When the online game Xiaobai meets the great god

Chapter 70 Drunk Notes

At around four o'clock in the afternoon, the leader notified Lianwu Qingyi that there was a visitor and asked her to go and receive her with a few female colleagues.

This is a place where they are famous for their drinking, and they talk about the bowl regardless of the cup when they drink, and they blow on the bottle when they are happy!

For the locals, when a friend comes, there is good wine, and you have to get drunk and get down on the ground to entertain you. If you are asked to come and leave sober, it is simply that the host is too rude, and the hospitality is too bad. If you do your best, you will lose face to several mountains!
Like those who ask for cups, um, okay, we drink in groups here, three cups in one group, everyone has a deep relationship, at least three groups of sprinkles are required at a time!Do as the Romans do, if you don't drink, do you look down on me?
Lianwu Qingyi is most afraid of this kind of occasion. Without him, her drinking capacity is really bad. In the past, she was the typical "one cup down", and a small glass of beer could knock her down. , After countless painful baptisms, I finally got a bottle, but two bottles must be drunk.

And how good can their colleagues be?There is one who is very good at drinking white wine, with a weight of two catties.I drink beer very well, and there is a size of one piece. At that time, the size was large, 24 bottles, not the small size of twelve bottles now.There are also people who drink miscellaneous wine, baijiu is drunk with beer, and beer is drunk with baijiu...

And others will definitely push it. At this time, you need a good eloquence. A good eloquence can fool others to drink one cup after another, but you can drink less. The problem is, Lianwu Qingyi does not belong to this type She is talented, she can brag about people she doesn't know on the Internet, and play wit from time to time, but she is the kind who immediately shy away from real people.

The only thing I can do is to raise a glass of wine: "XX, this is the first time we meet, let me toast you, let me do it first!" This kind of non-technical flow that requires a lot of drinking, when you encounter this kind of non-technical flow, you want to hide when you encounter this kind of situation, but unfortunately it is not But what, only bite the bullet.

The only thing that can make her drunk not so embarrassing is that when she drinks a certain amount, her body will automatically activate the protection mechanism, go to the bathroom to vomit, and then come back to fight again. Therefore, her stomach is very bad, and sometimes she wants to Find an excuse for a bad stomach, and often get joked back by "the location is not good, just change it." It's a tragedy.

When there is a drinking occasion, this meal will be eaten very late. In fact, how many people really eat it in their stomachs?It's all a bunch of alcohol, no, according to the saying "money, paper, wine, water", generally everyone drinks enough water.

When Lianwu Qingyi wobbled, pressed her "stomach" back home, and turned on the computer, it was already nine o'clock in the evening. Thank God, she finally asked a friend to help buy the computer back, so she could surf the Internet at home without anyone Know she is drunk.

But is there really no one?

[Secret] Changkongxue said to you: You are here, why is it so late today?
[Secret] You said to Changkongxue: Well, there is something wrong, what's the matter, miss me?
[Secret] Chang Kongxue said to you: Hehe, it's rare to see you so late at night. I thought you had something to do, so you won't be going today.

[Secret] You said to Changkong Xue: How is it possible, but it's so late, what should I do?
[Secret] The snow in the sky said to you: When will you fall?If the time is long, form a team to upgrade, if the time is short, run for money, or you can play treasure.

Oh, people really don't know that there are only these kinds of choices in the game?Brother Changkong, you really don't understand style.

[Secret] You said to Changkong Xue: Then what should I do if I don’t even want to do it?

[Secret] Chang Kongxue said to you: Then hang up whatever you want, it’s really not good, you can run around, let me give you a few wishes?
[Secret] You said to Changkongxue: No, you can accompany me to look at the stars outside the Tang gate.

[Secret] Changkongxue said to you: Where did the stars come from, something is wrong with you, what's wrong, what's the matter?
Although Lianwu Qingyi tried her best to stay awake, but well, with so much wine, even if most of it was contributed to the toilet, the rest is enough to make her mind not so flexible, and she still remembers to hide her thoughts, but speaking She didn't pay as much attention as usual, you know, in order not to make people suspicious and maintain a pure friend image, she never said anything that was a little dirty, and she didn't even joke about it.

