Need for Uncle
Chapter 3
Chapter 3
Chapter 2 The Mighty Nokia
The huge amount of information in his mind, from appearing to receding, only took a short moment, but it was this short moment that brought Ma Xiaoshuai a shocking result.
This world is obviously not on Earth, because based on the information displayed in the memory, the structure of this world is similar to the Three Kingdoms period in Chinese history. Where it is currently, it happens to be in Murong, which is close to the ocean and rich in products.
My current identity is Zhang Defu, both of my parents died since I was a child, I studied hard for more than ten years, and I became a waiter in a shop when I was unappreciated. In the end, I got shit luck and met the old Xiangguo Dongfang Mu who was in a high position. Appreciation, not only took care of himself in every possible way, but also betrothed his granddaughter to himself.
With the facts before his eyes, Ma Xiaoshuai knew that he had time-traveled [-]%, and he had time-traveled to an unlucky guy who got married but had no luck with the beautiful woman he hugged.
"Master..."
Dongfang Xueyu's weak call rang in his ears, disrupting Ma Xiaoshuai's memory.
Raising his head, he looked at the beauty in front of him for the first time.
At first glance, it is amazing, but it only stays in the appearance, but after a closer look, I only feel that the temperament is superior, and it has the taste of a lady. I think it must be that the old Xiangguo forced him to study piano, chess, calligraphy, painting and etiquette since he was a child. It has been nurtured for a long time and cultivated bit by bit.
"Sir, what's the matter with you?"
"what?"
Ma Xiaoshuai woke up completely this time, looked at Dongfang Xueyu who was showing suspicion in front of him, and secretly reminded himself to adapt to the current status of uncle as soon as possible, and not to show any flaws.
Dongfang Xueyu blinked, and asked in confusion, "Sir, what happened to you just now?"
"Ah...you said just now, ha...haha..."
Ma Xiaoshuai scratched his head in embarrassment, and said, "Didn't you get hit on the head by that thing, and you were unconscious for a while, it's fine now, hehe."
"Oh."
Dongfang Xueyu nodded half-understood, not sure whether to believe it or not.
"Oh, by the way, old lady, did you just smash that thing at me? Let me see what it is"
"Here"
Dongfang Xueyu pointed to Ma Xiaoshuai's walking side after hearing the words, "There."
Ma Xiaoshuai smiled, picked up the phone, pretended to look at it for a while, and said, "Really, whoever drops such an iron bump will be crushed to death after investigation."
Dongfang Xueyu covered her mouth and smiled lightly when she heard the words, "That's because Xianggong himself was too careless."
"Heh, heh, yeah"
Ma Xiaoshuai scratched his head and said awkwardly: "Then lady, wait for me, I'll go and throw this thing away."
Dongfang Xueyu nodded and said: "Then you go, remember to come back early."
"kindness."
Dongfang Xueyu smiled, turned around and returned to the bed, and sat quietly.
Ma Xiaoshuai picked up the phone, turned around and walked outside the house.
After closing the door, Ma Xiaoshuai walked to a stone bench in front of the door and sat down, propped his chin in a daze, in fact, it was just an excuse to tell Dongfang Xueyu to throw away the phone, the real purpose was to come out and calm down, By the way, plan for the future and think about the future. After all, what happened to me tonight was too weird, and it happened suddenly again. Even though he has a sophisticated mind since he was a child, it was difficult for him to adapt for a while.
It was night now, the moon was shining in the sky, and the stars were dotted with stars. Ma Xiaoshuai raised his head and stared fixedly at the moon in the sky with blank eyes. He said that seeing the full moon would easily arouse his homesickness, but he didn't see it for a long time. A feeling of nostalgia for that world emerges.
Perhaps for him whose parents both died since childhood, where he is does not seem to have much meaning, no relatives, no warmth, no care, there is only love that exists in name only, and there is no future to pursue
Thinking of this, Ma Xiaoshuai suddenly stood up, and a feeling of enlightenment suddenly surged in his chest.
How about a different identity?So what if you are not in the original world?Aren't those things that you think you have lost exactly what you want to get rid of in your dreams?The vain girlfriend, the mother-in-law with high eyesight, high housing prices, low income, these things that were extremely distressing before don't exist now, so I should be lucky.
bell bell...
A clear and rhythmic voice rang out, which was particularly abrupt in the quiet night. Ma Xiaoshuai had been silent in his thoughts, and was startled by the sound. When he reacted and looked at the phone, he was stunned.
He had been holding the phone in his hand just now, and when he was in a trance, he just pressed it casually. How could he have imagined that the phone would show that it was turning on immediately after being pressed.
"Damn it, it's too powerful. Nokia is awesome, and lightning strikes are not bad."
