doomsday son-in-law

Chapter 1548 The female monkey raised my hand
This was the most intimate night for the two of them, they hugged each other and had a lot of lingering, but in the end Yang Mu still didn't break through the last obstacle, he told her.

"Give you some more time to prepare. After all, I love you and don't want you to be wronged."

Yang Danchen, who had already been teased because of intimacy, was silent, but in his heart he was annoyed by the heat flowing in his body. A little Yang Danchen stood on her heart, shouting silently:
Prepare your grandma for a big watermelon!
Waking up early the next morning, Yang Mu's mood finally improved, and he laughed as soon as he woke up.

Yang Danchen, who hadn't slept much all night, was in a bad mood. Yang Mu greeted her, and softly blew in her ear. She kicked Yang Mu out of bed.

"Go away! Don't disturb my sleep!"

Yang Danchen was kicked on the ground inexplicably, after pondering for a while, he guessed, could it be that he was dissatisfied with his desire last night?So the heart is burning with anger?

Sticking out his tongue, Yang Mu ran away in a better mood, but he would not stay and continue to make Yang Danchen angry.

In the morning, I did business first and learned about the situation on the front line.

Xing Tian was a general on the battlefield, a marshal, and sent a battle report to the capital. Yang Mu nodded after reading it, and was very satisfied with his arrangement and future plans. If he did it himself, he might not necessarily have to do it Well, it can be seen that he is a battle-tested man. After all, he is a mercenary from the heavens. He has been doing this kind of work since he was a few years old. He has accumulated rich experience in the past 20 years. He was born for war. Just take him down, this does not mean that his strength is weak, the ghost king was killed by him, when Yang Mu entered the Demon City to fight the Twelve Kings, although he beat them too weak to fight back, he did not kill a single person , which is enough to prove Xing Tian's strength.

The birdman troops were also mobilized back to the southern border. The billions of people almost occupied most of the places, and it was easy to defend. The enemy's space-time gate teleported over, and they could dispatch troops to wipe them out immediately before they spread.

The communication network has also been established, and the space guide can be called at the first time to seal the time and space gate.

Yang Mu felt that it was almost the same, and after observing in this way, he could return to the Qin family and figure out the secrets there.

After the meeting, we socialized for a while.

After all, he is in a high position, but the officials around him are not familiar with him. Everyone wants to get acquainted with Yang Mu.

Bird people also have interpersonal relationships. Although they are much healthier than humans and do not have so many messy things, they are not completely noble.

Yang Mu didn't like it, but he could understand it, so he had a heart-to-heart talk with them and left after about an hour.

I walked around the house several times, but I didn't see Gu Li.

Yang Mu was also embarrassed to find someone to inquire about, and they broke up, so why should he care about what other people do when they go out.

With nothing else to do, Yang Mu went shopping alone.

It's rare that he is in a good mood, Yang Mu doesn't want to get in touch with anyone, especially women, he wants to stabilize his mood, and then go to Qin's house to show his skills.

This city is too familiar, all the places are imagined by Yang Mu, and the blueprint is in Yang Mu's heart.

The people on the street looked very comfortable. There were almost as many birdmen as humans. The war did not affect everyone's mood. Alien immigrants were the main body. They were facing the new world and adapting to a new life.

Yang Mu is the king, and the distance between him and these civilians is still relatively far. If he walks on the street without being recognized, he is just like an ordinary person.

Human society has made human beings, but with class divisions, it also binds human beings. Whether it is good or bad, Yang Mu has not thought about it for so many years.

Maybe it's not bad, it's like being free or alive, which one is more important, I'm afraid no human being can choose.

Yang Mu was strolling along when he saw a group of people in front of him. He didn't want to go there at first, but the people around him all walked over there, so Yang Mu followed the crowd and went.

So it was juggling?
Yang Mu thought so at first, but after watching it for a while, he realized that he was actually selling slaves.

Seeing this, Yang Mu was in a bad mood, he hated the traffickers the most, this was a heart disease.

How can this kind of existence be allowed in your own country?

Before he could get angry, Yang Mu was speechless after watching the meeting again.

This kind of trafficking turned out to be different from what I understood. It was a custom of the human race in the birdman planet.

When the son is old enough to marry a daughter-in-law, the poor family cannot afford to marry a daughter-in-law, so he has the habit of selling slaves.

Those boys are eager to be bought, so they can have a wife, right?

How could Yang Mu not be speechless, he was born as a door-to-door son-in-law, and compared with this group of young people, he has rich experience. Although he didn't feel ashamed to be a door-to-door son-in-law back then, it was indeed not an honorable thing.

"Grandma, these days, I'm really convinced."

Yang Mu talked to himself, and he was about to leave, but he didn't want someone to stop him suddenly.

"Wow! It's just you, you have been selected as our male god, hurry up and participate in the event!"

Forehead?
Yang Mu didn't understand what was going on, but he was Yang Mu after all, he could hear everyone's voices around him, and quickly figured out what a male god was.

It turns out that this kind of activity needs a template.

