folk legend

Chapter 22

This day is the fourteenth of July, and it is also the third year that Jiang Liu has been with Xiazi Han.Why do you say mixed up, because Jiang Liu, who didn't graduate from middle school, really couldn't find an appropriate word to describe these three years.

In the past three years, in his words, he has never done a serious job with Han Xiazi.Jiang Liu's so-called business is naturally hoping to go out with his master to show his skills. Wherever he goes, all the ghosts will kowtow for mercy.After the victory, I stood facing the wind, letting the wind blow my face that was pretending to be slightly vicissitudes.

However, the gap between reality and ideals is really huge. In reality, Jiang Liu is either endorsing books or drawing talismans every day, or going to the cemetery to follow the dead to carry the lamp (joking meaning, because when Jiang Liu is sleeping in the cemetery, he often talking to himself and the people in the grave).During this period, Jiang Liu asked himself tens of thousands of times, what was my father trying to push me to learn this thing?
While returning home, he sat on the kang with his father, holding a wine cup, and the father and father discussed it a few times, but Jiang Decai was a banker. But there was nothing left of that stuff mixed with sorghum rice.

All these honest peasants groaned for a long time, but they couldn't explain why.In the end, the child was so impatient to ask, he threw the wine cup on the table, glared, pointed at Jiang Liu's nose and cursed: "You little bastard, are you a father, or am I a father! What do I want you to learn?" , you can learn at ease."

Some tough reasons from his father's generation made Jiang Liu lose his temper at all.All these little brats finally summed up, following the old guy is just one word, mess!

This morning, just after dawn, the river rose up.Why go?Go practice the so-called light work of the blind.It is to run to the front hill every day, and then run back.At first, Jiang Liu really thought that this way he would be able to cross the water and walk on the drums.But after practicing for a while, I realized that I was simply being fooled by the blind.I can practice lightness skills by climbing mountains and running every day like this, even pigs can climb trees!

I am afraid of getting used to everything. When I really get used to it, if I stop doing it suddenly, I will feel uncomfortable all over my body, and I always feel like something is missing.The same is true for Jiang Liu. After running for a long time, he has to go out for a run every morning to feel comfortable all over.

He opened the door lightly, and then closed the door slowly after going out, for fear of making any noise and waking up the blind couple.Jogged out of the yard, moved a little, and ran up the hill.

Without panting or blushing, he ran to the mountain ridge, wandered around the mountain ridge, stretched his arms and legs, and made gestures twice.

However, Blind Han didn't see the gestures he made. If he saw Jiang Liu's unrestrained figure, he would probably kick him hard again.In Han Xiazi's words, Jiang Liu's gestures are not much better than Xiaojizi's gestures.

This is also what makes Jiang Liu very strange. Thinking about how such a smart person like himself doesn't know anything about martial arts. The master showed him a lot of boxing books, but after following the practice, it is not the case at all. Son.

After most of the day's activities, the sky was already bright, and it was time to go down the mountain and go home to wash your face and eat.Thinking that it was another ordinary day, Jiang Liu came down from the mountain a little bit disappointed, and strolled home in a leisurely manner.

On the way home, I saw two large cucumbers growing in the vegetable field by the side of the road, which were so green that the river was drooling.Whoever it was, jumped into the ground and plucked both.After rubbing it on the clothes on the chest, he gnawed it, and the remaining one was ready to be taken back to dip it in sauce.

When I walked to the gate of Han Xiazi's house, I suddenly saw that the gate, which was always closed on weekdays, was now wide open.Jiang Liu felt puzzled for a while, and walked into the room quickly.

After entering the room, I saw a person standing on the ground in the east room at a glance. He was about the same size and age as Blind Han, but slightly fatter than Blind Han, and he was dressed awkwardly, but his clothes were smaller than his. One size, so that the buttons can't be fastened, and the arms are open, revealing the dark belly.

Underneath was a pair of shorts sewn from coarse cloth, which looked like a removed flour bag.He didn't even wear shoes on his feet, and the two black feet were still rubbing each other.

On the kang, the luggage was rolled up at one side, and Han Xiazi sat cross-legged on the kang mat, holding his jade-mouthed cigarette pouch and pot, puffing out wisps of smoke.But he looked at the New Year picture of a boy holding a carp on the wall, and said nothing.

The sound of Jiang Liu's footsteps coming into the room was not small, but it didn't attract Xiazi Han's attention at all. He was still staring at the New Year painting, as if after looking at it for a while, the boy would hold the carp from the painting. Inside out.

Hehe, what happened to the old guy today, he got up early, sitting on the kang and playing deep!
If you don't make trouble for three days, Jiang Liu's hands will itch, and if you don't be naughty for a day, Jiang Liu will be flustered. These are the words given to Jiang Liu by blind Han's daughter-in-law.At this moment, Jiang Liu walked to the edge of the kang without saying a word, and then lay down on the kang with his chin propped on both hands, and stared at the New Year pictures on the opposite wall.

