Lu Dynasty

Chapter 3
"Hmm!" I snorted, and felt my head hurt as if it had exploded, and my whole body was also numb. I moved my fingers lightly twice, but I didn't know what I touched.I was just about to speak when I suddenly found that my mouth was dry and I couldn't make a sound.Then I heard a little girl's voice shouting: "Master...Madam...Eldest Young Master...Eldest Young Master is alive..."

At this time, a man and two women rushed in from the door with a child.I heard the man's rough voice shouting excitedly: "Live... If you are alive, if you dare to lie to me, I will chop you into pieces and feed it to the dogs!"

Then he touched my mouth and nose to make sure I was alive, and then complained in a low voice: "Didn't you say I was out of breath? The doctor also said that there was no cure! Quack doctors are quack doctors! Even the dead and the living People can't tell the difference, tell them to get out, get out!"

Seeing the domestic slave who was going out to tell the doctor to leave, the man suddenly reacted and shouted: "Come back, really, I am so confused. They are gone, who will treat my son! Call them, call them Come all, no matter how bad you look, I will chop them all up!" This buddy of feelings is either a mountain sculpture, or a bandit leader, full of bandit spirit.

Then I saw the two women, one holding my head and the other around my waist, started to cry loudly, crying, "My son is alive, my son is alive!" I looked weakly. These people opened their mouths to say something, but suddenly they fainted from a severe headache.

When I woke up again, I found myself lying on a big wooden bed, an old man about [-] years old was holding my right hand, squinting his eyes.I watched many similar scenes on TV, and knew that the old man was probably checking my pulse.Two women and a man next to him stared at the old man. A five or six-year-old boy was standing at the head of the bed with his finger in his mouth.

Seeing me awake, the little boy said to the man and two women: "Dad, mother, look at my brother smiling at me! My brother finally woke up. Really, my brother hasn't played with Abu for a long time, and he only knows to sleep all day long!" "It seems that the little boy named Abu didn't know that his brother was already dead, and thought he was sleeping all the time.

At this time, I am very fortunate that this is in ancient times.When a person dies, as long as it is not violent or sick, the corpses of rich people can be stored for up to 49 days.If it is in modern times, it is estimated that it will be sent to the crematorium on the first day, and cremated on the second day. Even if it is not cremated on the second day, it will have to be burned on the third day.Even if you are lucky and reincarnated three days before his death, before he was cremated, you still have to board in the funeral home or mortuary, and maybe there will be brothers who have returned or time-traveled by the side.

Suddenly, I felt a blood connection to the little boy, including a man and a woman standing over there looking at me nervously.I know that this man and one woman should be my parents in this life, that little boy should be my younger brother, and the woman standing next to me should be my second mother.The ancients had their own custom in marrying wives and concubines, and of course that was before the Tang Dynasty.

From my memory, I can feel that she is also very kind to me. Although she is a foreign woman and a wife my father married for business, she is a good person.

With a hoarse voice, I said to the two women and one man: "Father and mother, the baby has made you worry, and the baby is fine." The doctor next to me and my cheap father and mother looked at me in surprise.I wonder why my parents and doctors are not surprised when they see me come back from the dead, but they are surprised when they see me speak.I hurriedly searched for clues in that buddy's memory, but the memory that buddy left for me was too little, so few that besides my father, mother, second mother and a few serving maids, there was only one younger brother, and My memory is only as far as seeing my brother being bullied, and walking forward by myself.

At this time, the doctor diagnosed the pulse and said: "Your Excellency has no way to recover, but he can wake up for some reason. Now there is no serious problem, just cultivate carefully. I am old and incompetent. I really can't see the reason. I can only use it The decoction is used to nourish his body. Right now, it seems that your son is a blessing in disguise. Based on the old man’s diagnosis, your son should have spent his whole life in trouble, but the flying stone would break up the stagnation in his head, it’s really God’s will!"

After listening to the old boy's words, I finally understood.It turned out that the predecessor of my body was a mentally handicapped child.Seeing his younger brother being bullied by others, he relied on his strength and strength to help, but he was cut open with a stone, and he died after a short period of time.And Master Xiang Yu found out that this body was of good quality, so he threw me in.And this kid's soul was muddled, and I could easily fuse him, but he was originally a dementia, so I didn't get much memory of him, but he didn't have much memory.I'm happy, after all, I don't have to pretend to be amnesia or anything.At this time, I saw a little girl coming over with a bowl of black things, and said, "Master, take medicine."

