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Chapter 314 Who is the funniest?

Chapter 314 Who is the funniest? (seeking subscription)
"Excuse me, have you seen Huang Bo, Sun Honglei, and Qiao An?"

Luo Yiming saw a girl jogging in Minxin Park and asked.

"You are Luo Yiming? Luo Yiming! Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh. Is it true?"

Luo Yiming is now a host who is more popular than CCTV hosts in the capital. During the Spring Festival Gala, there is no one who does not know him.

"Yes, yes, I'm Luo Yiming, hello."

The girl didn't seem to hear Luo Yiming's question, she was still on the verge of collapse with excitement.

"Ahhhhhhh, it's really you, that's great. Luo Yiming, hello, hello."

The girl was so cold that she held Luo Yiming's hand, alive and kicking.

Luo Yiming was super calm: "It's like this. We are recording a program now. I'm looking for someone. I want to ask you, have you seen Huang Bo, Sun Honglei, Xiao Zhu, and Chen Qiaoan?"

"I just saw someone over there, but I don't know if it's there." The girl thought for a while and replied.

The girl was referring to the central overpass 800 meters away from Minxin Park.

"Thank you." Luo Yiming was about to leave, but the girl stopped him directly: "Luo Yiming, can I ask you a question?"

"what is the problem?"

"Do you have a girlfriend?" The girl was very concerned about her idol's private life.

"Is this... yes, my fans are all my girlfriends. If I'm not wrong, so are you!"

"Wow wow wow wow." The girl's face turned red all of a sudden.

"Luo Yiming, can I take a photo with you?"

"Of course." Luo Yiming smiled, and took a photo with the girl cheerfully.

During this period, many young girls have been recruited, and they all expressed their willingness to help Luo Yiming find other guests.

Followed by many girls, Luo Yiming ran directly to the central overpass.

At the same time, the others also successfully opened the box and released the handcuffs.

Except for two people, one is Sun Honglei and the other is Xiaozhu.

Sun Honglei didn't care whether the box in his hand could be opened, he thought he needed to find the key.

Luo Yiming strolled leisurely all the way to the central flyover of China World Trade Center.

In order to normalize the shooting, Luo Yiming also asked the girls to retreat to a safe distance.

"Brother Bo, Brother Bo, what are you doing?"

From a distance, Luo Yiming saw what Huang Bo was doing sneakily in one place.

"Yo, this is... a place to replenish time."

Luo Yiming looked at this thing and said that he was the mastermind behind the scenes, and just now he thought that the secret weapon to survive without killing people was the time charging station.

At the first sight, Luo Yiming knew the purpose of this thing.

Not to mention, the props chosen by the program group are very conscientious. When used in the program, the charging props and instruments give people a sense of grandeur.

"Go there and play, don't make trouble."

Huang Bo stopped Luo Yiming, not letting him approach the time supplementing machine.

"I'll just take a look, Brother Bo, don't do this."

When Luo Yiming and Huang Bo were pushing and shoving, Huang Lei leisurely came too.

"Hey hey hey hey, what are you two doing here, so many people are watching, the influence is not very good."

Luo Yiming and Huang Lei looked at each other, and they made a decision in tacit understanding.

"Get rid of Huang Lei first, and then the two of us will fight to decide who will fill up the time."

"Okay, it's settled!"

"Brother Lei, come, let's talk here."

Luo Yiming stopped Huang Lei, and Huang Bo pulled Huang Lei and refused to let him approach the place where the time was added.

"Hey, what are you doing, let me see, I'm just looking, I'm sure I won't do anything..."

However, Huang Lei's words had no effect at all, Luo Yiming and Huang Bo pushed Huang Lei away together.

"Okay, okay, you two have fun, I'll go to another place to see."

Huang Lei compromised, Luo Yiming and Huang Bo were here, and he couldn't take advantage of it.

It's better to retreat first, take a detour, and come back to see it later.

"Let's go, whoever wins will make up time later, we don't want to compete maliciously."

Huang Bo first set down this rule, lest the two of them fight back and forth, and end up taking advantage of others.

"Okay." The next second, the two wrapped each other's arms around each other to prevent the other from playing tricks.

"Who is that?"

"It seems to be Qiao Anthracene."

"No, why did she lean the watch up?"

"Shit, she can't have completed the task and is replenishing the time." The eyes of the two of them widened in the next second.

"I'll go, really, she seems to have completed the task. We two have been arguing for a long time... nothing."

