folk legend

Chapter 16

Chapter 16
Even so, Lao Jiang was still worried, so he hurriedly put on his clothes and pulled on his shoes after getting off the ground.Quietly walked to the door of the West House, lifted the curtain and took a look, Jiang Liu and the emperor were sleeping soundly, so he was completely relieved.

Go back to the east room and look at my daughter-in-law, she is wrapped in a quilt, and she is still snoring. The daughter-in-law has been tossing a lot in the past two days, and Jiang Decai is also distressed. Besides, I will definitely not be able to sleep when I go back to the bed, so I should cook earlier Got it.

Thinking of this, Lao Jiang put on the clothes he had just put on, and prepared to go to the back of the house, and come back with firewood to light the fire for cooking.

Just after turning around the mountain flower wall, Jiang Decai came to the back of the house, bent down to hold firewood, and suddenly saw a person squatting in the toilet surrounded by wooden fences, with his face facing the root of the mountain, and he couldn't see what he looked like .

Lao Jiang was stunned for a moment, wondering who this is, who got up early and went to our toilet to take a shit, and the basic construction of my farmland is guaranteed, and you don't need an outsider to help!
At this time, the man had already stood up from the toilet, with his head bowed and his belt on, walking towards Jiang Decai.As I walked, I felt that something was wrong in front of me.As soon as he raised his head, he suddenly saw Lao Jiang, so frightened the man, he yelled, and took a big step back.

"You said that you, who wake up early in the morning, don't lie down on the kang to sleep well, and then scare people after running out of the house!"

This guy is obviously an unreasonable messer. He got up early and almost made Jiang Decai's nose crooked. He said in his heart that there are too many shameless people. This is the first time he has seen such a shameless person.

Taking a closer look at this person, he turned out to be an old man, but Lao Jiang felt that this old man looked familiar, but for a while, he couldn't remember seeing him there.So he yelled at the old man.

"Who are you, you came to my toilet early in the morning to support our land and fertilizer construction?"

The old man may have passed the boredom at this time, and he was embarrassed after hearing Lao Jiang's words.Hehe smiled: "I've eaten a lot of meat these days. I'm a cheap eater who eats dry food and noodles. I can't hold three ounces of oil in my dog's stomach. I won't be able to hold it as soon as I arrive at your door, so that's all." What's the matter..."

After speaking, he smiled at Lao Jiang, let alone, his teeth are quite white.

Lao Jiang was originally stupid, and he was disturbed by his ignorance at first, and now he made fun of himself, which made him a little dumbfounded for a while, so he didn't know what to say.

Seeing that Lao Jiang didn't speak, the old man quickly tied up his trousers.After tidying up the clothes, Zhou Zheng lost his embarrassment, and then became more courageous. He patted Lao Jiang on the shoulder and said, "Well, hurry up and cook with firewood. You have something to do after dinner!"

Whether he got up early in the morning and was blocked behind the room, or just came out of the toilet, when the old man said these words, he didn't have much confidence and muttered.After finishing speaking, he left in a hurry without waiting for Lao Jiang to speak.

Jiang Decai only heard the words of the old man's words, holding firewood and cooking, but he didn't hear the other words clearly at all.I wanted to ask him what he said, but he had already left.

While holding the firewood, Lao Jiang thought about it, who doesn't have a third emergency, besides using the toilet, what a big deal, so he didn't take it to heart.After picking up the firewood, he turned around and wanted to go back to the house.

But when Jiang Decai came back from the back of the house, he saw the old man again, in the courtyard, stretching his arms and legs.Seeing this, Lao Jiang suddenly thought that the old man Emotion was singing opera with the emperor, and he got up early in the morning, so he got up to practice kung fu.

But this early in the morning, what kind of kung fu did you come to my house to practice, thinking about the honor of the old man, Jiang Decai curled his lips secretly.What role do you have to play to use him?Not to mention anything else, just makeup, how much powder is needed to fill in the old bark folds on the face.

Thinking to himself, Lao Jiang secretly laughed, and suddenly felt much more balanced in his heart.Continue to practice with the old man, ignore him, and enter the house with firewood.

Put the leftover sorghum rice from last night in the pot, add some water, cover the pot, and stand by the pot, Jiang Decai thought about what dishes to serve to Emperor Zhang.

Suddenly a voice shouted behind him.

"Hey, Old Jiang!"

The sudden sound made Jiang Decai almost throw the water ladle on the ground in fright.His heart was pounding for a long time, and he stood obediently where he was, and after a long time, he calmed down.

The angry Lao Jiang wanted to beat someone up, but when he turned his head, he was stunned.It turned out that the old man was still practicing in the yard, and there was no one behind him, but...but the voice just now was clearly behind him!
The voice continued: "I brought that bag with half a roe deer's leg in it. You take it out and braise it, and then order some wine. I'll drink some with the emperor later."

Majesty Zhang Huang, who was asleep, woke up at some point, lifted the curtain of the West Room, and tiptoed out.After seeing Jiang Decai who was in a daze, he even made a silent motion towards him.

He quietly got behind the old man, then raised his foot, kicked his ass hard, and then burst out laughing.

