folk legend

Chapter 107
Seeing Li Dewu's current state, Jiang Liu understood in his heart that this guy's yang energy was not much left, and he had to be resettled as soon as possible, or else he would have to belch his ass in a few days.

Thinking of this, Jiang Liu suddenly had an idea in his heart, you said that if this Li Dewu died and he and the female teacher were buried together, would two butterflies or moths fly out?
Jiang Liu thought this idea that came to him suddenly was inconceivable, but he found it funny when he thought about it, so he told Li Dewu on the kang after he laughed.

"You, don't look at me like that. Yin and yang are different ways, and people and ghosts are separated. If you keep pestering the living like this, not only will there be no good results, but it will increase your crimes. You listen to me and leave quickly. After a while, I will pull out the Soul Sealing Nail on your body, and give you some paper money, so that you can be reincarnated."

I don't want Li Dewu to ignore Jiang Liu's good intentions at all, let alone think that his kindness will benefit him.After Jiang Liu finished speaking, his expression didn't ease in the slightest, and he still said fiercely: "Hey, you want to coax me to leave? There is no way! Besides, you are just a child, and you can make trouble for me. Don't think that I don't know who you are, even if your master comes, he can't help me. I advise you, go to the pharmacy quickly, buy a package of Dingjingsan, go home and take the medicine, and squint honestly. Save yourself the embarrassment here."

What Li Dewu said was obviously meant to be ridiculed, which made Jiang Liu's heart tense.Because from early on until now, Jiang Liu's heart has not been peaceful at all, and he always feels like something big is about to happen, and he has never felt this way before.So he couldn't let it go, and now he suddenly heard Li Dewu say that again, especially the embarrassing words.Jiang Liu wondered, would he be right?
Thinking of this, Jiang Liu shook his head, trying hard to get rid of this negative emotion.After a while, not only did he not get better, but his heart became even more gloomy.And at this time, Li Dewu on the kang happened to sneer a few more times.This time, the young man was completely enraged.

Ignoring the strange eyes of the people behind, Ting Zibu stood on the ground, closed his eyes, and recited a calming mantra.After chanting the spell, Jiang Liu took out a talisman from his bag, held it in his hand, spit on it, jumped onto the kang, and stuck it to Li Dewu's chest.

Jiang Liu became ruthless, and also used a unique trick—it was the five thunder talisman that he had drawn before, and a scream was heard between the earwheels, and then Li Dewu fell on the kang.

Immediately, this guy's face turned pale, his eyes were closed tightly, and he didn't have the expression of condescension and contempt for Jiang Liu just now.But Jiang Liu didn't stop, and took out another talisman from his bag. After spitting, he turned Li Dewu's body and stuck it against his back.

Then, there was another heart-rending scream.

Jiang Liu only cared about tossing and turning on the kang, without looking behind him.What he didn't expect was that at this moment.Some people in the underground are unwilling, who is it, Mrs. Li!Hearing her son's screams like this, she hurriedly said without knowing what was going on.

"Hey, I said to keep my son, what are you doing? I invited you here to arrange for my son. You can't bully my son like this? Look, you beat my son, and you didn't even make a sound Son."

There were two screams in succession, which really grabbed old Mrs. Li's heart, as if her heart had been gouged out.Even if his son is not abnormal, he is still his own son.What are you doing, Jiang Liu?My son just laughed at you, and you can't bully my son like this because you know how to do evil tricks, so old Mrs. Li hurried forward to stop Jiang Liu.

Jiang Liu was already annoyed in his heart, but at this time, old lady Li would interfere again, making him dumbfounded.Then he yelled at the old lady Li angrily: "You mortal with naked eyes, can you see it? Is this your son now? I don't understand anything, and you say I bully your son. That's just right, you Find someone who won't bully your son, I'm too lazy to care about this."

After saying this, as soon as he slipped out of the kang, the river flowed down to the ground, he tidied up his bag a little, and was about to go out.I didn't want to just move my body, and my arm was caught.Turning around to see, it turned out to be Li Dewu's daughter-in-law.I heard Li Dewu's daughter-in-law say: "Brother, you have a lot of adults, so don't be as knowledgeable as your mother-in-law. My mother-in-law can't see her, and she is anxious when she hears her son calling like this. Don't take it to heart, look at me For the sake of saving face, you can help me run the house."

The people Li Yu found were all good friends with Li Yu on weekdays, and Li Yu ate another meal of stewed pork noodles in the morning.Hands are short, cannibalism is short, and at this time, a woman has spoken.Naturally, these men standing and urinating did not show weakness, and they all persuaded Jiang Liu, saying, yes, yes.Keep a child, just for the sake of your sister-in-law, help Li Dewu.

