, this cross talk can go to the national competition, and it will definitely be popular."

"I didn't expect that Luo Yiming would write cross talks. If I spread this cross talk on the Internet, I think it will become popular tomorrow. Do you believe it?"

"I believe."

The entire Kuaiben studio hall was bustling with excitement, all because of Luo Yiming's happy childhood cross talk.

The whole process of cross talk and laughter also brought back everyone's childhood memories.

Have to say, this is a good work.

Luo Yiming felt relieved.

His interpretation should convey the essence of this work.

That way, he doesn't feel guilty about anyone.

Speak, learn and sing.

Cross talk art.

As long as the work is fully conveyed and expressed, it can be appreciated by the public, circulated, and recognized, which is success.

Luo Yiming straightened up, at this moment, He Jiong had already come up from the stage.

With admiration and admiration, He Jiong also looked at Luo Yiming with admiration.

"Luo Yiming, the cross talk is really good."

"Thank you, Mr. He."

"Our team's Zuo Yan lost, let alone her, your cross talk is not bad compared to professional ones."

Luo Yiming still thanked in a low-key manner.

"Okay, Luo Yiming's performance on the 10th is over, let the judges rate Luo Yiming's performance."

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(End of this chapter)