doomsday son-in-law

Chapter 207
"Hahaha!"

"Hey hey hey!~"

In the corner, Hu Die and Lin Yue laughed together, and Yang Mu naturally accompanied them.

He smiled like a child, looking at the trouble he caused the two brothers.

The hut is made up of cabinets, and the floor is covered with quilts, just like Datong bunk, and it also looks like a kang in the Northeast. Everyone relies on the reclining seats.

"Look, look, she's all swollen!"

Nian Gao complained to Gu Dasen.

"No, no, even if Hongyi has more strength, he won't make you swollen. Let me see, it's really not there."

"Really, why do you always lose?"

Gu Dasen was crying, but he didn't know.

The situation of Yang Mu's fourth-level yellow is actually not well understood by everyone, and Yang Mu himself didn't mention it.

So they didn't know exactly how Yang Mu won, they just thought Yang Mu was amazing.

Gu Dasen and Nian Gao are bored there, Ah Shen is also very busy here, trying to cool down Pan Feng and Fang He, the two of them still have thick necks and stare, like two fighting cocks about to bump into each other.

At this time, Hongyi was well-behaved, hid aside and fell asleep.

When Yang Mu smirked, his eyes fell on her, and his smile gradually faded.

After getting along for a long time, sometimes I can't feel Hongyi's existence.

In fact, she is already very smart, and can understand most of Yang Mu's words, but her expressive ability is not good, and she is relatively simple.

What is the origin of such a Hongyi?

Recalling her immortal body, Yang Mu felt lingering fear.

It is good to be powerful, but this kind of strength does not belong to the earthlings, which makes people feel afraid.

"Brother, are you asleep?"

It was almost three o'clock in the afternoon, and there was a loud and strong voice outside.

"What is the leader?"

Yang Mu got up and went out, and saw Gao Daqiang standing outside the cabinet with a smile on his face.

"Haha, brother, I just heard that Lao Tian's family described in detail the process of you going out, it was really fierce!"

"It's nothing, I fled all the way outside, and I have more or less mastered the skills of killing zombies."

"It's like this. We were going to have a meeting at night, and we wanted you to talk to everyone, but everyone couldn't wait. I wanted to see if you have time. If so, why don't you teach everyone now? "

"Taking lessons? Let me be the teacher?"

"Yes, yes, what do you think, teacher?"

Yang Mu laughed, beating the child on a rainy day, and being idle is also idle.

"Okay, I can share some experiences."

After Yang Mu finished speaking, he went back and told everyone.

Ah Shen was very interested, but he was caught by Pan Feng and Fang He, thinking that they would fight if he left, so he could only watch Yang Mu leave helplessly.

The others didn't have much interest, Hu Die and Lin Yue lay there talking in a low voice, further exchanging feelings.

Gu Dasen is still doing Tai Chi with rice cakes.

Yang Mu followed Gao Daqiang to the crowd, and Gao Daqiang immediately asked everyone to stand in line.

Old people over the age of 50 don't want it, children under the age of 15 don't want it, and everyone else stands up.

In this way, there are almost 50 men in the men's team and 40 in the women's team.

Of course Yang Mu didn't have the consciousness to be a teacher.

Even if a 21-year-old is very mature, it is impossible not to have some preferences, or human weakness.

Yang Mu has experienced a heavy rain in his heart, and his mood is difficult to resolve. Now that he has the opportunity, he must release it.

As soon as Gao Daqiang finished his introduction, Yang Mu took over immediately without any stage fright.

"stand at attention!"

Everyone, including Gao Daqiang and his wife Jia Baocui, stood at attention. Gao Daqiang was the captain of the men's team, and Jia Baocui was naturally the captain of the women's team.

Yang Mu looked at the teams on both sides, and said dissatisfiedly:

"Why do kids and old people quit?"

Gao Daqiang hurriedly said:
"Report to Teacher Yang, they really don't have much fighting power."

"Do zombies care if you are an old man or a child? Tell you the truth! I personally think that training you is useless. All of you here are combined. If you are given ten zombies as opponents at this moment, they can kill you all. Believe me Do not believe?"

Everyone didn't dare to speak. Most of them still thought that Yang Mu's words were reliable. After all, zombies were really scary.

Yang Mu wandered around and said:
"If you don't have the determination to burn the boat, you won't be able to defeat the zombies. There is no way out when fighting zombies. Every time you are required to have the determination to burn the boat, if you don't understand this, you can't!"

Yang Mu began to talk eloquently.

In fact, he was just talking nonsense. It is unwise to let a semi-literate person who has only eavesdropped on a Chinese class give a lecture.

After talking in a daze for a long time, other people also listened in a daze.

Yang Mu finally said:

"All theoretical knowledge is for actual combat, and a team without actual combat spirit will never be able to form combat effectiveness! Since you have been divided into men's and women's teams, it's good, let's start actual combat training now, the men's team and the women's team will duel , remember, this is a battle of life and death, and you must not back down. What you are training is your courage and fighting awareness! Just here is the venue, with a distance of ten meters in the middle, and horizontal lines are drawn on both sides. Men and women fight each other. If everyone is knocked out of the horizontal line, they lose, and the losing group is not allowed to eat dinner!"

