Lu Dynasty

Chapter 123 Wei Xu
Finally, the imperial court ordered the governors and prefects to recruit troops to defend against the Yellow Turbans.Ding Yuan called Lu Bu and me to the Governor's Mansion and said to us: "You are going to go to war in a few days. I came to you today to have a drink with you, and it is also a practice for you!" Strengths, but Ding Yuan's wine invitation is too strange.If we talk about practice, we invite you just before leaving. If we talk about reminiscing about the past, we see Ding Yuan every day, and there is nothing old to talk about.Just when I was wondering what Ding Yuan wanted to do, Ding Yuan clapped his hands.Then a bunch of beauties walked out.I am even more confused, what is this for?There seems to be no need for beauty tricks; Hongmen Banquet?It doesn't look like it.

Ding Yuan said: "Enjoy a song and dance first!" After speaking, he ordered the musicians to play.Looking at the beauties, I don't know whether they are dancing classical dance, striptease, or hula dance. Anyway, I can't understand it.I saw that group of beauties not wearing much, still scratching their heads and posing.The woman standing in the middle, about fifteen or sixteen years old, looks good.Don't ask me why I said that girl looks good, her eyes almost straightened without looking at Lu Bu!

Ding Yuan asked proudly: "Feng Xian, Ba Xian, is this woman good?"

"Good! Good!" Lu Bu repeatedly declared.I thought to myself: No matter how beautiful you are, you will become a washing powder!I don't even know what Ding Yuan wants to do, but you, Lu Bu, answered so quickly, you have to know that being courteous for nothing is either rape or robbery!We have been here in Dingyuan for so long, and we have never been invited to see a song and dance. When we came here suddenly today, the alarm bells in my heart began to ring.

Ding Yuan said: "This woman is the daughter of my distant relatives. If I were to be someone else's regular wife, as Ding Yuan, I would not humiliate that person."

"Of course!" I replied.No matter what Ding Yuan said, he was also a governor. His distant relative's daughter, even if she was his adopted daughter, was fine.Since she is a relative of Ding Yuan, if she marries an ordinary aristocratic family, she can only be a wife. Being a concubine means that you look down on Ding Yuan.The consequences of looking down on Ding Yuan are quite serious.

Ding Yuan said: "This girl, Yan, is gentle and virtuous. She only has one request for her husband, which is to let his younger brother join the army as an officer. I want to be a matchmaker for Fengxian. I don't know what Baxian wants?" As the saying goes: Chang A brother is like a father.Lu Bu's father and I have died, and now Lu Bu's master is only me.Originally, Ding Yuan was Lu Bu's adoptive father, so he could also be the master, but now he proposes as a woman, so he has to ask me.

"Give it to me! Good!" Lu Bu said repeatedly.Ding Yuan was very satisfied with Lu Bu's performance.

I shook my head helplessly and said, "Uncle Ding, I'm afraid Fengxian will have to live up to your kindness!"

"What do you mean by that?" Ding Yuan was a little displeased.As a leader, he proposed marriage to his subordinates, but was rejected, which hurt his face.If I don't have a reasonable explanation, Ding Yuan can turn against me on the spot.

"Brother, why not! I think this girl is pretty good!" Lu Bu also asked me stupidly.

I slapped my forehead, took out two imperial edicts from my bosom and handed them to Ding Yuan, and said to Lu Bu, "Uncle Ding is marrying you a wife, not a concubine! A person can only have one wife, and you already have one." Marriage contract, how can you marry another wife? If you take the daughter of Uncle Ding's father's Qi as a concubine, wouldn't that hurt Uncle Ding's face!" Ding Yuan understood the imperial decree.No matter how you say, Ding Yuan is a loyal person to the emperor. Since he has the emperor's will, he must abide by it, but he feels a little uncomfortable.

Ding Yuan said: "Then I will arrange his brother to your army! No problem!"

I smiled and said, "Uncle Ding asked, how can I not agree, but Uncle Ding, you also know that my army has strict military orders. If you violate military orders and regulations, even Fengxian has been punished by military laws!"

"Hmph! If he dares to violate military regulations! This old man won't spare him!" Ding Yuan snorted coldly.

"Then will I take him with me on the Yellow Turban expedition this time?" I asked.

Now Ding Yuan was dizzy, he had forgotten about it.So Ding Yuan said: "Then let me ask him himself, if he is willing, ask him to go with you!" After speaking, Ding Yuan asked someone to call Yan's younger brother up.Ding Yuan asked: "Wei Xu, Lu Feng's troops will soon go to Jizhou to fight against the Yellow Turbans! It is possible that the entire army will be wiped out, and there will be no bones left. Are you willing to go?"

Although what Ding Yuan said was the truth, he couldn't hide it.Lu Bu was not happy after hearing Ding Yuan's words. Is this what people say?Isn't this a curse on us?As soon as Lu Bu said it, he was going to argue with Ding Yuan.I stretched out my hand to pull Lu Bu, and signaled him to be calm, and Lu Bu held his breath and endured it.In fact, the worse what Ding Yuan said, the happier I was. Wei Xu, who was so scared, didn't dare to come, so I didn't worry.

Wei Xu turned his small eyes and asked me: "Mr. is a scribe, this battlefield is dangerous, isn't Mr. afraid?"

I laughed and said: "Although I am a scribe, my second brother has the invincible courage, my righteous brother Zhao Yun has the power to kill generals and capture the flag, and even my concubine's brother has the ability to command thousands of troops." Not to mention that Zhang Liao, Cheng Lian, and Hao Meng are Uncle Ding's favorite generals, so why should I be afraid?"

"Mr. is not afraid, how can I be afraid, I wish to share life, death and wealth with my husband!" Wei Xu said impassionedly.

"Our army's military law is strict, I wonder if you can keep it?" I asked again.

"It's just seven bans and 54 cuts, how can I not obey!" Wei Xu asked back.

I shook my head and asked Lu Bu to recite our military regulations and laws to Wei Xu, but Wei Xu was dumbfounded, and even Ding Yuan nearly popped his eyes out.Ding Yuan asked: "Nephew, I don't understand your military law. I understand if you don't take common people's needles and threads, but you can't even drink unboiled water. You have to go to the toilet at a fixed time, eat Keep order, wash your hands before meals and after going to the toilet, this is too lenient."

I really can't explain this to Ding Yuan. Could it be that I teach him a lesson in microbiology?Or tell him the truth that sickness comes from the mouth and misfortune comes from the mouth?Forget it, I think even if I could speak, Ding Yuan would not be able to understand.So I said, "Uncle Ding, this can prevent illness. It was told to me by a wandering genius doctor. As for whether it works or not, it won't kill people anyway. If you don't do it, it's no big deal. I tested it in my grandfather's camp. If you follow the instructions, the chance of getting sick, especially the chance of diarrhea is much lower, so I will expand it to my troops!" Lu Bu also nodded in agreement.In fact, I have no choice but to do so. If the Chinese people are not on the line, they will rarely take the initiative to implement the rules and laws.

I was very depressed after drinking this wine, but Wei Xu followed me back.I was having a headache, and I didn’t know how to arrange Wei Xu. He would definitely not be able to manage one song, and there were only 200 people in charge of one song. I don’t know if he will survive the war.So I simply asked Wei Xu to be Zhang Liao's deputy.And I also asked Zhang Liao to pay more attention to Wei Xu, and report to me immediately if there is anything wrong, which made Zhang Liao very depressed.But I have forgotten that people are not born to betray, whether it is Song Xian, Hou Cheng or the legendary three-surname slave Lu Bu.

(End of this chapter)