folk legend
Chapter 96 Blind Date
Chapter 96 Blind Date
Immediately afterwards, with a puff, all the water from Jiangliu's mouth sprayed out, and he covered his mouth so hot that he screamed haha.Seeing the distressed look of the stupid boy, the little girl sitting on the kang can't even straighten her waist when she laughs.
The little girl laughed so unscrupulously, Jiang Liu felt even more ashamed, wishing to find a crack in the ground to get in, but on the flat ground, there was really no crack at all, so he had to accompany him, laughing foolishly at himself.
"Look at your two hundred and five, what are you silly, I have never seen such a stupid person like you, don't you know how to cool and heat?"
After laughing enough, the little girl rolled Jiang Liu's eyes, got down to the ground, picked up the tea mug, and went out.
As soon as the little girl left, Jiang Liu quickly got up and went down to the ground, ran to the mirror on the cabinet, opened his mouth and looked in the mirror, good guy, his mouth was red, probably blistered.He covered his mouth and didn't dare to cry out the pain, but he was afraid that the little girl in the outer room would hear it, so he could only ouch in his heart.
After a long time, the little girl came in again with water, and stood in front of the cabinet watching Jiang Liu flow down, she was a little stunned, then walked to the cabinet and handed the water to Jiang Liu.
"I let it cool down on purpose, you have to take a bite in your mouth, or it will be more uncomfortable."
At this moment, Jiang Liu didn't care about his face anymore, he quickly took the cup, opened his mouth and took another sip, but he didn't swallow it, but kept it in his mouth.
The water is a little bit cold to dry, but it is very comfortable to hold it in the mouth, the cold and hot are so neutral.The saliva was held in the fool's mouth for a long time before he swallowed it.
The little girl who was still giggling, sat on the kang again, watched Jiang Liu swallow the water in her mouth, and then said: "Well, I heard from Uncle Zhang that you are Mr. Yin and Yang, what do Mr. Yin and Yang do? ? Is it fun? By the way, Mr. Yin Yang, can you tell a fortune teller? Tell me a fortune teller."
Hearing the little girl ask about her profession, then there is something to be said.So Jiang Liu told the little girl how he recruited the weasel, how he met Xia Xiazi Han, and the matter of Han's nest shop and Yangcaogou.
Maybe it's a woman's natural curiosity to blame, Jiang Liu's words stunned the little girl for a while, interrupting Jiang Liu from time to time, asking this and that, and kept staring and asking if it was true.
The two chatted like this, and before they knew it, it was time for dinner.When he was talking vigorously, a child ran in from outside, about seven or eight years old.
When he was still in the yard, he called out childishly: "Auntie, Auntie, my father said that he will go to my house for dinner tonight, and asked me to come to you specially."
While talking, the child had already entered the room, and when he saw the little girl, he had a good time.Then he saw Jiang Liu again, tilted his head and thought about it before saying, "By the way, my grandfather also said, call my uncle too."
When the child called out like that, it was natural that some people were happy and popular.Although Jiang Liu didn't speak, his heart was already bubbling with joy.The one who got angry was naturally the little girl, she stepped forward and grabbed the child, loudly shouting: "You brat, what nonsense are you talking about? If you talk nonsense again, I'll beat your ass to pieces."
Although the little guy is small, he is quite courageous.While the little girl wasn't paying attention, he broke away from her hand, ran to Jiang Liu, hugged Jiang Liu's thigh, smiled at the little girl, and said: "The emperor's grandfather said that he told my uncle to have sweets. Hmph, you won't buy me candy."
When the child spoke in a milky voice, the angry little girl was ashamed and annoyed. She stamped her foot and pointed at the child and said, "You white-eyed wolf. I usually love you for nothing. You rebelled just because of a few pieces of candy. You forgot Has the fate of the traitor Pu Zhigao come to an end?"
Hehe, the great leader *** once said that the power of example is infinite.
