The first lunatic of the Tang Dynasty

Chapter 16 The Thrill of Conquest

"Li Daochang, you didn't come here to steal my alchemy technique, did you?"

As he spoke, Fang Ce looked at Li Chunfeng with a very vigilant look.

This is fake.

Li Chunfeng still has a strong character, and he will never commit any plagiarism.

Fang Ce said these words were used to blow up Li Chunfeng.

Because at first Li Chunfeng had a very surprised expression when he smelled him.

This different expression shows that Li Chunfeng's first purpose is not to come to him to study the art of alchemy.

There must be other reasons for coming here.

And Fang Ce can also estimate the purpose of this guy's coming.

It should be the reason for that topic.

Because he was teaching at the Imperial College, he must be able to see Li Tai's topic.

After seeing it, he found that his strength was not able to solve this problem quickly, so he came to him.

"Fang Layman was joking. If your alchemy technique is a secret that cannot be passed down, then I will not force it. I did have a purpose in coming here today. I wonder if you have ever asked a question about buying a hundred catties of meat for one hundred coins?"

Li Chunfeng was also free and easy, he couldn't get the pill, so he turned to the topic in an instant.

No embarrassment at all.

"Ah."

Fang Ce nodded, then looked at Li Chunfeng and said, "I don't know how long it took the Taoist priest to figure out this problem?"

"It takes me a stick of incense, far less than the time for a cup of tea that Layman Fang said."

Li Chunfeng didn't feel any embarrassment at all, but felt that he could calculate the result within a stick of incense is already very good, others would need more than half a day, or even a day.

"Ugh."

Fang Ce sighed, and then said: "Master Daoist, do you know? To do this problem, the way of mathematics cannot be solved quickly. It involves the knowledge of equations and unknown numbers. Are you sure you want to learn it?"

"I also ask Layman Fang to give me some advice!"

Li Chunfeng bowed respectfully, and then quietly waited for Fang Ce's instruction.

"Well! Kneel down!"

Fang Ce rubbed his hands, then looked at Li Chunfeng.

"Ok?"

Li Chunfeng was a little confused.

He looked at Fang Ce in puzzlement.

kneel down?

What's happening here?
"You don't ask me to be your teacher, why should I teach you? Forget it, let me teach you how to solve this problem first."

Fang Ce found a branch and skillfully wrote the solution equation on the ground.

Then he discarded the branch in his hand.

"Okay, read it. If you can understand it, you are very capable. If you don't understand it, remember to ask a teacher, and I will teach you."

After Fang Ce finished speaking, he put his hands behind his back, and Shi Shiran left.

At this time, Li Chunfeng looked at what Fang Ce wrote, glanced left, right, up, down, sideways, and sideways.

After exhausting all methods, I finally came to a conclusion.

I can't understand what's written here, okay?

What is this writing!

Of course, Fang Ce also understood that Li Chunfeng couldn't understand the things on the ground, Arabic numerals, and English letters. If you can understand the equations written down by Lao Tzu, you will be damned!
I don't believe it, you guys don't come back and ask yourself, what the hell does this mean.

At this moment, Li Chunfeng stared at the equation on the ground, looked at it, and remained motionless, as if he had entered a mysterious realm.

After a long time, Li Chunfeng suddenly slapped his thigh.

"Understood! This is a heavenly book! People in the world are ignorant, so they can't understand it!"

Li Chunfeng looked at the direction Fang Ce left, and then murmured to himself: "This layman can write heavenly scriptures, which means that he is at least an exiled immortal, and an exiled immortal wants to accept me as his apprentice!"

"And then I refused!"

Li Chunfeng made up a lot of things in his brain at this time, and finally came to a conclusion.

If Fang Ce knew this conclusion of Li Chunfeng, he didn't know how he would feel.

Anyway, Li Chunfeng seemed to be looking for Fang Ce to explain his thoughts clearly at this time, but he felt that what he did was not authentic.

Afraid that Fang Ce would reject him.

So Li Chunfeng just sat here, thinking about how to impress Fang Ce.

This is the construction site of Fang Ce, with a few simple sheds, where a hundred refugees are doing their own things.

It was nothing at all, but Li Chunfeng actually sat in it and meditated.

This is a little weird.

A group of refugees kept busy, and a Taoist priest in the middle was meditating, completely unaware of what was going on.

But, Fang Ce didn't drive Li Chunfeng away, he didn't even know that Li Chunfeng was still outside.

There is not much time, he needs to make a lot of gunpowder, and he has no mind to take care of Li Chunfeng at all.

Li Chunfeng just sat outside like this, and after a few days, suddenly a piece of cornbread fell in front of him,
"..."

Li Chunfeng was a little confused, what does this mean?
Looking at the homeless young man in front of him, he asked with a puzzled expression, "What's your intention, layman?"

"You've been sitting here for three days, eat a bun and drink some water, or you'll die."

Li Yun handed a bowl of water to Li Chunfeng.

"Oh." Li Chunfeng nodded, took a bite of the bun, and then frowned. Why does it have a strange smell?

Could it be that it's been a long time since I ate corn bread, so I feel a little strange?

But Li Chunfeng didn't say much, he ate the buns in a few mouthfuls, and then took a sip of water.

Then he looked at Li Yun and asked: "I see that there are more than a hundred refugees here, each performing their duties, and they are extremely busy. Why do you have time?"

"I'm going to do it fast, let me tell you, now they all have to use a hammer to break the stone, what about me?"

Li Yun stretched out his hand, took out a stone, put it in his palm, and suddenly squeezed it, the whole stone burst into pieces.

"Amazing!"

Li Chunfeng was shocked when he saw this scene.

This boy is so powerful, why is he here?
If you join the army and train, you will definitely be a strong general in the future.

Qu Cai!
"Little brother, why are you here instead of joining the army?"

"There is meat for meals here, and there is money to take, so you don't have to work hard. What are you going to do in the army?"

"..."

This sentence directly choked Li Chunfeng to death.

Yes.

What are you doing in the army?
"Don't you want to be famous?"

"What do you think about those? You see, I squeeze rocks here every day. Let me tell you, it's a pleasure to squeeze rocks for a while, and it's always fun to squeeze. They are all smelly and hard, but when I crush them, there is a kind of pleasure of conquest, can you understand?"

"..."

Li Chunfeng was speechless, what's the point of telling me these things?

What shit pleasure?

I can understand a hammer.

and many more!

The stones in the cesspit, and then Li Chunfeng suddenly covered his mouth.

"Did you wash your hands when you gave me buns just now?"

"Why wash your hands? We are all refugees. How can there be so many rules?"

vomit~
(End of this chapter)