The first lunatic of the Tang Dynasty

Chapter 86 A Failed Air Raid [Fourth Change]

"What? Haven't heard of my name?"

Fang Ce smiled, not caring at all, and then said: "But it's okay, you will see it soon."

"what……"

As soon as Xiaoqian wrote two words on the ground, Fang Ce picked her up and found a piece of rag from the firewood room. These are leftovers for making rags, and she wrapped it up for Xiaoqian. Then it was on the shoulder again.

Fang Ce took Xiaoqian directly to the military base in Huduzhou, which was named by Fang Ce. When he arrived here, he threw Xiaoqian into the basket, and then moved two boxes of explosives to start the hot air balloon.

These explosives were made by people invited by Fang Ce after he came to Huduzhou. These people were all selected by Fang Ce to stay.

So Fang Ce was very relieved of them. The formula for making gunpowder had been handed over to them, and they were the ones who came up with it.

Fang Ce set off directly in a hot air balloon with gunpowder.

Target Wuling.

At this time, Xiaoqian was shivering in the basket of the hot air balloon.

It actually flew up, this person really didn't lie to her.

"very scary!"

Seeing this scene, Xiaoqian trembled a little.

Acrophobia.

But Fang Ce didn't bother with her, and directly dragged her to the side of the bamboo basket.

Ask her to look down and show him the way.

However, just as Fang Ce pulled Xiaoqian over and looked down, Xiaoqian suddenly felt as if she had passed out.

Then a foul smell came out.

"!!!"

Fang Ce is speechless, how high is this?

Actually scared to pee, and then passed out, do you want to do this?

But Xiaoqian had fainted, and Fang Ce didn't have any thoughts.

But he still wanted to try it. After all, Wuling is not very big. Standing in the air, he could see far away. After a while, Fang Ce saw a peach blossom forest.

Immediately controlled the hot air balloon and flew over.

After carefully looking around the peach blossom forest, he didn't find any hidden valleys or anything like that.

What is this scenario?
The so-called Holy Land could not possibly be on Earth.

According to Tao Yuanming's description, that place should be a valley.

It's not a deep valley either, it should be near the peach blossom forest.

Fang Ce searched for a while and found that he couldn't find the so-called holy place, so he was a little unhappy!
"Since I can't find it, I'll blow it up!"

A dynamite pack was ignited and dropped.

"Stab! Poof!"

When the explosive fell into the peach grove, thick smoke suddenly appeared, and then a flash of light burst out, and finally there was no sound.

"..."

This is not gunpowder made by myself. I took it out without testing it. It really is not very good.

Fang Ce glanced at the unconscious Xiaoqian, blushed in a rare old way, and then left directly.

It's so embarrassing, this crap is actually a failure!

Go back and educate these guys well, the gunpowder produced will not explode.

Fang Ce drove the hot air balloon back to the voyage, and Xiaoqian woke up not far away.

"Holy place!"

Xiaoqian suddenly looked back, this time she was fine, but suddenly resisted the sharp pain in her jaw and said two words, and then started crying.

Fang Ce glanced back, and then saw that there was a fire behind him, and the smoke soaring into the sky was floating behind him.

"..."

Seeing the smoke, Fang Ce looked down, and it turned out that the peach blossom forest was on fire.

Although the explosive package just now did not explode, it produced a huge fire and directly set the entire peach forest on fire.

But Xiaoqian didn't see the scene just now, and thought that Fang Ce took advantage of her coma to kill and set fire, and finally left in the air.

"Crack!"

Fang Ce reached out and rested Xiaoqian's chin.

"Why, why! Why didn't you kill me!"

Xiaoqian asked Fang Ce while crying.

Fang Ce shook his head: "It's just an interest, and it's also a warning. I didn't do anything to your so-called holy land. I just set a fire and burned the peach blossom forest."

Fang Ce suddenly looked at Xiaoqian, and said, "This is just a warning. From now on, you can be a girl by my side, bring me tea and water, and by the way, be responsible for keeping me warm when I need it." Bed."

"Didn't you say you let me go?"

"Did I say when?"

"..."

Xiaoqian was silent, she really didn't say anything, and then she directly scolded: "Shameless! Hooligan! Liar! Devil!"

"Okay, just put your chin on, do you want to be dumb again?"

Hearing this, Fang Ce became a little irritable. He has no tendency to be a masochist.

He doesn't have a good temper to scold him like that.

"Come on! Isn't that what you are anyway?"

Xiaoqian was not false at all, and directly attacked.

"Who am I?"

Fang Ce laughed back angrily, and asked, "What kind of person am I? Have you known me for a long time? Do you know what kind of person I am?"

Fang Ce was a little speechless. It's been a long time since we've known each other, and I feel like she knows me very well.

This tone is probably too much.

"Hmph! Who in this world doesn't know that you peeked at a girl taking a bath at the age of three? You started adultery at the age of five, and you murdered the whole family at the age of seven, destroying people all over the house? Just because your second uncle is Fang Xuanling, you commit all kinds of crimes?"

"..."

Fang Ce fell silent, and only one of the girl's words was true.

Everything else is false.

It looks like someone is deliberately trying to discredit him.

This girl has been spoiled by others, is my room policy like this?
Are you kidding me?
"Little girl, who did you listen to? It seems that this person has a deep misunderstanding of me. It seems that I need to have a good chat with him."

Fang Ce is no longer angry now, he just wants to know who this guy who ruined his reputation is.

Then he was slaughtered.

"Little girl?"

Xiaoqian glanced at Fang Ce, and then said disdainfully, "I'm already old this year, so you don't seem to be as old as my old lady."

"..."

Not to mention, it's really bigger than the current housing policy.

But Fang Ce is no longer Fang Ce, so in theory, Fang Ce is still older than Xiaoqian.

"You are my little maid now, what are you talking about? No big or small, tell me, who did you listen to?"

Fang Ce didn't have time to talk to Xiaoqian about this, he just wanted to know who it was.

"Hmph, if you want to know, I'm going to tell you? No way!"

"Hehe, I think you'll tell me."

After Fang Ce said this, he rushed towards Xiaoqian and hugged her in his arms.

"Say it quickly, don't say it, think about what will happen to you."

As Fang Ce spoke, he raised his eyebrows, and the smile on his face gradually faded.

　The fourth update, please recommend a ticket... At noon, I used my mobile phone to engage in a chapter during meal time... My hand hurts... Do you have a recommendation ticket?
　　


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