The first lunatic of the Tang Dynasty
Chapter 8 Wei Wang Li Tai
Chapter 8 Wei Wang Li Tai
In the end, Cheng Yaojin was threatened by Mr. Miao, so he sobered up directly. This guy is more effective than any sobering tea.
Cheng Yaojin was taken by Eunuch Miao to the imperial study.
At this time, all the princes of the state are in the imperial study.
"Cheng Zhijie, you haven't sobered up yet?"
As soon as Cheng Yaojin came in, there was a strong smell of alcohol, and Li Shimin frowned.
But, he didn't say much.
After all, Cheng Yaojin went to drink with his approval.
"Your Majesty is sober, hastily called us over, are we going to fight? I want a vanguard officer!"
Cheng Yaojin looked indifferent, now Datang has ruled the world.
At most, they are small groups of rogues.
Isn't this just a matter of randomly arranging the juniors in a few families to make military achievements?
"Yo? Cheng Zhijie, you have a serious tone, okay, I'm sure!"
Li Shimin made a decision directly. After all, in Li Shimin's mind, this Eunuch Miao should have conveyed the content of yesterday's discussion to Cheng Yaojin.
He didn't know that when Cheng Yaojin came over, he was drunk and dragged Eunuch Miao's sore feet.
Eunuch Miao didn't say anything to Cheng Yaojin at all.
When Cheng Yaojin saw the people present, he knew there was going to be a war.
But I don't know what to fight.
Directly asked for the position of a vanguard officer.
"Turks control millions of strings, approaching Chang'an, Cheng Zhijie, you lead the vanguard battalion, mainly harassing, don't force yourself with them, can you do it?"
Control a million strings?
Straight to Chang'an?
What the hell!
Cheng Yaojin was immediately dumbfounded.
How is this played?
Chang'an has a maximum strength of [-] to [-] troops, and the guards of the imperial city are also counted. How can this **** fight?
There are millions of people controlling the strings, and here are [-] to [-] troops.
For the Pioneer Battalion, there are at most 3000 people, and these [-] people are all for death.
As a vanguard officer, I probably won't be able to come back.
Eunuch Miao, you tricked me!
Generally speaking, for such an important matter, Eunuch Miao will definitely remind him.
But Eunuch Miao didn't say a word, didn't he dig a hole for himself?
Cheng Yaojin had a bitter face and couldn't tell, His Majesty has already made arrangements, so can he still refute?
This shit, what a mess!
Cheng Yaojin looked constipated, and then he hated Fang Ce again.
If it weren't for that jug of wine, could it have become like this?
So Fang Ce became the culprit.
However, Fang Ce didn't have any worries. He had already led a hundred people into the latest technological research.
These one hundred people were just beating him up.
He started researching alone.
I contacted the person who poured Yexiang in advance, and the stone was delivered quickly.
Li Yun was also very happy when he hit the stone.
For the first time, I discovered that there are such interesting things in this world.
In Li Yun's words, that is, smashing rocks is fun for a while, and it's always fun when you keep hitting rocks.
The 1000 yuan stone was basically smashed by Li Yun alone, and the hammer was broken, but the powder of the stone was handed over to other people for refining.
Some went to chop wood, some fetched water, and some boiled stone powder.
Although I don't know what Fang Ce is doing, but come on, give money and pay for meals, who wouldn't want to live a life like this?
Everyone worked hard for Fang Ce.
Fang Ce didn't touch those stones directly.
All he needed was saltpeter refined from those stones.
After finding out the saltpeter, Fang Ce began to study gunpowder.
It's very simple, after all, it's a coercion.
The existence of hanging is the strongest weapon against this era.
As a coward, use saltpeter, sulfur, and charcoal to directly start researching one of the four ancient inventions.
This is an epoch-making thing.
But after only studying for a while, Fang Ce did not continue to study.
After all, there are still too few things now, and it is necessary to increase production to be able to more effectively manufacture what he needs.
Now, I still need to make money.
After all, making money is the first priority.
Without money, nothing can be done.
But Fang Ce knew that in this era, things like money were all concentrated in the hands of the aristocratic family.
It can be said that in the early years of the Tang Dynasty, Li Shimin, the poor emperor, had no money at all.
The most abundant thing on hand is land, but it cannot be used indiscriminately.
Things like money are really difficult to deal with.
It was a complete failure to get wine before. I originally wanted to make money from this, but before I made money, I was robbed of two pots.
What are you doing here?
That being the case, let's take another plan. For Zhenguanli, instead of exchanging titles with Li Shimin, just ask him for some money.
But now Li Shimin is in trouble.
"I can't find my way, it's really annoying!"
Fang Ce looked at the sky speechlessly, any problem that can be solved with money is not a problem.