The child standing on the ground is obviously young, and his concept of right and wrong is still very vague. He only knows that good people are good people.Hearing that the aunt had put herself on the same bar as the traitor Pu Zhigao, she quickly let go of Jiang Liu's thigh and ran over, hugging the little girl's thigh, and said with tears in her eyes: "Auntie, Auntie, I am not a traitor. I and How about you? Don't call me a traitor, okay?"
Seeing the child come back to her side again, the little girl unconsciously felt that she had the upper hand again compared to the brat in front of her, and her mood improved accordingly.
So he touched the child's head and said comfortingly: "Okay, okay, you are not a traitor, the one who burns your mouth is the traitor. You say yes. Hehe, hehe... Let's go and eat."
Then, while covering his mouth and having fun, he took the child's hand and walked outside.
Looking at the backs of the two, one big and one small, Jiang Liu smiled wryly, thinking that this little girl is really a little chili pepper, who can't forget to step on her own foot even to coax the children.
But in this dazed time, seeing the little girl leading the child and going out of the hospital soon, so she hurriedly chased after them, in case the two of them disappeared, where should I go to eat by myself?
The child followed the little girl, still thinking about Tang.But his aunt asked what she was asking, and never said anything about buying candy for herself.
I couldn't refuse Tang's temptation in my heart, but I didn't want to be a traitor, so I reluctantly followed my aunt.After walking a certain distance, he saw Jiang Liu catching up behind him.
The child didn't know what to think. He looked at the little girl in front of him, then looked back at Jiang Liu, and said to Jiang Liu with tears in his eyes, "Uncle, you have to grow taller quickly. When you grow taller, you can defeat me." My aunt is gone, by then, you must bring sugar to save me!"
Looking at the child's cute and pitiful appearance, Jiang Liu wanted to kill him with a piece of tofu.You were almost labeled a traitor, and you still didn't forget to run on me. What is this kid thinking?
Really complied with that sentence, it's not that a family does not enter a house.You and your aunt are really two girls, carved out of the same mold.
Let me explain briefly, Jiang Liu went to the children's house, after dinner.Zhang Huangshang and Tai Wen each called the two young people aside.Ask both parties what their respective impressions are, are they satisfied?
Needless to say, Jiang Liu was naturally satisfied. After all, the little girl was young, and besides, it was his father who personally asked about it.Twitching and reserved for a long time, he finally told Taiwen that looking at that stinky boy is still pleasing to the eye, let his father figure it out.
After understanding what his girl meant, Taiwen teased him on purpose, and said, "Oh, there are two boys who came together, which one do you like?"
The little girl was so ashamed that she complained about Thai Wen angrily, and turned her head angrily to ask her mother for comment.Taiwen, who laughed out loud, looked at the little girl's back with affectionate eyes.
In this way, the marriage between Jiang Liu and Tai Yuehua was settled.According to the emperor, Lao Jiang and his wife will come to propose marriage when they go back, and then they will discuss the days of four boxes and big gifts.
The emperor's decision not to make a decision on the spot at this time was also out of his own ideas.After all, Jiang Liu has his own parents, so it's better for them to make their own decisions about this matter.It's just that the development of things later made the emperor feel that what he did was really superfluous.Naturally, these are things for later, so let's not mention them for now.
Let's talk about Jiang Liu, seeing the matter settled down, the snot bubble was almost thrown into the street.He even had a dream that night, which woke up the kid several times with a smile.
The little girl is not as tall and mighty as I imagined, and she is mischievous and cute. She really fulfilled her wish. She was able to find someone she liked, and she settled down so smoothly, so it was natural to be happy.
Until many years later, when Jiang Liu was drinking with his friends, he still did not forget to brag to others that my daughter-in-law got home after drinking a bowl of wine.
Others naturally listened to it as a joke, and then forgot about it.Jiang Liu looked at others laughing, picked up the wine glass and drank it with his neck up.All kinds of good memories in it can only be felt, but cannot be expressed in words.
Turning his head, the next day, Jiang Liu and Dougen got up early.After breakfast at the emperor's house, I began to pack up the daily things in the emperor's house and prepare to leave.