With a click, Han Xiazi knocked Jiang Liu on the head with a cigarette bag and pot.Jiang Liuceng stood up in pain, covered his head and rubbed it for a long time.

At such a time, Blind Han's daughter-in-law came into the room with a pair of shoes in her hand and lifted the curtain.I happened to see Han Xiazi beating Jiang Liu's head with a cigarette pot.Angrily, she rushed to the edge of the kang, and with all her strength, she gave the blind man a hard push on the shoulder and gave him a supercilious look.

Blind Han slumped into the kang, his legs still crossed, like an upside-down Buddha statue.

"You old man, did the child recruit you, or did he provoke you? How strong are your hands? Let the child beat you." After speaking, he put his arms around Jiang Liu's head, and pulled his hair away to have a look.

Jiang Liu saw his wife come back, and he had someone to back him up.It hurt even more loudly, and squeezed my eyes hard at the same time.As a result, I didn't squeeze out a single tear for a long time.Just about to squeeze harder, Han Xiazi started to do it on the kang.

"Yes, you squeeze hard, let me see if you can squeeze out the golden beans?"

Seeing that his tricks were exposed by Han Xiazi, Jiang Liu grinned.Blind Han's daughter-in-law realized that Jiang Liu was pretending to be in pain, so she also laughed.

He lightly slapped Jiang Liu on the back with his hand, and blamed him: "You call yourself a child! You are almost calling a wife, and you are still fooling around like a child."

After the father and two made a fuss, blind Han's daughter-in-law remembered what she was going to do when she entered the house after seeing the shoes in her hand, and quickly turned around and handed the pair of shoes to the man who had been standing on the ground.

"There are no good shoes at home, so I found a pair that Xianzai used to wear. Don't worry about it, just wear it." The man hurriedly nodded and bowed, and took the shoes with a thankful expression. Blind Han's daughter-in-law didn't say anything. What, turn around and go out to cook.

"Bring your uncle a basin of water and let your uncle wash his feet so he can change his shoes." Blind Han ordered on the kang.Jiang Liu hurriedly agreed, and went out to find a basin to fetch water.

When the water was brought back, Jiang Liu saw the man sitting on the stool washing his feet, Jiang Liu thought to himself, could this man be dumb, why hasn't he heard a word since he entered the room?Sigh, I really can't say, this person looks very smart, but why is he dumb?Where can I go to reason about things these days?This guy actually worried about him.

After the man finished washing, Jiang Liu handed him the foot wipe.While the man was cleaning his feet and changing his shoes, Jiang Liu brought out the footbath and went out to pour water.As a result, when I held the basin, the water in it sloshed, and I saw a thick layer of black mud on the ground.She pursed her lips, thinking that there was so much mud, why don't pour it out, just throw two sticks of particles into it, and within a few days, a stick seedling will surely emerge.

When he entered the room again, the man had already tidied up and was sitting on the edge of the kang with his buttocks half stretched.Xia Xiazi and Han looked at each other with big eyes and small eyes.

Jiang Liu saw that it was broken. Are the two old guys going to fight?Quickly move a stool and sit on the side, what are you doing?Prepare to watch the fun.It's rare to see the two old men fight, what a pity to miss it!
"Blind man, don't stare like you're trying to judge a thief. At that time, I was pushed to that point, what can I do?"

"You can pull it down. After all these years, I still don't know your virtues. I'm sure you are blowing it again?"

"Hey, just blow a little bit."

The person who was speaking also gestured with his index finger and thumb.

"Blind man, don't talk about it. If you want to talk about this incident, it's really wicked. I still can't figure it out. You said that the house door and the courtyard door are all closed, how can you get me out of it?" To the cemetery?"

"I said Zhao Sihai, you old bastard, don't come here to play nonsense with me, I know what shit you are going to do as soon as you poke your ass. I don't believe that you don't know about five ghosts, you lied to me A year-old child? Just say it clearly, why did you come to my house with bare buttocks when you got up early in the morning?"

It turned out that this person was Zhao Sihai, the yin and yang Mr. who called for fraudulent corpses when he gave old Liu a black son, but now he has turned into this embarrassing appearance.

How did Zhao Sihai and Han Xiazi know each other?It turned out that the two of them worshiped Mr. Yu Da as their teacher.Who is Mr. Yu Da?If you want to talk about this matter, it is that the child has no mother. It's a long story, let's talk about it when we have a chance!

"Don't spread rumors about me, who said bare butt, I was still wearing pants at the time."

The speaker didn't mean it, but he couldn't help but listen to it carefully, especially the master sitting on the stool next to him, and he also has a calf with seven orifices and exquisite heart.

...what...what the hell!Running over with bare buttocks!

No wonder the gown he was wearing didn't fit just now, feeling is the clothes I was looking for now!I said why does he look familiar in that dress, it turned out to be my master's, so it's strange if he doesn't look familiar.

(End of this chapter)