farmhouse ditty

Chapter 1
"Bang bang bang..."

"Second child, come out for me!"

"Bang bang bang..."

"Why did you hide when you did something stupid! Come out!"

A peasant woman rolled up her sleeves and slammed on the wooden door vigorously, screaming loudly.

It sounds like there is excitement, the neighbors left and right came out, some of them were eager to go out to persuade, but they all stopped when they saw Mrs. Wu who smashed the door, she is a well-known pungent household in the village. Arguing for three points, her mouth and hands are not forgiving, but she can't be provoked, and she is tall and stocky, and the elders sometimes can't help but bump her.

Looking at the object of her finding fault, it was originally from Chu Ge's family, and those people were even more thoughtless. Mother, it sounds like a virtuous master, but I never thought that I would eat and be lazy all day long, so I knew how to tidy up myself, and it was really a waste of such a good name.

And Chu Ge, who is good-looking, gentle-tempered, and caring about his family, why can't he find a good wife? I don't know how many times the mother-in-law has been sent back to her mother's house.

Seeing that no one opened the door after yelling for a long time, Mrs. Wu slapped it hard twice, with her hands on her hips, "Chu Ge's family, I know you're here, if you don't open the door, I'll be fucked."

The people around craned their necks to see that the upper and lower sides of the wooden door of Chu Ge's house were broken, and they were hanging by the frame. When the door was closed, two bamboo poles had to be pushed behind it. It's impossible to go down with a big foot, and her man was kicked far away by her, so it's hard to see now.

Just when Wu took a step back and was about to kick, the bamboo pole behind the door was removed and thrown aside, and the wooden plank slumped down. Unexpectedly, Wu staggered and almost fell inside, but fortunately, he hurriedly supported the door frame Only then did he stand still, and everyone in the village suppressed their laughter when they saw it.

A young daughter-in-law in her twenties came out of the door, she had red lips and white teeth, she was pretty and delicate, she was wearing a clean and beautiful cotton shirt, and she was dressed better than their linen ones. The mother-in-law can't even go together.

Wu Shi hated it when she saw it, and then she grew white and rushed to seduce people. Every time she sees that dead ghost in her family, she has to look twice more. Today, she is here to vent her anger for her son, and secondly, to borrow this At the stall, clean up this foxy bastard.

She was very angry at the moment, "Xiu Niang, where's your little bastard uncle!"

Xiu Niang smiled, "Auntie?"

Wu stared, "Who cares who is called aunt, do I look like an old lady!"

Xiu Niang changed her address again, "Sister-in-law?"

Wu shi waved her hand, "Shaohu recognizes relatives, my family doesn't have such a big sister-in-law like you!"

The juniors in the village don't like to be called big by others, it's because they scolded her for being disobedient and sloppy, and they didn't show manners. Now Mrs. Wu is referring to her being lazy about housework. Yu Chuge didn't say much, but now it was Mrs. Wu who spoke, and they also wanted to see what this lazy woman would say.

Xiu Niang smiled, "Okay, I won't call you anymore, now I'm the only one in the house, what do you want to do with your second baby?"

Seeing that she listened and didn't show anything, and her tepidity made Wu even more angry, she said sharply, "Who are you, call Chu Erwazi out, you are such a cowardly child, and you have learned It's bullying the little."

Just as Xiu Niang was about to speak, she heard a soft voice, "Second brother, no, no bullying Sandan."

Mrs. Wu squinted at Xiu Niang, "You can tell nonsense with your eyes open, isn't this one of you! Xiang girl, where's the second child!"

The girl named Xiangyatou by Wu is a five or six-year-old girl standing behind Xiuniang. She has two braids and is holding the washed vegetable leaves with wet hands. The sleeves are rolled up high, exposing two tiny arms, and the trouser legs are covered with plaster on the feet. .

The women who were looking for fun went straight to the courtyard of Chu Ge's house, and they couldn't help being angry when they saw the fragrant girl. Some poor families in the village usually make their children's clothes bigger, and their bodies grow a year. A little bit, the clothes are made shorter, and they can be worn for several years when they fit well, and some are worn by older children for younger siblings, but mothers-in-law and aunts will put some stitches to make them smaller, there is nothing like Chu Ge's.