[Secret] You said to Changkongxue: Hey, hero, why are you so unromantic? Imagine, imagine!

[Secret] Chang Kongxue said to you: I don't have the good ability to dream in the daytime. Looking at the stars in the daytime is not romantic, but neurotic. Alas, there is something really wrong with you.

[Secret] You said to Changkongxue: Uh~~~~~~
[Secret] Changkongxue said to you: Have you been drinking?

[Secret] You said to the snow in the sky: ah?Can you see it this way?
[Secret] Changkong Xue said to you: Is there still a little too much to drink?Girls, it's better not to drink so much alcohol.

[Secret] You said to Chang Kongxue: I don’t want to drink too, okay, isn’t that because we have guests today?We went as "three escorts".

[Secret] Changkongxue said to you: dizzy.

"Sanpei" is a derogatory term. Ever since a group of people who didn't love themselves came out, Sanyupai felt that they couldn't hold up their heads in Chinese characters. Are they also very wronged?But Lianwu Qingyi and the others usually use this to make fun of themselves, regardless of gender.Eating, drinking, and singing, as long as anyone says that he has gone to be an escort, others will understand in seconds, and there are guests coming again!
But it seems that Changkongxue is not used to their hard-fought jokes.

[Secret] You said to Chang Kongxue: Hehe, we mean it literally, mainly to accompany you to drink, haha.

[Secret] Changkong Xue said to you: Then drink less.

[Secret] You said to Chang Kongxue: No, at least everyone must play one banker, and others will reward you with another banker, and I don’t want to drink it. My stomach hurts now. /cry loudly.

[Secret] Chang Kongxue said to you: You just say that you are not in good health and cannot drink.

[Secret] You said to Chang Kongxue: No, this is the task assigned by the leader, okay, don't drink, do you think you are really asked to eat.

【Secret】Chang Kongxue said to you: Why are you doing this? No one else will force our women to drink.

[Secret] You said to Changkongxue: Oh, there is no way, we are like this, it’s okay if we don’t go.

[Secret] Changkongxue said to you: rely on

In fact, it is not without grievances. In the dark night, alone, I want someone to accompany and comfort me. Just a little warmth can wipe away all the unsatisfactory work during the day.

A woman is strong. She does the same job as a man, and she has to do housework when she goes home, but she can never feel tired.Women are fragile, she always wants to be accompanied by someone, she longs for work to be just "making money and buying flowers" without pressure, even if she can clearly realize it, but she can't control her heart to keep thinking about it, That's why it is especially necessary for someone to affirm her dedication and comfort her unwillingness.

Women are the easiest to be moved. A word, a look, or a movement can make her a moth to a flame. Hero, do you know that complaining for her at this time will make her sink even deeper.

[Secret] You said to Chang Kongxue: It’s okay, I hid most of the time, but today there was no one around, so I couldn’t hide, I vomited, my head didn’t hurt too much, but my stomach was not feeling well .

[Secret] Changkongxue said to you: Well, is there any honey at home?It would be better to drink a glass of honey water.

[Secret] You said to Changkongxue: No, I've lost weight, so I don't have such a thing.

[Secret] Chang Kongxue said to you: Alas, woman, she is as thin as a bamboo pole and still shouts to lose weight.

[Secret] You said to Chang Kongxue: Hey, hero, you don’t understand. For so many beautiful clothes, keeping fit is really a very serious matter. Now it’s not people who wear clothes, but clothes who wear people Age, understand?

[Secret] Chang Kongxue said to you: Women just care about these little things, so what's the point of getting fatter, a lot of weight loss and health are gone.

[Secret] You said to Chang Kongxue: Oh, hero, being your wife must be happy, and there is no such trouble.

【Secret】Chang Kongxue said to you: My wife is very thin. She has become very thin since she gave birth. Now she can't make up for it. Women really work hard and have paid a lot.

[Secret] You said to Chang Kongxue: Oh, hero, you are such a good man and husband.But you are not bad, you think about her when you play games.

[Secret] Chang Kongxue said to you: Hehe, people have to be self-conscious. She disapproves of me playing games, and of course I can't do things that are sorry for her.

do you know?You are really a nice man.

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