After Ma Xiaoshuai reacted, he was immediately ecstatic, staring at the screen of the phone expectantly, soon after the boot was completed, Ma Xiaoshuai was pleasantly surprised to find that everything was normal on the phone, only the signal bar showed zero, which seemed to be expected in the matter.
"Jingle bell, jingle bell!"
But at this moment, the familiar sound of an incoming call suddenly came from his ear, Ma Xiaoshuai froze, his eyes widened, and he couldn't believe his ears.
"Difficult...isn't it?"
Excited, Ma Xiaoshuai slowly held the phone in front of his eyes, only to see a series of phone numbers flashing on the screen, showing incoming calls, but the signal at the top of the screen still showed zero.
what happened?
Ma Xiaoshuai swallowed dryly, pressed the answer button, and the number on the screen disappeared immediately, but he saw a blurry picture.
"Bastard, bastard!!!! Pervert, you're harassing me again!"
Ma Xiaoshuai trembled all over, staring at the phone screen dumbfounded, his expression was like seeing a ghost in the middle of the night.
"Speak, pervert!"
Ma Xiaoshuai finally came to his senses, ran to a remote corner with the phone in his hands, panting, and whispered, "Hey, hey, can you hear me? Can you hear me?"
"Speak up, you're a thief"
"Oh, ok, ok, you... not... I... not... oops!!!"
Ma Xiaoshuai stood there dancing, unable to hold back a word for a long time, his face flushed with anxiety.
"Why you don't you, I don't me, I said, is there something wrong with you, honestly calling and harassing others, don't you think it's unethical? I'm telling you, you lost my job, you're my fault. Just remember, when I find you, you will be dead."
Ma Xiaoshuai stood still, stunned for a moment, feeling that these words seemed familiar.
"Are you the woman I called before I was struck by lightning???"
"..."
There was a brief silence on the other end of the phone, and then a loud laugh broke out, "Haha, hahaha, it really is a poor character, God can't stand it, being struck by lightning? You deserve it, haha, I laughed to death, hey, then you How are you still alive?"
Disturbed by this little episode, Ma Xiaoshuai calmed down a lot, "I'm not only alive, but I'm living well. Let me tell you, I've been hacked into another world. There's a beautiful lady. I'll be there in a while." It's time for the bridal chamber."
"Hahaha, I said you are so funny, are you sure you were hacked to another world instead of a mental hospital? Fantastic, are you?"
Ma Xiaoshuai seemed to be in a good mood, sat down, with a smile on his face, "Believe it or not, anyway, my good days are coming, thanks to that thunder that knocked me here, ha..."
"Crazy, there's something wrong with you, wait, no, why should I chat with you here? No, you apologize to me first!"
"Apologize? Apologize for what?"
"It's you...cough...it's you who kept calling me to harass me before being struck by lightning, causing me to keep answering the phone during working hours, and finally being discovered by the boss and being fired."
"I've said that I haven't played, you are really mistaken."
"You still don't admit it?"
Ma Xiaoshuai felt dizzy for a while, and said, "I haven't done anything before, what do I need to admit?"
"Okay...Okay, then what do you think you want to call me now?"
Ma Xiaoshuai was taken aback, and said, "I didn't call you!"
"you……"
"I got the call from you."
"Fart your toes, why should I call you? Crazy me?"
Ma Xiaoshuai was puzzled now, what's going on?
Ma Xiaoshuai was full of question marks, subconsciously picked up the phone and looked at it, but suddenly found that the screen of the phone was a bit strange, it seemed that something was flashing on the screen, but when he looked closely, he couldn't see the details because it was too blurry.
"Wait, I think there's something in my phone"
"There is your ghost! Neuropathy"
"it is true."
"Fuck off, stop talking nonsense, I won't talk nonsense with you crazy, I'm going to bed, and I have to find a job tomorrow."
Ma Xiaoshuai became anxious when he heard the words, but just as he was about to say something, he found that the picture on the screen gradually became clearer, and finally a clear outline appeared, like...
"etc!!!!!"
Ma Xiaoshuai suddenly yelled, but his eyes were fixed on the phone screen.
"Do not move"
I saw the picture stay for a second, and then it was as blurred as before, and at this moment, the voice came out from the phone again.
"Are you finished, I said you..."
"Do not talk!"
Ma Xiaoshuai interrupted and said nervously, "Put the phone in front of you."
"What?"
"You get it in front of you first."
"so troublesome"
As soon as the words were finished, the picture on the phone screen changed from blurred to clear, and finally a female face appeared, with delicate features, which could be regarded as a beauty. She had short black hair and a pair of big-frame glasses on her straight nose.
"I can see you……"
Ma Xiaoshuai already had the answer in his heart, and he said it with difficulty, but saw the woman on the screen turn her gaze to the screen, her expression changed from impatience at first to surprise, and finally she was shocked.