Several women murmured and scolded Xiu Niang in twos, "I don't know much if I don't look at it, you are so lazy."

"That's right, I don't care about being small if I am comfortable with myself."

"Dare to love, Chu Ge spoils me every day."

"That's not decent, how dare you ask your aunt to work."

While talking, a lot of gossip people came around, just to take a closer look, Wu felt a lot of contemptuous eyes, and she was confident enough, so she rushed into the yard with her legs, "The second child will shrink the house, I will Push him out by yourself... Oops!"

It was said that Mrs. Wu was going to push Xiuniang with all her strength, and wanted to take advantage of this opportunity to make some tricks, but no one would say anything afterwards, but who knew that Xiuniang retreated to hide with her little feet, and fell straight to the ground.

Fortunately, Xiu Niang caught her and helped her back out of the door, and said the same thing, "Are you looking for Erwa?"

Wu shi stood firm and immediately shook off her hand, and patted her sleeve in disgust, as if something unclean had fallen on it, "Chu Wazi beat my son, I'll ask him what's wrong with you!"

When Xiu Niang heard what she said, she didn't know the situation, so she could only laugh and said: "It's all children's play, it can't be taken seriously."

Wu's nostrils snorted a few times, and he scratched aside, pulled out a boy, and pressed his head down, "Look! My Sandan's white and tender neck, is it just a joke? ! But I’m going to be so hard on that little bastard!”

Xiang girl grabbed the vegetable leaves and glared at Mrs. Wu angrily, "Second Brother, Second Brother didn't bully Sandan!"

Wu paid no attention to the girl Xiang, and said that her eyes were fixed on Xiu Niang, "Hmph, I don't know who I learned from at such a young age, and I won't become a fox when I grow up."

Xiu Niang frowned, she looked at the boy next to Wu, with snot and tears all over her face, she took out the handkerchief from her cuff, squatted down and smiled, "Eldest Sister looks good, and the baby she gave birth to is also beautiful."

Which mother-in-law or aunt who gave birth in the village doesn't like to be called a little sister, especially a beautiful little daughter-in-law like Xiu Niang is called a sister. It's really helpful to call her sister Wu, she raised her head, "Huh, isn't it? My baby."

Xiuniang gently wiped the boy's face, "Your name is Sandan?"

The boy nodded dully, "Yeah."

Xiu Niang asked, "How old is Sandan this year?"

Sandan lowered his head and pondered for a while, then stretched out his small palm, "Four years old."

Xiuniang smiled, she looked so good with her dimples, she lightly pressed a finger on Sandan, "Four years old, Sandan is really good, then tell Xiuniang that it was Erwa who hit you?"

Mrs. Wu was about to speak, but when she heard San Dan answering again, Mrs. Wu yelled proudly, "Look, everyone can hear you for real. This little baby boy can't tell lies, unlike their fragrant girl, who always Stomach is bad."

Xiuniang didn't pay attention, she shaved Sandan's nose intimately, and said with a smile, "Oh, the second child beat the third egg, but the third egg is not good?"

San Dan paused, shook his head hastily, and said in a childish voice, "San Dan is so good, it was the eldest brother who pushed down Miss Xiang, and the second baby brother beat San Dan."

Mrs. Wu hurriedly slapped Sandan, which made him cry, but it didn't matter. The people standing in front of her heard it, and Xiu Niang said, "Hey, it's what the elder sister said. That's right, this kid can't tell lies, everyone can listen to the truth."

As soon as this was passed on, everyone pointed to Mrs. Wu.

Although the people in the small village are rustic, they are straight-minded, and most of them are very clear about right and wrong. This Wu family is fourteen years old, and he is also taller than Wu family. How old is the second child of Chu, and the girl was bullied and beaten again. However, it had to be returned to his family's Xiaoyao, not to mention, Chu Wazi is more ghostly than his brother.