Miss Yuehua heard that Jiang Liu was going to leave yesterday, so she came here early in the morning, led the little nephew, and brought two packages, which she said were for Lao Jiang and his wife.
After all, the two haven't known each other for a long time, so Jiang Liu insisted that he didn't want it, and even declined a few words during the period. Unexpectedly, Yuehua took the package and put it directly on the car, then turned around and gave Jiang Liu a white look and said, "It's not For you, what are you pushing!"
This made Jiang Liu feel embarrassed again, scratched his head, and giggled a few times.
The carriage had already been harnessed, thinking that nothing was left behind, Jiang Liu was ready to leave, but just as he was about to get into the carriage, Zhang Huangshang kicked his ass behind him.
Jiang Liu was a little puzzled, he turned his head to look at Emperor Zhang in bewilderment, and said, "Damn, what's the matter?"
Seeing the silly boy's unresponsive look, Zhang Huang said angrily: "You just left? You don't go to say hello to your future father-in-law. You haven't got an engagement yet, so just throw the couple aside. .Is there a uncle like you?"
Only then did Jiang Liu suddenly realize that since then, he has many relatives in the relationship, and he is so happy that he forgets about it.Hurriedly approaching Tai Yuehua with a hippie smile, and said to her with a pouty face: "Let's go, go to your house to see your father."
"Hmph, is it because you can't remember if Uncle Zhang doesn't remind you? You're not a little kid, and you're so forgetful. Let me tell you, if you leave today without talking to my father, next time you won't even Don't even try to get in."
Jiang Liu hurriedly said: "How can I? When I got up in the morning, I was going to go to your house. Didn't I just interrupted it and forgot about it. Besides, even if I forgot my surname, Don't forget about this."
After the little girl finished listening, she curled her lips and gave Jiang Liu a white look.
"Just be poor-mouthed. Another day, get a curium to curb your mouth, so that you will be poor again."
The naughty-faced Jiang Liu certainly didn't care about the excitement. He took the little girl's words and said, "Hey, there's no way around it, and curium can't change it. Who told me that my family has been a poor peasant for generations."
(End of this chapter)
Immediately afterwards, with a puff, all the water from Jiangliu's mouth sprayed out, and he covered his mouth so hot that he screamed haha.Seeing the distressed look of the stupid boy, the little girl sitting on the kang can't even straighten her waist when she laughs.
The little girl laughed so unscrupulously, Jiang Liu felt even more ashamed, wishing to find a crack in the ground to get in, but on the flat ground, there was really no crack at all, so he had to accompany him, laughing foolishly at himself.
"Look at your two hundred and five, what are you silly, I have never seen such a stupid person like you, don't you know how to cool and heat?"
After laughing enough, the little girl rolled Jiang Liu's eyes, got down to the ground, picked up the tea mug, and went out.
As soon as the little girl left, Jiang Liu quickly got up and went down to the ground, ran to the mirror on the cabinet, opened his mouth and looked in the mirror, good guy, his mouth was red, probably blistered.He covered his mouth and didn't dare to cry out the pain, but he was afraid that the little girl in the outer room would hear it, so he could only ouch in his heart.
After a long time, the little girl came in again with water, and stood in front of the cabinet watching Jiang Liu flow down, she was a little stunned, then walked to the cabinet and handed the water to Jiang Liu.
"I let it cool down on purpose, you have to take a bite in your mouth, or it will be more uncomfortable."
At this moment, Jiang Liu didn't care about his face anymore, he quickly took the cup, opened his mouth and took another sip, but he didn't swallow it, but kept it in his mouth.
The water is a little bit cold to dry, but it is very comfortable to hold it in the mouth, the cold and hot are so neutral.The saliva was held in the fool's mouth for a long time before he swallowed it.
The little girl who was still giggling, sat on the kang again, watched Jiang Liu swallow the water in her mouth, and then said: "Well, I heard from Uncle Zhang that you are Mr. Yin and Yang, what do Mr. Yin and Yang do? ? Is it fun? By the way, Mr. Yin Yang, can you tell a fortune teller? Tell me a fortune teller."