(End of this chapter)
Chapter 2 The Mighty Nokia
The huge amount of information in his mind, from appearing to receding, only took a short moment, but it was this short moment that brought Ma Xiaoshuai a shocking result.
This world is obviously not on Earth, because based on the information displayed in the memory, the structure of this world is similar to the Three Kingdoms period in Chinese history. Where it is currently, it happens to be in Murong, which is close to the ocean and rich in products.
My current identity is Zhang Defu, both of my parents died since I was a child, I studied hard for more than ten years, and I became a waiter in a shop when I was unappreciated. In the end, I got shit luck and met the old Xiangguo Dongfang Mu who was in a high position. Appreciation, not only took care of himself in every possible way, but also betrothed his granddaughter to himself.
With the facts before his eyes, Ma Xiaoshuai knew that he had time-traveled [-]%, and he had time-traveled to an unlucky guy who got married but had no luck with the beautiful woman he hugged.
"Master..."
Dongfang Xueyu's weak call rang in his ears, disrupting Ma Xiaoshuai's memory.
Raising his head, he looked at the beauty in front of him for the first time.
At first glance, it is amazing, but it only stays in the appearance, but after a closer look, I only feel that the temperament is superior, and it has the taste of a lady. I think it must be that the old Xiangguo forced him to study piano, chess, calligraphy, painting and etiquette since he was a child. It has been nurtured for a long time and cultivated bit by bit.
"Sir, what's the matter with you?"
"what?"
Ma Xiaoshuai woke up completely this time, looked at Dongfang Xueyu who was showing suspicion in front of him, and secretly reminded himself to adapt to the current status of uncle as soon as possible, and not to show any flaws.
Dongfang Xueyu blinked, and asked in confusion, "Sir, what happened to you just now?"
"Ah...you said just now, ha...haha..."
Ma Xiaoshuai scratched his head in embarrassment, and said, "Didn't you get hit on the head by that thing, and you were unconscious for a while, it's fine now, hehe."
"Oh."
Dongfang Xueyu nodded half-understood, not sure whether to believe it or not.
"Oh, by the way, old lady, did you just smash that thing at me? Let me see what it is"
"Here"
Dongfang Xueyu pointed to Ma Xiaoshuai's walking side after hearing the words, "There."
Ma Xiaoshuai smiled, picked up the phone, pretended to look at it for a while, and said, "Really, whoever drops such an iron bump will be crushed to death after investigation."
Dongfang Xueyu covered her mouth and smiled lightly when she heard the words, "That's because Xianggong himself was too careless."
"Heh, heh, yeah"
Ma Xiaoshuai scratched his head and said awkwardly: "Then lady, wait for me, I'll go and throw this thing away."
Dongfang Xueyu nodded and said: "Then you go, remember to come back early."
"kindness."
Dongfang Xueyu smiled, turned around and returned to the bed, and sat quietly.
Ma Xiaoshuai picked up the phone, turned around and walked outside the house.
After closing the door, Ma Xiaoshuai walked to a stone bench in front of the door and sat down, propped his chin in a daze, in fact, it was just an excuse to tell Dongfang Xueyu to throw away the phone, the real purpose was to come out and calm down, By the way, plan for the future and think about the future. After all, what happened to me tonight was too weird, and it happened suddenly again. Even though he has a sophisticated mind since he was a child, it was difficult for him to adapt for a while.
It was night now, the moon was shining in the sky, and the stars were dotted with stars. Ma Xiaoshuai raised his head and stared fixedly at the moon in the sky with blank eyes. He said that seeing the full moon would easily arouse his homesickness, but he didn't see it for a long time. A feeling of nostalgia for that world emerges.
Perhaps for him whose parents both died since childhood, where he is does not seem to have much meaning, no relatives, no warmth, no care, there is only love that exists in name only, and there is no future to pursue
Thinking of this, Ma Xiaoshuai suddenly stood up, and a feeling of enlightenment suddenly surged in his chest.
How about a different identity?So what if you are not in the original world?Aren't those things that you think you have lost exactly what you want to get rid of in your dreams?The vain girlfriend, the mother-in-law with high eyesight, high housing prices, low income, these things that were extremely distressing before don't exist now, so I should be lucky.
bell bell...
A clear and rhythmic voice rang out, which was particularly abrupt in the quiet night. Ma Xiaoshuai had been silent in his thoughts, and was startled by the sound. When he reacted and looked at the phone, he was stunned.
He had been holding the phone in his hand just now, and when he was in a trance, he just pressed it casually. How could he have imagined that the phone would show that it was turning on immediately after being pressed.
"Damn it, it's too powerful. Nokia is awesome, and lightning strikes are not bad."
