Su Daji's live broadcast career

Chapter 37 Nezha Birth
The midwife ran out of the house and said in a terrified yet dignified manner: "My lord, Madam gave birth to a ball!!"

"..." Li Jing.

"Really, a ball was born!"

Li Jing scratched his head, then turned to look at Master Taiyi: "Please give me an explanation, your apprentice has been reincarnated into my son, why is it just a ball?"

"This... this..." Daoist Taiyi was also puzzled, logically speaking, shouldn't it be a person?

Su Anyi tugged at Li Jing's sleeve: "General... my lord... that, if you take a sword and split the ball, maybe you can conjure a child!" Yes, it's like this in movies and TV dramas Acting, I believe Li Jing should be able to understand, right?

Taiyi real person: Oh, you little girl is so cruel, steal my lines!
"Hmph, you gods, you just love to deal with these useless mysteries. You guys are having fun, and you don't ask us if we want to."

Su Anyi: Brother, it has nothing to do with me, don't you want to talk about me? !

With a cold face, Li Jing drew out his sword and rushed into the delivery room.

Su Anyi and others hurriedly followed, seeing that there was really a ball on the ground, they all fell silent.

All the fans in the live broadcast room held their breath, waiting to witness the epic scene.

Mrs. Li was in good spirits, looking at the ball on the ground and frowning, she couldn't figure it out, she was pregnant for three years and six months, and finally she gave birth to such a thing? !

Li Jing walked up to the ball with his sword in hand, and split the ball open.

Then, a golden light flashed, and Nezha grew up from a little doll bit by bit.

Su Anyi was so excited that his eyes were straightened, and Nezha didn't stop until he was about three or four years old.

Seeing that Nezha was naked, Ao Bing covered Su Anyi's eyes: "Don't look at what you shouldn't."

"It's not...it's too late." What's the use of covering up now, I've seen everything I need to see.

Ao Bing let go of Su Anyi, then pointed to the screen: "What's going on?"

"Damn it, I violated the rules, close the live broadcast room for 1 minute!" It must be because Nezha didn't wear clothes, blame me, I forgot about it.

"The management is quite strict." Ao Bing thought it was good.

The fourth brother on the list: Yes, let you be stunned!
The third brother on the list: Although it is different from what I imagined, it is also reasonable.

Quanban barrage: This kid seems a bit skinny!
Master Taiyi looked at the new born apprentice, and said with satisfaction, "Let's call him Nezha!"

"Oh." Li Jing did not object.

Nezha wobbled to Su Anyi: "Are you my mother?"

"I'm sorry, she's not married yet, not your mother." Su An said with a smile.

"You are my father?" Nezha turned his gaze to Ao Bing.

"..." Ao Bing.

Li Jing was very tired, and pulled Nezha's arm: "I am your father, and the one lying on the bed is your mother!"

Nezha glanced at Li Jing, then at Mrs. Li, and then spread his hands: "Okay, although it's not ideal, it's okay, but there are many things I don't understand very well, my mother is pregnant , how old are you..."

Before Nezha finished speaking, Li Jing covered Nezha's mouth: "If you have something to say, you can't say it. Put your clothes on now."

"..." Nezha.

Daoist Taiyi felt that it was almost time, so he took out Qiankunquan and Huntian Ling, and handed them to Nezha: "Teacher, you must control your mouth, don't say what you shouldn't say, and Ah, you put away these two treasures, and you will be a good person in the future, and strive to be in the immortal class again."

"Cut!" Nezha gave Master Taiyi a sharp look.

"Look at you, what is wrong with what the teacher said, and you have this attitude again?"

"If you hear interesting news and don't spread it to the outside world, wouldn't it be hard to keep it in your heart?"

"Uh...although you're right, but well, I think..."

Nezha raised his hand and interrupted Master Taiyi: "You don't want what you think, I just want what I think." After finishing speaking, he turned and walked towards Mrs. Li: "Mother, are you in good health?"

"Fortunately, Nezha is really sensible." Mrs. Li wished that she would not feel well, so that she would not have to face so many bad things.

Nezha sat on the edge of the bed with his legs crossed, looking like a fool, not much worse than his master.

Master Taiyi saw that he had nothing to do, looked at the inner alchemy that Ao Bing gave him: "Let's go, I will refine the inner alchemy for you."

"Thank you, sir." Ao Bing glanced at Su Anyi happily, and the two left Li's residence.

Su Anyi thought of Nezha's tendon cramps, and looked back at Nezha again, seeing that the child looked quiet except for his bad mouth, so he shouldn't be able to pull out dragon tendons anymore, right?
Master Taiyi took them back to the Golden Cave.

He took out the cauldron for alchemy, and threw ten five-level inner alchemy into it: "It will be ready in an hour."

"Thank you real person!" Su An said gratefully.

Daoist Taiyi smiled slightly: "There is nothing to thank, if it wasn't for fear that the third prince might not know what to say, I wouldn't have helped you."

"I'd have forgotten if the real person didn't remind me, what's the matter between the Heavenly Emperor and Fairy Baihua?" Su An asked curiously.

"Ai ai ai... It's almost done, I can't say any more." Master Taiyi hurriedly stopped, fearing that Ao Bing would say something later.

Ao Bing spread his hands, and said to Su Anyi through a thousand-mile voice transmission: "I will tell you later when I have a chance."

Su An smiled like a thief, this world of conferred gods is really out of tune!

An hour later, the cauldron was opened, and a gleaming golden inner alchemy floated out.

Ao Bing reached out to take it, and handed it to Su Anyi: "You are so lucky, this is the inner alchemy of level 200, the most top-notch, if you inhale it, it can improve your Taoism for [-] years."

"How can you eat it so big?" My Lord Shenlong, let alone me, even if it is a catfish, it can't be swallowed!

Ao Bing put the inner alchemy on top of Su Anyi's head, and after a while the inner alchemy turned into a beam of light and merged with Su Anyi.

Su Anyi blinked his eyes: "I don't feel any changes?"

"What has changed in only 200 years, you can try it in 2000!" Master Taiyi said angrily.

Ao Bing took out a lollipop and handed it to Daoist Taiyi: "After a hard work, Daoist, this is for you."

"What kind of rare thing?" Daoist Taiyi asked.

“It was delicious.”

When Master Taiyi heard about the food, he was overjoyed on the spot: "I like the food, I will try it."

After a while, Master Taiyi said with emotion: "Is there such a delicacy in the world?"

"I did it." Su Anyi now has a thick skin.

"The little girl is really amazing, give me a few more."

Ao Bing smiled grimly: "One tenth-level inner alchemy."

"..." Daoist Taiyi.

(End of this chapter)