The first lunatic of the Tang Dynasty

Chapter 104 Things Adults Should Do [Fourth Change]

Li Shimin pulled his clothes calmly and covered his chest. After all, he didn't feel the chill after the intense and exciting Fighting the Landlord just now.

Now that I started chatting, I suddenly felt a little cold.

"Don't talk about these things, what do you want to do next? When will you marry Changle?"

Li Shimin looked sideways at Fang Ce, wanting to hear his thoughts.

At this time, Li Lizhi on the side was already blushing, and lowered her head to count the ants.

Fang Ce guessed at the first sight of Li Shimin that he would ask this question, so Fang Ce had already prepared his words.

"Your Majesty, Huaxia College is under construction, and the bride price for my son-in-law has not yet been prepared, so there is no rush!"

"bride price?"

Li Shimin raised his eyebrows, then looked at Fang Ce and said, "Under the whole world, is it the king's land, the shores of the four seas, and the king's ministers. Sitting in the world, I still care about your little betrothal gift?"

At this time, Li Shimin can be described as high-spirited and heroic.

But Fang Ce didn't care about anything. After all, Li Shimin was still young, and he hadn't reached his thirties yet, and he hadn't fully reached that maturity.

At this time, Li Shimin's wives were all there, so he had to show it anyway.

In fact, this is similar to a peacock with its tail open.

Well, in the eyes of Fang Ce, Li Shimin at this time is a peacock with its tail open.

But the peacock is choosing a mate, and he is pretending.

Not to be confused.

"Your Majesty, I just want to give you more dowry, so I can ask for more dowry from you..."

"..."

Li Shimin was silent.

How do you put it so bluntly.

"Tell me, what dowry gift are you going to give?"

Li Shimin was silent for a while, then asked Fang Ce.

Fang Ce stood up and looked towards the north.

"Tomoshiro in front of Changbai Mountain, wearing a pure red cotton back.

The long spear invades the sky for half a day, and the round knife shines in the sun.

Go up the mountain to eat roe deer, and go down the mountain to eat cattle and sheep.

Suddenly hearing the arrival of the officers and soldiers, he raised his knife and swung forward.

For example, when Liaodong died, how could he be beheaded? "

Fang Ce suddenly started singing, and sang a song in front of Li Shimin and Li Yuan.

In an instant, Li Shimin's face became extremely ugly, and Li Yuan's face turned into a chrysanthemum with a smile.

"Hahaha!"

With disheveled hair, Li Yuan hugged his belly and laughed, "Second brother, second child, what did you say before? You have to prepare the dowry carefully. Can you afford the dowry for the dowry given by the house policy?"

Li Yuan sneered, and then felt that it was not enough, after all, Li Shimin just acted aggressively in front of him.

The group that made him embarrassed, now finally had the opportunity to retort, how could he miss this opportunity?

"Sitting on the world, our Greater China has a vast land and abundant resources, second child, you continue to blow."

Li Yuan is so happy.

Li Shimin was very embarrassed at this time, and then said: "Fang Ce, can't you change the dowry?"

"another?"

Fang Ce looked at Li Shimin, and then asked back, "Are you sure?"

Seeing Fang Ce's expression, Li Shimin's heart skipped a beat.

This guy doesn't have any tricks, does he?
To be honest, Li Shimin is really a little scared, Fang Ce is really not a fuel-efficient lamp.

Just opening his mouth is a death song of Wuxiang Liaodonglang.

The meaning of this expression is obvious. Fang Ce wanted to take down the entire Liaodong as a dowry.

How does this make Li Shimin prepare the dowry?

What the hell is putting Li Shimin on fire.

Just now, she pretended to be in charge of the world, but she was slapped in the face by Fang Ce every minute.

"Fang Ce, I also want to take down this Goguryeo, but this is not something that can be done in a day or two!"

Li Shimin began to educate Fang Ce: "It's not so easy to win Goguryeo. Don't you want Changle to wait for you for ten or eight years?"

After Li Shimin said this, Fang Ce sat down resolutely, looked at Li Shimin and said, "Your Majesty, bosom friend! How do you know that I want to wait ten or eight years?"

"..."

After hearing this, Li Shimin fell silent.

I don't want to talk at all.

Li Lizhi's eyes turned red when he heard Fang Ce's words. Ten or eight years later, Li Lizhi will be 20 years old.

In ancient times, when early marriage and early childbearing were common, a 20-year-old woman would have several fucking children.

Fang Ce actually wanted Li Lizhi to wait until she was 20!

"House policy!"

When Li Shimin saw that his favorite daughter was about to cry because of this incident, he immediately became angry.

"Don't you want my royal daughter like those families with five surnames and seven Wangs?"

Seeing that Li Shimin was angry, Fang Ce immediately said, "Your Majesty, there are some things you may not know."

"It takes at least seven years for a woman to be able to bear children from the appearance of Tiankui, otherwise her life expectancy will be shortened by at least several decades."

silent.

Everyone present fell silent, especially Li Shimin's concubines.

They all had children in their teens.

According to Fang Ce, wouldn't they lose decades of life?

"Is this true?"

Li Shimin was silent for a while, and then asked: "Who said this?"

"That seems to make sense."

At this time Li Yuan spoke up, he was over sixty years old, and had slept with more women than Fang Ce had ever seen.

"Based on my experience, what Fang Ce said seems to make sense. If Fang Ce didn't say it, I didn't realize it. Now that Fang Ce said it, I just realized it."

Li Yuan stood by Fang Ce's side, Li Lizhi also wiped away her tears and looked at Fang Ce.

At this time, she realized that Fang Ce was doing it for her own good, and she had misunderstood him just now.

"Then what are the other betrothal gifts?"

Li Shimin directly changed the subject, because he had already sensed that he would go back immediately, and was about to be blackmailed by these women behind him.

It's better to talk about something else now.

"I don't know if you know that there is no place for the emperor's letter where the sun rises to the sun?"

Fang Ce suddenly asked another question.

"Is that the Japanese country?"

Li Shimin is Yang Guang's little fan.

He can't wait to study everything about Yang Guang. He has been studying Yang Guang all his life.

Of course, he was very clear about Yang Guang's affairs. If Yang Guang hadn't been busy going to Liaodong at that time?
He had already marched towards the country of Wa with a knife in his hand.

Later, Yang Guanglang died, and the matter was left alone.

Now that Fang Ce mentioned it, Li Shimin's heart twitched.

I just thought Liaodong was a big dowry.

Now it seems that I think too much.

There's a bigger one over there.

"Are there any other options?"

Li Shimin laughed a little, this dowry is too big, it's not easy to ask for it.

"I said, Your Majesty, you are an adult, so you can't do what an adult should do as before?"

Fang Ce rolled his eyes, and said contemptuously to Li Shimin: "Children only do multiple-choice questions, adults want all of them!"

　I coded a chapter while I was having lunch, but there is no result yet, so I ask for a recommendation ticket...

　　


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