Lu Dynasty

Chapter 65 Tai Chi abuses Xu Chu

Xu Chu's joining made me very happy.But the joining of Xujia Village made me overjoyed.That old man Xu still hoped that he would get the advantage, but he didn't know that it was me who really got the advantage.Xu Chu alone is already at a disadvantage, and now he has the entire Xu clan.

As the so-called spring breeze is proud of horseshoe disease, we rushed all the way to Luoyang, and even the scenery on the roadside became charming.Seeing that I was in a good mood, Gao Rui also sang a little song in my arms.But Dian Wei and Zhang Fei were not happy about it. Why did Xu Chu, a boy who just joined, win the favor of his elder brother so much, and Zhang Fei and the others were dissatisfied with Xu Chu's father's attitude at the beginning.Zhao Yun and Zang Ba didn't think so much, but Guan Yu, even if he had, he didn't say anything!Lu Bu, he is my own younger brother, the second young master. I have more subordinates, so I can only be happy. Besides, Lu Bu is a solid-hearted kid who obeys my words unconditionally, so it's no wonder he is dissatisfied!
Zhang Fei and Dian Wei kept provoking Xu Chu along the way, and even I couldn't stand it and stopped them a few times.But I know that if Xu Chu cannot convince Zhang Fei and Dian Wei, it will be difficult for Xu Chu to integrate into our group.

I said to Zhang Fei and the others: "Since Xu Chu came, we haven't had a dinner together. We will pass by Jiezhen in a while. Let's buy some wine, then order some mountain delicacies, and have a barbecue. What do you guys think?" Zhang Fei , Dian Wei, and Lu Bu were so happy when they heard that they were drinking, they agreed repeatedly.

Zhao Yun said, "Brother, I'm in charge of hunting!"

"I'm in charge of lighting the fire and collecting firewood!" Zang Ba said.

Lu Bu, Zhang Fei, and Dian Wei said in unison: "We are responsible for washing and stripping the prey! We are also responsible for drinking!"

Gao Rui said jovially, "Then I'll be in charge of the barbecue!"

As soon as I heard that they had finished all the assignments, I asked, "Then what should I do?"

"Responsible for eating!" All the brothers said in unison.

"It's okay to help my sister-in-law barbecue!" This is what Lu Bu said.In my previous life, I was a fat man, good at eating whatever I couldn’t do, and I liked to make some delicious food for myself when I had nothing to do. Uncle Benshan said: Big head, thick neck, either a rich man or a chef!It really makes sense.Anyway, I often go to barbecue or something with my friends.As a result, I practiced good cooking. In the grassland, Abu and I secretly ate food when no one was around. I was in charge of the barbecue, but Abu became addicted to eating.

In the Han Dynasty, it was bad for a man to cook. At least everyone said that a gentleman should stay away from cooking, and Abu would not ask me to do it.Gao Rui has learned all my crafts, but everyone here seems to be a big-bellied man, and Gao Rui must be busy alone, so Abu suggested that I help Gao Rui.

I have to say that Abu is really kind to women, as long as he has a little relationship with him. (It’s not about that kind of relationship, don’t think about it wrong!) Even if it’s just an ordinary friend, Abu will take good care of it.Don't look at Abu's recklessness, but he is very careful with women.I really don't know how his heart, which is thicker than Fang Tian's painted halberd in his hand, can be thinned.

When they went to the town to buy wine, Zhang Fei and Lu Bu were really speechless. They actually bought dozens of tanks or those big tanks, and finally used a cart to pull them away.I was depressed in my heart, was this going to drink, or did I want to take a bath with wine!Even if the current alcohol content is low, you can't drink it like this. When I get out the high-alcohol, three bowls will feed you to death!I secretly made up my mind.

Pulling the cart, passers-by on the road were surprised to see us.Say we are a wine dealer, but it’s not like it. You’ve seen a few people in fresh clothes and angry horses, who will use a cart to drag wine and sell it.When it comes to drinking, we shouldn't take it out of the city, and how many people can drink so much wine.In this way, under the strange eyes of passers-by, we came to a mountain forest.

Gao Rui and I found a place to lay things out, while Zhang Fei and the others went hunting.I looked at Xu Chu standing aside and said, "Zhongkang, sit down! Don't be so rigid. I know you are a good man, but you are just a little cautious and dull. When you are with us, you should treat us as brothers, not as subordinates." !"

Xu Chu said: "My lord, as a bodyguard, Xu Chu must protect the lord Zhou Quan! Now in the jungle, there are many tigers and leopards. If you frighten the lord, it will be a big crime for Chu!"

Gao Rui giggled and said, "Stupid Xu Chu, Brother Baxian wants you to protect him? I don't know if you are Brother Baxian's opponent, whoever protects who!" After speaking, he couldn't stop laughing.

Xu Chu looked at me in surprise and said, "My lord can also martial arts? Can't tell!"

"Zhongkang, why don't we compete before they come back?" I said to Xu Chu with a smile.

After hearing what I said, Xu Chu was a little eager to try, but seeing my scribe's attire, he hesitated and said, "How can my subordinates dare to compete with the lord!"

I stood up and said with a smile: "Play casually, Zhongkang can let go of his hands and feet, you will never hurt me."

Xu Chu saw that I didn't look like I was being overbearing, so he clasped his fists and said, "My lord, this subordinate has offended you!" Then he punched me.That big fist hit me with the sound of whistling wind.I turned sideways abruptly, and the wind of the fist was blowing on my face, which made me feel uncomfortable.I stood on both feet and slowly performed Tai Chi.My Taijiquan is not something that the old men on the street do in the park after getting up every morning.When I was in the consciousness space, Master Xiang Yu found out that I had learned Taijiquan and improved the fighting technique according to the principles of Taijiquan.It can be said that this set of Taijiquan is very similar to the legendary "Zhanyi Eighteen Falls". Anyway, it is impossible for buddies who rely on brute force to get on the corner of my clothes.

Xu Chu looked at me slowly performing Taijiquan. He touched his head, not understanding what I was doing.After all, such a slow punch, in his eyes, is not lethal, and it does not conform to the common sense of martial arts.Xu Chu shouted loudly and punched me again.It may be that the punch just now didn't make any merit. Xu Chu knew that my martial arts skills were also extraordinary, so I used a lot of strength.I pushed Xu Chu's fist away with my cloudy hand, stepped forward with my right foot to touch Xu Chu's foot, and pushed him lightly on the back. Xu Chu couldn't stand still, so he gnawed on the mud.Xu Chu was stunned, stood up, looked at me, a flash of light burst into his eyes.

I saw Xu Chu's tiger eyes flashed, rubbing his body and rushing towards me.I found that Xu Chu's move was very similar to a tiger.I hurriedly dodged to dodge, hooked my foot, and slammed Xu Chu's back hard, and Xu Chu fell to the ground again.Now Xu Chu was in a hurry, and kept waving his fists at me. I knew that if I didn't confront him head-on, Xu Chu would not be reconciled.I also rushed towards Xu Chu fiercely, Xu Chu was shocked when he saw it, and just about to dodge sideways, I had already grabbed Xu Chu's right hand.I grabbed Xu Chu's right hand with one hand and Xu Chu's belt with the other, and threw Xu Chu out forcefully.Xu Chu slammed on the trunk with a 'bang', and the big tree with the thick mouth of the bowl shook for a while.

Xu Chu stood up, patted the dust on his body, looked at my spotless Confucian robe again, smiled and cupped his fists and said, "My lord, Xu Chu is convinced!"

(End of this chapter)