When I was hesitating, my father took the medicine bowl and held my chin, and poured it in. I coughed until I choked, and I wondered if this guy wanted to play me to death. The owner of the body is an idiot.Giving birth to an idiot son, if it counts as losing his face, then this cheap daddy definitely has a motive to kill.

And the two mothers next to me began to do 360-degree circular motions while holding my cheap daddy's waist, and one of the mothers said angrily in a coquettish voice: "Master, no matter how stupid Da Lang is, he is still the master's son." If the master doesn't like it, I'll take him away, why bother. The original Dalang was stupid, it's understandable for the master not to like it, but now Dalang is already..." Before the mother finished speaking, the cheap father said: "Even if Dalang is a fool, he is still my son. Tiger poison doesn't eat its sons, what's the matter? You two also know that the two sons of my family are strong-armed people, and Dalang is even more powerful. How difficult is it to feed medicine on weekdays?" Also, if you don't take advantage of it, how can you feed the medicine?"

"It turned out to be a mistake to blame the master! The concubine is guilty!" The two mothers bowed to the father.The old man said with a smile: "I'm very happy today, let me tell you to hold a banquet to celebrate my son's resurrection, and he's happy. By the way, don't forget to tell my father-in-law, so that he can have fun with me."

It was night, and the adults in the family were all drunk. My father held my hand in one hand and hugged my younger brother in the other. His drunken eyes were dim, tears streaming down his face, and he muttered: "My son, my son!" My face was drooling, which made me very helpless.But the most depressing thing for me is that it is to celebrate my rebirth, watching them feast on the table, but I can only eat porridge, that feeling is really... Sigh!Who told me to open my head and take medicine.Traditional Chinese medicine is not good at this point, there are too many things to avoid.But then again, if I hadn't opened my head, I would still be practicing martial arts with Master Xiang Yu!
When I got up the next day and went to the yard, I saw my younger brother, Abu, flying up and down with these two stone locks.That stone lock should weigh no more than fifty catties.I was very surprised. If you think about it, if you see a four or five-year-old child passing by with a few kilograms of things, you should be surprised, but if you see a four or five-year-old child walking by you with two bags of rice But, are you depressed?And the kid threw two bags of rice up and down for fun!
Abu was very happy when he saw me coming, and called to me: "Brother, go on." After speaking, he threw a stone lock in his hand. A lot of martial arts, but I just recovered from illness, who knows if I can move this stone lock of about [-] catties, if it is smashed again, I don't know if Master Xiang Yu can get me back again.

The moment the stone lock flew towards me, I instinctively wanted to avoid it, but somehow I stretched out my hand, took the stone lock in my hand, and weighed it.Suddenly, a scene flashed in my mind, two children were playing with stone locks, throwing each other, and continued to play.It turned out that they used to play like this often.However, I still said to Abu: "Don't throw it here, my brother is recovering from his illness and is weak. Let your parents know, and be careful that your parents will take care of you!" Abu nodded, put down the stone lock, and took my hand to go together Eat breakfast.

I was very surprised, these two brothers played with the [-]-pound stone lock with drip circles, and their strength was stronger than that of ordinary adults. How could they be bullied? One of them had a dipper on his head.I secretly asked Abu, and Abu told me that he sneaked out to play that day, and then I went to find him.But the boys on the street thought that Abu was born to a foreign woman and looked down on Abu, so they ganged up on Abu and asked Abu to be their horse.If Abu doesn't do it, those boys will beat Abu. Although Abu is very powerful, he can't beat four hands with two fists. Just when I arrived, I and Abu let go of those boys.But at that time, I was a fool, and Abu was a bastard from a foreign race. Those boys were dealt with by us, and I felt unhappy.But they couldn't beat us, so they threw stones at us from a distance. In order to protect Abu, I was hit in the back of the head by a sharp stone and died...

I'm depressed, I was killed by a meteorite in my previous life, it's already a legend!In this life, I was reborn on the body of a fool who was stoned to death by a child...