The women all cried out.

They think this is too unfair. Even if there are more women, how can they beat men?
Yang Mu had a sneer on his face.

Still the same reason, will zombies care if you are a man or a woman?

Fighting zombies certainly requires skill, but more important than skill is courage and fighting awareness.

Then these two points must be tempered through actual combat, there is no doubt about it.

Gao Daqiang is still a sensible person, after thinking about it for a while, he thinks that Yang Mu should be right.

It's just that there is no actual combat in theory, so there is a bird for it?
Gao Daqiang left the team, went to Yang Mu, and said loudly: "Let me sum it up, what Teacher Yang said is right, actual combat is very important! Then it is a good thing for the losing team not to eat. If you can't die of hunger every day, you can still survive." Lose weight. Ladies, don’t feel dissatisfied, if not, you go out to find food?”

In the women's team, there is also a bitch who is aggressive, shouting: "Okay! Let's go out to find food, so you guys don't get into our girls' beds at night! Teacher Li's daughter-in-law yesterday, did you guys sneak around in the middle of the night? Did it with you? It’s a lifetime away from the public, you two are too embarrassed, I’m just five meters away from you, I’m so angry!”

The people around all laughed, and a kid said:

"Third sister-in-law, why don't you drag third brother into bed with you, haha!"

My man sleeps like a pig, is it useful for my mother to pull me over?green
"It's useless if it's a bird, haha!"

The crowd roared with laughter.

Yang Mu also laughed, feeling that this group of people was very nasty, and somewhat uncomfortable.

Although Yang Mu is no longer a young man, he has not been upgraded to the old bacon level.

In fact, all human beings are going through this process.

From ignorance at the beginning, to shyness, to indifference, to being able to adjust the relationship between men and women, and finally being able to adjust the relationship between men and women with other people, to entertain myself, and to tell nasty jokes in public.

If it can reach the final state, it will be old bacon.

Yang Mu doesn't think it's bad. If others can do what he can't, then he needs to analyze and study, discard the dross and keep the essence.

Gao Daqiang said at this time: "Okay, okay, it's really not good to just let women fight with strong men. Let the elderly and children also participate. Let's all come together."

Now, more than 30 people joined the women's side, twice the number of men.

Gao Daqiang asked Yang Mu for instructions, and asked if such an arrangement was possible.

Yang Mu thought it was okay.

Then the fight was announced.

After hitting it, Yang Mu frowned.

This is not a fight, it is clearly a quarrel.

"You dare to hit your father! Get out!"

"Do you want to kneel on the washboard!"

"Daddy, let's win, shall we?"

"Dad! He hit me, woo woo woo!"

All of a sudden, there was chaos in the line.

Yang Mu looked a little disappointed, this was not an actual combat training, but a play house.

This kind of training will not have any effect, and no one will make progress.

In the end, the elderly, children and women won.

The men don't feel ashamed, they think they are very gentlemen, humility is a virtue.

"Teacher Yang, how do you think the fight is going this time?"

Gao Daqiang came to Yang Mu and talked with a smile.

"Same as shit!"

Yang Mu was not polite at all, making Gao Daqiang blush a little.

"God! Call out Pan Feng and Fang He."

Pan Feng and Fang He kept staring at each other from beginning to end, it's time for them to vent.

Everyone was a little surprised to see Yang Mu calling the two delicate women out, and they didn't know what he was going to do.

"You two, let's fight, don't tear your clothes, don't hurt your vitals, do whatever else you want."

Yang Mu arranged the rules of the game, and Pan Feng and Fang He fought together without saying a word.

This time, everyone was dumbfounded.

Is this a woman fighting?
Too bloody and violent, right?

The women were shocked, and so were the men.

They felt that even if they went up to fight either of these two women, they might not have a chance of winning.

It's not that they became masters of martial arts immediately, but the ruthlessness with which they fight is really amazing.

The fight lasted for a full 10 minutes, and the two were covered in bruises.

Yang Mu has given them a third-level yellow again. If they are injured today, they will be fine tomorrow. It's nothing.

In fact, Yang Mu also likes to watch Pan Feng and Fang He fight.

What they fight is no longer sexy, but evenly matched and exciting, all-out good-looking.

Feeling that it was almost done, Yang Mu asked Ah Shen, who was watching the battle, to pull the two women apart.

"OK, that's it. Leader Gao, have you seen it? My people are called actual combat, yours? Fuck~!"

Yang Mu's last word was full of contempt, deeply humiliating Gao Daqiang.

Gao Daqiang blushed for a while, and decided to work hard and work hard, and he must practice hard to train these talents.

Yang Mu felt funny looking at Gao Daqiang's inspiring look, but at this moment, his head buzzed, and a kind of raw stone power that he had never felt before appeared in his perception range.

This. Is it a five-level stone?

(End of this chapter)