doomsday son-in-law
Chapter 342 Boiled Eggs and Braised Noodles
Chapter 342 Boiled Eggs and Braised Noodles
Yang Mu brought back a little princess!
This is exciting enough.
Many women surrounded her, asked her various questions, and reached out to touch her hair and clothes.
Yunshang's little maid is called Chan'er, she is only 12 years old this year, and she looks very charming in defending her master.
Yang Mu frowned and looked at it for a while, thinking that the children at that time might mature earlier than before the doomsday. Seeing this little girl, she spoke like a young adult.
"My master came from a hundred years ago. I know that you look fresh, but you also have to abide by the etiquette and rules of the saints. We are relatives of the emperor and have our own dignity. Don't touch your hands. How decent is this!"
Yang Mu couldn't help laughing after hearing Chan'er's words.
Look at this pair of young servants, they are quite pitiful, they are still children.
So Xiangru went over to disperse everyone, arrange accommodation for them, and check the map.
After making arrangements, Xiangru came back and told Yang Mu.
"There is indeed a map on the back, but it is not very clear. Some place names are marked. There are two or three people who have probably heard of it. According to this map, it should be a certain mountain in the north. For details, you need to go to the local people according to the place name. Explore there."
Knowing that there is a map, Yang Mu is very satisfied. As for whether it is true or not, let's talk about it in the north.
Originally, I went out to find food, but now I just found a small princess.
He didn't leave the territory at all, he caught pheasants and hares outside the camp, and brought Xiangru barbecue to eat.
It was a hot afternoon, and of course there were a lot of kisses and honeys during the period, but Xiangru kept the bottom line, and Yang Mu kept no promises.
It's just vague and ambiguous together.
Xiangru is not a fairy mother, she also wants to eat fireworks in the world.
No matter what, she actually quite liked being the third party, she was not ashamed to be in love with Yang Muen, and she didn't think so much, so she didn't feel so upset.
At dusk, the two parted ways, and Xiangru went to deliver the leftover kebabs to Yang Ling at noon.
Yang Mu felt quite at ease.
Xiangru took good care of Yang Ling, and Lin Yue took good care of Wei Minfang. When she finds her own mother in the future, of course her own wife, Wen Sijia, will take care of her.
Hehe, I finally feel that there is nothing wrong with being a godmother.
If you have more wives in the future, you must share the pressure of mother-in-law and daughter-in-law for your own mother, right?No wife is filial to a mother-in-law, everyone does not fight or grab, how comfortable!
Yang Mu suddenly had a goal, and decided to find seven wives in the apocalypse, and learn from Wei Xiaobao too!
Not to mention the collapse of the law now, even if there are still restrictions, the law does not allow it, at most one wife and six thefts, as long as the women are dealt with, who will take care of their own family's business?
Yang Mu was delighted, and instead of going to see Yang Ling, he wandered around to find Jiang Yuanyuan.
In the room, Jiang Yuanyuan, mother and son were all there.
Xue Yuzhu, Jiang Chen saw Yang Mu's expression changed drastically.
Xue Yuzhu smiled hurriedly after being dazed for a few seconds, and said respectfully to Yang Mu:
"leader."
"Well, it's a little inconvenient. I'll ask someone to rebuild a small tent for Yuanyuan later. Let's live outside the tent where I sleep. It's convenient for me to take care of her."
Jiang Yuanyuan was annoyed when she heard that, isn't it convenient for me to serve you?
However, Jiang Yuanyuan is not very willing to wash people's feet in front of her mother and younger brother, and it would be good to move out.
Yang Mu did what he said, and immediately found someone to make a tent for Jiang Yuanyuan. He made a very small one and put it next to Yang Mu's tent.
Jiang Yuanyuan was also equipped with a small kettle, a small stove, a small wok and so on.
Yang Mu is consciously training Jiang Yuanyuan to become his servant.
Your father hurt me so much back then, but now he is just ordering you around, which is considered to be the utmost benevolence!
Yang Mu thought that what he did was not too much.
The small stove is an iron stove with a diameter of 35mm and a height of about forty. Charcoal or firewood can be placed in it, and a pot is placed on it, which is a stove.