After Ma Xiaoshuai reacted, he was immediately ecstatic, staring at the screen of the phone expectantly, soon after the boot was completed, Ma Xiaoshuai was pleasantly surprised to find that everything was normal on the phone, only the signal bar showed zero, which seemed to be expected in the matter.
"Jingle bell, jingle bell!"
But at this moment, the familiar sound of an incoming call suddenly came from his ear, Ma Xiaoshuai froze, his eyes widened, and he couldn't believe his ears.
"Difficult...isn't it?"
Excited, Ma Xiaoshuai slowly held the phone in front of his eyes, only to see a series of phone numbers flashing on the screen, showing incoming calls, but the signal at the top of the screen still showed zero.
what happened?
Ma Xiaoshuai swallowed dryly, pressed the answer button, and the number on the screen disappeared immediately, but he saw a blurry picture.
"Bastard, bastard!!!! Pervert, you're harassing me again!"
Ma Xiaoshuai trembled all over, staring at the phone screen dumbfounded, his expression was like seeing a ghost in the middle of the night.
"Speak, pervert!"
Ma Xiaoshuai finally came to his senses, ran to a remote corner with the phone in his hands, panting, and whispered, "Hey, hey, can you hear me? Can you hear me?"
"Speak up, you're a thief"
"Oh, ok, ok, you... not... I... not... oops!!!"
Ma Xiaoshuai stood there dancing, unable to hold back a word for a long time, his face flushed with anxiety.
"Why you don't you, I don't me, I said, is there something wrong with you, honestly calling and harassing others, don't you think it's unethical? I'm telling you, you lost my job, you're my fault. Just remember, when I find you, you will be dead."
Ma Xiaoshuai stood still, stunned for a moment, feeling that these words seemed familiar.
"Are you the woman I called before I was struck by lightning???"
"..."
There was a brief silence on the other end of the phone, and then a loud laugh broke out, "Haha, hahaha, it really is a poor character, God can't stand it, being struck by lightning? You deserve it, haha, I laughed to death, hey, then you How are you still alive?"
Disturbed by this little episode, Ma Xiaoshuai calmed down a lot, "I'm not only alive, but I'm living well. Let me tell you, I've been hacked into another world. There's a beautiful lady. I'll be there in a while." It's time for the bridal chamber."
"Hahaha, I said you are so funny, are you sure you were hacked to another world instead of a mental hospital? Fantastic, are you?"
Ma Xiaoshuai seemed to be in a good mood, sat down, with a smile on his face, "Believe it or not, anyway, my good days are coming, thanks to that thunder that knocked me here, ha..."
"Crazy, there's something wrong with you, wait, no, why should I chat with you here? No, you apologize to me first!"
"Apologize? Apologize for what?"
"It's you...cough...it's you who kept calling me to harass me before being struck by lightning, causing me to keep answering the phone during working hours, and finally being discovered by the boss and being fired."
"I've said that I haven't played, you are really mistaken."
"You still don't admit it?"
Ma Xiaoshuai felt dizzy for a while, and said, "I haven't done anything before, what do I need to admit?"
"Okay...Okay, then what do you think you want to call me now?"
Ma Xiaoshuai was taken aback, and said, "I didn't call you!"
"you……"
"I got the call from you."
"Fart your toes, why should I call you? Crazy me?"
Ma Xiaoshuai was puzzled now, what's going on?
Ma Xiaoshuai was full of question marks, subconsciously picked up the phone and looked at it, but suddenly found that the screen of the phone was a bit strange, it seemed that something was flashing on the screen, but when he looked closely, he couldn't see the details because it was too blurry.
"Wait, I think there's something in my phone"
"There is your ghost! Neuropathy"
"it is true."
"Fuck off, stop talking nonsense, I won't talk nonsense with you crazy, I'm going to bed, and I have to find a job tomorrow."
Ma Xiaoshuai became anxious when he heard the words, but just as he was about to say something, he found that the picture on the screen gradually became clearer, and finally a clear outline appeared, like...
"etc!!!!!"
Ma Xiaoshuai suddenly yelled, but his eyes were fixed on the phone screen.
"Do not move"
I saw the picture stay for a second, and then it was as blurred as before, and at this moment, the voice came out from the phone again.
"Are you finished, I said you..."
"Do not talk!"
Ma Xiaoshuai interrupted and said nervously, "Put the phone in front of you."
"What?"
"You get it in front of you first."
"so troublesome"
As soon as the words were finished, the picture on the phone screen changed from blurred to clear, and finally a female face appeared, with delicate features, which could be regarded as a beauty. She had short black hair and a pair of big-frame glasses on her straight nose.
"I can see you……"
Ma Xiaoshuai already had the answer in his heart, and he said it with difficulty, but saw the woman on the screen turn her gaze to the screen, her expression changed from impatience at first to surprise, and finally she was shocked.
(End of this chapter)
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