the last man in the galaxy

Chapter 5 The Immortals Picking Beans
I didn't expect that I, Li Jinsong, who was famous in the first life, even the old man Zhang and the zombies of the Yaozu, could not kill me. Today, I will be wronged to death. Forget it, beheading is only a scar as big as a bowl, I don't care about it, it's just This male body... will always be in pain.

Wait, the scar that is as big as a bowl...

By the way, bowl, Li Jinsong had an idea, he remembered an ancient magic trick - the fairy picking beans.

This kind of magic can be said to be very popular in China. It existed in the Song Dynasty. There was once a magic master named Liu Qian who performed an upgraded version of Immortal Picking Beans at the Spring Festival Gala, which won applause from the audience.

Li Jinsong knew a thing or two about this magic trick, but he was not proficient in the technique. It was okay to deceive children, but could he deceive these aliens?And even if the performance is successful, what can such a simple magic show?The powerful laser of Venus is said to be a small skill by them.

Forget it, now, the dead horse is a living horse doctor.

Bite the bullet and took out two bowls and a chopstick, and took out a few beans from the food. The key to the fairy picking beans is the technique. The beans are hidden in the palm of the hand. When the bowl is covered, put the beans in. My technique is not fast. At that time, there was a party in my class and he went on stage to perform. I don't know if I can bluff so many people.

It's up to fate.

Hell should not accept virgins, right?Lord Yan is also a man, so he should understand the pain of dying without sex.

Bite the bullet and lined up the three beans, holding chopsticks in one hand, everyone looked puzzled, wondering what they were doing.

Li Jinsong picked up a bean in the middle with his right hand and put it in his left hand, and then put it into the left bowl with his left hand. In fact, it was an illusion. The bean was still in his right hand, and the left bowl was empty. Cover it with the right bowl. Li Jinsong picked up a bean, and quietly put the bean hidden in his right hand into the bowl, so there were two beans in the bowl, and finally Li Jinsong picked up the third bean.

"Guess how many beans are in the bowl on the right?"

Everyone was puzzled, isn't this nonsense, of course it's a bean, the prime minister replied with some contempt: "I don't know what kind of mystery God envoys, there is only one bean in it."

Li Jinsong smiled, and a stone fell from his heart. These aliens seemed to have never seen magic before, so it was easy to fool around, "Look, I will transform the beans in my hand." He pointed his chopsticks, Spread out your left hand, the beans you picked up in full view just now disappeared (in your right hand), and you used chopsticks to push aside the bowl on the right, and sure enough there were two beans in it.

Seeing everyone's stunned expressions, Li Jinsong's confidence increased greatly.Cover the bowl again with his right hand, and put the third bean into the bowl by the way, "Guess again, how many beans are here."

"Two...two." The prime minister was not sure.

Li Jinsong smiled, and opened the bowl with chopsticks, there were three beans in it, and then opened the bowl on the left, it was empty.

Everyone was stunned, Li Jinsong was very satisfied with this effect, but this did not explain the ability of the envoy, in Li Jinsong's impression, the envoy should be the kind that can destroy the world, but even the high-tech laser can only be regarded as a trivial skill , Can this kind of mentally handicapped magic work? Forget it, let it be fate. If you are lucky enough to survive, you will definitely have oil on your feet tomorrow. Even if the princess promises her body, I will not stay here anymore.

A white-clothed priest suddenly knelt down, "The long-lost space magic! My God, I was lucky enough to see the space magic that only gods can use in legends. It really is a death without regret." As he spoke, The priest in white was crying all the time.

All the priests knelt on one knee, with tears in their eyes, worshiping heaven and earth, and muttering prayers in their mouths.

Li Jinsong was dumbfounded, completely dumbfounded, he never dreamed that these idiots would sneer at the laser, but was moved to tears by this magic trick to deceive children.

The faces of all the ministers were respectful, and they also knelt down to pray. Even the eyes of the seventh princess, who had always been as cold as ice, showed a hint of admiration, and the eyes that looked at Li Jinsong softened a lot.

The entire hall was full of devotion and holiness, Li Jinsong stood among the officials, very reluctantly, accepted all the worship of the officials.

No wonder they were beaten to the ground by the demon clan. They turned out to be a group of fools who didn't understand technology and only practiced superstition.

After praying for a long time, King Minchu got up from the ground, his face changed slightly, and he said, "Nanfeng!"

"The guilty minister is here!" The prime minister rolled out of his seat in fear and fear, and almost crawled into the hall.

"If you question the existence of God, you should know the consequences."

"The guilty minister knows, the guilty minister knows." The prime minister's fat body trembled unceasingly. Minchu is a theocracy, and anyone who questioned the gods would be burned to death.