Jiang Liu was annoyed by everyone's chatter.In such a situation, even if he insisted on leaving, he would not stop. Thinking of this, Jiang Liu sat on the kang again.

During this period, Li Yu remained silent, leaning against the side of the cabinet, standing with his head bowed, his eyes squinting at his wife.Jiang Liu felt even more embarrassed that he was like this.It has been several times since he came out to settle matters, and it was the first time he was questioned by others, and it was still questioned for no reason. The young man was also a little angry, so he simply ignored the old Mrs. Li who was standing awkwardly aside.

But you can't stay like this, you have to do business.So I told Li Dewu's daughter-in-law: "Let everyone pack up the things and carry the coffin. Go to the cemetery!"

After speaking neatly, Jiang Liu came out of the room first, ignored the others, and set off towards the female teacher's graveyard by himself.

Because Jiang Liu didn't take anything and left first, he left the group of people far behind and went to the cemetery first.

After arriving at the cemetery, the young man walked around the female teacher's grave first, looked around, up and down, and finally stood on the left side of the lower part of the grave gate.

The sky is not beautiful, it was originally a sunny day, but after the river flowed to the cemetery, all the clouds that were hidden somewhere gathered all at once.

The dense cloud soon covered the entire sky, which meant that it was going to snow.The air was still mixed with gusts of cold wind, which made Jiang Liu tighten the collar of his clothes and shrink his head back.The originally not very beautiful mood suddenly became worse due to the influence of the weather.

After a while, everyone carried the coffin to the cemetery.

After instructing everyone to place the coffin according to the location chosen just now, Jiang Liu came over to lift the coffin sky, and took out the prepared things from the coffin.

There is a saying in the countryside, that is, the newly made coffin cannot be left empty inside. If it is left empty, the coffin will find someone, which will bring misfortune to the family, so everyone puts some things in the coffin. .

Jiang Liu put these things away, took the incense, counted three and took it in his hand.After roughly identifying the direction, he knelt down facing the southwest direction.He gathered a small pile of floating soil in front of him with his hands, ready to stick incense.

Hold the incense upright in the palm of your hand, align the incense heads, take out the prepared match, pierce it, and strike it down.As a result, the phosphorous head of the match just emitted a puff of black smoke, but did not ignite. Jiang Liu was in a hurry.

Everything needs a good start, this is just a match, how can it be this virtue.

Putting aside his irritability and calming down a little, Jiang Liu continued to strike another match.But I didn't want the sulfur head on it to be rubbed off because of too much force.Looking at the bare matchsticks, Jiang Liu suddenly became furious.

"Hey, he's a lame father and eighth grandfather, I really don't believe this evil!"

Cursing in my heart, I took out another match.This time, Jiang Liu took a breath to calm down his irritability, and then carefully struck the matchbox with the matchstick.

Maybe it was the effect of the curse, or maybe it was another reason, this time the match finally struck as expected.But before I lit the incense, the match snorted and was blown out by a gust of wind.

With a snap, Jiang Liu threw the match far away in anger.Standing up, he shouted to Li Yu who was beside him: "I said, Mr. Li, what do you want to do? The box of matches you got was damp. Hurry up and buy a new pack of matches."

Jiang Liu now, according to the common people's saying, call it stop, also called slow hand.

I don’t know if you have such a feeling. For example, when you do something and it doesn’t go well, or it’s wrong no matter what you do, you should stop doing it, go out for a while, or stop for a while and then continue. It might be done in one go.This is what the common people call slow hands.

There was another reason why Jiang Liu yelled this sentence.In terms of momentum, this is called the head start, and it also has the factor of emboldening oneself.There are only three things, and the incense is not lit three times in a row. Whoever puts this matter on has to think about it.

Jiang Liu is even worse, don't you miss it?Aren't matches not easy to use?I might as well ask Li Yu to buy a pack of matches and see if I can light it.

After all, he is a person who has seen the world. After hearing Jiang Liu's words, old Li Yu said very cooperatively: "Okay, you wait, I'll go and buy a big bag of matches."

Hearing Li Yu's happy agreement, Jiang Liu, who was originally very depressed, felt relieved.Hehe smiled and said: "Okay, don't go, just come here and protect me from the wind."

As soon as the words finished, a voice shouted: "I'm coming." Before the words finished, a person came from the back of the crowd, and Jiang Liu saw that it was Dougen.

(End of this chapter)