"From today onwards, you will make small stoves for me, and you are tired of eating big pots every day."
"Huh? But I can't do it."
"If you can't do it, you have to learn. Women have to go through this process to become a qualified housewife. You may find it difficult to learn to cook now. You should be grateful to me when you learn it. If you don't know how to cook, what is it called? woman?"
Yang Mu's words against Jiang Yuanyuan somehow spread in the camp after nightfall.
So 90.00% of women are all entangled. They don't know how to cook. In the past, their parents or husbands did it at home, and professional women basically ate out.
Isn't it a woman?
However, Yang Mu, the leader, still holds a lot of status in their hearts, so that night, a vigorous learning to cook movement was set off in the camp.
Wen Sijia sneered at Yang Mu after hearing the news, but she didn't expect that this son-in-law was still a machismo, hiding it so deeply that she couldn't tell it by looking at it.
Although I thought so in my heart,
But when it was time for dinner, Wen Sijia accidentally tried boiled eggs for the first time in her life.
She used an alcohol lamp, then put the eggs in a glass and boiled them for 37 minutes, and the egg skins were boiled away.
When she fished out the egg with some excitement, she frowned immediately after watching it for a while.
The eggs cooked by the cook at home are round and round. Why do the eggs cooked by myself look like monsters?There are succulents everywhere, and there is foam on it, it looks so disgusting!
Looking for someone to come over and ask, the mother-in-law smiled and said:
"The eggs are collected from all over the place, many of them are cracked, and the young lady has cooked them for a long time, of course it will be like this."
"Oh, I see"
"And the eggs are not edible. How long has the apocalypse erupted, and they have all gone bad."
"Then I see that some of them still eat scrambled eggs?"
"Hehe, fried chili with rotten eggs can reduce the taste of spoiled eggs, and some people still like this taste. When I was young, I went to the north and saw this way of eating. It didn't feel bad after eating it, but You are a golden branch and a jade leaf, it is better not to eat well."
Wen Sijia sighed and nodded.
This is my first time cooking, it's a pity!
Yang Mu didn't know what happened to Wen Sijia.
Jiang Yuanyuan wasted a lot of thought, cooked noodles for Yang Mu, and then marinated them with soybean paste.
The stewed noodles were delivered to Yang Mu, and Yang Mu nodded.
"It looks okay."
After taking a bite, Yang Mu spit it out.
"Fuck, you beat the salt seller to death? Isn't this too salty?"
"Huh? I just put three spoonfuls of salt, brine, my mother said to make it saltier."
"Your mother doesn't know that miso itself is salty?"
"I didn't tell my mother that I want to add sauce, I just said that I want to make noodles."
"Then why do you want to magnify the sauce?"
"I cook noodles with soy sauce, of course I have to put sauce on it."
"Then why do you put salt?"
"I make brine, of course I need to add salt."
Looking at Yuanyuan's pitiful appearance, Yang Mu rolled his eyes.
This shit, is he torturing her, or is he torturing himself!
Hey, it seems that the little maid's plan has a long way to go, so don't rush!
Pass the noodles through the water, and then put a little brine again. After stirring, the saltiness is almost the same.
Looking up, seeing Yuanyuan wiping tears, Yang Mu said angrily:
"Why are you crying? Are you still wronged?"
"It's the first time I make something, I put my heart into it, and you're still talking about me."
"I said you are still wrong? Go, get some water and wash your feet."
Yuanyuan got up, wiped her tears and went out.
It could be seen that she really felt aggrieved.
Yang Mu pouted, not caring.
Forehead.
The taste of this noodle is not bad after adding less marinade.
After Yang Mu ate a big bowl, he asked Yuanyuan to serve it for him.
Yuanyuan had just brought in the footwashing water and was going to make noodles, and when she got it back she had to squat down to wash Yang Mu's feet and massage her, so she was too busy to cry.
Seeing Yuanyuan acting like a pissed-off little daughter-in-law, Yang Mu felt happy and refreshed. After summarizing his life in the past few years, Yang Mu felt that he was the happiest at this moment!