The most important thing is that there is no money.
Who can give me some money?
Fang Ce was walking on the street, wandering aimlessly.
"Hey!"
Fang Ce bumped into someone suddenly.
"Fatty man, didn't you look at the road?"
Fang Ce saw a chubby brat in front of him, and immediately started cursing.
"Who are you? How dare you offend this king?"
Not to be outdone, the little fat man immediately roared.
Fang Ce was caught.
Well, although the little fat man fell to the ground, but the little fat man's guards are still very powerful.
The house policy was directly controlled.
Fang Ce was dumbfounded.
This shit, you can meet the prince even on the road?
But who is this little fat man?
However, Pangdun didn't give Fang Ce a chance at all, and took Fang Ce away directly.
Wei Wangfu
Arriving at this place, Fang Ce finally knew who this little fat man was.
Li Tai, king of Wei.
It's so hot, I just bumped into someone on the street, and it turned out to be Wei Wang Li Tai.
To be honest, Fang Ce is really a pain in the ass.
"Don't say that this king won't give you a chance. This king asks you a question. If you can answer it, then I will let you go. If you can't answer it, then..."
Li Tai was silent for a while, looked Fang Ce up and down: "Then lock him up and starve for three days."
Originally, Li Tai was thinking about a problem of his husband. After thinking about it for a long time, he couldn't figure out how to solve it.
Then I went shopping, usually while thinking about problems while shopping, who knew that I was suddenly bumped into by someone.
If the person who bumped into him can apologize properly, he won't care about it.
Who knew that this guy would open his mouth like a fat man?
Can this be tolerated?
After arresting him, he suddenly found that the clothes this guy was wearing were made of silk, and there was a look of Fang Xuanling between his brows, so he immediately thought of a solution.
"go ahead."
Fang Ce said that there is no pressure. If you can’t answer the questions of the ancients, then it’s okay?
Besides, everyone knows that this Li Tai likes arithmetic, and most of the questions asked here are about arithmetic.
The arithmetic problems of this era are nothing more than the elementary school problems of later generations.
Nothing.
Fang Ce was quite confident, but when he heard the topic.
Suddenly my brain hurts.
"Today there is a wall ten feet thick, and two rats wear it opposite each other. Rats are one foot a day, and mice are one foot a day. Rats double each day, and mice half a day. Question: When will we meet again? How much will each wear?"
(End of this chapter)
In the end, Cheng Yaojin was threatened by Mr. Miao, so he sobered up directly. This guy is more effective than any sobering tea.
Cheng Yaojin was taken by Eunuch Miao to the imperial study.
At this time, all the princes of the state are in the imperial study.
"Cheng Zhijie, you haven't sobered up yet?"
As soon as Cheng Yaojin came in, there was a strong smell of alcohol, and Li Shimin frowned.
But, he didn't say much.
After all, Cheng Yaojin went to drink with his approval.
"Your Majesty is sober, hastily called us over, are we going to fight? I want a vanguard officer!"
Cheng Yaojin looked indifferent, now Datang has ruled the world.
At most, they are small groups of rogues.
Isn't this just a matter of randomly arranging the juniors in a few families to make military achievements?
"Yo? Cheng Zhijie, you have a serious tone, okay, I'm sure!"
Li Shimin made a decision directly. After all, in Li Shimin's mind, this Eunuch Miao should have conveyed the content of yesterday's discussion to Cheng Yaojin.
He didn't know that when Cheng Yaojin came over, he was drunk and dragged Eunuch Miao's sore feet.
Eunuch Miao didn't say anything to Cheng Yaojin at all.
When Cheng Yaojin saw the people present, he knew there was going to be a war.
But I don't know what to fight.
Directly asked for the position of a vanguard officer.
"Turks control millions of strings, approaching Chang'an, Cheng Zhijie, you lead the vanguard battalion, mainly harassing, don't force yourself with them, can you do it?"
Control a million strings?
Straight to Chang'an?
What the hell!
Cheng Yaojin was immediately dumbfounded.
How is this played?
Chang'an has a maximum strength of [-] to [-] troops, and the guards of the imperial city are also counted. How can this **** fight?
There are millions of people controlling the strings, and here are [-] to [-] troops.
For the Pioneer Battalion, there are at most 3000 people, and these [-] people are all for death.
As a vanguard officer, I probably won't be able to come back.
Eunuch Miao, you tricked me!
Generally speaking, for such an important matter, Eunuch Miao will definitely remind him.
But Eunuch Miao didn't say a word, didn't he dig a hole for himself?
Cheng Yaojin had a bitter face and couldn't tell, His Majesty has already made arrangements, so can he still refute?