The snipe and clam competed for the fisherman's profit. Luo Yiming, Huang Bo, and Huang Lei fought for a long time, but they didn't make it up to the time. Finally, Chen Qiaoan did.

"Qiao An, why are you here?"

Luo Yiming and Huang Bo looked very gentle when facing the beauty.

"I just came here and saw that there is a place to add time, and there is no one, and the task is completed in one fell swoop. This is too simple."

Chen Qiaoan looked at the watch recording the time and said happily.

Luo Yiming and Huang Bo looked at each other, their faces turned black, with hatred in their hearts.

Thinking of the method of increasing the time according to the person, Luo Yiming said: "Hey, Qiao An, who is your target?"

Luo Yiming's attack target was Chen Qiaoan, of course he wanted to know who Qiaoan was going to press.

"My target is Little Pig, Brother Huang Bo, Yi Ming, who is your target?"

Chen Qiaoan came to participate in the reality show for the first time, but she didn't hide the truth from Huang Bo and Luo Yiming, and directly revealed who her prey was.

"My goal, I don't know yet." Huang Bo smiled slyly.

"...Brother Huang Bo, you are wrong. I already told who my target is. How could you not tell me?"

Chen Qiaoan is not a fool either, when it's time to act coquettishly, she must not let Huang Bo go.

"Well, as long as you know your own goals, of course you can't tell others."

"Qiao An, you have been fooled by Brother Huang Bo."

Luo Yiming looked at the coquettish expression of the deceived Qiao An, suppressed a smile, and hurriedly gave the former an urgent science popularization about the show.

"Can't this be told to others?"

Chen Qiaoan looked at the staff of the program group and asked.

The program group defaults.

"Oh, no one told me about this, Brother Huang Bo, you lied to me."

Chen Qiaoan turned around and wanted to condemn Huang Bo, who knew that Huang Bo had disappeared long ago.

Not only Huang Bo, but even Luo Yiming disappeared at this time.

"Where are people? Why is there no one?"

Huang Bo and Luo Yiming saw Chen Qiaoan complaining with the program crew there, so they chose different directions and left.

……

"I don't know if Huang Boge's target is me. If it is really me, then it would be too dangerous for me to stay there. If he presses me, I will be game over."

Luo Yiming ran for a while and explained in front of the camera.

But what Luo Yiming didn't know was that although Huang Bo chose a different direction when they separated from him, after walking for a while, Huang Bo turned around again, and he followed Luo Yiming and hung behind him.

Huang Bo showed an evil expression: "Yiming, he didn't know that my target was him. I didn't act rashly just now. Later, when we pretended to meet by chance, he would definitely not be too defensive."

Huang Bo explained to the camera.

Huang Bo's target is Luo Yiming. He just met Luo Yiming. He wanted to risk pressing the button on Luo Yiming's chest, but after thinking about it, he still didn't do it.

The main reason is that he is not [-]% sure to press Luo Yiming.

……

When Huang Bo followed Luo Yiming, Sun Honglei was still depressed.

"I said, can we open the handcuffs, this thing is too tight."

"Where is this, and how do I get there?"

"Excuse me, do you know where Luo Yiming, Huang Bo, Huang Lei are?"

Sun Honglei and the camera talk to themselves.

Following the director was Hu Tian, ​​who was familiar with the entire program process, he suppressed his laughter and shook his head, expressing that he didn't know either.

"You don't know... God, what should I do then!"

Sun Honglei looked at the handcuffs on his right hand, and walked along the bridge unconsciously, muttering as he walked, "First find a key and unlock the handcuffs, and then there may be some joint tasks."

"But how to find them. Isn't this testing my IQ, King Yan?" Following the director, the camera was always aimed at Sun Honglei's face. At this time, the corners of his mouth began to twitch non-stop.

I have to say, this man who is called King Yan really doesn't look very good!
But IQ is really worrying.

You must know that the white box itself is not locked, and the key to the handcuffs is also placed in the box.

It's just that even he didn't expect the artists he photographed to be so stupid.

So far, I have not found that the box can be opened, and I have been carrying it from the beginning to the end.

At this moment, Hu Tian really couldn't help but want to ask King Yan: "Don't you think it's in the way? Why can't you try to open the box?"

However, due to the rules of the program, the director cannot come forward to remind the artists.

After all, the side that is often revealed by people inadvertently is the true self that the audience in front of the TV will like to see in the future.

