The first lunatic of the Tang Dynasty

Chapter 118
Fang Ce took all these people into the academy, and then placed them all in an already built dormitory building.

Then Fang Ce just ignored them.

Just give them a few days to familiarize themselves with the environment.

This new dormitory building has been renovated.

It was completely built according to the modern apartment, and Fang Ce even reserved the location of the wires.

However, the most fly in the ointment now is that there is no electricity, and everything else is available.

These half-old children were a little interested when they saw such a new-style house.

Wandered around.

You can't go to places that are under construction, but you can still go to some places that are no longer under construction.

There is only one library where the academy has been completed at this time, and these people quickly came to the library in a group.

The library is divided into many areas, and the outermost ones are all Confucian classics.

"Ouch!"

Cheng Chumo just read a book, and directly clutched his stomach: "I'll go to the latrine first."

Then Cheng Chumo ran away.

He didn't really want to have diarrhea, but just pretended.

In order not to read books, he will definitely try his best to avoid it.

Seeing Cheng Chumo clutching his stomach and running towards the outside of the library, Fang Jin suddenly stood up.

"Don't go so fast, there is the hut."

Fang Jin directly blocked Cheng Chumo, and pointed to a small door beside him.

Originally, Cheng Chumo wanted to escape, but now Fang Jin blocked him.

He could only bite the bullet and rushed into the hut.

I am going to look in the hut to see if there is a window that I can climb out of.

When Cheng Chumo walked into the hut, he suddenly felt a little strange.

There was no foul smell in the hut, instead there was a faint scent of sandalwood.

"What a clean hut!"

Cheng Chumo suddenly didn't want to leave.

This was the first time he encountered such a clean hut, and he immediately felt a prehistoric force about to vent from the backyard.

"Crackling!"

"Cool!"

Cheng Chumo squatted in the hut, and after a crackling meal, he shouted aloud.

After looking around.

This hut is so clean, it seems that there is no toilet in it?

"It won't be so unlucky, will it?"

Cheng Chumo took another careful look at the side, it seemed that there was really no toilet chip.

"How to do?"

Cheng Chumo looked around, then silently lifted up his pants.

Anyway, no one saw it, so it didn't matter.

As Cheng Yaojin's son, Cheng Chumo was the son of a general, and he really didn't have any feelings about the toilet chip.

Chumo has a characteristic, that is, he doesn't like to suffer.

Now he felt that he was at a disadvantage, so his mind became active.

He pulled up his pants, and then went to find the group of people who came with him.

"Baolin, Jingyang, the hut here is so clean! Go and have a look!"

Cheng Chumo ran over excitedly and shouted.

"..."

Look at the hut?
Are you sick?
This is the feeling of others present.

They all felt that Cheng Chumo's mind was a little broken.

"Really, the hut here is not only not smelly, but also very fragrant!"

Cheng Chumo looked at the eyes of the people around him, and immediately explained something.

It's okay not to explain.

After the explanation, the faces of the people present all turned black.

The hut is not smelly but very fragrant?
Who are you kidding?

It must be too smelly, so if you want to fool us, we won't be fooled.

"Cheng Chumo, can you pay attention?"

At this time, Wei Zheng's son Wei Shuyu slapped his nose and said, "You smell so bad, how dare you fool everyone?"

"You don't believe it, do you? If you don't believe me, follow me!"

Cheng Chumo grabbed Wei Shuyu directly.

Wei Shuyu at this time is not Wei Zheng, Wei Shuyu really has no martial arts, he is a scholar, but Cheng Chumo is a young man with strong martial arts.

Wei Shuyu was immediately pulled away by Cheng Chumo.

"Let go!"

Wei Shuyu was directly dragged into the hut by Cheng Chumo, and then those people followed.

"See, I'm not lying!"

Cheng Chu said silently.

"..."

The people present were really speechless, what's so good about the hut, although it is really much cleaner than other places.

However, a hut is a hut after all.

So what if it's clean?
Anyway, sooner or later it will be dirty.

"Okay, it's over, let's go."

Wei Shuyu silently prepared to leave, but when he was about to leave the latrine, he was directly blocked by Cheng Chumo.

"Cheng Chumo, what are you doing? Don't push yourself too hard!"

Wei Shuyu looked at Cheng Chumo, and immediately shouted.

"Hey, you didn't believe me just now, now I won't let you go, if you don't shit, I won't let you out of this latrine!"

"..."

Wei Shuyu was confused, what kind of reasoning is this?
Can you force yourself to shit?
This is a bit too much.

"Look at your small body, can you withstand my fist?"

Cheng Chumo showed off his biceps in front of Wei Shuyu.

"..."

Wei Shuyu turned his head silently.

Can't beat it, can't provoke it.

But it's just a hut, can't I go?

Wei Shuyu found a latrine and squatted in it.

Then Cheng Chumo looked at the others.

"What? Cheng Chumo, you still want to threaten me?"

Yuchi Baolin looked at Cheng Chumo with a half-smile.

He is not a vegetarian, his ability is much stronger than Cheng Chumo.

So he was not afraid of Cheng Chumo threatening him.

"Okay, let's go."

Cheng Chumo gave up his position, and Yuchi Baolin strode towards the door with his head held high.

When he walked past Cheng Chumo, Cheng Chumo suddenly stretched out his hand and tapped on the right side of Yuchi Baolin's navel.

"Gollum~ Gollum~"

Before Yuchi Baolin left the latrine, he turned his head and rushed over.

"Tsk tsk, what my father taught me is indeed correct, this big horizontal point can really cure constipation."

Cheng Chumo laughed wildly in his heart, just now he tapped Yuchi Baolin's Daheng acupoint, which directly caused Yuchi Baolin's whole body to be unwell.

"Cheng Chumo, you wait for me... Puff, puff, crackling!"

Yuchi Baolin hadn't finished speaking, and the rest of the words were directly covered up.

"Are you going by yourself, or shall I send you in?"

Cheng Chumo looked at the others with a smile, after all, now that Yuchi Baolin has been dealt with, the remaining people are nothing to worry about.

"..."

Everyone turned their heads silently, each found a pit, and began to brew.

After all, not everyone is like Yuchi Baolin.

It was a pain for Yuchi Baolin, he couldn't get down from squatting there.

At this time, a voice suddenly came.

"Damn it! There is no toilet in this hut!"

This is the roar from Wei Shuyu.

I was threatened to go to the latrine, and then reluctantly pulled a lump, and finally found that there was no toilet chip.

Wei Shuyu's psychological shadow is extremely great.

At this moment, he had the urge to fight desperately with Cheng Chumo.

　Don't hit me, I surrender.Read this chapter and plan to send me the number of blades...

　　
　
(End of this chapter)