This is like a Taobao model.

Letting models wear beautiful clothes can also stimulate consumers' desire to buy.

Usually a big family comes together to hold such an event, and there are a dozen or so unworthy boys waiting for their natal family to show up and take them back to be sons-in-law.

This is looking for a big guy among the dwarfs, and it's all boys with bad conditions who are looking for a partner, so no one may be able to see it.

So we need to get such a model, a model.

Find the most handsome person from the crowd as a male model, and let the women bid first.

This kind of asking price is fake. Raise your hand once to add [-] coins. In this way, the host will select a beautiful woman from the crowd. In fact, there is no need to pay. The selection means success, and then the two will meet in the Surrounded by people expressing friendship, the people around will naturally boo, and this is the beginning of the show.

Then it is an honor to be selected as a male god. Since we are watching the excitement, according to the tradition, we must cooperate, otherwise we will smash the field and be criticized by others.

Although the law does not expressly stipulate that this needs to be punished, it is absolutely unacceptable in folk customs.

Yang Mu didn't know whether to laugh or cry, and could only be pushed up by them.

The host was very eloquent, and praised Yang Mu's appearance like nothing else in the sky.

Yang Mu was indeed excellent, and a group of women in the audience were all excited, and started shouting prices.

Among these people, Gu Li was full of surprise.

Since breaking up with Yang Mu successfully, her mood has not improved.

I don't know why, but I'm very irritable, and I always think of Yang Mu's decadence that day, that handsome side face, and those somewhat sad eyes.

I thought he was a scumbag, but he turned out to be someone who couldn't let go of him once he got to know him, but it's really annoying.

Feeling irritable, Gu Li went to the street alone today, and followed the crowd to this place, just like Yang Mu, the difference is that she hides in the crowd and cannot be seen by ordinary people.

Beside her, there was a very short, ugly looking woman who was very excited when she looked at her very old.

She originally occupied a powerful position, with the flower bed under her feet, so she could see Yang Mu's face.

But now I can't see her anymore. She was squeezed down, there were people in front and behind her, and she couldn't move.

But she was still trying to raise her hand, wanting to bid.

However, he raised his hand, but still couldn't let the host in front of him see it.

Gu Li was a little annoyed by her crowding, looked down, and was stunned.

Is this a woman, or a female monkey?
Hehe, it would be fun if she was asked to go on stage to sing a big show with Yang Mu. I don't know what kind of expression Yang Mu, a bad guy who loves beautiful women, will turn into.

"It's so annoying! Why can't they see, I've already raised my hand, girl! Please raise your hand for me, hurry up, you're tall!"

The female monkey finally found the beauty beside her, so she tried her best to lift her arm up.

Gu Li was very surprised. Because of the accident, she didn't react for a while, and her hand was already raised.

"Okay! That beauty! It's you! Haha, this is already the hundredth bid, and our opening ceremony has reached its climax. I announce that our male god will belong to this goddess! Let her Come up, please!"

kindness?
Who is the goddess?

Gu Li was still a little confused.

Just listen to the human voice:

"Unlucky, why did she call me a hundred, I was so anxious to death."

"Oh, there's no way, the host will call those who haven't raised their hands, we're too early."

"Look at you, this is really a beautiful woman, and she looks quite good with the handsome guy on the stage."

Gu Li was in a trance and wanted to run away, but there were people all around her, so she couldn't run away, so she was pushed off the stage.

Sure enough, she saw Yang Mu's surprised gaze.

Damn it, she knew it would happen, Yang Mu must be wondering why she raised her hand to pat him.

Now that something has happened, it's time to find a solution.

Nervous Gu Li rushed to Yang Mu's side, and said in a low voice:
"I was passing by and was crowded in. I didn't want to raise my hand, but a female monkey next to me raised my hand!"

After Gu Li finished speaking, she wanted to bite her tongue, what did she say?

Looking at Yang Mu's expression, he really didn't understand at all.

And he even laughed, how embarrassing it is to meet in this kind of situation, what are you laughing at!

"The female monkey is a short, fat and ugly old woman. Her hands are too short, so she asked me to help. The female monkey should be chosen instead of me."

Gu Li finally managed to explain.

"Oh."

Yang Mu snorted, and basically understood why this woman appeared here.

Well, let's settle down if it comes, isn't it just a chance encounter on the street, isn't it just to put on a show together?
"Okay, okay, don't talk, anyway, it's not your turn, so let's see them kiss."

"Yeah, hey, this couple must look good when they kiss."

"Tongue kiss! Tongue kiss!"

Yang Mu petrochemical, did not come to the last moment to do this.

I also had a deeper understanding of the customs of this nation. It turned out that even if strangers and men and women kiss fiercely in long occasions similar to this kind of event, it is okay. Not only will they not be criticized, but the more passionate the kiss, the more the host will If you feel happy, the people who eat melons will respond more enthusiastically.

Yang Mu frowned and looked sideways at Gu Li. This little female monkey's face was as pale as snow.

(End of this chapter)