folk legend
Chapter 30: Pediatric Urine Grass Cream
Chapter 30 Boy Urine Baicao Cream
"Tell me, why do you want me?" A male voice, with a little Wu Nong's whispering voice, suddenly remembered in the room.
The people at the door are all men from the north. It was the first time they heard this kind of accent, and they didn't even hear what he said clearly.
At critical times, we have to talk about the old village head.Han Gui, who was always behind these people, stretched out his hand to push away the people in front, came to the old woman Han, bowed down and said.
"Great Immortal, please do me a favor, show our village, what kind of evil is it? This thing is always dead, and they are counting the days, one every 28 days, and now the whole village is not stopping."
As he spoke, Han Gui took out the box of cigarettes from his pocket that he usually used to entertain the leaders above, stretched out his hand, and handed the whole box to the old lady Han.
The old lady Han, who didn't smoke before, took the cigarette, and took it out skillfully, and put it in her mouth. Seeing this, Han Gui hurriedly took out the match, and lit the cigarette as if to please her.
Taking a deep breath and exhaling a little smoke, the man's voice said again: "It's because of this incident! I thought something serious happened, so I was rushed to find me. This matter is simple! You guys There is a Qinglong among them, who caught up with the Qinglong Sha this year. A few of them happened to be rushed by the Sha. After you get it back, find some boy urine, make some Baicao Frost and turn it into mud, throw it down at noon, and then put that Just bury the green dragon."
When this male voice spoke, his voice was not very loud, and he had a slight accent.Han Gui, who was leaning sideways, listened hard for a long time, and with his own understanding, he remembered the three names of Qinglongsha, Tongzipi and Baicaoshuang.
Han Gui knew that he was old and had a bad memory, so he took out the pen and paper he carried with him and wrote down the three names one by one.After writing it down, I was afraid of making a mistake, and wanted the old lady Han to verify it again. I raised my head and wanted to continue asking, but saw that she had returned to the original slightly hunched and drooping appearance.
Before the two of them broke up, Han Gui followed his daughter-in-law to Old Mrs. Han's place once, and upon seeing this, he knew that the Xian family had already left the mansion.Once the Xian family left, there was no need to ask about this matter.
So he handed the piece of paper to the village accountant, and froze for a moment at the village accountant, the old woman Nunuzui, then took the note in his hand with a clear expression on his face.
At this moment, the closed eyes of the old woman Han finally opened, and the village accountant hurried forward, took the note and asked, "Third Aunt, what do you mean? I can't understand what the fairy family said just now." Understood, let me see if you are troubled." He said, and handed the note in his hand to the old woman Han.
But I didn't expect that the old woman Han didn't reach out to take the note, and gave the village accountant a big roll of her eyes on the side of her head.
"You brat, did you deliberately make your aunt make a joke? You don't know that I can't read! I can understand what is written on it!"
After a machine gun shot, the village accountant who was talking blushed, giggled a few times in embarrassment, and then took a few glances at the note.Then ask the old woman Han.
"Sister-in-law, what is this Qinglongsha? Where can I buy it?"
The old woman Han made the village accountant laugh so much that she even burst into tears.He wiped his eyes and said with a smile: "You silly boy, there is no such thing as Qinglongsha for sale, and you can't buy it anywhere."
Immediately after the old lady Han finished explaining, even the village accountant laughed.
According to Feng Shui Kanyu, the water well belongs to the green dragon, and the stone roller belongs to the white tiger. "Sha" means "kill". In traditional Fengshui and numerology, it refers to evil gods, disaster stars and Fengshui bureaus that are unfavorable to people.
The so-called Qinglong Sha refers to the fact that the feng shui of the well is affected, which makes it unfavorable to people.
Of course, such things cannot be bought.
Boy urine, this is not difficult to understand, all boys under the age of 12 are boys.At that time, the basic national policy of family planning had not been implemented, and every family had several children.Therefore, the most indispensable thing for the sleeper in the Han family is Xiaodanzi. Just find a child who can pee a lot, and it is not difficult to find this one.
As for Baicao Shuang, the village accountant had never heard of it, let alone understood it, and it was his aunt who said a lot of good things, so the old lady Han told him.Just saying this thing, once again surprised everyone.
It turns out that Baicao Cream is the bottom of the pot!
Such an ordinary thing that can be seen everywhere, just changing the name, unexpectedly stumps so many people.Look at this thing, it's uneducated, how scary!
