doomsday son-in-law

Chapter 239 He Has a Good Sister
Yang Mu frowned, looking confused.

Is this woman crazy?She still wants to kill herself?Why?
Xu Yan exhaled a long breath, and said to the woman:
"Your ecstasy incense is working?"

"Well, I can stun an elephant in 7 minutes, and I keep looking at my watch!"

"Time is up?"

"You can count down! Five, four, three, two, one!"

After the woman finished reading, she and Xu Yan stared at Yang Mu intently.

Yang Mu also stared at them in a daze, their eyes met, and the three of them were a little confused.

"No, no! Impossible! Why doesn't it work?"

The woman's face turned pale, while Xu Yan's turned dark.

Yang Mu's eyes fell on the woman for a long time, then he rolled his eyes, and finally knew what was going on!

It cannot be said that Yang Mu has no friends, but most of his friends are busy with life and have no time to hook up with each other.

Three months ago, Yang Mu couldn't stay in Wen's house anymore, so he wanted to visit his friends.

These friends live in no fixed place, they just often appear somewhere, and then sit in various businesses on the street.

Selling dog skin plasters, setting chess games, fortune-telling, begging for food and so on.

Yang Mu turned around for a long time, and finally only saw the big dog.

No one knows what Big Dog's original name was. He actually doesn't look big, but he's still very petite for a man, a bit like Shi Qian, a character on Shuibo Liangshan.

Anyway, it is the image of a sharp-billed monkey cheek.

"Ah! Yang Mu? Damn! Where have you been this year, kid? I thought you were dead!"

"Go away, curse me."

Yang Mu didn't have much energy. He came out to relax and relieve his boredom, but he happened to meet a big dog that affected the appearance of the city. It was really bad luck.

Looking up, there is a table in front of the big dog, and there are many red mosquito coils on the table.

He looked sideways at the sign hanging in front of his eyes, which read:

"The scent of roses that help you sleep can stun an elephant in 7 minutes!"

"What is this?"

"Hey, my buddy made ecstasy incense, which couldn't be sold before. A few days ago, I met an expert who told me to change it into a gimmick that helps me sleep. Don't sell it too well these two days! And the price has also increased. No one bought 21 boxes before, but recently 81 boxes are not enough to sell at night!"

"Tch, I don't know about you, boy, are you doing something deceiving again?"

"What's a lie? It's scientifically proven that mosquito coils really help you sleep."

After the big dog finished speaking, he hurriedly covered his mouth, Yang Mu laughed and pointed at him, "Did you slip your mouth? It's mosquito coils, right? It's painted red?"

The big dog was annoyed and helpless, so he could only admit it.

"Tell me quickly, mosquito coils are mosquito coils, how can you stun elephants? How dare you advertise."

"I shot one shot at another place, and they couldn't catch me anyway."

"I don't believe that you can still sell out of stock without regular customers after you exchange like this?"

Yang Mu was doubting, when a woman came by the side of the road, the big dog immediately flew over and pulled her back.

In the following time, Big Dog showed Yang Mu's amazing sales skills. He really fooled the woman, and she bought five boxes in one go.

Yang Mu was really dumbfounded, and gave the big dog a thumbs up.

awesome!
"Yang Mu, brother, let's go first, so that that woman won't come back and trouble me, see you later!".
This is the way it is, and Yang Mu doesn't care about it afterwards.

Space is inherently three-dimensional.

Taking Yang Mu as a clue is Yang Mu's story, and taking the woman who bought mosquito coils as a clue is another story.

This woman's name is Liu Jie, and she is a neighbor of Xu Yan.

The relationship between the two people was actually not close at all, and they didn't even say hello when they walked by.

However, they accidentally discovered that their wife had an affair with the husband opposite.

The two panicked at this moment, and they gathered together to keep warm, drink, chat and discuss countermeasures, and finally lived together.

It's broken now, it was reasonable at first, but now it's cheating, so it's unreasonable all at once.

Both of them are very depressed, but the matter has come to this point, they can only degenerate.

In fact, they were originally honest people, and once an honest person goes to extremes, it will be very extreme.

Liu Jie bought medicine to get revenge on her husband. She tried it a few times, and the scent of roses really worked. After lighting it, her husband didn't wake him up at all, even if he played music in his ear, he couldn't wake him up. ,
Big Dog told Liu Jie at the beginning that if you don't want to be affected by the fragrance of roses, it's OK to drink a small sip of white wine in advance.

I can only say that ignorant people are cute, and Liu Jie really believed it.

So every time she smells rose fragrance, she wakes up while her husband is asleep, and she thinks the fragrance is magical and powerful.

But in fact no one knows.

Liu Jie's husband is Fang Haiyang, who has been under a lot of pressure recently.

There is also an affair, and the adjustment of the company's internal leadership will also affect him. He has no idea what to do if the object of the affair ruins his child.

He was under a lot of pressure and got a strange disease, lethargy!

After this illness, once you fall asleep at night, you won't be woken up.

This is actually a kind of mental illness. I want to escape from reality, so I imply that I don’t want to wake up after falling asleep, and I can escape the pressure by sleeping all the time.