That night, Yang Mu originally wanted to continue to torture Yuanyuan, but Xu Yan returned ahead with a very important message.
"Boss! Just 1 kilometers away from us, to the west of Fangtan City, there are more than [-] people gathered!"
Xu Yan was panting as he spoke, with shouts on his forehead, he came to look for Yang Mu after he got off the car.
"Oh, gathering place?"
"No! It's a motley crew!"
"Ah? A motley crew of 1 people? Where did it come from? Isn't it from the government?"
"Not a government organization! There are all kinds of people, and they equip themselves for the same purpose as us."
"Hehe, they also took a fancy to the treasure of the big-eared dragon?"
"Yes! That's what they are paying attention to! Now I can basically lock the location of the big-eared dragon's treasure, in the center of the city's zombie-intensive area. But the big-eared dragon obviously didn't pile up the original stones on the roof. Over there is There is a large underground network in a commercial block, and I guess the rough stones may have been placed underground."
Yang Mu smiled awkwardly. It seems that he stole all the rough stones last time, which alerted Big Ear Duolong, so he found a hidden place to store them this time, and he knew to use zombie clusters as cover to hide in the into the group of zombies.
That is to say, it will definitely not be easy to steal again this time.
"Over there. I mean the motley crew, what are they going to do?"
"They are still recruiting manpower. Under the guise of saving the world, they claim to work for the government. On the one hand, they have applied for a lot of regular weapons, and on the other hand, they are also gathering a large number of people!"
"Isn't the government afraid of them becoming bigger?"
"What are you afraid of at this time! Hundreds of thousands of soldiers died in the tide of corpses. Now the regular army is obviously not enough. It is a good thing that some civilian troops are willing to rise up and fight against the zombies!"
"Is that so?"
"Well, so now they have really formed an army, named the First Civilian Army, claiming to kill all the zombies and big-eared dragons in Fangtan City! The government also promised that if they can really get the big-eared dragon For the treasure of the dragon, you only need to hand in three-tenths of the original stone, which is the cost of those weapon support!"
Yang Mu nodded slightly.
Since stealing is impossible, it is not impossible to fight head-on!Do you have a chance to fish in troubled waters?
(End of this chapter)
Yang Mu brought back a little princess!
This is exciting enough.
Many women surrounded her, asked her various questions, and reached out to touch her hair and clothes.
Yunshang's little maid is called Chan'er, she is only 12 years old this year, and she looks very charming in defending her master.
Yang Mu frowned and looked at it for a while, thinking that the children at that time might mature earlier than before the doomsday. Seeing this little girl, she spoke like a young adult.
"My master came from a hundred years ago. I know that you look fresh, but you also have to abide by the etiquette and rules of the saints. We are relatives of the emperor and have our own dignity. Don't touch your hands. How decent is this!"
Yang Mu couldn't help laughing after hearing Chan'er's words.
Look at this pair of young servants, they are quite pitiful, they are still children.
So Xiangru went over to disperse everyone, arrange accommodation for them, and check the map.
After making arrangements, Xiangru came back and told Yang Mu.
"There is indeed a map on the back, but it is not very clear. Some place names are marked. There are two or three people who have probably heard of it. According to this map, it should be a certain mountain in the north. For details, you need to go to the local people according to the place name. Explore there."
Knowing that there is a map, Yang Mu is very satisfied. As for whether it is true or not, let's talk about it in the north.
Originally, I went out to find food, but now I just found a small princess.
He didn't leave the territory at all, he caught pheasants and hares outside the camp, and brought Xiangru barbecue to eat.
It was a hot afternoon, and of course there were a lot of kisses and honeys during the period, but Xiangru kept the bottom line, and Yang Mu kept no promises.
It's just vague and ambiguous together.
Xiangru is not a fairy mother, she also wants to eat fireworks in the world.
No matter what, she actually quite liked being the third party, she was not ashamed to be in love with Yang Muen, and she didn't think so much, so she didn't feel so upset.
At dusk, the two parted ways, and Xiangru went to deliver the leftover kebabs to Yang Ling at noon.
Yang Mu felt quite at ease.
