folk legend

Chapter 1
"Fake corpse, old head Liu cheated corpse!!!"

When this word came out of the dilapidated small courtyard of the old Liu's house, Sanliangzi Village, a village of more than [-] families, was bombed.The big guys ran out from the old Liu's house one after another, and then ran directly towards their respective small courtyards without even standing on their feet.Immediately, the village with bigger farts was full of dust, chickens flew, dogs jumped wildly, and even the donkey tied to the tree kicked up, pulled its neck and barked high to join in the fun.

The first person to say this was Mr. Zhao Sihai, Mr. Yin and Yang who came out of Hei'er this time (Chu Hei'er is a local name in the paddock, which means that after a person dies, Mr. Yin and Yang goes to take care of the funeral).After shouting, this guy was the first to run out. He even forgot to take the compass on the coffin. He hurriedly pushed his [-] bicycle and ran towards his house outside the village.

The angry You Guofu didn't care about the image of the village head that he had been working hard to maintain on weekdays. While chasing Zhao Sihai and running towards his home, he yelled at this old bastard, an old man who didn't show loyalty.

When everyone ran back to their own yards, they used logs to prop up the gate, and then sprinkled a row of plant ash on the gate (the custom of the village, it is said that it can keep those sneaky things out).But I heard Liu Degui, Liu Degui, the son of old Liu, standing in his yard and yelling and cursing loudly.

"Damn it, Mr. Yin-Yang, the unlucky one, I call you eight generations of ancestors. My father is obviously alive, but you f*ckingly say that my father is a fraud! Blind thing, don't take a closer look Just shoot your mouth full of cannons! Is your mouth still your mouth, your uncle's!"

Zhao Sihai, Mr. Yin and Yang, who had already run away without a trace, obviously wouldn't hear Liu Degui's scolding, but the villagers who just ran back home heard it very clearly.After Liu Degui finished yelling and cursing, everyone became suspicious. Didn't they just say that old Liu was cheating on the corpse?Why did the work of turning the butt come alive again?What is going on?

Some villagers who couldn't figure out what the specific situation was, they leaned on the wall and whispered about their neighbors.

"Hey, let me tell you, old sister-in-law, did you see old Liu's body cheating just now?"

The old sister-in-law replied: "No! I just heard someone calling for a fake corpse, and when I looked back, everyone ran out, and I followed suit."

"Me too, I also ran out with the big guys."

"me too......"

"me too......"

When someone raised the question, everyone in the village leaned on their walls and responded one after another.

Sanliangzi Village is not big in the first place, with a total of twenty or so households, even farts in the east of the village can be heard clearly in the west.So the people in the village leaned on the wall to make such an inquiry, and it didn't take long for the whole camp to spread the word.The big guy knew that he didn't even see the old Liu's fraudulent corpse with his own eyes. He only thought it when he heard someone shouting.

At this time, Old Liu's son shouted loudly that his father was not dead. Is this true or false?Do you think the big guys can stop being suspicious?But suspicion is suspicion, but no one dared to stand up and say that I went to Lao Liutou's house to see what was going on.

So, the big guys came down from the wall in silence, and some simply made up some unreasonable reasons, and retreated back to the house, fearing that someone would come looking for them, and even blocked the door.

When it comes to the critical moment, it depends on the village chief. When everyone retracted their necks, You Guofu stood up, pinched his waist with one hand, waved the other hand, and said to everyone: "You all wait at home. , I'll go and see what's going on first, and if there's nothing wrong, I'll call you guys again." Somebody was acting like a bird, and everyone couldn't be happier to watch the fun, so everyone climbed up the wall again to see what You Guofu was going to do next. action.

In fact, don't look at You Guofu's bluffing on the surface, he is also frightened in his heart, but he feels that after all, he is the village head elected by the whole village. .Thinking of this level of stake, You Guofu had the courage to be a rafter for a while.Just before leaving, he picked up a big stick behind the gate to bolster his courage, and then walked towards Old Liu's house.

You Guofu's house is five yards away from Old Liu Tou's house. If you walk, you can turn your butt. But now You Guofu walks very slowly. His speed is not as fast as that of a snail. go.In the final analysis, I still have some ghosts in my heart (in the paddock dialect, meaning uneasy).

When You Guofu walked to the third courtyard, he saw that Old Liu's house was not far away. His heart was beating non-stop, thanks to his small throat, if it was bigger , I guess it popped out right away.

It was also because You Guofu was unlucky, and when he was walking forward in fear, suddenly there was a creaking sound from nowhere, and You Guofu was so frightened that his soul flew into the sky, and he screamed, his trembling hands The legs softened, the body softened, and the noodles seemed to sit on the ground.

Immediately afterwards, a burst of giggling children sounded behind You Guofu.Frightened by the noise just now, You Guofu was stunned for a long time, and then turned his head to look in the direction of the laughter.