This is really a big misunderstanding, but Liu Jie doesn't know it!
She finally realized her evil idea of ​​revenge, called Xu Yan home, and stole a love affair with her husband!

At that time, Xu Yan was frightened, but Liu Jie's husband was indeed not awake, no matter how much noise he made.

After several times of serving, the two of them regarded rose fragrance as a fetish.

It's a pity that they were too determined, and they never tried it with another person.

This time they are stuck here, which happens to be their home.

Both Liu Jie's husband and Xu Yan's wife have turned into zombies, and the two of them had a good time at first.

However, as the time of being trapped deepened, they were afraid that they might die here.

It just so happened that Li Xiangjun contacted Xu Yan and asked him to help with something, and then picked him up.

Xu Yan naturally didn't trust Li Xiangjun, and the two talked back and forth several times.

Xu Yan also discovered in the process that Sha Chun turned out to be Li Xiangjun's mistress, which was quite unexpected.

Then before going to bed last night, the two drank some wine, and then habitually lit the so-called rose fragrance.

Now that Yang Mu came in to talk, Liu Jie thought that he would faint immediately. After all, rose fragrance had been verified many times on her husband.

Yang Mu really didn't know what was going on at first.

After he entered the house, he smelled the smell of mosquito coils. It was still summer, and it was okay to light a mosquito coil, so he didn't take it seriously.

It wasn't until Liu Jie smiled sinisterly at her that Yang Mu suddenly felt that Liu Jie's face was very familiar.

So from this face, mosquito coils, I remembered what happened three months ago.

There used to be a woman who bought a lot of mosquito coils from Dagou, isn't it her?

Searching quickly in the room, Yang Mu found the mosquito coil box after a while, opened it and saw that there were red mosquito coils inside, which was what Big Dog sold.

Mom fucked up!It seems that fake and inferior products are not beneficial at all?
Otherwise, I really might fall for it!
No wonder Xu Yan kept talking, because he thought he would faint.

And Liu Jie couldn't hold back anymore, she felt that the time was almost up, so she started pretending to be a fork, and said she wanted to kill herself!
Yang Mu angrily went up and pulled the two of them off the bed. After this fat beating, Liu Jie cried and called her father and mother, and Xu Yan even called Yang Mu his father.

After the beating, Yang Mu shouted out of breath: "Say! What gave you the confidence to think that this thing can fascinate people?"

Seeing that Yang Mu stopped asking questions, the two dared not delay, and hurriedly told about the experiment on Liu Jie's husband.

Yang Mu was speechless, he didn't expect these two to have such a good time!

So why can't Liu Jie's husband wake up after falling asleep?
Yang Mu guessed that this might be a kind of disease. Of course, this is just a guess. Even if the real answer is like this, no one can prove it.

Yang Mu couldn't help laughing, thinking that this was a strange thing, and this pair was really a living treasure.

In the past, he reached out to grab the two of them, walked to the window, and Yang Mu said indifferently:
"The idea of ​​murdering me came up twice. If I keep you again, then I will really become a saint."

"Don't, don't, don't! I have no intention of murdering you! It's this prodigal bitch! Don't throw me, don't throw me!"

"Let me go! Please, I will do whatever you ask me to do in the future! Don't kill me!"

The two prayed, and Yang Mu's mood took a turn for the worse.

While thinking about whether to kill or not to kill, I suddenly felt a sense of fear for myself.

How long has it been since the end of the day, and his killing has almost become a common occurrence.

The two people were easily carried, as long as they let go, they would kill two people.

He didn't want to, never wanted to.

"Yang Mu! We really have no malice towards you. The first time Li Xiangjun instructed us to do it. This time it is for self-protection! And the first time we are also self-protection. It is the condition that Li Xiangjun agreed to save us! Yes, we never wanted to kill anyone! Really, please let us go!"

Yang Mu is still hesitating.

Xu Yan also felt that Yang Mu was hesitating, so he seemed to have grasped the last straw and shouted loudly:

"There are three more reasons not to kill us, I thought of it, I thought of it! I can help you reach the big-eared dragon's lair safely, and I can let you out safely! This is the eighth, and the ninth you must want Let's deal with Li Xiangjun and Sha Chun. The building over there is not far from here. As long as you have a way to go there, I can remotely operate the surveillance platform over there. Without my help, you can't enter there quietly. His building is everywhere. It’s a camera! If you can snatch it, there will be a vehicle to go to the lair of the big-eared dragon. The tenth. The tenth reason not to kill me! The tenth oh oh oh! I thought of it, I thought of it! I Let my sister be your woman, she has listened to me the most since she was a child, as long as you promise me = don’t kill me, I swear, I will definitely let my sister be your woman!"

Yang Mu really didn't expect that Xu Yan would even sacrifice his sister, so he just asked casually.

"Who is your sister?"

"Xu Longxin!"

"Long Xin?! That star? Her surname is Xu? Is it your sister?"

Yang Mu's eyes widened, he couldn't believe it!

(End of this chapter)