"I missed you this time because of ignorance and confusion. If the envoy can forgive you, I will save you from being burned at the stake. Why don't you apologize to the envoy?" Of course the king didn't want to execute the prime minister. He said this just to appease the envoy. .

The prime minister crawled to the front of Li Jinsong's table, "I don't know Mount Tai with my eyes, please ask God to make you forgive me."

Li Jinsong put on an indifferent look, crossed his legs, bit a toothpick, and gently trimmed his nails—oh, no, he nailed them. "I'm fine, but you have disobeyed God just now, and I can't help it."

"Please also ask the envoy to say something nice to the true god, I really didn't mean it." The prime minister knelt on the ground and kowtowed.

"Well, yes, I will, but well, you know how to sacrifice to the gods, there must be some sacrifices, such as cows, sheep and so on."

The prime minister is a smart man who is proficient in officialdom, and when it comes to this point, there is no reason why he doesn't understand, and he nods his head. "Tomorrow, I will send someone to deliver the sacrifice and incense money to the envoy of God, please rest assured, Lord Envoy of God, please rest assured."

When Li Jinsong heard it, he was overjoyed, it feels so good to be an official.Although he once scolded corrupt officials, the situation would not be much better if he were replaced.Of course, ordinary people's money cannot be taken, but for this kind of beast's money, Li Jinsong's point of view is not to take it for nothing, but to take as much as you have.

"God, after all, he is tolerant. The Prime Minister is not guilty. I will make it clear to God tomorrow. Haha, let's drink, drink." Make a fortune, it's cool.

All the ministers looked embarrassed. This envoy is too incompetent. If he asks for a bribe in front of the king, isn't he afraid that the king will lose face?
Can't hold back your face?Just kidding, there is nothing to hold on to this, Bai Yunfeng's face turned into a flower with a smile, what is there to mind, due to years of fighting, the national treasury can't be opened, now someone pays for him to bribe Li Jinsong, Bai Yunfeng is happy, and there is no hurry, What do you mind.These vampires, it's time to spit out a little bit of the people's fat and people's ointment that you searched for the common people, and consider it a contribution to the country.

The prime minister is the head of the ministers, even he said that he wanted to give a gift, can he not express it?Giving gifts may not be beneficial, but if you don't give gifts, you may face disaster. Now that Li Jinsong is the savior, his prestige definitely surpasses that of Bai Yunfeng.

So, everyone started their own calculations.Everyone is calculating others, and everyone is being calculated by others.

Well, let's see who plotted whom.

What the ministers want is to have a good relationship with Li Jinsong and to have a prosperous official career.

The officials Bai Yunfeng wanted to pay for himself, win over Li Jinsong, and recover Zhongzhou.

What Li Jinsong thought was - after taking the money, pat his ass and leave.

If these ministers and the king knew about Li Jinsong's little plan, they might not even be able to cry.

The banquet ended in a fiery atmosphere. Accompanied by several court ladies, Li Jinsong walked towards his residence.

Venus followed him with flapping wings, she had recovered a lot.It still feels a little guilty for not helping Li Jinsong.

Li Jinsong's temporary residence is the noble hotel in the palace, which is usually used to entertain foreign envoys, and only those who are above the prince level are eligible to stay.It's more luxurious, if not high-tech, than the Galaxy Hotel.

The window rails are patterned with phoenixes and dragons, the floor tiles are smooth and can be seen, and a person-high gilded incense burner with bird and animal patterns burns faintly and intoxicatingly.

Gradually hearing the sound of rushing water, the maid brought Li Jinsong to the bathroom of the expensive hotel. As soon as he entered the door, a gust of warm air rushed towards his face, and the curling water mist shrouded everything in a hazy state, making it inappropriate to see.

Li Jinsong rubbed his eyes, approached the bathtub, opened his mouth wide enough to stuff eggs, "Wow, this is too fucking exaggerated."

A circular bathing pool big enough for ten people to bathe together. Rose petals are scattered on the emerald green water surface. The water vapor is full of fragrance and the nose is full of fragrance. Changed the bath water.It's like a fairyland in Yaochi.

Li Jinsong couldn't wait to take off his clothes and go in for a refreshment, but saw a plump girl coming out of the smoke. Her skin was as delicate as porcelain, her delicate lips were full of charms, her watery eyes looked forward to life, and her forehead Her bangs were dripping with water, obviously she had been waiting here for a long time.

Li Jinsong swallowed a mouthful of saliva, vaguely remembering that she was a woman who danced for the princess at the banquet, why is she here, could it be...

After having such dirty thoughts, his eyes couldn't help but move down, but he almost spit out a nosebleed when he saw it.

(End of this chapter)