doomsday son-in-law

Chapter 1396 Why Do You Say I'm Good-looking

When Yunlong said everything in horror, Guan Feng couldn't believe it even more.

She frowned and looked at Yang Mu, she really felt that his sullen face was a bit annoying.

Guan Feng never believed that Yang Mu did it to Yunlong after he saw something, it was simply a mistake.

The matter is very simple, Yunlong went out to roam the rivers and lakes, but ended up in this big mountain, where he was captured by a group of bandits, and even became the husband of a fat female bandit. Become a weak and timid person, do not cling to teenage madness, and become a softie.

The bandits in this mountain had something to do with Birdman. They inquired about the news and knew that the Guan family was going to march through here, so they passed the news to Birdman.

The birdman asked the bandits to find a way to sneak attack and kill the spirit of the new army.

So the bandits gathered about 4 people in the mountains, and they had set up many traps in the Dashangou fifty miles away. That was the most common way to cross the mountains, and the bandits thought that the large troops would definitely go there.

But I'm worried what if they make a detour?That's why I want to send someone over to investigate.

Yunlong Mao himself said that he could do this because he and the Guan family are neighbors.

As soon as the king of the mountain was happy, he let him come, but only warned him:

"If you dare not to do anything, I will pass on the fact that you took refuge in bandits and became a birdman's confidant. First, you will be ruined, and then I will send masters to kill your whole family. You know, for us, maybe we can't beat that Guan Dongfeng's 30 troops, but if you want to take your life, it's still relatively easy."

Yunlong was terrified when he heard this, and quickly expressed his loyalty.

So he came back this time as a real spy. He didn't expect to be jealous by Yang Mu just after meeting Guan Feng. So many things happened.

I don't know if Yunlong was too unlucky, or Yang Mu got shit luck.

Guan Feng was still speechless for a long time after hearing Yunlong's story, and looked at Yang Mu coldly for a long time.

At this time, people finally came to the camp, and Yunlong's shout was heard far away, but there was indeed a little distance between the two sides, so they searched for a long time before finding it.

"Tie him up and take him back."

Guan Feng ordered, and the soldiers moved immediately.

Yang Mu walked up to Guan Feng, smiled and said:

"Should I be credited with credit?"

"I told you to stop but you didn't obey. It is a serious crime to disobey the general's order outside. It happened that you caught a spy and counted your merits. The merits and demerits are equal."

"Ha, interesting and interesting, okay, who made you look good, listen to you."

"What did you say?"

Guan Feng glared at Yang Mu angrily, as if very angry.

"what happened?"

"What a prodigal son!"

The word prodigal son means that Yang Mu is a playboy, which is absolutely derogatory.

Yang Mu has used minions to scout for several days, and he still understands the meaning of some specific words.

But he didn't know what he was saying, so he asked Guan Feng to say that she was a playboy?He didn't have much contact with this little girl.

"You woman is also interesting, why do you say that about me?"

"Are you still quibbling? Who just said I'm good-looking?"

"I'm speechless."

It turned out to be this sentence.

Yang Mu pondered for a while before saying:

"I really don't understand what's wrong with this sentence? Didn't the little boy still say he admired you that day? It's love at first sight, and I don't see you getting angry."

"Have you never been to school?"

"what?"

"What Mr. Xiao said is to express his true inner thoughts. A man who is so ordinary is very frank. A gentleman shows others frankly. Why not?"

"This"

"And you come to comment on my appearance, you are not my husband or friend, how can you comment on my appearance? It is really shameless, very rude! Rude!"

What the hell!

Yang Mu was really confused this time.

It turns out that in this world, men are not allowed to comment on strange women casually. It is rude to say that she is good-looking; I know.

"Say it! Why do you say I'm good-looking?"

"Then you...then you really look good!"

"rude!"

"Okay, you won! You are ugly, you are ugly, you are ugly beyond the sky."

Yang Mu is at a loss. They are separated by several worlds, and the generation gap is too big to communicate, so why don't they wait for the Chinese New Year?

So Yang Mu ran away after saying something, feeling angry and funny about it.

I don't know if Guan Feng was angry for a long time, anyway, at night, the orders were issued one after another.

The mountain road continued to be built, and at the same time, the vigilance was strengthened, and the scope of investigation was expanded to three miles away.

It doesn't work too far away, the more people spread out, the smaller the density of the warning area will be, and the more likely it is for people to infiltrate.

Yang Mu didn't want Guan Feng to be troubled, so he released all his more than 1000 minions and took on the task of investigation.

The construction period is expected to be completed in the morning of the day after tomorrow. Of course, the level of construction in this world cannot be compared with modern times, and Yang Mu and Ba Linglong are not in a hurry. Anyway, their mission is not to hurry, but to wait for people like the Blue Devils to arrive.