This Wu family has been a rambunctious master since she was a child. Married to a man because of his temperament, there are few rivals among his mother-in-law and aunt. Wazi's body has become stronger, but it's getting worse. Usually, he can't hear a little bad, but now he hears the gossip more and more on himself, and immediately loses his temper.

She turned her fists and yelled, "What are you doing, you heartless, earless bastards, you just stare at that foxy bastard showing off, and she believes everything she says."

This is really a shit bowl, and everyone around is stunned, saying it is not true, not saying it is not true.

Seeing that there was nothing wrong with her family, Xiu Niang wanted to close the door to make peace, but Wu's sharp-eyed hands held the door and refused to let it close. What, call Erwa out, it's over if you hit someone!"

Xiu Niang sighed, and said kindly: "Sister-in-law, you also heard what San Dan said, it was your family who bullied Xiao Xiang first, so it's even if the second child fights back, okay."

Wu Shi gritted her teeth, "What a fart, my eldest son should have slapped Xiang girl, who knows if she is following your coquettish way to hook up..."

Xiuniang grabbed Wu Shi's hand poking at Xiaoxiang, and said with a sullen face, "I saw you yelling at you sister-in-law, can you say something nice to an elder, just say you're an adult, why bother with a child?" .”

Wu pushed Xiu Niang away with her backhand, and spat on the ground, "I said what's wrong with her, look at your family, you are all bad breeds with mothers and mothers, you deserve to be beaten... Hey! "

When everyone didn't understand, they watched Xiu Niang rushing towards Wu Shi, pinching her neck with red eyes, gnashing her teeth, "Say it again if you have the guts, and say it again if you have the guts!" Once again~~~"

God knows that the current Xiuniang can endure, swallow, and endure everything, but the only thing she can't hear is the word "deserve it".

What's the matter!Could it be that she, Mu Xiaofei, deserved to catch a cold, deserve to be drowsy, deserve to hit a wall, and finally deserve to be crossed.
a certain day of the year

In order to celebrate the No.20 Four Singles’ Day in her life, Mu Xiaofei, a young girl born in the [-]s, went on a group tour. She took a train for a day and arrived at the hotel, but the air conditioner was dead again. The weather was too hot and she couldn’t sleep at night. I got up and took a cold shower, but no one with common sense would do this.

So, the next day she caught a cold. Served it right!
Feeling dizzy, she didn't play much with the tour guide in the morning, but she recognized that the flag of the team had been wandering behind, until it was time for free activities, and finally she could rest.

But there was a lot of noise up front, and Mu Xiaofei wanted to find a quiet place to take a nap. She walked lightly for a while, and saw a nice place beside her, so she went in and found a comfortable place to lie down, and stretched out her hands. There are still a few thin quilts, pull them over and cover them first.
Looking at the muddy walls of the straw house, broken tables and chairs, and a lot of coarse cloth long clothes covering her body, this style is only available in ancient times, and it really smells like sweat, Mu Xiaofei sat on the ground The whole person is dumbfounded, it's over, it's over, could it be that she has time-traveled.

Mu Xiaofei was terrified and stood up on the wooden bed beside her, and found the door in a daze. Her first reaction was to run, with all the clothes on her body piled up on her feet, and she would inevitably trip over when she lifted her leg. , knocking his head against the wall, his whole head shook, and he felt a warm liquid flow down from his head.

The earth wall is still so hard
Her body slid down feebly, so she just put it back on while the remaining heat was still there.

At this time, voices were faintly heard outside.

"Oh, it's really annoying. There are so many tourists in this place in summer, and there are a lot of people crowded at the door who know how to take pictures."

"That's right, I still want to call it a day and have a drink or two."

"Fortunately, the director ordered the scene to be cleared. Alas, the filming of the scene in the morning is not over yet, so I have to take the costumes."

"Okay, hurry up and get to work? Who took down the 'No Entry for Idlers' sign."

"Ah~~~, director! Someone committed suicide in our studio!"

"What! Damn it, what kind of insanity is it? Call an ambulance."

Mu Xiaofei rolled her eyes, "Damn it."

(End of this chapter)