Need for Uncle

Chapter 88

Chapter 87 Rock

Ways to be popular with women?But the subject of learning is at least a means of survival for all men in the world, including the first 5000 years of human history and the last 5000 years of human history to be determined. Among them, even men who are excellent in all aspects are eager to learn. The first two tricks, man, who doesn't have the heart of hunting for beauty, even if he doesn't want to do anything bad, but getting along with a group of beautiful women and winning the hearts of many young MMs is something to be proud of. It seems to have something to do with the desire to conquer, Not to mention Chen Shimei, even Ma Xiaoshuai, who has a well-behaved wife, a sexy underground lover and a lolita with unlimited potential, wants to learn a few tricks.

"Oh? What method? Tell me."

"Sing!"

"Damn! Get the hell out of here." Ma Xiaoshuai was stunned for a moment and wanted to kick this guy to death. He should have thought that this guy was a blank slate to women, so he shouldn't have asked.

"Ah? Oh, Brother Zhang, shit." Chen Shimei was taken aback for a moment, thinking that Ma Xiaoshuai's "shit" was still a greeting, so she hurriedly stood up.

"Come on, sit down." Ma Xiaoshuai waved his hands impatiently, being interested by this guy, he poured another pot of cold water on him.

"Where did you just say?"

"Speaking of singing."

"Yes, yes, sing." Chen Shimei shook the folding fan, folded it away, and said excitedly: "I thought about it last night. If you want to be popular with women, you have to be like you, Brother Zhang, who can sing That song "Red Bean." Speaking of this face, he shook his head enviously, "You don't even know, now you are famous in Murong City, I don't know your name Zhang Defu and that song "Red Bean", you don't even go out It's a shame to raise your hand to say hello to someone, you don't know how many ladies are rushing to marry you."

Feelings, you kid, figured this out after thinking about it all night, I have to say...you are such a fucking loser!

Ma Xiaoshuai bowed his head and drank tea without saying a word, but what Chen Shimei said was true, and he was still a little proud. Although it has been so long, the song Hongdou is still popular. Few idols are dream lovers. If they don't consider that they have a wife, they really want to hold two national concerts and become an idol. Cough... low-key, low-key.

"Right now, anyone can sing a few lines of Hongdou's song, and those who can't sing don't even bother to talk to others." Chen Shimei continued to envy, and gradually seemed to be a little flattering, "Brother Zhang is indeed A talented person, young and handsome, personable, especially your attainment in rhythm is really admirable, just say your singing voice, it is so soul-stirring, lingering around for three days..."

This guy is a bit of an endless chatterer, and he can hear the intentional compliment in his words. Commonly speaking, he is flattering, and the topic goes around all over the song. Ma Xiaoshuai knows that this guy has an intention to learn from him, but he doesn't poke Broken, why?Just because this kid has a sweet mouth, and the horse is comfortable to shoot, and he shoots straight to the heart. He is also a normal person and vain, so he likes to listen to other people's compliments. Silently, he began to show off his talents wantonly to prove that he was indeed a young talent. This topic always revolved around Chen Shimei's interested rhythms, from pop, pop, bel canto, famous ethnic groups, to heavy metal, rap, and spoken music. That was called flying sand and rocks in the dark, and Chen Shimei was stunned and sweating profusely.

"Brother Zhang, wait a minute." Chen Shimei wiped off her sweat, thinking to herself why is there someone who can spray better than herself, feeling a little dizzy.

"Ah? You said it quickly?" Ma Xiaoshuai took a sip of tea, waved his hand, and said boldly: "Then I will slow down, what did I just say? Oh, oh, I said rock and roll, what is rock and roll? , that is a difficult class to master and unique, it is suitable for us when we are young, and it is characterized by a strong sense of rhythm, and many dances are accompanied by rock music, such as..."

Chen Shimei couldn't stand asking for trouble, but when she was about to change the topic, Ma Xiaoshuai stopped suddenly.

It wasn't that Ma Xiaoshuai did it on purpose, but when he looked at the aerobics MM, he suddenly thought of an idea and was thinking about it.

"Brother Zhang..." Seeing that Ma Xiaoshuai was not normal, Chen Shimei couldn't help crying.

Ma Xiaoshuai came back to his senses, with a smile that made Chen Shimei uneasy, "Brother Chen, do you want to be worshiped by girls like me?"

When Chen Shimei heard this, she suddenly regained her spirits, and nodded her head, "Think about it."

Ma Xiaoshuai smiled inscrutablely, "Do you want to be surrounded by a group of MMs asking for autographs like I was in East Lake last time?"

Chen Shimei's eyes lit up again, as if she was trying to replace the hero in that situation with herself, she nodded yearningly.

"Do you want to be a beauty's dream lover? Do you want to become a popular idol?" Continue to seduce.

"Think and think."

Pointing to the aerobics MM at the side, "Do you want to be with them every day?"

Chen Shimei gulped down her saliva, nodded repeatedly, "I think so, so much."

"Okay." Ma Xiaoshuai patted the table and said, "You go out now."

"Ah?" Chen Shimei was taken aback, dazed by the sudden change, "Go back... go back?"

"I mean you need to find some helpers for yourself now." Ma Xiaoshuai explained earnestly, "Don't say brother, I won't help you, I'm also really worried for you seeing that you are so old and haven't married yet. The last time I said goodbye to Donghu, brother, I have been thinking about you, and I have finally found a way after hard thinking and meditation for the past few days." Speaking of this, he patted Chen Shimei, who was moved by Qi Qiran, who was biting his lip, and said with relief: "You I know what you mean, don’t you just let me teach you to sing, no problem, teach you tomorrow, and I promise to be better than me singing red beans, as long as you work hard, let’s not talk about Murong City in the future, you will be in the whole Murong Kingdom It’s possible that all the young MMs revolve around you.”