Xiangru took good care of Yang Ling, and Lin Yue took good care of Wei Minfang. When she finds her own mother in the future, of course her own wife, Wen Sijia, will take care of her.
Hehe, I finally feel that there is nothing wrong with being a godmother.
If you have more wives in the future, you must share the pressure of mother-in-law and daughter-in-law for your own mother, right?No wife is filial to a mother-in-law, everyone does not fight or grab, how comfortable!
Yang Mu suddenly had a goal, and decided to find seven wives in the apocalypse, and learn from Wei Xiaobao too!
Not to mention the collapse of the law now, even if there are still restrictions, the law does not allow it, at most one wife and six thefts, as long as the women are dealt with, who will take care of their own family's business?
Yang Mu was delighted, and instead of going to see Yang Ling, he wandered around to find Jiang Yuanyuan.
In the room, Jiang Yuanyuan, mother and son were all there.
Xue Yuzhu, Jiang Chen saw Yang Mu's expression changed drastically.
Xue Yuzhu smiled hurriedly after being dazed for a few seconds, and said respectfully to Yang Mu:
"leader."
"Well, it's a little inconvenient. I'll ask someone to rebuild a small tent for Yuanyuan later. Let's live outside the tent where I sleep. It's convenient for me to take care of her."
Jiang Yuanyuan was annoyed when she heard that, isn't it convenient for me to serve you?
However, Jiang Yuanyuan is not very willing to wash people's feet in front of her mother and younger brother, and it would be good to move out.
Yang Mu did what he said, and immediately found someone to make a tent for Jiang Yuanyuan. He made a very small one and put it next to Yang Mu's tent.
Jiang Yuanyuan was also equipped with a small kettle, a small stove, a small wok and so on.
Yang Mu is consciously training Jiang Yuanyuan to become his servant.
Your father hurt me so much back then, but now he is just ordering you around, which is considered to be the utmost benevolence!
Yang Mu thought that what he did was not too much.
The small stove is an iron stove with a diameter of 35mm and a height of about forty. Charcoal or firewood can be placed in it, and a pot is placed on it, which is a stove.
"From today onwards, you will make small stoves for me, and you are tired of eating big pots every day."
"Huh? But I can't do it."
"If you can't do it, you have to learn. Women have to go through this process to become a qualified housewife. You may find it difficult to learn to cook now. You should be grateful to me when you learn it. If you don't know how to cook, what is it called? woman?"
Yang Mu's words against Jiang Yuanyuan somehow spread in the camp after nightfall.
So 90.00% of women are all entangled. They don't know how to cook. In the past, their parents or husbands did it at home, and professional women basically ate out.
Isn't it a woman?
However, Yang Mu, the leader, still holds a lot of status in their hearts, so that night, a vigorous learning to cook movement was set off in the camp.
Wen Sijia sneered at Yang Mu after hearing the news, but she didn't expect that this son-in-law was still a machismo, hiding it so deeply that she couldn't tell it by looking at it.
Although I thought so in my heart,
But when it was time for dinner, Wen Sijia accidentally tried boiled eggs for the first time in her life.
She used an alcohol lamp, then put the eggs in a glass and boiled them for 37 minutes, and the egg skins were boiled away.
When she fished out the egg with some excitement, she frowned immediately after watching it for a while.
The eggs cooked by the cook at home are round and round. Why do the eggs cooked by myself look like monsters?There are succulents everywhere, and there is foam on it, it looks so disgusting!
Looking for someone to come over and ask, the mother-in-law smiled and said:
"The eggs are collected from all over the place, many of them are cracked, and the young lady has cooked them for a long time, of course it will be like this."
"Oh, I see"
"And the eggs are not edible. How long has the apocalypse erupted, and they have all gone bad."
"Then I see that some of them still eat scrambled eggs?"
"Hehe, fried chili with rotten eggs can reduce the taste of spoiled eggs, and some people still like this taste. When I was young, I went to the north and saw this way of eating. It didn't feel bad after eating it, but You are a golden branch and a jade leaf, it is better not to eat well."
Wen Sijia sighed and nodded.
This is my first time cooking, it's a pity!
Yang Mu didn't know what happened to Wen Sijia.
