Taboo Master

Chapter 415
Old Ghost Zhuge said that this is the place where he wants to move his grave.

Although I don't know the reason why he wants to move here, but I can't control so much at this time, as long as he settles down, the task will be considered complete, as for the future, that's his business.

This time I discussed with Conan, let him wait for us here for a while, because we have to go back after burying the bones of the old ghost Zhuge, Conan agreed, let us try to hurry up, he said, if you delay for a long time, More than an hour, but I have to charge drops.

I'm speechless, this guy looks like a dog at night, how come he looks like a black car driver during the day?
In order not to waste too much money, I didn't waste time, and Xiaobai and I went straight up the mountain, Lan Ning followed, and came to a barren hill. Take out the bag of bones, call out Zhuge Old Ghost, and ask him how this place is.

When the old ghost Zhuge arrived here, he looked very excited and felt refreshed. He looked around, shook his head and said, "This place is not very good. Come with me. I will choose the place myself. Hehe, I am better at this than you guys." .”

He is a Feng Shui master, so he is naturally better than us, but I am a little speechless, seeing the Zhuge old ghost running ahead happily, I feel awkward all over.

This guy is actually looking for a grave for himself, which is weird enough when you think about it.

After walking into the mountains for a while, the old ghost Zhuge was still walking forward, and I began to feel that something was wrong, so I stopped the old ghost Zhuge and said, "Don't go, let's see where it fits, anyway, you have no descendants , besides, you have been dead for more than 200 years, which is almost enough, and you don’t expect your descendants to be blessed, prosper, etc., so why pay attention to it?”

In fact, I was a little worried that something might happen, because I have already recognized it. From here onwards, I will soon reach the deep ditch that day. I have not forgotten that big and terrifying python. If it enters its territory, it's nothing to look for.

Old ghost Zhuge smashed his mouth, looked around, and said somewhat reluctantly: "Then... okay, then there is no need to bother, just under the pine tree in front."

"okay!"

I responded, and then Xiaobai and I walked over, picked up the tools, first cleaned up the weeds, dead branches, rotten leaves, etc. on the ground, and then started digging holes.

This is the first time for me to do this job, Xiaobai probably is too, he is in a good mood now, digging graves hard, chatting with the old ghost Zhuge next to him from time to time, for example...

"You always want a deep grave, is one meter enough?"

"Well, can you make it wider and longer? This way you can sleep comfortably..."

"By the way, do you want to set up a tombstone or something for you?"

"Hey, it's broken..."

I couldn't bear his nagging anymore, so I rolled my eyes and said, "Can you stop for a while, are you tired? Something is broken?"

Xiao Bai scratched his head and said, "We didn't prepare a coffin for him..."

I was speechless for a while, looked back at Old Ghost Zhuge and said, "How about it, do you still need a coffin?"

"Uh, this..." Old Ghost Zhuge really hesitated, I poked the shovel on the ground and said, "Don't even think about it, there is no coffin even if you think about it, if you can dig a hole for you in this barren mountain Not bad, isn’t there a bag here, it should be a coffin.”

"Then... well, actually I don't pick and choose, just have a pit. Well, you have worked hard... I feel really sorry for running so far to dig my grave, and I will get it later. Well, I invite you to come in as guests..."

I suppressed the urge to kick him, rolled my eyes and said, "Forget it, Xiaobai might be able to go in with you, I don't want to go to the grave early, I haven't lived enough yet..."

I was depressed for a while, what is this called?
Next, the two of us stepped up to dig the grave with picks and shovels.

As the land was dug up little by little, the new tomb of Zhuge Old Ghost began to appear in front of his eyes. It was actually a big pit, more than one meter long and half a meter wide. I made a gesture to fit it into the bag .

"What do you think, is this new home not bad?" I greeted Old Ghost Zhuge, who had been squatting beside him and staring helplessly. He frowned and said, "This...isn't it a bit too narrow? It feels like a buried dog. Yes..."

