folk legend

Chapter 73 Stuttering
Jiang Liu walked in the front and walked into the first room, but when he entered the outer room, the room was almost full of people, most of them were children, all of them stretched out their slender necks, crowding at the door of the west room. , looking into the room, laughing loudly from time to time.

After a while of children's laughter, I heard a stammering voice from Westinghouse, "Hey, I...I said you...all of you...what are you looking at?"

After Xu Peng heard it in the outer room, he quickly grabbed Jiang Liu's arm and said, "Yes, yes, yes, that's it! My wife stuttered just now."

Hearing this slightly masculine stammering voice, it was hard to think of being together with Xu Peng's daughter-in-law whom he met just now, Dougen asked Jiang Liu in surprise. "Liuzi, what's the matter?"

Jiang Liu explained: "Bewitched, it must be possessed by something. Talking has become such a virtue, let's go, let's go into the house and have a look."

Looking at the children crowded at the door, Dougan came up to him, and with two large arms, he pulled to the sides, pushing the spectators at the door aside.

This group of guys was watching the excitement, suddenly they were pulled aside from behind, turned around and were about to curse, but when they looked up at Dougen's black tower-like body, he quickly shrank his neck and let out the door obediently.

After a few steps, Jiang Liu stepped into the west room, stood on the floor, and saw Xu Peng's daughter-in-law sitting cross-legged on the kang, with a small square table for eating in front of her.

On the table was a plate of pork head meat, a plate of peanuts, and a wine jug. When Jiang Liu looked at Xu Peng's wife, she was picking up a small wine cup and drinking it into her mouth.Before the wine cup was put down, that hand picked up another piece of pork head, put it in his mouth, and chewed it while smacking his mouth. It was delicious.

When Xu Peng's daughter-in-law was grabbing vegetables with her hands, Jiang Liu took a closer look, and found that Xu Peng's daughter-in-law's hands were like animal claws, with four fingers close together and only her thumb moving until she picked up the meat. , When it was put into the mouth, the four fingers were also tightly closed together, and they were never separated.

Seeing this situation, Jiang Liu guessed a general idea in his heart, and then felt relieved.

Because of Xu Peng's daughter-in-law's performance, Jiang Liu can basically conclude that this is not caused by evil spirits, and has nothing to do with the old woman who ran away just now. In this case, things will be much easier.

As for the one who is now on Xu Peng's wife, Jiang Liu guessed that most of them are animals who have not practiced for a long time, and they came here to cheat for food and drink while she was in a weak state.

Besides, in the house, everyone kept paying attention to the ugly daughter-in-law Xu Peng on the kang, so when Jiang Liu entered the house, he didn't attract everyone's attention.While watching Xu Peng's daughter-in-law eating, they pondered in their respective hearts, this monster is really making a fuss, and even though he is so greedy, he still stutters.So they all stared at Xu Peng's daughter-in-law intently, for fear of missing the excitement.

On the other side of the square table, the old Mrs. Xu sat there with a bitter face. After Xu Peng's daughter-in-law finished eating the meat, she said helplessly: "What do you really want? You said you want to drink, I'll get you some Now, you wanted to eat meat just now, and you also ate the half catty of beef jerky, so hurry up, okay?"

Xu Peng's daughter-in-law, who had finished chewing her mouth, rolled her eyelids at this moment, and said to old Mrs. Xu: "What...what? Do you know me... who am I? I'll tell you...you say, I It's... the remote... the great general. Eat... you order... drink you something, that's... look... think highly of you."

"Come on, come on, I don't care who you love, I'm just saying, I'm an old woman, I've lived so old, so don't look down on me, just go back where you came from, our family treats me You still have to eat."

Perhaps at the beginning, Mrs. Xu thought that after the delicious treats, she would leave, but she didn't expect that this thing is now playing tricks, losing patience, and thinking about the old lady who is her daughter-in-law , finally lost patience and spoke very rudely.

The old woman's impatience can be heard by Xu Peng's daughter-in-law at this moment, but instead of following her wishes, she straightened her neck, pushed her chest forward, and said loudly: "I...I...I won't go, You...can you...you...you...you?"

Old Mrs. Xu never imagined that this thing doesn't count, and it's shameless, it's not as good as the good old ladies in the village.Angrily, she stood up and stared blankly at Xu Peng's wife from left to right.

Seeing this, Jiang Liu hurried up to the kang, helped the old Mrs. Xu to sit on the kang again, then he leaned over to the table, and said to Xu Peng's wife with a playful smile: "I said, this great fairy, you seem to be far away. General, I'm going to hang out with you tomorrow, what do you think?"

While Jiang Liu was speaking, Xu Peng's daughter-in-law grabbed another piece of meat, chewed it in her mouth, rolled her eyeballs, squinted at Jiang Liu, and said with a twist of her mouth: "You...you don't...you can't. You...flesh-eyed...mortal grass and trees, why...you mess with me, I think back then I..."