This shit, what a mess!
Cheng Yaojin looked constipated, and then he hated Fang Ce again.
If it weren't for that jug of wine, could it have become like this?
So Fang Ce became the culprit.
However, Fang Ce didn't have any worries. He had already led a hundred people into the latest technological research.
These one hundred people were just beating him up.
He started researching alone.
I contacted the person who poured Yexiang in advance, and the stone was delivered quickly.
Li Yun was also very happy when he hit the stone.
For the first time, I discovered that there are such interesting things in this world.
In Li Yun's words, that is, smashing rocks is fun for a while, and it's always fun when you keep hitting rocks.
The 1000 yuan stone was basically smashed by Li Yun alone, and the hammer was broken, but the powder of the stone was handed over to other people for refining.
Some went to chop wood, some fetched water, and some boiled stone powder.
Although I don't know what Fang Ce is doing, but come on, give money and pay for meals, who wouldn't want to live a life like this?
Everyone worked hard for Fang Ce.
Fang Ce didn't touch those stones directly.
All he needed was saltpeter refined from those stones.
After finding out the saltpeter, Fang Ce began to study gunpowder.
It's very simple, after all, it's a coercion.
The existence of hanging is the strongest weapon against this era.
As a coward, use saltpeter, sulfur, and charcoal to directly start researching one of the four ancient inventions.
This is an epoch-making thing.
But after only studying for a while, Fang Ce did not continue to study.
After all, there are still too few things now, and it is necessary to increase production to be able to more effectively manufacture what he needs.
Now, I still need to make money.
After all, making money is the first priority.
Without money, nothing can be done.
But Fang Ce knew that in this era, things like money were all concentrated in the hands of the aristocratic family.
It can be said that in the early years of the Tang Dynasty, Li Shimin, the poor emperor, had no money at all.
The most abundant thing on hand is land, but it cannot be used indiscriminately.
Things like money are really difficult to deal with.
It was a complete failure to get wine before. I originally wanted to make money from this, but before I made money, I was robbed of two pots.
What are you doing here?
That being the case, let's take another plan. For Zhenguanli, instead of exchanging titles with Li Shimin, just ask him for some money.
But now Li Shimin is in trouble.
"I can't find my way, it's really annoying!"
Fang Ce looked at the sky speechlessly, any problem that can be solved with money is not a problem.
The most important thing is that there is no money.
Who can give me some money?
Fang Ce was walking on the street, wandering aimlessly.
"Hey!"
Fang Ce bumped into someone suddenly.
"Fatty man, didn't you look at the road?"
Fang Ce saw a chubby brat in front of him, and immediately started cursing.
"Who are you? How dare you offend this king?"
Not to be outdone, the little fat man immediately roared.
Fang Ce was caught.
Well, although the little fat man fell to the ground, but the little fat man's guards are still very powerful.
The house policy was directly controlled.
Fang Ce was dumbfounded.
This shit, you can meet the prince even on the road?
But who is this little fat man?
However, Pangdun didn't give Fang Ce a chance at all, and took Fang Ce away directly.
Wei Wangfu
Arriving at this place, Fang Ce finally knew who this little fat man was.
Li Tai, king of Wei.
It's so hot, I just bumped into someone on the street, and it turned out to be Wei Wang Li Tai.
To be honest, Fang Ce is really a pain in the ass.
"Don't say that this king won't give you a chance. This king asks you a question. If you can answer it, then I will let you go. If you can't answer it, then..."
Li Tai was silent for a while, looked Fang Ce up and down: "Then lock him up and starve for three days."
Originally, Li Tai was thinking about a problem of his husband. After thinking about it for a long time, he couldn't figure out how to solve it.
Then I went shopping, usually while thinking about problems while shopping, who knew that I was suddenly bumped into by someone.
If the person who bumped into him can apologize properly, he won't care about it.
Who knew that this guy would open his mouth like a fat man?
Can this be tolerated?
After arresting him, he suddenly found that the clothes this guy was wearing were made of silk, and there was a look of Fang Xuanling between his brows, so he immediately thought of a solution.
"go ahead."
Fang Ce said that there is no pressure. If you can’t answer the questions of the ancients, then it’s okay?
Besides, everyone knows that this Li Tai likes arithmetic, and most of the questions asked here are about arithmetic.
The arithmetic problems of this era are nothing more than the elementary school problems of later generations.
Nothing.
Fang Ce was quite confident, but when he heard the topic.
Suddenly my brain hurts.
"Today there is a wall ten feet thick, and two rats wear it opposite each other. Rats are one foot a day, and mice are one foot a day. Rats double each day, and mice half a day. Question: When will we meet again? How much will each wear?"
(End of this chapter)
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