I sighed to Tianchang speechlessly: Boss Xiang Yu! , Are you taking revenge on me for saying that you are always insane!Oh my god!If you don't play me to death, you are not happy!In fact, I really forgot, I have already been played to death by God once!

When I came to the hall, my father was talking with the two mothers. He saw Abu and me and asked us to sit down. My father said to us: "Afeng, Abu, you are not young anymore. I am going to let you go to study." In fact, until now I didn’t even know how old I was, my body looked like I was nearly ten years old, and Abu looked five or six years old, but I only remembered that I was Abu’s brother!After all, a fool is a fool, and it is unrealistic for you to ask him to remember too much.

Abu said: "I don't want to study, I want to practice martial arts, and I will become a general in the future, protecting my father, mother and brother from being bullied."

"My family's Abu is very ambitious, but martial arts is very hard." Said Dad Cheap.

"Abu is not afraid!" Abu blushed and clenched his fists, expressing his determination.

"Where is Ah Feng? You are seven years old this year. Do you practice martial arts or study? Choose yourself!"

"Can I choose all of them?" I asked weakly, after all, I want to learn martial arts, what should I do if I don't practice martial arts.But being a fool is not what I want.Besides, have you seen how many pure reckless men won battles?Even Zhang Fei's second ring eye, Zhuge Liang praised him for being thick but fine, and he has read a lot.Why do you say that I was a college student in my previous life, I am stunned, have you seen how many college students know seal script?The characters of the Han Dynasty, look how many college students know them!

"Haha, my family's Ah Feng wants both civil and military skills, how can a father not agree." The old man said happily.

Seeing that my father praised me, Abu also shouted: "Abu also wants to be both civil and military!"

"Okay, Abu is also good at both civil and military. In a few days, I will hire you a big talent to teach you!" Dad left happily.

Abu and I are in the yard, and there is no entertainment in ancient times, so Abu and I had to play with stone locks in the yard.Because Abu sneaked out to play and caused my "death in battle", Daddy Cheap cleaned up Abu severely and locked him at home.

"Abu, how old are you this year?" I asked boredly, because Abu was pestering me, and I'm not good at practicing martial arts now, so I had to tease Abu.

"Five years old, brother, you are bad, you don't even remember how old Abu is, Abu will punish you!" Abu said.

"Hehe, how will my Abu punish his elder brother?" I asked Abu with a smile.

Abu scratched his head, not knowing what he was thinking, and said after a while: "I want my brother to tell me a story!"

"Haha" I laughed and said, "Abu, you are not young anymore, you still want to listen to stories? Didn't you say you want to be a general? The general still listens to stories? My brother will teach you kung fu!"

Abu said, "No, in my dream there was a godfather with a beard teaching me how to practice martial arts. The godfather with a beard is so powerful."

I was surprised: "Is it a man with a big beard, wearing armor, and calling himself Xiang Yu?"

"Brother is so powerful, how does brother know who Xiang Yu's godfather is?" Abu asked innocently.

"That man is also my master!" I replied to Abu, "Don't tell others, Abu!" Abu nodded vigorously.

I thought to myself: "Master is really good, he helped me to be born again, and found me a good family. Father is kind, son is filial, brothers and brothers are respectful. Families like this are rare in today's society!"

I pulled Abu, held him in my arms, and said to Abu: "Abu is so good, what story should I tell Abu? Then I will tell Abu a story about a monkey. Say" a revised version of Journey to the West, just Born at the end of the Han Dynasty, I seemed to see Wu Chengen looking at me with sad and indignant eyes, pointing at me with his tiny finger, and shouting at me: "Down with the literary thief and return my copyright to the original work!"

It's a pity, I don't know yet, I came to the end of Han Dynasty, and my younger brother Abu is Lu Bu Lu Fengxian, who is known as the flying general.I only know that my surname is Lu, which is the same as Lu Feng in my previous life, with the same pronunciation and different characters.I also know that my younger brother is called Lu Bu, but I have never associated him with the flying general.

I looked at the courtyard house at home. Abu next to him was playing with a stone lock. My mother was chatting with Erniang to be a female celebrity in the room. A little maid was preparing tea and towels for serving. The warmth of the family made me appreciate this era. My home has a little sense of belonging.

(End of this chapter)