There were two children standing in front of an open door. The creaking sound just now turned out to be the sound of the two children opening the door.Seeing what was going on, You Guofu hurriedly stood up, slapped the dust on his butt, and scolded the two children.

"Hey, I said you two little bastards, why don't you stay at home well, what are you doing when you run out, and be careful that old Liu will eat you two later."

"Hey, third uncle, are you going to Lao Liutou's house? Take the two of us to have a look."

"Get out! Is this something a kid can join in the fun? Go back to the yard and stay!"

"Hey, if you don't take the two of us there, I'll yell in the camp, saying that the village chief peed his pants because he was scared."

The bear boy lowered his voice and finished talking to You Guofu.It was only then that You Guofu noticed it. He looked down and saw that the front of his crotch was wet in a large area. No wonder he felt wet.

When the two children found out their embarrassment, the ashamed You Guofu blushed, and immediately covered himself with a red cloth.He hurriedly turned his head, waved at the two children, and said, "Follow me, don't run around."

The two brats, who had succeeded in their tricks, had a good time and ran over happily, followed You Guofu's buttocks, and went to Lao Liutou's house together.

As soon as the three of them entered the courtyard of Lao Liutou's house, they were startled by the situation in front of them. They dared to snatch the mess in the courtyard, as if they had just been attacked by bandits.Miscellaneous things were thrown all over the floor, tables, chairs, benches, pot lids, spoons, and even several lost shoes.The white plastic sheet used to set up the coffin has been lifted up and thrown aside, and a few old hens on it rattled and rattled.The wood used to build the coffin was also sloppy and crooked, and a bright red coffin was placed in the middle, which was impressively conspicuous.It's just that the coffin sky was also lifted and fell aside.

The three looked at the things under their feet, and walked towards the opened coffin in fear. When they were still a dozen steps away, You Guofu stopped quickly and tiptoed into the coffin for a long time. Did you see him? Don't worry about any unusual movements.He walked towards Old Liu's house again.As a result, before walking a few steps, through the glass window, I saw an old man sitting on the top of the kang in the room, with his back to the outside, gesticulating with his hands back and forth, looking at his back, who else could it be if it wasn't the old Liu!
Although he saw Old Liu sitting on the kang with his own eyes, he didn't see his face after all, so You Guofu didn't dare to enter the house rashly, thinking about standing outside to have a look.

He didn't want to leave, but the two little guys behind couldn't bear it anymore. They looked forward several times, but You Guofu pushed his head back.

Seeing this, the short child winked at the other one.Then the two of them rubbed against each other and ran towards the two sides. By the time You Guofu reacted, the two of them had already run under the window.

When he came here, the tall one hugged the short child's thigh with a cat waist, and when he stood up again, the short child had a full view of the situation in the room.The short child, who saw the situation inside the room clearly, sucked it quickly, and sucked the hala that almost came out into his mouth.

It turns out that there are a lot of delicious food on the kang head in the house, there are several kinds of canned food, hawthorn, peach, and grape, snacks in paper boxes, several boxes, and a roasted roe deer leg And a barrel of sorghum wine.

Now the old Liu Tou is sitting cross-legged on the kang, throwing off his cheeks, opening his big molars, and is wolfing down hello to his mouth.Looking at that posture, I can't wait to pour all the food on the kang into my mouth, it will be considered enjoyable.

In the countryside in the 60s, every family was poor, and every meal of dumplings was considered Chinese New Year.So seeing so many delicious foods all at once, it's no wonder that a child doesn't drool.

When he was engrossed in watching, You Guofu also came over, and when he stretched out his hand to hit the two children, he was also stunned by the way old Liu was eating on the kang. Looking at the pile of food, he thought to himself, good guy, just A strong young man would have to earn half a year's centimeters to buy these things on the kang.

This old guy is really lucky. He can still eat so many things in one go when he is old.Don't ask, the old guy must be 100% alive. If he was dead, he wouldn't eat and drink so much.

Until now, You Guofu finally let go of his carefree heart.Walking to the middle of the yard, he shouted to the neighbors on the left and right: "It's okay, it's okay, everyone come out! Old Liu didn't cheat his body, he came back to life!" After finishing speaking, he hurried home and changed his pants.

The words of the village chief seemed to give the whole village a reassurance. Everyone in the village felt relieved and went about their own affairs.

Besides, the two children who opened the window, the short guy, looked at it for a while, and felt that no matter how he looked at it, he couldn't eat those things by himself, and he could only be greedy, so he asked his companion to put him down.

Just when the tall kid was about to put him down, the old Liutou's buttocks in the room moved, and he caught a glimpse of a white-haired tail growing on the old Liutou's buttocks.

(End of this chapter)