After Han Gui and the others learned the reason of the matter from Xiangtou, they came out of old Mrs. Han's house and started to make preparations.If you think about it, in the countryside at that time, every family burned a big pot and there were many children in every household. Could these two things be lacking?
So, after ten minutes, the big guys get things ready.It's just that the time is already past three o'clock, so today is not enough, so I can only wait until noon tomorrow.
When the people in the village heard that the well was going to be filled, they were very supportive of this matter, because this well, which was drilled during the self-reliance and hard work, happened to be located in the middle of the village.
For this reason, everyone is worried about their children on weekdays, for fear that if one is inattentive, the children will run to the well to play, and what if they fall into such a deep well again.
Besides, every household has its own well suppression now, who would work so hard to fetch water here?
At noon the next day, when filling the well, all the people in the village went.When the village head threw the mud made of Baicaoshuang and boy's urine into the well according to the time, everyone got busy immediately, throwing stones, throwing stones, filling soil, all of a sudden, it was very hot lively.
There were even a few naughty children who took off their pants and stood by the well, and even urinated in it, which made the people who filled the well and the people in the village burst into laughter. fear.
According to the imagination of the villagers, after filling the well according to Xiangtou's instructions, there will be no more evil things in the future.After all, this time, he was looking for the top fragrant Xiangtou, which was arranged by the fairy family. How to say, it is much better than those mortal Mr. Yin and Yang.
But in the end, it was the nephew who turned on the light—as usual.Han Yushan hanged himself again. This time, everyone in the village was dumbfounded?Some villagers even started to prepare to move out of the Han's nest shop.It is really frightening to continue to live in this village full of evil things.
Back and forth, it took nearly three hours before Han Gui finally finished speaking, his mouth was dry during the talk, and he drank half a pot of water in a row, even so, at the end, white foam appeared on the corners of his mouth.
During the period, Jiang Liu sat on the side, listening carefully without moving, for fear of missing any plot.At the same time, he also pondered, if this happened and he was Mr. Yin Yang, how would he arrange it?After thinking about it for a long time, I finally found that if it was changed to myself, I am afraid that Zhao Sihai would not be able to handle this matter as well as Zhao Sihai.
Thinking of this, the little guy was a little discouraged. Could it be that after studying for three years, he was not as good as Zhao Sihai who was fooling around?He was a little lost, without the lofty arrogance he had when he first left the house, and his mood suddenly fell to the bottom.
In fact, it is completely superfluous for Jiang Liu to think so. After all, these things are only taught by the master, and the important thing is to rely on his own experience.However, what kind of experience does he have as a young boy who just came out.
Jiang Liu, who was in a lost mood, was bowing his head to think about things.Han Xiazi shouted at him from the side.
"Liuzi, what do you think we should do with this matter?"
"what……"
The sudden question caught Jiang Liu by surprise, and after a feint, he shouted in surprise: "Who... me? Master, don't make fun of me. With you here, how can I be so obvious?" Huh? You still come to master."
Poor in his mouth, he quickly handed the cigarette bag and pot to Han Xiazi with a playful smile.
With a snort, Han Xiazi didn't say too much in front of outsiders. I don't know what Jiang Liu did wrong and provoked him.
"Han Gui, let's prepare something first, a handful of hay (that is, the stalks of millet), a piece of pink and green paper, and three pieces of yellow mounting paper. I'll talk about the others when I need them."
Is Han Xiazi ready to make a move?
When Han Gui came here, when he saw Blind Han, he didn't know why he came to Han's nest shop.But with such a person, even if he deliberately invites him, he may not be able to invite him, and he is still the famous Mr. Yin and Yang. matter.But now it seems that it is obviously redundant.
The elated Han Gui quickly agreed, and hurriedly went out to prepare things, fearing that Blind Han would regret it.
At this time, it was the end of the Cultural Revolution, and these things were not as strict as they were at the beginning, and the remote villages where the sky was high and the emperor was far away, the higher-ups didn't have time to take care of them.So it didn't take long, Han Gui came back with the things he had prepared.
Moreover, following behind Han Gui's ass, a person came in.He was of medium height, neither fat nor thin, with a round face full of flesh, and a beard that hadn't been shaved for a long time was solid.After taking a look at him, Jiang Liu thought of Li Kui in the novel.
After entering the house, Han Gui introduced him, and everyone knew that this person was Han Kui.When he heard the name, Jiang Liu felt happy, this guy really matched the name very well.
In fact, there was another reason why Han Gui called him over.Because this Han Kui also has a nickname, called Han Bold.He has a face full of flesh, and he is also very courageous.The hanged people in the village were all corpses collected by him alone.