Aside from lines and scripts, this is why reality shows are popular with a broad audience.

Although Sun Honglei's performance looks stupid and stupid, if it is put on the screen, it will naturally be a hilarious effect.

So following the director not only did not remind, but just smiled silently from the sidelines.

"Hey? What is this watch for? Does it record time?" After walking a few steps, Sun Honglei suddenly remembered that he was still wearing an electronic watch on his left wrist.

And the director next to him heard him talking to himself, couldn't help it anymore, and burst out laughing.

Funny, this guy is so funny!

The electronic display on the wrist was obviously used for countdown, but Yan Wang actually regarded it as an ordinary watch.

He really wanted to cut open the opponent's head to see what the opponent was thinking.

Following the director's laughter immediately aroused Sun Honglei's vigilance. He looked at the following director very strangely, rolled his eyes, and then raised his left hand to look again.

Suddenly, he squinted his eyes and smiled: "Hehe, I see, this is for me to check the number, right? Are you asking me to check the number of one hundred?"

puff.

Hu Tianzhen thought that he had penetrated the entrance.

Meow, I didn't expect that Sun Honglei's thinking is really wonderful.

He couldn't help showing a speechless expression.

1, 2, 3...

Sun Honglei started counting innocently. However, Sun Honglei's performance in the later feature film will definitely cause everyone to burst into laughter. Hu Tian also completely convinced Luo Yiming's ability in judging people.

After Sun Honglei counted, nothing changed, he looked back at the camera.

"After I find them, I will eliminate them one by one. Luo Yiming, Huang Lei, Huang Bo, Xiao Zhu, Chen Qiaoan, just wait."

Nothing else can be seen in the camera's screen, only Sun Honglei's hideous face can be seen.

Sun Honglei sat down on the curb.

"Don't go!"

"There's no one here to ask me for directions. I'm alone after walking around for a long time. I'm so exhausted that I won't go!"

……

The same fate as Sun Honglei was Xiao Zhu, who faced the camera and said, "Tell me you really know how to play, and you are still handcuffed, so you can't untie this thing for me."

"Don't think that there is nothing I can do. You locked this box, and the key must have been placed on the person who appeared in front of me. Therefore, the person who will pass by me in a while must have the key in his hand."

Xiaozhu's analysis is clear and logical, and like Qiao Yiding in shooting, he admires Xiaozhu's imagination.

At this moment, the little pig yelled: "Hey hey hey hey, what about you, stop for me."

It turned out that a few seconds ago, a person walked by the side of the road, and the little pig took a look at him, and the person ran away, and the little pig immediately stopped him.

"Why are you running!"

Passers-by said: "What are you chasing after!"

"I saw you running, of course I chased you."

The passer-by said: "I see that of course you chased and ran away."

puff.

The little pig smiled: "Tell me the tongue twister, tell me, where is the key?"

The passer-by was stunned: "What key, I don't know what you are talking about."

"Still pretending, I can see that you are coming, tell me quickly."

Passers-by looked at the videographer following him with an innocent look on his face.

He didn't know what was going on, and didn't know which leg to take first when facing the camera.

"Quickly, hand over the key, and I will let you live."

Little Pig narrowed his eyes, with a trace of murderous look in his eyes, well, actually a trace of stupidity.

"I...I don't have the key you mentioned."

"Impossible, absolutely impossible."

Passers-by don't know what to say, why can't I prove my innocence.

"You are very suspicious. From the moment I looked at you, I noticed that you are very nervous. Come on, put your head in your hands and lean against the wall!"

The passer-by looked at it for a long time, but he didn't find out where there was a wall.

"Why are you still not moving?"

"There is no wall."

puff.

Piggy smiled awkwardly.

"There is no... wall."

"You really don't have a key."

"I really don't know the key you are talking about, but looking at you like this, the key should be used to open your box, right?"

"Correct."

"Let me help you take a look."

The passers-by were also full of love in an instant, and then something happened that made Xiaozhu collapse, and the passers-by opened the box within a few seconds.

He took out the key from the box and opened the handcuffs for the little pig.

The truth is, the box wasn't locked at all....

Little Pig stared wide-eyed at what happened. The next second, he was facing the camera, and he felt ashamed.

"This show is so good at playing...I'm so smart, I was deceived, I didn't realize that the box was open, and I dragged him away for so long."

"I want to find my companions and tell them the news quickly. I think they must still be troubled by this box."

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