Modern Onmyoji

Chapter 85 Open the coffin

"Who said the left side is not my territory anymore! Let me tell you, his whole body is my mother's territory, like a house with one living room and two bedrooms. I like to live in the bedroom, but it doesn't mean that the living room can be given up to others!" Xiaoqing Excited like never before, she yelled like a rentwoman in a movie.

"Why do you say that his whole body is yours, what else is a living room and two rooms, what is a bedroom and a living room? Let me tell you, he is just an inn now, you live in your east wing, and I live in my west wing. You If you don't pick trouble, it's okay for us to live in peace, if you are messing around like this, I don't mind beating women!" Zhang Zhihua said not to be outdone.

"Oh, what's wrong! You still want to do it, don't you! Today's old lady is afraid of you! Come on, come on, I think that my old lady has seen more hooligans than you have ever seen, who are you? what!"

"Woman, don't be so arrogant! Do you know that I am the boss of the [-]th Taibao of Wagang Mountain? Back then, I took two watermelon knives and hacked from Mingde Gate to Zhuque Gate in Chang'an City. I chopped it back and forth for three days. Night, without even blinking—”

"Hey, don't blink for three days and three nights, won't your eyes do anything? Do you need to prepare some eye drops for you?" Xiaoqing said viciously.

"Woman! I'm telling you this because I want to talk about whether my eyes are dry or not! I want to tell you! I don't blow my eyes when I kill people!"

"Yeah, I just want to know if you haven't blinked for so long, don't your eyes do anything?"

"That's enough!!!!" I couldn't bear these two snarky words arguing in my head.Why didn't I see Zhang Zhihua's gloomy and cold appearance before, and there was such a soul with a big mouth hidden.And Xiaoqing was also talking non-stop, the battlefield where the two of them quarreled was my brain!The mood that was still very depressed was suddenly lost by the quarrel between the two of them.Really ruined the atmosphere.

"Let me tell you, don't tell me my body is like a house, I can come and go as I want! This is not your territory! It belongs to me! Fuck me, please be quiet! Otherwise, get out of here!" "I yelled almost hysterically in the spiritual realm.All of a sudden, the two of them were stupefied, but I could still clearly feel the vague hostility between the two of them, and they would collide with pig arcs from time to time.I'm already starting to wonder if putting two souls in my body at the same time was the right decision - especially since both of these guys are mouthy.

Under my coercion and temptation, the two finally calmed down.We walked forward for a distance of about tens of meters, and soon came to the main room.But to my surprise, it wasn't a golden body sitting in the body, or an eight-fold treasure letter that was offered up.But a coffin.

"What's going on?" I asked strangely.

"Maybe it has something to do with the installation of the Buddha Light Suppressing Evil Wall. They need to use coffins to store their corpses." Sun Fuyuan said, and suddenly smiled and said to me, "Zhao Jue, I think we are here too. Don't just get promoted and get rich."

"You should accumulate some virtue. Even the monk's coffin is stolen. The corpse of an eminent monk is worthless. The previous one was a golden body or the relic in the eightfold treasure letter." I looked helplessly at Sun Fuyuan and said.

"Don't say that, I'm not just doing it for money." Sun Fuyuan said with an upright look, "Since it's a coffin, there must be something in it. Maybe we can learn something through these things. They If you can hide the clues in Zhang Zhihua's coffin, can you guarantee that there is nothing in their own coffin?"

When he said that, I was really moved.But I still feel a little wrong, I looked at other people, and wanted to see some different opinions from them.But from their eyes, I saw a little excitement.

"Yes, it won't take too much time to open it and have a look." Zhou Han was the first to say.

"That's right, just like what Sun Fuyuan said, what if there are any clues." Wang Bo also said.

I can tell by the way they look that they have been frightened.After my trial of ghosts just now, their fear of ghosts has been eliminated.Then all that is left is the thrill and excitement of opening the coffin.Tomb robbery is very similar to taking risks.Every boy has a dream of adventure in his heart.

No way, I had no choice but to nod in agreement.Immediately, Sun Fuyuan, Zhou Han and Wang Bo became excited.Especially Zhou Han and Wang Bo.Sun Fuyuan's excitement came from occupational diseases, while the two of them came from the novelty of new things.Ling Xue was not that excited, but just watched Su Xiaoxi's situation.Su Xiaoxi is still delirious until now, but her life is not in danger.

Sun Fuyuan did not know where to get a small bowl, poured some kerosene, then tore a piece of cotton thread from his clothes to make an oil lamp and lit it in the southeast corner.It is said that he imitated Captain Mo Jin's method, but in fact this method is not without his reason.In Qimen Dunjia, the southeast corner is Shengmen.A lighted lamp is a bright lamp, and disasters will strike first from the gate of life.Lights have an early warning effect.But if you haven't learned chemistry, is the alcohol lamp indestructible?
This kind of kerosene is easy to ignite. Looking at the flame like a small torch, I don't know where to start complaining.It is natural to think of the super candle that the madman's laboratory made that can withstand the tenth wind force-compared to this, it is really nothing.

After Sun Fuyuan finished fixing the lamp, he knelt in front of the coffin and said, "That—Foye (the old Beijing calls thieves "Foye")—ah bah, no, master, the Taibao of the tomb road passed by here, and he didn't mean to disturb him at all. .And our trade union has also discovered the secret of the end of the world, and we can be regarded as the heirs of your revolution. We are still working hard on the great cause you have not completed. But you have made this thing before, and you know how difficult it is .Your old man is also a person with the world in mind, we just want to see if there are any clues in your coffin. Don't mind."

"You called him a bald donkey just now, are you talking against your will!" I said helplessly.

"You don't understand, it's called rules. Think about it, people sleep peacefully here, but one day they are disturbed by others, can you not be angry? If I don't explain clearly, there will be no point in tripping us up Reason it out." After finishing speaking, Sun Fuyuan waved again, then got up and walked towards the coffin.I also followed, this coffin is only made of wood.We scraped off the sealer with a dagger and hammered in.Slide along the crevices and cut with brute force when encountering nails.My knife is not good, but Sun Fuyuan's knife is obviously specially made. Although it does not cut iron like mud, the edge of the iron nail is not broken.

On the one hand, Zhou Han and Wang Bo were obviously very excited, but they couldn't help much.The process of cutting the nails took more than half an hour.Finally, the coffin lid was completely cut off.Afterwards we found a wooden stake, and together the four of us forcefully knocked out a gap in the coffin lid.It stands to reason that we should wear gas masks, the air inside is very toxic after the switch, and there is something closed here.However, the Maverick Taibao has his own unique secrets. When there were no gas masks a hundred years ago, the Maverick Daobao would push the coffin lid open a gap, and then cover the gap with a layer of soaked cotton cloth.The poisonous gas that comes out is blocked by the damp cotton cloth, forming a kind of filter.The reason is the same as you need to block your mouth and nose with a wet rag in a fire.

Of course, the professional method is to soak the cotton cloth in a special potion.But now we keep things simple.Sun Fuyuan took off his vest, it wasn't soaked in water, it was soaked in urine.One is to save fresh water, and the effect of urine is indeed better than clean water.No scientific basis, just good.

After that, the deflation process was a bit long, and we waited outside for two hours.During the period, we went to the left and right ear chambers to have a look. They were all scriptures and books. The erosion of time had made them extremely fragile, and they almost broke when touched.In Sun Fuyuan's words, it is worthless.After wandering back and forth three or four times, we arrived at the main room.But as soon as we entered the main room, we were stunned, because we were surprised to find that the lid of the coffin was missing!

(End of this chapter)