(End of this chapter)
"Tell me, why do you want me?" A male voice, with a little Wu Nong's whispering voice, suddenly remembered in the room.
The people at the door are all men from the north. It was the first time they heard this kind of accent, and they didn't even hear what he said clearly.
At critical times, we have to talk about the old village head.Han Gui, who was always behind these people, stretched out his hand to push away the people in front, came to the old woman Han, bowed down and said.
"Great Immortal, please do me a favor, show our village, what kind of evil is it? This thing is always dead, and they are counting the days, one every 28 days, and now the whole village is not stopping."
As he spoke, Han Gui took out the box of cigarettes from his pocket that he usually used to entertain the leaders above, stretched out his hand, and handed the whole box to the old lady Han.
The old lady Han, who didn't smoke before, took the cigarette, and took it out skillfully, and put it in her mouth. Seeing this, Han Gui hurriedly took out the match, and lit the cigarette as if to please her.
Taking a deep breath and exhaling a little smoke, the man's voice said again: "It's because of this incident! I thought something serious happened, so I was rushed to find me. This matter is simple! You guys There is a Qinglong among them, who caught up with the Qinglong Sha this year. A few of them happened to be rushed by the Sha. After you get it back, find some boy urine, make some Baicao Frost and turn it into mud, throw it down at noon, and then put that Just bury the green dragon."
When this male voice spoke, his voice was not very loud, and he had a slight accent.Han Gui, who was leaning sideways, listened hard for a long time, and with his own understanding, he remembered the three names of Qinglongsha, Tongzipi and Baicaoshuang.
Han Gui knew that he was old and had a bad memory, so he took out the pen and paper he carried with him and wrote down the three names one by one.After writing it down, I was afraid of making a mistake, and wanted the old lady Han to verify it again. I raised my head and wanted to continue asking, but saw that she had returned to the original slightly hunched and drooping appearance.
Before the two of them broke up, Han Gui followed his daughter-in-law to Old Mrs. Han's place once, and upon seeing this, he knew that the Xian family had already left the mansion.Once the Xian family left, there was no need to ask about this matter.
So he handed the piece of paper to the village accountant, and froze for a moment at the village accountant, the old woman Nunuzui, then took the note in his hand with a clear expression on his face.
At this moment, the closed eyes of the old woman Han finally opened, and the village accountant hurried forward, took the note and asked, "Third Aunt, what do you mean? I can't understand what the fairy family said just now." Understood, let me see if you are troubled." He said, and handed the note in his hand to the old woman Han.
But I didn't expect that the old woman Han didn't reach out to take the note, and gave the village accountant a big roll of her eyes on the side of her head.
"You brat, did you deliberately make your aunt make a joke? You don't know that I can't read! I can understand what is written on it!"
After a machine gun shot, the village accountant who was talking blushed, giggled a few times in embarrassment, and then took a few glances at the note.Then ask the old woman Han.
"Sister-in-law, what is this Qinglongsha? Where can I buy it?"
The old woman Han made the village accountant laugh so much that she even burst into tears.He wiped his eyes and said with a smile: "You silly boy, there is no such thing as Qinglongsha for sale, and you can't buy it anywhere."
Immediately after the old lady Han finished explaining, even the village accountant laughed.
According to Feng Shui Kanyu, the water well belongs to the green dragon, and the stone roller belongs to the white tiger. "Sha" means "kill". In traditional Fengshui and numerology, it refers to evil gods, disaster stars and Fengshui bureaus that are unfavorable to people.
The so-called Qinglong Sha refers to the fact that the feng shui of the well is affected, which makes it unfavorable to people.
Of course, such things cannot be bought.
Boy urine, this is not difficult to understand, all boys under the age of 12 are boys.At that time, the basic national policy of family planning had not been implemented, and every family had several children.Therefore, the most indispensable thing for the sleeper in the Han family is Xiaodanzi. Just find a child who can pee a lot, and it is not difficult to find this one.
As for Baicao Shuang, the village accountant had never heard of it, let alone understood it, and it was his aunt who said a lot of good things, so the old lady Han told him.Just saying this thing, once again surprised everyone.
It turns out that Baicao Cream is the bottom of the pot!
Such an ordinary thing that can be seen everywhere, just changing the name, unexpectedly stumps so many people.Look at this thing, it's uneducated, how scary!
After Han Gui and the others learned the reason of the matter from Xiangtou, they came out of old Mrs. Han's house and started to make preparations.If you think about it, in the countryside at that time, every family burned a big pot and there were many children in every household. Could these two things be lacking?