Hearing the little girl ask about her profession, then there is something to be said.So Jiang Liu told the little girl how he recruited the weasel, how he met Xia Xiazi Han, and the matter of Han's nest shop and Yangcaogou.
Maybe it's a woman's natural curiosity to blame, Jiang Liu's words stunned the little girl for a while, interrupting Jiang Liu from time to time, asking this and that, and kept staring and asking if it was true.
The two chatted like this, and before they knew it, it was time for dinner.When he was talking vigorously, a child ran in from outside, about seven or eight years old.
When he was still in the yard, he called out childishly: "Auntie, Auntie, my father said that he will go to my house for dinner tonight, and asked me to come to you specially."
While talking, the child had already entered the room, and when he saw the little girl, he had a good time.Then he saw Jiang Liu again, tilted his head and thought about it before saying, "By the way, my grandfather also said, call my uncle too."
When the child called out like that, it was natural that some people were happy and popular.Although Jiang Liu didn't speak, his heart was already bubbling with joy.The one who got angry was naturally the little girl, she stepped forward and grabbed the child, loudly shouting: "You brat, what nonsense are you talking about? If you talk nonsense again, I'll beat your ass to pieces."
Although the little guy is small, he is quite courageous.While the little girl wasn't paying attention, he broke away from her hand, ran to Jiang Liu, hugged Jiang Liu's thigh, smiled at the little girl, and said: "The emperor's grandfather said that he told my uncle to have sweets. Hmph, you won't buy me candy."
When the child spoke in a milky voice, the angry little girl was ashamed and annoyed. She stamped her foot and pointed at the child and said, "You white-eyed wolf. I usually love you for nothing. You rebelled just because of a few pieces of candy. You forgot Has the fate of the traitor Pu Zhigao come to an end?"
Hehe, the great leader *** once said that the power of example is infinite.
The child standing on the ground is obviously young, and his concept of right and wrong is still very vague. He only knows that good people are good people.Hearing that the aunt had put herself on the same bar as the traitor Pu Zhigao, she quickly let go of Jiang Liu's thigh and ran over, hugging the little girl's thigh, and said with tears in her eyes: "Auntie, Auntie, I am not a traitor. I and How about you? Don't call me a traitor, okay?"
Seeing the child come back to her side again, the little girl unconsciously felt that she had the upper hand again compared to the brat in front of her, and her mood improved accordingly.
So he touched the child's head and said comfortingly: "Okay, okay, you are not a traitor, the one who burns your mouth is the traitor. You say yes. Hehe, hehe... Let's go and eat."
Then, while covering his mouth and having fun, he took the child's hand and walked outside.
Looking at the backs of the two, one big and one small, Jiang Liu smiled wryly, thinking that this little girl is really a little chili pepper, who can't forget to step on her own foot even to coax the children.
But in this dazed time, seeing the little girl leading the child and going out of the hospital soon, so she hurriedly chased after them, in case the two of them disappeared, where should I go to eat by myself?
The child followed the little girl, still thinking about Tang.But his aunt asked what she was asking, and never said anything about buying candy for herself.
I couldn't refuse Tang's temptation in my heart, but I didn't want to be a traitor, so I reluctantly followed my aunt.After walking a certain distance, he saw Jiang Liu catching up behind him.
The child didn't know what to think. He looked at the little girl in front of him, then looked back at Jiang Liu, and said to Jiang Liu with tears in his eyes, "Uncle, you have to grow taller quickly. When you grow taller, you can defeat me." My aunt is gone, by then, you must bring sugar to save me!"
Looking at the child's cute and pitiful appearance, Jiang Liu wanted to kill him with a piece of tofu.You were almost labeled a traitor, and you still didn't forget to run on me. What is this kid thinking?
Really complied with that sentence, it's not that a family does not enter a house.You and your aunt are really two girls, carved out of the same mold.
Let me explain briefly, Jiang Liu went to the children's house, after dinner.Zhang Huangshang and Tai Wen each called the two young people aside.Ask both parties what their respective impressions are, are they satisfied?
