Lu Dynasty

Chapter 6
To use a very classic sentence to describe my current state, that is: "|Time is like water and time is like an arrow!" Four years have passed by in the blink of an eye, and now I am 11 years old, but my small body is not as good as an ordinary 15-year-old boy. Almost, and Abramovich is no less.In the past four years, Abu and I practiced martial arts and studied, and Mr. Jia taught us very easily.Abu's temperament is much better now than before, he is no longer so impatient, at least he can calm down and listen to me, but this is not due to Mr. Jia, but due to my fist!And Abu and Axiu also got engaged last year, and now Abu is Abu’s little wife, hehe, I think Abu has a bit of “bronchitis”, but it’s okay, at least Axiu listens to me, and Abu can take care of it in the future point.

This boy Abu likes to compete with me, he also competes in strength, martial arts, and even in reading. I am really speechless against him.Later, when I got angry, I told Mr. Jia that I wanted to learn the piano. After all, I used to envy Zhuge Liang’s good piano. Unfortunately, modern people can’t tell the difference between a guzheng and a guqin. what.However, there were only a few musical instruments in ancient times, so I couldn’t learn how to play a chime, so let’s just play with it, just like a monk.And like the Xun on Jiuyuan, it hums, just like a wolf howling.Besides, have you ever seen a literati who raised his hand and took out a xun to blow it, wouldn't that make people laugh?
So flute and guqin are my first choice. Unfortunately, Mr. Jia can't play it, and I'm half-handed, so I'd better learn guqin.You have to be patient to learn the piano, just like Abu, who has the kind of temper with long nails on the bench, so that he can play the piano patiently, it would be better to kill him with a knife.But learning the piano is also good for learning the piano. On the surface, we can cultivate our feelings and relieve the murderous intentions when practicing martial arts. In the dark, we can also make cute little crushes.You see, every time I play the piano, not only the aunts and second mothers come to me, but now even the little maids come to me. The big spinach in autumn, I throw away baskets after baskets. I pick them out and sell them. Can make a fortune.

On this day, we were practicing martial arts, and my father came to tell us to clean up. He was going to go back to my mother’s house with my second mother to see my grandfather. Our whole family went to see if he could get us two good horses.Abu and I are very good at horses now, but we are riding bad horses. Abu and I have used our legs to pinch the horses to death.You know, today’s horses don’t have stirrups, horseshoes and high-bridge saddles. The saddle is just an ordinary layer of cushions with a single-sided stirrup to assist in getting on the horse. In order to sit firmly on the horse, the horse is clamped with both legs. Make sure you don't fall.After hearing what my father said, Abu and I happily ran to clean up.

On the way, Abu and I rode on that poor horse, wishing we could fly to my grandpa’s house in the grassland and ask my grandpa to get us two good horses. My father and mother watched me and Abu having fun, and couldn’t help shaking. Shaking his head and laughing.I also wondered, is it because I was reincarnated, my body became smaller, and even my heart became smaller?Forget it, anyway, I haven't had a good few years, so let's be happy if you can.However, I really didn't expect that the happy days would pass so easily, and the suffering of our family is about to begin.

When I came to the endless grassland, the breeze was blowing the grass, and the sun was shining warmly, it was so pleasant.Like a wanderer returning home, Erniang rode her horse and galloped, pointing to the tent that could be seen in front of her and said, "Afeng, Abu, look, the tent in front is your grandpa's big tent!"

Following Erniang, we rushed to the vicinity of the big tent, and suddenly rushed out a few horses and yelled at us. Although we had learned some Qiang language from Erniang, we still couldn't understand the words too fast.Erniang replied in Qiang language, the two riders seemed to know Erniang, and their expressions looked pleasantly surprised.Erniang said to us: "Abu, Ah Feng, call your uncle!" It turned out that these two men were my Erniang's brothers. Looking at the tall, bearded, dark-faced two people who were very similar, I and Abu went up to salute respectfully, and one of the uncles said in Chinese: "Come less, come less, we Qiang people don't talk about this, how can we be as polite as you Han people." At this time, Dad also came over and said to the two uncles "I've met you two uncles!" The same uncle said, "Hey, brother-in-law, I think you are a good man. Neither of us brothers can let you go, but you are so polite. Trouble." The uncle next to him seemed to agree, but he might not be able to speak Chinese, so he kept silent.The old man seemed embarrassed, scratched his head, and said, "Go and see your father-in-law."

The uncle said: "That's right, it's windy outside, let's go in and talk!" He turned his head and called to the big tent: "Daddy, Daddy, look who's coming!" He lifted the tent cloth and walked in.

Looking at a tall man sitting on the chair in the middle, he is tall, wearing a leather jacket, holding a bronze baron in his hand, with a purple face and a bearded face, looking very mighty. The chair behind him is covered with a tiger skin, which looks like a Han The image of "one shoe" in Emperor Wu is much more powerful than the buddy on TV.Today's TV shows are all played by some handsome, feminine guys. How can they have the hulking aura of ancient Chinese generals? The most ridiculous thing is Xue Rengui played by Ku Juji. He is less than 1.7 meters tall and plays a giant man of nearly two meters. It's ridiculous. up.