Jiang Yuanyuan wasted a lot of thought, cooked noodles for Yang Mu, and then marinated them with soybean paste.
The stewed noodles were delivered to Yang Mu, and Yang Mu nodded.
"It looks okay."
After taking a bite, Yang Mu spit it out.
"Fuck, you beat the salt seller to death? Isn't this too salty?"
"Huh? I just put three spoonfuls of salt, brine, my mother said to make it saltier."
"Your mother doesn't know that miso itself is salty?"
"I didn't tell my mother that I want to add sauce, I just said that I want to make noodles."
"Then why do you want to magnify the sauce?"
"I cook noodles with soy sauce, of course I have to put sauce on it."
"Then why do you put salt?"
"I make brine, of course I need to add salt."
Looking at Yuanyuan's pitiful appearance, Yang Mu rolled his eyes.
This shit, is he torturing her, or is he torturing himself!
Hey, it seems that the little maid's plan has a long way to go, so don't rush!
Pass the noodles through the water, and then put a little brine again. After stirring, the saltiness is almost the same.
Looking up, seeing Yuanyuan wiping tears, Yang Mu said angrily:
"Why are you crying? Are you still wronged?"
"It's the first time I make something, I put my heart into it, and you're still talking about me."
"I said you are still wrong? Go, get some water and wash your feet."
Yuanyuan got up, wiped her tears and went out.
It could be seen that she really felt aggrieved.
Yang Mu pouted, not caring.
Forehead.
The taste of this noodle is not bad after adding less marinade.
After Yang Mu ate a big bowl, he asked Yuanyuan to serve it for him.
Yuanyuan had just brought in the footwashing water and was going to make noodles, and when she got it back she had to squat down to wash Yang Mu's feet and massage her, so she was too busy to cry.
Seeing Yuanyuan acting like a pissed-off little daughter-in-law, Yang Mu felt happy and refreshed. After summarizing his life in the past few years, Yang Mu felt that he was the happiest at this moment!
That night, Yang Mu originally wanted to continue to torture Yuanyuan, but Xu Yan returned ahead with a very important message.
"Boss! Just 1 kilometers away from us, to the west of Fangtan City, there are more than [-] people gathered!"
Xu Yan was panting as he spoke, with shouts on his forehead, he came to look for Yang Mu after he got off the car.
"Oh, gathering place?"
"No! It's a motley crew!"
"Ah? A motley crew of 1 people? Where did it come from? Isn't it from the government?"
"Not a government organization! There are all kinds of people, and they equip themselves for the same purpose as us."
"Hehe, they also took a fancy to the treasure of the big-eared dragon?"
"Yes! That's what they are paying attention to! Now I can basically lock the location of the big-eared dragon's treasure, in the center of the city's zombie-intensive area. But the big-eared dragon obviously didn't pile up the original stones on the roof. Over there is There is a large underground network in a commercial block, and I guess the rough stones may have been placed underground."
Yang Mu smiled awkwardly. It seems that he stole all the rough stones last time, which alerted Big Ear Duolong, so he found a hidden place to store them this time, and he knew to use zombie clusters as cover to hide in the into the group of zombies.
That is to say, it will definitely not be easy to steal again this time.
"Over there. I mean the motley crew, what are they going to do?"
"They are still recruiting manpower. Under the guise of saving the world, they claim to work for the government. On the one hand, they have applied for a lot of regular weapons, and on the other hand, they are also gathering a large number of people!"
"Isn't the government afraid of them becoming bigger?"
"What are you afraid of at this time! Hundreds of thousands of soldiers died in the tide of corpses. Now the regular army is obviously not enough. It is a good thing that some civilian troops are willing to rise up and fight against the zombies!"
"Is that so?"
"Well, so now they have really formed an army, named the First Civilian Army, claiming to kill all the zombies and big-eared dragons in Fangtan City! The government also promised that if they can really get the big-eared dragon For the treasure of the dragon, you only need to hand in three-tenths of the original stone, which is the cost of those weapon support!"
Yang Mu nodded slightly.
Since stealing is impossible, it is not impossible to fight head-on!Do you have a chance to fish in troubled waters?
(End of this chapter)
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