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Chapter 56 Talking about crosstalk selling tickets (second update)

Luo Yiming said: "Why did you carry this..."

Guo Degang looked at Luo Yiming's delicate face: "Not a good match, not a good match."

Luo Yiming said innocently: "Nonsense, it's a good match. Sir, it's what the master meant."

Guo Degang put on a surprised expression, and shouted: "Sir is the master... You worship him? Are you his apprentice?"

Luo Yiming nodded: "That's right."

Guo Degang sighed and said, "You are a waste."

"Why did I ruin it?" Luo Yiming looked cute.

"It's a pity."

Luo Yiming said: "What a pity."

Guo Degang regretted, "It's a waste."

Luo Yiming refused to accept: "I will waste any materials I have."

"It's a waste. You beg him, you...you might as well beg me, you beg me, you are already a human

Luo Yiming pushed Lao Guo: "I'm not a human yet! How do you talk?"

Guo Degang, who was pushed away, came back and said, "How old are you this year?"

Luo Yiming is playing Yu Qian, this part has to restore him, Luo Yiming said: "I'm 37."

Guo Degang heard this and smiled: "You look so young, are you 37 years old?"

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The audience will also focus on Luo Yiming at this meeting. Those who have heard this cross talk know that in fact, at the age of 37, Luo Yiming is talking about Teacher Yu Qian.

Luo Yiming was duped by Lao Guo, and the audience felt that it was difficult to answer this question.

Unexpectedly, Luo Yiming was very relaxed: "I'm the exact opposite of you, I'm not in a hurry to look good."

"it is good!"

"That's a good remark."

Guo Degang dug a hole, but he didn't expect that Luo Yiming would mock him.

Can't delay the rhythm of cross talk, Guo Degang was ridiculed, and he has to return to cross talk.

He said with a smile: "Oh...also...about the same...it's a pity that I'm so old."

Luo Yiming smiled: "What's wrong?"

Guo Degang said profoundly: "You... are redundant, please be kind to me."

"me?"

Guo Degang nodded his head and said: "Please worship me. The prodigal son will not change his money when he turns around..."

"Prodigal son, huh?" Luo Yiming asked.

"Today... you worship me, we don't care about the formalities anymore, just here, just these people will be witnesses, kowtow, I'll accept you." Guo Degang said loudly, rolling up his sleeves and asking the audience to witness together.

Luo Yiming hurriedly stopped Guo Degang's raised arm: "OK, please wait."

Guo Degang's momentum is unabated: "Come on, I can't wait anymore, hurry up... Thank you everyone, thank you everyone, come while you are busy... Thank you!"

Luo Yiming was forced by Guo Degang to become an apprentice.

The audience in the audience forgot to watch the recorded cross talk show today, they enjoyed it quite a lot.

"Wait a minute."

Guo Degang looked back at Luo Yiming: "Come on, I can't wait anymore, I really can't wait."

Luo Yiming said: "All right, all right... wait for a while... why... whoever you are, I will worship you as my teacher, and I will recognize you as a master within a few words... Where is it?"

Guo Degang had a masked expression on his face: "You are ignorant...you don't know me, prodigal son?"

puff.

Luo Yiming said: "Let's not mention this prodigal son, okay?"

Guo Degang pretended to be stupid and said: "The prodigal son will not change his money when he returns."

Luo Yiming said: "No! I can't turn back."

Guo Degang said: "Don't you know me?...you all know me."

"Who?"

Guo Degang patted his chest and said, "I, a famous Peking Opera artist! Thank you everyone! Thank you! Thank you~! Hello friends on the third floor!"

This studio is on the first floor, not even the second floor, Luo Yiming said: "Is there a third floor here?!... What kind of eyes are you here...."

Guo Degang said: "It looks like it."

Luo Yiming said: "It doesn't look like it, it's just one floor."

Guo Degang bowed his hands and said: "Thank you, thank you, thank you for your encouragement... I am a famous big Beijing opera artist."

Luo Yiming curled his lips and said: "The big guy didn't realize it, but he reached my waist."

Luo Yiming straightened up, reached out and compared Guo Degang's chest, and the audience burst into laughter again.

Guo Degang took a look at Luo Yiming, let alone, when this kid talked about cross talk, he didn't show his sense of humor at all.

"You don't know me?...It's over, you're over, you've ruined half your life."

"People respect me very much...the audience invited me to Western food at noon today."

Luo Yiming said: "Return the western food?"

Guo Degang looked at Luo Yiming with contempt: "You...you haven't eaten it, have you?...you're done, you can't eat this, you don't have that brain."

"Let's eat western food, sit there, ah, spaghetti... Spaghetti bolognese, how good... The waiter is also polite, "Big bowl, small bowl? "It's a big bowl!" "

Luo Yiming was dumbfounded: "This is also divided into different bowls?!"

Guo Degang rolled up his sleeves, made the gesture of stretching the noodles into the pot, and said: "Tell the master, you want wide strips, stretch and cook now!..."

"Is this the way pasta is made?"

puff.

Guo Degang and Luo Yiming flirted with each other.

The cooperation between the two is quite tacit.

It would be fine if the two had rehearsed before.

But it’s just done, and it’s so wonderful.

Guo Degang is a master of cross talk, if he can act well, it's nothing.