Erniang ran forward and yelled: "Father!" She looked like a little girl, but it was true, Erniang was only 24 or [-] years old now, not considered old.

"Hehe, my little girl is back!" Grandpa smiled and pointed at me and Ah Feng and said, "These two boys are your children? Not bad, not bad, the little girl is strong enough!"

"My son-in-law pays respects to my father-in-law!" Dad saluted, and Abu and I bowed and said in unison, "I've met grandpa!"

"Little guy, sit down, don't be like your rigid father, look at how free your uncles are! Also, what is your name, grandpa, grandpa!" Grandpa said.

Dad seems a bit embarrassed. I finally understand why Dad doesn’t want to come. Grandpa’s values ​​are fundamentally different from Dad’s. Dad is an idiot in reading. Although he is also a warrior, he insists on joining the pile Li, this is the traditional prejudice in China, everything is inferior, only reading is high!

However, I didn't bother to mind my own business, so I dragged Abu to the two seats where Grandpa was empty-handed, sat down and bowed to Grandpa: "Thank you, Grandpa, for sitting down!"

Grandpa laughed loudly and said, "Okay! Okay! Since ancient times, heroes have produced boys, Nier, you have two good sons!"

"My son is not your grandson!" Erniang said angrily.

"Yes! Yes! Haha, I made a mistake and punished myself with a drink." Grandpa picked up the glass, looked at Abu and me and said, "Little guy, how old are you?"

"Eleven years old!" "Nine years old!" Abu and I replied.

"Can you drink?" Grandpa asked again.

"Grandpa is joking!" I laughed at Grandpa, paused on purpose, and looked at the faces of the people around me. Some people who didn't know if they were uncles or uncles had sneering expressions on their faces, but they were not laughing at me and Abu, but It’s ridiculing my grandfather and Erniang. In the past, Erniang said that my father was a hero, so she married my father regardless of the opposition of the tribe. Just now, my grandfather said good things about me and Abu, but we couldn’t even drink wine. In the eyes of the Qiang people , There is no difference between a man and a woman who cannot drink or fight.Grandpa thought I was going to say that I was too young to drink, and just about to give me a step down, he heard me say: "Grandpa, Abu and I are both martial arts practitioners, and we plan to be immortal fighters in this life, and An De is afraid of the little cup." Wine? Let me do it first as a respect!" To be honest, there is no difference between wine and beverages in ancient times. After all, wine was brewed from grain in ancient times, and the food of foreigners was limited, so they had to exchange things with Han people. Han people could give them. What kind of wine?The strongest one is only over 20 degrees, and the usual drink is only about ten degrees, and I was known as the wine fairy in my previous life. In my previous life, I could drink more than two catties of liquor without getting drunk, and two boxes of beer without vomiting.It can be said that it has been tested in the wine field for a long time, but in ancient times, it has the inheritance of the old man. This kind of low-alcohol wine should not be drunk as water.

"Okay!" Grandpa and the two uncles who went out to pick us up just now shouted.Abu saw that I drank and did not admit defeat, and said to the grandfather: "Grandpa, the elder brother has already drank, and I will also respect Grandpa!" After finishing speaking, I drank the wine, turned the bottom of the glass up and said, "I wish Grandpa, good luck! Donghai, Shoubi Nanshan!" Looking at Abu, I said in my heart: "Damn, did I make a mistake, how do I worship Shou?"

"Hahahaha!" Grandpa burst out laughing, and said, "Okay! Okay! Today, my two good grandsons surprised me so much. Come to serve wine and whole sheep. Everyone will not go home until they are drunk." After a while, a waiter carried When I served a whole sheep, I picked up the dagger stuck in the sheep, cut off the fattest milk and put it on a plate, presented it to my grandfather, chopped off a leg of lamb and threw it to Abu, and then said to the banquet: " Uncles, uncles, fathers and mothers, I will not be polite to you, after all, I am young and I am hungry, please help yourself!" After finishing speaking, I also chopped a leg of lamb and ran to eat it!Grandpa looked at my behavior and laughed out loud.He raised his wine glass and said to everyone: "Okay, today we won't get drunk, let's do it!"

In the big tent, the noise was loud, and the second mother quietly pinched the father and said: "Look at how capable my family Ah Feng is, and make my father happy, you are stupid!"

The old man said to the second mother: "I am surprised, this kid has so many tricks!"

As soon as my mother heard it, she made a 360-degree circular motion around my father's waist, gritted her teeth and said in a low voice: "Isn't Da Lang smart? Or do you hope he is stupid? You just don't treat our mother like this." !” After speaking, his eyes turned red.The old man became anxious for a moment, and said: "Oh, Ma'am, I didn't say that. There are so many people here to save me some face."

The banquet ended like this. Except for me, my father, mother, second mother, and grandpa, everyone in the audience was drunk. Abu got drunk and went crazy. I tried it out, but I didn't know if it was an uncle or an uncle. The guy was bruised and swollen, and he didn't show up until we left. After all, he was cleaned up by a nine-year-old child, and he really couldn't bear it.

In the evening, under the care of mother, father spent the night in pain and happiness!
(End of this chapter)