Poor Chen Shimei fell into Ma Xiaoshuai's wonderful fantasies completely, her hands and feet trembled, and her face was twitching like a spasm. The child probably has a heart attack, and his entire facial paralysis broke down. He hurriedly said: "Brother Chen, don't get excited. This is all a matter of the future. There will always be a day. What we have to do now is to work hard."

After what Ma Xiaoshuai said, Chen Shimei calmed down a bit, and said blankly, "Why...how hard?"

Ma Xiaoshuai took a sip of tea, and said slowly: "You go find a few companions first, the one who can sing well is fine, and the others can do even if they don't have all the five notes." After a pause, his face was unpredictable, "The key is, They all have to be good-looking...Well, you can have a woman, but the others must be good-looking men, just like you, go, go quickly."

"Ah?" Chen Shimei hadn't figured out the situation yet, so she froze on her seat for a long time without seeing anything.

"What are you doing in a daze, do you still want to become the dream lover of thousands of girls?" Ma Xiaoshuai became impatient.

"Think about it, think about it." Chen Shimei shuddered and returned to normal as if the acupoints were solved, "Then I'll look for it, how many?"

"Well... four, preferably three men and one woman."

"Why a woman?"

"You still want to..."

"Think, I'm going, I'm going."

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Chen Shimei fled away with nervous enthusiasm, and even forgot to bring the fan to remind others that he was a man, and when Ma Xiaoshuai held it in his hand, he flapped the fan very quickly, the face under the messy hair was blown by the breeze, smiling lewdly , I am not as happy as Chen Shimei in my heart, but I am more proud of it. However, he wants Chen Shimei to organize a band. On the one hand, he will train a band to accompany the aerobics gym in the future. Maximize the attractiveness, and on the other hand, be able to be a manager to cultivate a new generation of idol groups. It is not difficult to make a lot of money. The key is that we have a sense of accomplishment in doing this, right?

Just do what you say, since Chen Shimei is busy looking for someone, let's prepare props.

Musical instruments are of course the most important thing. Any guitar and drums are a must. In addition to several kinds of pianos in this world, it is enough to equip four people. As for production, ready-made craftsmen at home can do it easily It’s not difficult. After drawing the model, I went to the carpenter’s shop. This guitar is not easy to get. It’s good to make the model first and then add steel wire strings. As for the drum set, it’s a bit more complicated. Made from existing materials.

"Boss, what is this thing for?" The blacksmith workshop was busy with marshmallows today, and Yu Bo was also busy.

"Oh, it's useful. There's no need for dessert shops to make less money in the future." Ma Xiaoshuai said, lying on the sketch without turning his head. He is now concentrating on thinking about drums. Based on the current production capacity, drums with steel wires can be used to make drums. It seems that the procedure is relatively complicated, but if I explain it to Yu Bo, I believe it can still be produced by relying on his ability. What is important now is the issue of time. Thinking about the speed of this increase and Yu Bo began to study, and it will be afternoon when the latter has a general understanding.

Coming out of the side courtyard covered in stinky sweat, being blown cool by the evening wind, just like the mood at this time, the facts have proved that the aftermath group of blacksmiths are indeed worthy of high salaries. At the beginning, Ma Xiaoshuai had to tell how to make and how to proceed, but as time went on, he only needed to tell what effect he would make, and these blacksmiths who had gradually entered the state could quickly find out the method and find out the method. Although it took more than half a day to come up with a reasonable substitute, the harvest is indeed obvious. Up to now, manpower has been allocated to start manufacturing, and it will be able to be produced tomorrow. With the guitar that is relatively easy to manufacture, a set of guitars that are easier to manufacture can basically be produced tomorrow. Aligned, the only thing left is the tuning part.

After returning to the house, he took a shower, put on soap, and opened the door fragrantly, buttoning his clothes and walking outside.

As soon as he walked to the stone bench, he saw two guys who had disappeared for a few days sneaking in, "Lvshang, Zidi, come here."

Speaking of Zidi, I subconsciously thought of the incident where Xiaoshuai fell asleep. To be honest, I hated Zidi at the beginning and gritted my teeth. My own birth point is half disabled, and it is impossible not to hate. At first, I risked my life to find her. Who would have thought that she could not find it, but now that she is in good health, it is not so blaming. Only then did she suddenly find that this girl disappeared for several days. Even Lvshang, who was just with her, asked for leave and didn't know where she went.

"Uncle...uncle."

"Cousin... Cousin." The two guys dragged each other closer, with timid and pitiful expressions on their faces.

"Yo, Zidi, you're always back?" Ma Xiaoshuai tightened the buttons on his chest, and didn't even look at the frightened Zidi.

"Well, I'm back." Zidi swallowed, kept looking at Ma Xiaoshuai's expression, and pulled the green clothes in front of her from time to time.

"Oh, where have you been these days?"

"Here, I went to Lvshang's house."

"Lvshang's house?" Ma Xiaoshuai pointed to Lushang, and said in a better tone, "Lvshang, tell me, why did you go to your house?"

Lu Chang took two steps forward cautiously and lowered her head, her voice was a little weird, "Miss is going to see my brother, brother, he is sick."

(End of this chapter)