Before Xu Peng's daughter-in-law finished speaking, Jiang Liu suddenly thought of a joke, and hurriedly interrupted her, saying, "I think it was bullshit back then, didn't it?"

As soon as the words fell, Xu Peng's daughter-in-law quit, jumped up on the kang, pointed at Jiang Liu and shouted: "Who said it, who said it?"

These two sentences were spoken very simply, without stammering at all.

The old Mrs. Xu watched Xu Peng's daughter-in-law jumping high on the kang, and said with a painful face, "Hey, you should be gentle, don't collapse my kang."

It seemed that Xu Peng's daughter-in-law was really pissed off, jumping up and down and saying, "I'll... just step on the broken kang... just step on it."

Jiang Liu hurried forward, grabbed Xu Peng's daughter-in-law and said, "Look at you, you are already a fairy, how can you still have the same knowledge as me, a mortal with naked eyes! Isn't it?"

Thousands of wears and thousands of wears, flattery does not wear.As soon as Jiang Liu flattered her, Xu Peng's daughter-in-law immediately stopped and laughed, her eyes almost narrowed.

He patted Jiang Liu on the shoulder and said, "Hey, you... you child is... still... still... very good, what you said... I... I... love to listen, catch up with... ...fuck with me...go."

Jiang Liu hurriedly crawled along the pole and said, "Okay, I wish I could hang out with someone with great skills. By the way, Daxian, what can I do with you?"

At this time, Xu Peng's daughter-in-law sat on the edge of the table again, lit Jiangliu with her hand, shook her head and said, "What can... what can I do? Let me tell you, I... I... I'm so capable. Let me tell you Come on, little...boy, you...learn a little...my...my...my skills are...enough for you kid...one...one...for a lifetime. You say...you...you What do you want to learn?"

Originally stuttering, and talking so much in one go, when Xu Peng's daughter-in-law was talking, everyone in the room felt anxious for her.After he finished speaking, everyone quickly stared at Jiang Liu, wanting to see how this young man who didn't know where he came from would answer his words.

In fact, while listening to Xu Peng's fondness for talking, Jiang Liu was thinking about it in his mind. After Xu Peng's wife finally finished speaking, she pretended to think about it and said, "Well, why don't you teach me how to change 72."

Immediately, Xu Peng's daughter-in-law's eyes widened, and she shouted at Jiang Liu angrily, "Can you learn that?"

This sentence did not stutter, and it was quite fast.

I don't know what Jiang Liu is thinking now, he let out a cry, then pretended to be very embarrassed, tilted his head and thought for a long time, and then said: "Why don't you do this, you can use your skills , let me see and see, okay? I don’t know what to learn!”

Following Jiang Liu's example, Xu Peng's daughter-in-law tilted her head, and after thinking for a while, she said, "Then... then... how about this. I... will perform... for you, let you all... ...open...open your eyes."

I froze for a moment, and then said: "No...no...no, I...I...I didn't bring...no...no clothes today. I...I...that clothes...wash ...washed. How about...this...how about it. You...you...you give me...I'll find a flower...flower...flower dress. I...I...I'll act... Let... let you see."

Hearing that he was still looking for Huayi, Jiang Liu thought to himself what is this guy going to do?I also wanted to see what kind of tricks this thing had, so I turned around and motioned to Mrs. Xu to let her find it.

To be honest, people were poor in those days, and the clothes of the common people were not only blue or black, but also the green of the army. It was really hard to find colorful clothes.

After a long time, Mrs. Xu came back.In his hand was a safflower padded jacket that he did not know where to buy.When Jiang Liu saw the padded jacket, he felt happy.

The weather in the paddock is just the time to wear a coat and a sweater underneath. Wearing a padded jacket now really corresponds to the vernacular of the common people, raising maggots!

Thinking of this, Jiang Liu found it even more interesting, so he worked hard to see how Xu Peng's daughter-in-law can show off her skills! ! !
Passed the padded jacket to Xu Peng's daughter-in-law, and saw that after she took it in her hand, she didn't even look at it, and stretched her arms and put it on the outside of the clothes.

The padded jacket was originally worn close to the body, but now Xu Peng's daughter-in-law is wearing clothes underneath. As a result, the buttons of the padded jacket cannot be fastened, so she has to leave her bosom open.

After sitting on the kang and putting on the padded jacket, Xu Peng's daughter-in-law stood up.He twisted his body and looked up, down, left, and right. He probably felt very satisfied, so he showed a happy look.

Cough... Cough... First, he coughed twice, cleared his throat, then Xu Peng's daughter-in-law put on a serious face, and it seemed that this thing had watched too many leaders' speeches when she was a child, and wanted to Be more dignified.

But when she opened her mouth to speak, and the stammering voice came out, this matter has nothing to do with seriousness and solemnity.

(End of this chapter)