Orsay believes that people who fantasize about the overlord will always find the last Guan Feng, so they have to wait for this stop.

Yang Mu still doesn't know much about Ba Linglong's strength.

After dinner, she was found sitting on the grass on the hillside with wild flowers in her hands.

Yang Mu walked over curiously, sat beside her and said:
"Since you don't have real clothes, wouldn't there be a lot of grass hanging on your buttocks sitting on the ground?"

"People of the old age, don't use your childish eyes to judge things you don't understand."

"Hey, I'm not commenting, I'm just curious."

Ba Linglong still looked the same, but maybe Yang Mu had gotten used to her and didn't find her arrogance annoying.

"You see, animals in nature don't wear clothes. They all live on the earth. Why do only humans need them?"

"Humans are an immigrant race."

"However, human beings have lived on this planet for many years and have become the overlord of the planet. How can they not adapt to the climate?"

"You look good."

Yang Mu suddenly said that he just wanted to experiment and see if Ba Linglong would also come to get angry with him, calling him a playboy.

Ba Linglong looked sideways at Yang Mu.

"what?"

Being watched by her, Yang Mu couldn't help asking first.

"I have been through a lot of low-level worlds like yours, so I understand the meaning of your words."

"Ha, then tell me what I mean."

"Male creatures use some actions to tell female creatures that they are in heat. The same is true for humans in the low-level world. You say I am beautiful, but you just want to attract my attention, and then do that kind of thing with me."

"Fuck, can you stop describing human senses in the same way you describe animals?"

"Isn't it? Then tell me, why do you say I'm good-looking?"

What the hell!

Never expecting Ba Linglong to question herself like this, Yang Mu was speechless again and again.

"All right, all of you are ugly, you are all ugly girls."

Yang Mu got up angrily, went back to sleep in his own tent, until dawn the next day, and the adjutant Zhao Sinian came in and told Yang Mu that the Pioneer officer was here.

Yang Mu got up and swayed without washing his face. He directly controlled the skin's surface oil and skin metabolites to fall off, and became a handsome young man again. He didn't show any color when he saw Guan Feng.

Guan Feng’s tent looks quite stylish, mainly because the seat formed by the tiger skin on the ground is more attractive, and there is a coffee table in front of him, and there is a small porcelain pot on the coffee table, and some small wild flowers are placed in the pot .

Yang Mu let out a breath, looking lazy and indifferent, but in fact he was already curious.

Offended her again yesterday, why did this woman call herself in the tent alone?Fully clothed, still wearing a veil, it was impossible for her to know that she could see her face through her veil and her figure through her clothes.

Well, not bad, probably better than Linglong.

Linglong's high-tech projection is very good. Yang Mu can see through the real clothes, but not her projection.

"What are you looking at?"

"meat"

"what?"

"Roujiamo, the Roujiamo on your table seems delicious."

"Hmph, are you hungry in the Pioneer Camp?"

"Okay, my vanguard officer, let's get down to business, why did you ask me to come?"

"This vanguard intends to suppress the bandits first."

"Fifty miles is not far, but there are 4 people on the other side, how many do you plan to take?"

"It doesn't take much, 2000 people."

Yang Mu admired Guan Feng's courage, and said:
"Two thousand against forty thousand? Are you confident?"

"It's just a mob, not to mention that so many people are also my Dongning people. They only wanted to treason after being coerced and lured by others. As long as I kill the bandit leader, I have the confidence to persuade those people to submit to us. 4 people are not small help."

"So what do you mean by calling me here?"

"Go out with me, aren't you very hostile?"

It turned out that she wanted to make herself a thug.

"Okay, but I have one request."

"what?"

"It's enough to take me, you don't need to take one more person."

"what?"

Guan Feng was stunned, not understanding what Yang Mu meant.

Yang Mu smiled and said:
"Don't you dare? Do you know what a crab is?"

"I don't know."

"A small animal that grows by the sea. It looks like a spider. Does the spider know?"

"know."

"Well, it's like a spider, but it still has an ugly shell on the outside. Most people feel disgusting when they see it. What do you think? Are spiders terrible insects in your eyes?"

"Of course, the spider represents bad luck. No one will have good luck if they see it. What on earth are you trying to say?"

"By the way, crabs also exist in this way. Anyway, anyone who sees them will avoid them and treat them as small monsters. Until one day, a brave man went to the seaside and caught a lot of crabs. Cook in the pot, do you know what happened next?"

Yang Mu looked at Guan Feng with a smile on his face.

In fact, he didn't know why the first person who ate crabs ate crabs under what circumstances, but he decided to make up such a story for Guan Feng, telling her that some things seemed impossible, but once she did it, she would Can get delicious food.

(End of this chapter)