"Hey, I said blind man Han, how did you know I was looking for you? I came here so early."

It turned out that this person was none other than that friend Zhang Huang mentioned last night, Han Xianzai!Jiang Decai, who suddenly realized it, felt relieved immediately, no wonder he looked familiar just now.

In fact, Jiang Decai also wanted to go to find him when Jiang Liu first started making demons, but by accident, things rushed to the present.But what Lao Jiang never expected was that Xia Xiazi came to the door by himself.In fact, many things are like this. In the final analysis, it is all fate!
"Aiyo, aiyo, I can't do it, I can't do it, I can't move anymore." The one who spoke was Blind Han who was kicked to the ground by Zhang Huang. Barking non-stop.

His Majesty Zhang was still standing at the place where blind man Han was kicked just now, and he didn't even intend to go forward to help him up. He even dismissed the uncomfortable expression on blind man Han's face, and buttoned his unbuttoned clothes. Said: "Come on, don't pretend, I kicked your ass, you just cover your chest and do nothing, get up and go to the room to see if you have a child, I will go to the toilet first." After speaking, he turned and ran to the room.

Blind Han Han on the ground was pointed out by Zhang Huangshang, and felt that it was meaningless to pretend to be any more. He stood up and huh huh the dirt on his buttocks, cursing non-stop.

"You are a lunatic who is a successor, wait until the day you fall into my hands, let's see if I don't take care of you."

While talking, Xia Xiazi Han walked into the room, glanced at Jiang Decai who was dazed by the pot, and immediately put on a hippie smile.

"I said Lao Jiang, you have to get me some good wine later, you said that I was kicked by this lunatic for my son, you have to find a way to make up for me."

"Hey, hey, it should be, it should be." Lao Jiang next to the pot table was stunned, and hurriedly nodded in agreement.

Zhang Huangshang, who came back from the outside, just heard Han Xiazi's shame.

"Brother Jiang, don't talk to him, just get him some horse urine to drink."

Jiang Decai, who didn't know how to answer, looked at the two people who were teasing each other, and smiled.

After breakfast, Blind Han sat on the dining table on the kang, and after Jiang Decai's daughter-in-law cleared away the dishes, he called Jiang Liu to his side and asked him to sit cross-legged.

Pulling Jiang Liu's arm, Han Xiazi put his hand on his arm, and then he closed his eyes and felt his pulse.

Jiang Decai, who was standing on one side, was full of question marks, where did this blind man sing?Still have a pulse?Do I still have to drink some traditional Chinese medicine?

It needs to be explained here that there is a difference between Han Xiazi's pulse detection and traditional Chinese medicine pulse detection, which is three to five miles more than one hundred and eight thousand miles!
His pulse is mainly based on the pulse phase to analyze and judge some things about gods and ghosts.

How to judge?Simply put.Even in the wrist of our ordinary people, there is a main channel, which is the position where Chinese medicine often takes the pulse.But this main meridian is divided into three parts according to the method of Han Xiazi and others, that is, the divine meridian, the immortal meridian and the ghost meridian.

The method of taking the pulse has a scientific name called "diagnosing the pulse with the middle finger".And when feeling the pulse, you have to recite the mantra, as long as you recite the mantra, the pulse will naturally focus on the middle finger, so that the diagnosis will be clearer and more convenient.

It is said that when feeling the pulse, the feeling of each pulse sign corresponds to the seriousness of the matter, but how to represent it can only be understood but cannot be expressed in words, and it takes long-term practice to master it.

This is because people who have a certain level of morality can take the pulse. Ordinary people don't have such skills, so they naturally don't know how to use it. Therefore, it is the first time Jiang Decai has seen it at such an advanced age.

As for Jiang Liu, his wrist was held by Xia Xia Han, but his eyes kept turning to Xia Xia Han.I don't know why, seeing the blind man Han in front of him grow into such a color, he can't connect with the person Zhang Huang talked about last night.I also thought about when I was young, this old guy still owed me five yuan, so no matter how I looked at the blind, I didn't like it.

In the end, he turned his face away and looked out the window.

When Xiazi Han closed his eyes and signaled Jiang Liu's pulse, he pressed two dry fingers on Jiang Liu's wrist, with a serious expression on his face, completely different from the playful smile he had when he first arrived.

Jiang Decai and his wife in the room stared at him holding their breath, with piety in their eyes, they really regarded the blind Han as a legend.

Suddenly, Xiazi Han raised his eyebrows, and then he frowned.

Lao Jiang and his wife, following his slight movement, their nervous hearts flicked and raised to their throats, beating non-stop.I was thinking in my heart, could it be that it is more difficult to keep children?Otherwise, blind Han's brows are still frowning.

After a while, Blind Han's brows slowly relaxed, but only for a while, and then they were tightly wrinkled together.Jiang Decai and his wife, who had been standing on the ground all the time, were already flustered. This heart went up and down for a while.Finally, they quickly turned around and found a stool to sit down.I said in my heart, if I do this a few more times, it will be fine to keep the child. I guess we have to explain our old fate first.

(End of this chapter)

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