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Chapter 453 Is Cooking Chicken Easy?

Of course Shanshan would not give up, just as she was about to stand up, a pile of papers came crashing down again.

"Idiot, hurry up and do it."

Shanshan fell down again.

Liu Xuan's subordinates dispersed to avoid being discovered, and Shanshan quickly hid behind the door.

Liu Xuan continued to make calls.

Seeing that Liu Xuan was close at hand, and he was on the phone without noticing it, Shanshan took out the poisonous sea urchin again, raised her hand, and threw it at Liu Xuan with all her strength.

boom.

puff.

The audience burst into laughter.

Ma Dan, this Shanshan is really stupid. There is a transparent mirror in front of her. As for Shanshan, she thinks that there is no cover, and when she throws it away, the mirror directly bounces back the sea urchin, giving it to her as a tribute.

Shanshan was knocked down by a sea urchin.

Liu Xuan would go to the file cabinet to dig things, get up slowly, ignore the sea urchin on his head, muster up his courage, take out another sea urchin, approach slowly, and want to throw it at Liu Xuan.

boom.

Another sound.

At this moment, a door was pushed open, and Shanshan happened to be hit by the door.

"Mr. Liu, the latch has been repaired!"

puff.

The audience in the theater couldn't stand the bird anymore.

One by one laughed incontinently.

It's too funny.

Shanshan is too bad.

I have to say that Zhou Xingchi is a great master in the field of funny and humor. Luo Yiming pays tribute to the classic mermaid, and of course he will not be stingy in this field.

In the original time and space, the comedy with the most laughter is counted, and the mermaid can be regarded as a rare masterpiece.

A lot of people will say in years to come that mermaids aren't very good-looking, but come on, that's a higher level of humour.

Actually, the mermaid does a pretty good job of it.

What's more, in 08, there is no movie that can compete with mermaids.

The audience who laughed so hard shared the news that the mermaid was so good and funny, while the audience who still chose to watch the first line of life or the mermaid had a clear answer.

"Hey, my friend said that the mermaid is super pretty and funny, let's not worry about it and go see the mermaid."

"My colleague also sent a message, saying that the mermaid is so funny that the laughter of the people in the whole movie theater will blow off the roof."

"Shit, my little friend who is looking for a chance of survival, didn't send any special news. It seems that it should be very ordinary."

……

If there are still vacancies for the first mermaid, but for the subsequent games, the mermaid's attendance rate has increased significantly.

Shanshan, who was hit by two sea urchins, was dying, and her strong willpower could not support her to stand up. She foamed at the mouth and could only rest for a while.

At this time, Liu Xuan took off his coat, started drinking red wine and watching TV, Shanshan felt that the opportunity came again.

"Believe it or not, Shanshan will still be tricked."

"Routine, routine, I know I'll be tricked, but I just want to watch it, haha."

Everyone in the theater watched cheerfully, waiting for what kind of embarrassment Shanshan will make next time.

"Oh, this method is novel, not sea urchins, coral knives."

Shanshan crawled to the side of the table, and standing at the other end of the table was Liu Xuan.Shanshan wanted to stab Liu Xuan's foot with a knife.

"Now we have it."

"Liu Xuan is going to be stabbed."

Shanshan decisively drew the knife.

puff.

empty.

It turned out that Liu Xuan turned on the TV a second ago, but his favorite song "Invincible" was broadcast on the TV.

Every time he hears about being invincible, Liu Xuan can't help twisting his body.

Shanshan's first cut, Liu Xuan lifted his foot and twisted his body, and dodged it.

With Shanshan's second stab, Liu Xuan dodged again.

The third knife still failed.

……

"Director Luo's dance moves are cool and handsome."

"Everything escaped, perfect."

I thought it was over.

Shanshan also gave up.

However, when Luo Yiming lifted his foot, the next wave of dance moves stepped on Shanshan's hand.

He twisted and twisted, and his foot stepped on Shanshan's hand.

Shanshan was in great pain.He raised the knife again, intending to stab Liu Xuan's feet.

Clinker, Liu Xuan's foot just left, the knife cried once, and it stuck in his hand.

Shanshan fainted completely.

"Oh my god, help me, this movie is going to make me laugh to death."

"Shanshan, are you a tease sent by a monkey?"

"Look at Liu Xuan, he's still dancing, it's too flamboyant."

Invincible is so lonely, the music is still there, and a pair of hands are firmly stretched out to a bottle of wine.

Wuliangye.

Picking up Wuliangye, Shanshan poured it on her head.

Alcohol antivirus.

Shanshan stood up again and regained her strength.

As soon as she exerted force, the sea urchin on her face was bounced off.

Pulling out the coral knife, she flew up and made a final fatal blow towards Liu Xuan.

Accompanied by the music, Shanshan's murderous spirit infected everyone. She will succeed this time, right?
Sleep hard and taste one hundred and two Qin Guan will eventually belong to Chu?
boom.

There was a crisp sound.

Madan's.

It was Liu Xuan playing golf indoors.

The bat and ball headed towards Shanshan, and Shanshan flew directly under the table.

"Damn it, it's so funny."

"This is the funniest movie I've ever seen growing up."

"Help me, save me, there's no end to it."

At this time, the theater burst into laughter one after another.

"The camera lens is perfect, the arrangement of the jokes is not obtrusive, and the accumulation of the pictures is a stroke of genius."

Yu Xiaoxiao is not only laughing, she is also responsible for writing down her feelings.

So far, the mermaid's plot is intertwined, filling holes and filling holes. It is not an ordinary director, and the level is definitely not so high.

Moreover, Luo Yiming seems to be the second person besides Master Xing in China for this kind of high-frequency funny and humorous.

The plot continues.

"Mr. Liu, are you interested in me by asking me out?" Shanshan shrugged her shoulders, sliding her little hands on her shoulders, not to mention, pure and cute.

"Don't move, I'm asking you out, I don't really want to ask you out."

Liu Xuan waved his hand to stop, "I'm just talking."

The assistant said from the side: "I thought you were serious."

"Ah, it's all right."

"Give her one hundred thousand, let's go."

The subordinates put one hundred thousand on the table, Shanshan looked at it, not at all moved.

"I don't want money."

"You deserve the stick I hit you with."

Liu Xuan said domineeringly, "You still think it's too little? I'll give you another hundred thousand."

"Come here and let me hit you again."

Shanshan shook her head violently, and said innocently, "I really don't want money."

"You don't want money, you just want more, and you haven't taken off your clothes. Why do you have it?"

"What specialties do you have?" Liu Xuan asked proudly.

Shanshan raised her head and was even more proud: "My specialty is cooking chicken."

To say that the arrangement here is wonderful, director Luo Yiming also specially inserted a scene of Shanshan making roast chicken.

But in the current environment, cooking chicken is no longer cooking chicken.

Liu Xuan laughed, and his assistants and subordinates all laughed: "So what if you see it?"

"Shall I give you an award?"

Being ridiculed, Shanshan was even more aggrieved, she tilted her head and asked cutely: "Do you think it's easy to make a chicken?"

"How difficult it is."

"Pluck all the hair first!"

Liu Xuan was taken aback, and looked at the assistant, who had a serious face: "Whose hair is plucked?"

"You're sick, of course it's not plucking my hair." Shanshan said innocently and romantically.

Now the assistant looked at Liu Xuan.

"Pull it hard?" Liu Xuan stared at Shanshan with wide eyes.

"Boil it with boiling water, and pull it out immediately."

thump.

Liu Xuan didn't hold back, and knocked his head on the table all of a sudden.

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