I took the bag and said to him: "You only occupy such a large area now, why, do I have to dig a huge pit for you that can hold a large nanmu coffin?"

"The giant pit is not necessary, but you have misunderstood a little bit, we ghosts, the soul needs to be stretched in it. Look at my height, it is quite crowded to lie in it? Please, you will give it again." Use some strength, good people will do it to the end..."

The old ghost Zhuge almost begged, and Xiaobai also said: "Yes, brother, my grandfather also said before that if the place where ghosts live is uncomfortable, too narrow, or the feng shui environment is not good, they will feel resentful." Well, if you don’t do it well, it’s easy to become a ghost.”

"A ghost...why, Mr. Zhuge, you don't live well and you still want to turn into a ghost?" I asked the old ghost Zhuge, and he quickly shook his head and said, "Where is it? I just want to sleep more comfortably, so I will trouble you..."

I said speechlessly: "Okay, then I will try harder..."

So Xiaobai and I continued to swing the shovel and pick, and it took another half an hour to finally double the size of Zhuge Old Ghost's grave. Being rich and rich, Old Ghost Zhuge smiled in satisfaction, and nodded his thanks incessantly.

"Okay, the grave has been dug. Don't be too polite this time, old man. Please come in." I said to Old Ghost Zhuge.

But he was not in a hurry, he looked at me and said, "Well, have you brought offering incense and candles? Is there paper money or something?"

I was stunned, yes, isn’t that right, these things should be brought to the grave, but I didn’t even think of it in a hurry, Xiaobai and I looked at each other, he obviously forgot, and couldn’t help scratching He nodded and said, "Oh, it seems like I'm really not prepared for this..."

In fact, we can't blame us for this. Originally, when it comes to moving the grave, it is normal to prepare these things, but the situation of this old ghost Zhuge is not normal at all. From digging the grave to moving the grave, this guy is always present. Come to think of it, how about preparing burning paper offerings for such a guy who just chatted with us and spanked us?
"I'm sorry, I really forgot to bring it. Otherwise, you should sleep in first. It's pretty rough anyway, so you can live in a rough house first. Later, we will buy offerings, burning paper incense candles, etc., and then I will give you an immediate room." A monument, and I will put some wreaths around it for you, it should work, right?"

I snapped my fingers and calculated with Old Ghost Zhuge, and he said with some embarrassment: "Well, it's okay to make up later, but it's nothing, I can't sleep in, it's against the rules. After I fall asleep, the ghosts around me will come to beat the autumn wind, and if they see that I have nothing, then I should not be bullied?"

I wondered: "No way, why does this seem like a prisoner has just entered the prison, do you still have to offer sacrifices to the surrounding ghosts?"

He nodded and said: "Well, not only ghosts, but also some local errands, mountain gods, land, these are often dealt with, which kid is not served well, which god is not worshiped, that's all. You will be at a disadvantage, you know, the rules of this underworld are similar to those of your government in Yangjian, there are rich men and poor men..."

I'm speechless, what the hell is this rule?Could it be that people are bullied by government yamen while they are alive, and bullied by yamen of the underworld even after death?This is really, the world is as black as crows...

"Then... well, but it's definitely too late to find the offerings temporarily, and we have to wait until we come back to talk about paper money and so on."

"But... I know you are a very busy person. If you leave now, when will you come back? What if you leave me behind and I will guard an empty grave?"

The old ghost Zhuge said with a pitiful look, I frowned, and was unable to come up with an idea, Xiaobai suddenly said: "By the way, brother, why don't we search in this mountain to see if there is anything that can be used as a sacrifice?" ?”

"What can there be in this mountain?" I asked, and Xiaobai chuckled: "Maybe it might be, let's look for it."

"Okay then, look for it...then you just wait here, we'll go back as soon as we go." I said to Old Ghost Zhuge.

(End of this chapter)