So, after ten minutes, the big guys get things ready.It's just that the time is already past three o'clock, so today is not enough, so I can only wait until noon tomorrow.
When the people in the village heard that the well was going to be filled, they were very supportive of this matter, because this well, which was drilled during the self-reliance and hard work, happened to be located in the middle of the village.
For this reason, everyone is worried about their children on weekdays, for fear that if one is inattentive, the children will run to the well to play, and what if they fall into such a deep well again.
Besides, every household has its own well suppression now, who would work so hard to fetch water here?
At noon the next day, when filling the well, all the people in the village went.When the village head threw the mud made of Baicaoshuang and boy's urine into the well according to the time, everyone got busy immediately, throwing stones, throwing stones, filling soil, all of a sudden, it was very hot lively.
There were even a few naughty children who took off their pants and stood by the well, and even urinated in it, which made the people who filled the well and the people in the village burst into laughter. fear.
According to the imagination of the villagers, after filling the well according to Xiangtou's instructions, there will be no more evil things in the future.After all, this time, he was looking for the top fragrant Xiangtou, which was arranged by the fairy family. How to say, it is much better than those mortal Mr. Yin and Yang.
But in the end, it was the nephew who turned on the light—as usual.Han Yushan hanged himself again. This time, everyone in the village was dumbfounded?Some villagers even started to prepare to move out of the Han's nest shop.It is really frightening to continue to live in this village full of evil things.
Back and forth, it took nearly three hours before Han Gui finally finished speaking, his mouth was dry during the talk, and he drank half a pot of water in a row, even so, at the end, white foam appeared on the corners of his mouth.
During the period, Jiang Liu sat on the side, listening carefully without moving, for fear of missing any plot.At the same time, he also pondered, if this happened and he was Mr. Yin Yang, how would he arrange it?After thinking about it for a long time, I finally found that if it was changed to myself, I am afraid that Zhao Sihai would not be able to handle this matter as well as Zhao Sihai.
Thinking of this, the little guy was a little discouraged. Could it be that after studying for three years, he was not as good as Zhao Sihai who was fooling around?He was a little lost, without the lofty arrogance he had when he first left the house, and his mood suddenly fell to the bottom.
In fact, it is completely superfluous for Jiang Liu to think so. After all, these things are only taught by the master, and the important thing is to rely on his own experience.However, what kind of experience does he have as a young boy who just came out.
Jiang Liu, who was in a lost mood, was bowing his head to think about things.Han Xiazi shouted at him from the side.
"Liuzi, what do you think we should do with this matter?"
"what……"
The sudden question caught Jiang Liu by surprise, and after a feint, he shouted in surprise: "Who... me? Master, don't make fun of me. With you here, how can I be so obvious?" Huh? You still come to master."
Poor in his mouth, he quickly handed the cigarette bag and pot to Han Xiazi with a playful smile.
With a snort, Han Xiazi didn't say too much in front of outsiders. I don't know what Jiang Liu did wrong and provoked him.
"Han Gui, let's prepare something first, a handful of hay (that is, the stalks of millet), a piece of pink and green paper, and three pieces of yellow mounting paper. I'll talk about the others when I need them."
Is Han Xiazi ready to make a move?
When Han Gui came here, when he saw Blind Han, he didn't know why he came to Han's nest shop.But with such a person, even if he deliberately invites him, he may not be able to invite him, and he is still the famous Mr. Yin and Yang. matter.But now it seems that it is obviously redundant.
The elated Han Gui quickly agreed, and hurriedly went out to prepare things, fearing that Blind Han would regret it.
At this time, it was the end of the Cultural Revolution, and these things were not as strict as they were at the beginning, and the remote villages where the sky was high and the emperor was far away, the higher-ups didn't have time to take care of them.So it didn't take long, Han Gui came back with the things he had prepared.
Moreover, following behind Han Gui's ass, a person came in.He was of medium height, neither fat nor thin, with a round face full of flesh, and a beard that hadn't been shaved for a long time was solid.After taking a look at him, Jiang Liu thought of Li Kui in the novel.
After entering the house, Han Gui introduced him, and everyone knew that this person was Han Kui.When he heard the name, Jiang Liu felt happy, this guy really matched the name very well.
In fact, there was another reason why Han Gui called him over.Because this Han Kui also has a nickname, called Han Bold.He has a face full of flesh, and he is also very courageous.The hanged people in the village were all corpses collected by him alone.
(End of this chapter)
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