Needless to say, Jiang Liu was naturally satisfied. After all, the little girl was young, and besides, it was his father who personally asked about it.Twitching and reserved for a long time, he finally told Taiwen that looking at that stinky boy is still pleasing to the eye, let his father figure it out.
After understanding what his girl meant, Taiwen teased him on purpose, and said, "Oh, there are two boys who came together, which one do you like?"
The little girl was so ashamed that she complained about Thai Wen angrily, and turned her head angrily to ask her mother for comment.Taiwen, who laughed out loud, looked at the little girl's back with affectionate eyes.
In this way, the marriage between Jiang Liu and Tai Yuehua was settled.According to the emperor, Lao Jiang and his wife will come to propose marriage when they go back, and then they will discuss the days of four boxes and big gifts.
The emperor's decision not to make a decision on the spot at this time was also out of his own ideas.After all, Jiang Liu has his own parents, so it's better for them to make their own decisions about this matter.It's just that the development of things later made the emperor feel that what he did was really superfluous.Naturally, these are things for later, so let's not mention them for now.
Let's talk about Jiang Liu, seeing the matter settled down, the snot bubble was almost thrown into the street.He even had a dream that night, which woke up the kid several times with a smile.
The little girl is not as tall and mighty as I imagined, and she is mischievous and cute. She really fulfilled her wish. She was able to find someone she liked, and she settled down so smoothly, so it was natural to be happy.
Until many years later, when Jiang Liu was drinking with his friends, he still did not forget to brag to others that my daughter-in-law got home after drinking a bowl of wine.
Others naturally listened to it as a joke, and then forgot about it.Jiang Liu looked at others laughing, picked up the wine glass and drank it with his neck up.All kinds of good memories in it can only be felt, but cannot be expressed in words.
Turning his head, the next day, Jiang Liu and Dougen got up early.After breakfast at the emperor's house, I began to pack up the daily things in the emperor's house and prepare to leave.
Miss Yuehua heard that Jiang Liu was going to leave yesterday, so she came here early in the morning, led the little nephew, and brought two packages, which she said were for Lao Jiang and his wife.
After all, the two haven't known each other for a long time, so Jiang Liu insisted that he didn't want it, and even declined a few words during the period. Unexpectedly, Yuehua took the package and put it directly on the car, then turned around and gave Jiang Liu a white look and said, "It's not For you, what are you pushing!"
This made Jiang Liu feel embarrassed again, scratched his head, and giggled a few times.
The carriage had already been harnessed, thinking that nothing was left behind, Jiang Liu was ready to leave, but just as he was about to get into the carriage, Zhang Huangshang kicked his ass behind him.
Jiang Liu was a little puzzled, he turned his head to look at Emperor Zhang in bewilderment, and said, "Damn, what's the matter?"
Seeing the silly boy's unresponsive look, Zhang Huang said angrily: "You just left? You don't go to say hello to your future father-in-law. You haven't got an engagement yet, so just throw the couple aside. .Is there a uncle like you?"
Only then did Jiang Liu suddenly realize that since then, he has many relatives in the relationship, and he is so happy that he forgets about it.Hurriedly approaching Tai Yuehua with a hippie smile, and said to her with a pouty face: "Let's go, go to your house to see your father."
"Hmph, is it because you can't remember if Uncle Zhang doesn't remind you? You're not a little kid, and you're so forgetful. Let me tell you, if you leave today without talking to my father, next time you won't even Don't even try to get in."
Jiang Liu hurriedly said: "How can I? When I got up in the morning, I was going to go to your house. Didn't I just interrupted it and forgot about it. Besides, even if I forgot my surname, Don't forget about this."
After the little girl finished listening, she curled her lips and gave Jiang Liu a white look.
"Just be poor-mouthed. Another day, get a curium to curb your mouth, so that you will be poor again."
The naughty-faced Jiang Liu certainly didn't care about the excitement. He took the little girl's words and said, "Hey, there's no way around it, and curium can't change it. Who told me that my family has been a poor peasant for generations."
(End of this chapter)
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