farmhouse ditty

Chapter 53

There are a lot of women and aunts on the field road. They all go to the field to deliver meals to their men. Before the fight, there were three or two of them, chattering, but what they talked about was not their own business. .

The two chatting happily saw a person ahead, holding a clay pot in his left hand, and a bamboo basket in his right hand, with clean clothes and a slender figure.

The two of them wrinkled their noses, and grumbled at the mother-in-law who was walking alone, "Here, isn't that the foxy bastard from Chu Ge's family?"

The aunt also rolled her eyes when she heard this, "Hey, just as I was talking, this person came out by himself, you two wait, I will go up and take a look at her little face." As he approached, the mother-in-law suddenly yelled.

Xiu Niang, who was far away, saw the person, but she didn't say hello if she didn't know her well, but now the person came and called out first, "Hey, sister Xiu Niang, have you brought food to Chu Ge?"

Xiu Niang also smiled, "Hello, sister-in-law." The three aunts and aunts were all carrying a bamboo basket, and the two aunts beside them were holding hands together, looking at Mo Han's expression, only the aunt who was walking in front grinned at her. of.

After the auntie greeted her, she let her go and stood still, looked at her and said, "Hey, your basket smells so delicious, what are you cooking for?"

Although she didn't recognize him, Xiu Niang still laughed and said, "Nothing good, I just baked a few scallion pancakes, and I'll bring them here while they're hot."

The auntie came forward and got closer to her, her eyes were raised and she stared at her forehead, and said with a smile, "Hey, it's such a bright day, people don't care about being cold-mouthed, what are you doing?" It's still hot."

In fact, Xiuniang said this because she didn’t want to chat with her on the avenue. No matter what it is, can it be delicious when it’s cold, especially this pancake, if it’s cold, the hard powder will be smashed, and it’s good to choke people .

Xiu Niang smiled, said "Eat as you like" and left, ignoring the shouts from behind, she didn't want to ask Chu Ge to eat that unreasonable green onion pancake.

The mother-in-law didn't finish her yelling, she watched Xiu Niang ignore her, she cursed a few words, "Who are you, San Bangzi left without a fart."

At this moment, the two mothers-in-law and aunts standing beside stepped forward, the short one looked at Xiuniang's small figure and curled her lips, "The foxy lily likes to show off, tsk tsk tsk, look at that big butt twisted, But it’s just like who said, cold and unfriendly.”

Another aunt stuttered, "His aunt, don't, don't eat it. In our village, your butt, your butt, your butt is the biggest."

The mother-in-law said with a smile, "That's right, it's easy to have children when the butt is big, or why she gave birth to three children in a row."

The stuttering mother-in-law looked at her, "His aunt, don't, don't eat it, you butt..."

The auntie frowned, waved her hands quickly and said, "It's okay, stop, I'm just a butt, don't be 'squeaky', let's go, I don't want to be in this hot weather." Let go of this nagging."

After talking, the three of them walked towards the village, and the dwarf auntie carried the basket and asked, "Hey, auntie, did you see Mo just now, does that foxy lily have a wound on her face?"

The auntie shook her head thinking, "Mo, Ren'er's face is so fair."

The short auntie was surprised, "Hey, who didn't say that, this foxy raccoon started arguing with Chu Ge, and broke his forehead?"

The stammering mother-in-law replied, "It's just you, you nonsense, then, that Chu Ge is willing to beat, beat that foxy bastard."

The auntie looked at her and said, "Yo, you know exactly."

The stuttering mother-in-law curled her lips, "That, that's not true, the fat, fat sister-in-law is my neighbor, that day, it was actually like this..."

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Xiu Niang blinked her watery eyes, looked at Chu Ge and asked, "The next one? What are you doing?"

Chu Ge changed the porridge bowl from one hand to another, and then shook the rice grains in the other hand, "Go buy a bong for Sixth Brother, Sixth Sister-in-Law took the old scalper at home to plow the fields , Sixth brother has no money and no animals, so he ran out in a fit of anger this morning."

Xiu Niang was laughing, and the two of them were quite quarrelsome, "Sister-in-law Liu has blocked all the ways of brother Ganqing Sixth, so he came to you and asked you to borrow an ox cart."

Chu Ge nodded, "Well, Sixth Brother said, if you don't ask him to take another sip, then he will have to be a kid again and suck others."

Xiu Niang laughed after thinking about it, "If Sixth Brother really does this, I have to stand aside and watch carefully, to see how he gave him a 'back of the brain'."

Chu Ge asked, "Xiu Niang, I've only heard of brain collapse, what is this brain collapse?"

Speaking of the name of "back brain collapse", it actually came from Chenjia Village. Every village has a few good places to chat, like those women and daughters-in-law, they usually put big trees Chatting downstairs, holding melon seeds embroidered cloth or something, and those old men and young men just squatted on the uneven stone steps.

The old men usually have a cigarette stick on their arm. If it’s something to talk about, don’t say it loudly, and they still blow cigarette rings. Firstly, I thought it was fun to spit out smoke from the wooden pole, and secondly, I wanted to figure out what those white circles were like.

After that, those boys would lean over and pretend to be listening, and wait for those old men to talk about it, and then they would hold their cigarette butts to talk about something, and put a cigarette holder behind them and tilt their heads.

At this time, the opportunity came. Those boys took a good look at the cigarette holder and took a sip, but they would be found out immediately, because the smoke choked their throats, and those boys couldn't take it. Knee straight cough.

At this time, the old men were sucking on their cigarette holders, their hands were shaking, their sleeves were stretched out and they were clenched into fists. With one knuckle protruding, they aimed at the exposed back of the head and knocked.

Xiu Niang suppressed a smile and said, "This is called 'rear brain collapse'."

Chu Ge touched the back of his head, nodded in response, and stretched out his arm to sweep it forward, "In Xiayang Village, we manage here..."

"Ouch." Xiu Niang bit her lip and looked at Chu Ge, stroking her own neck.

Chu Ge looked at Xiu Niang, then at his own hand, and said in a daze, "...it's called 'sweeping tail'."

Xiu Niang frowned, "Okay, you're a fool who slaps people in the face, you're giving me the back of my head."

As they said that, the two got into a quarrel. In fact, it was Xiu Niang who stretched her arms to find the ground to attack, and Chu Ge ducked and hid.

This time, a girl came from the other side of the field. She has big eyes, small mouth, and pink skin.

She listened to the noise of laughter and looked over, and when she looked at the person, her big eyes were covered with mist, she stomped her feet and ran away.

(End of this chapter)