Ke Luo Yiming was different.

For the first time, he said that this is selling tickets.

Even for the first time, there is no one who speaks so slipperily and with such a realistic image.

The girls under the stage began to talk about Luo Yiming again.

The cross talk has to continue, after the applause, let's continue talking.

"To tell you the truth, Italy is not far from here...on the Qiansu side...it's about being clean...you know."

Luo Yiming cried, what is Italy about this meow: "Stop talking...don't say anything... I advise you, next time I want leek leaves, they are delicious."

Guo Degang shook his head: "I like to ask for belts, wide ones."

"What a mess." Luo Yiming was speechless.

On the contrary, Guo Degang showed a look that others don't understand: "This man has never eaten Western food, you know."

Luo Yiming said: "Yes, I have really eaten that Lanzhou ramen!"

Guo Degang changed the subject and said loudly: "The audience respects me a lot!! It's you who don't know me. I'm an old artist. Thank you everyone, you know."

Luo Yi understood: "You always bring such a "thank you everyone", you are not poor!"

Guo Degang said: "Ah, don't worry, I'm happy. I'm an artist, really, don't lie, I'm Shi Fukuan to lie to you."

Luo Yiming pulled him back: "Hey! Don't swear on my master."

Guo Degang smiled: "I swear... I have been singing for so many years."

"What play to sing?" After talking about the cross talk, it gradually came to the play of selling tickets.

And the essence of cross talk, it is only here that it is slowly introduced.

Guo Degang proudly said: "You don't know me? I'm from Keba."

Luo Yiming nodded: "You are similar to me... I am born stuttering."

puff.

Guo Degang said: "You stutter and find a place to treat everything."

Luo Yiming said: "What is the treatment?"

"Stutter."

"It's outrageous to be stuttering." Luo Yiming said.

Guo Degang said solemnly: "Keba (keba)."

"Oh, Keban? You rap and sing, that's called Keban!"

"That's right." Guo Degang said: "Ke... Keban!...That's right! We were born in a major... It's been so many years, I'm Fu Liancheng's student."

Luo Yiming knew Fu Liancheng: "Old theater troupe, that's...Fu Liancheng?!"

Guo Degang raised his thumb: "Yes! Fu Liancheng, Ma Lianliang, Qiu Shengrong and Tan Fuying are all from there."

Luo Yiming sighed: "There are none now."

Guo Degang wasn't sure how much Luo Yiming could talk to him in the future, but seeing Luo Yiming getting better, even Fu Liancheng knew that Guo Degang's addiction to cross talk was getting stronger and stronger.

He whispered: "I knew there was no more at the beginning of liberation. Xilian Fusheng Yuan Yunqing was not allowed to work in the early days of liberation. I quit. In fact, I didn't stop. I transferred to underground training."

Luo Yiming was curious: "The theater troupe is going underground too?"

Guo Degang said: "Yes... Our stage names are all linked together..."

"what?"

Guo Degang said: "If there are happy characters and rich characters, let's arrange them in one subject."

Luo Yiming blurted out: "Isn't it Xi Lianfu's prosperity?"

Guo Degang said: "That's right... Xi, Lian, Fu, Sheng, Shi, Yuan, Yun, Qing, Zhu, Jian, Guo, five, ten, six, week, year."

Luo Yiming said: "Ah??? This is too long!!!"

Guo Degang said proudly: "I'm from Nian Zi Ke!
Luo Yiming said: "Oh...the last subject."

Guo Degang said proudly: "Yes, I am the last graduate."

Luo Yiming nodded and asked, "Oh...your name is..."

"rice cake!"

puff.

Luo Yiming was speechless: "New Year cake..."

Guo Degang smiled and said: "Who doesn't know me, Guo Nian Gao."

Luo Yiming mocked: "Return Guo Nian Gao..."

Guo Degang didn't take it seriously: "Guo Nian Gao; add your real surname and stage name, Guo Nian Gao."

Luo Yiming said: "Oh, your surname is Guo"

Guo Degang said: "We evaluate at the end of the year, evaluate the quality of the business, and then add the numbers you evaluated; for example, Ma Lianliang, fifth in the exam... fifth Ma Lianliang."

Luo Yiming realized later: "Oh, this is five horses, and this operation?"

Guo Degang said: "Zhang Junqiu is the third, three Zhang Junqiu; I am the first every year..."

"you……?
Guo Degang narrowed his eyes: "One pot of rice cakes!"

puff.

Now, the audience couldn't bear it anymore. The previous jokes hadn't been absorbed yet, and the new burden was still shaking. Besides Guo Degang, Luo Yiming also gave a wonderful speech. The audience was already overjoyed.

"If this cross talk goes on like this, I will die laughing."

"Lao Guo and Xiao Luo are really a perfect match."

"Selling tickets, I've heard it before, today's version has a new look. I'm looking forward to it, and I look forward to how they will perform in the future."

　Thanks to the little girl shop, night, Ruo charming, salted fish turn over non-stick pan, Wuxin century, bookworm 952799999, Yangming thirteen, not good at reading, poisonous scorpion Zhiguang, cool melon, rain accompany me to cry, drifting Feel the rewards of life, continue to ask for rewards, is there any more!
　　
　
(End of this chapter)