doomsday son-in-law
Chapter 534
Chapter 534
The big quilt sleeps together, and the three of them sleep together. At first, I thought it was boundless passion, and Yang Mu took off his pants, but...
Butterfly fell asleep...
"How is it? Help you raise well, right?"
"Did she go to bed so early? It's dark."
"Butterfly likes to walk around in the early days. You know, there are many dinosaurs besides zombies in Hanning. I let her develop the habit of sleeping at night. Dinosaurs like to come out at night."
"Then... let's come together?"
"Eat you!"
Hongyi let out that dangerous look again.
"Hey, can't you?"
Yang Mu felt annoyed when he saw Xiangru's little face of resistance.
Hongyi squirmed in the quilt, hugged Yang Mu and said softly:
"Just hold it, so I will only think about meat, not eat meat!"
"Is your appetite really so dangerous now?"
"Don't make trouble, have you...have you seen the Heavenly Ghost?"
"Well, it's cool, what the hell is she?"
Hong Yi explained to Yang Mu again, which was similar to what Yue Ruxue said.
And Hongyi also talked about the Nine Souls Pluto, after she finished speaking, she sighed:
"So Yang Mu, I'm going to leave you when I reach the eighth soul, and go to a far away place. I'm afraid that you will be the first one to kill when the nine-hundred Pluto wakes up!"
"I won't let you die!"
"You can't stop me, I'm already Liuhunming, sooner or later I won't be able to control myself to die, when the time comes... hey, don't talk about this! Yang Mu Yang Mu, can I still be a child?"
Yang Mu finally calmed down, hugged Hongyi and said:
"Can you say that Hongyi was born because of me? I don't understand why, did anything happen between us?"
"You are human, don't you understand?"
"Understand what?"
"True love is not an oath between mountains and seas at all, it is not a union of heaven and earth without edges at all!"
"what is that?"
"Smiling and staying together, the other side is speechless until graying! Love is a feeling, and then it is the companionship of the next life! Hongyi was born for you, let her stay with you until she disappears."
"Will Hongyi disappear?"
"I don't know... don't talk about this! Yang Mu, you are very powerful now, can you protect me? Can you protect Hongyi?"
Yang Mu was holding Hongyi in his arms, and he didn't understand. Didn't she just say that she couldn't prevent her from becoming Nine Souls Pluto after three deaths?
Although Yang Mu didn't understand it, he still appraised it:
"Of course!"
"Well, I came to Kuanglan Academy to seek protection. The dean of Blackberry Academy is the soul system Jiuhunming. She will definitely find a way to fit with me. I don't want to fit with a female soul system, because I am also a woman. , disgusting to death."
"All right……"
"If you can protect me, we can leave Kuanglan Academy tomorrow. You don't need to enter the inner courtyard. I will tell you all the secrets of the original stone, so that you don't need to worry about it, right?"
"Well! You are a god, so you should know more about rough stones than souls, right?"
"Yup!"
"Okay! Then we'll leave tomorrow... or the day after tomorrow. Give me some time. I'll convince those little lolis to follow me, or is it a waste of money?"
"Listen to you!"
"Is the nine souls of the soul system terrible? Do you want to come here to seek shelter?"
"She's not too scary, but behind her is the god system. I don't want to merge with my soul system now. This in itself violates the main idea of the soul system, so I need some help."
"Oh……"
There is pressure in Yang Mu's heart, he must be stronger, otherwise he will not be able to protect anyone!
"Yang Mu, I'm smart now, but I don't like this, can I still be like before?"
"I can, but now you are such a monster, I'm afraid I can't handle it!"
"No, I want to eat meat!"
Hongyi started to enter the role, pretending to be crazy and foolish.
"Fuck... I'm dying, Hongyi, why don't we two just do something like that?"
"No, I don't want it, you go find butterflies!"
"She's asleep!"
"You go to the well to fetch water, do you still need to send a telegram first? Ask the well water, can I hit you?"
"You bull coin..."
"Go, go! It's not a mistake if she falls asleep."
"Then...you won't be jealous, will you?"
"Why am I jealous if I'm not a human? Go!"
So Yang Mu fought hard, some fire, never let go!
However, within a minute, Yang Mu was kicked out of the bed. Butterfly did not do this coquettish operation. He woke up from the harassment and was rubbing his eyes on the bed.
Yang Mu stood up and roared.
"Hongyi, why did you kick me!?"
"People are jealous!"
"Fuck, don't you say that you are not human and won't be jealous?"
"But I also thought that if I am not a human, then what am I? My soul belongs to the gods, but my body is now a human! So to be precise, my body is jealous!"
"Damn it, let's do it together!"
"No, no, my aunt."
"You have a big aunt on the horse?"
"I'm a woman, okay? Of course I do!"
"I don't care, I want to unload the fire!"
"Oh……"
"Oh your sister!"
……
That night, Yang Mu's room was not peaceful, Lan Xiaodie stood downstairs with dark circles under her eyes and looked up, very annoyed.
Listen to the shouting, Yang Mu is really having fun, what is this for?It's disgusting to say!There are two women in the room, when did they get in?Eighteen Lolita, known as Yang Mu's personal soldier, didn't even notice it?
Lan Xiaodie has a strong sense of mission, and decides to personally train the loli group into crazy soldiers!
……
The next morning, Yang Mu appeared with bloodshot eyes.
Mu Wan'er bumped into him in the living room and said in surprise:
"Yang Mu, your eyes..."
"I didn't cry, and it wasn't because I didn't sleep well, and I didn't drink alcohol last night."
"Oh...then why are your eyes bloodshot all over?"
"The sun fire is too strong to hold back!"
Yang Mu went over and pushed Mu Wan'er onto the sofa, kissing her for 5 minutes.
After 5 minutes, Wan'er was freed, blushing and speaking.
"Wang Tie..."
"Let's break it up. It's boring to keep such an extreme kid who doesn't dare to attack you."
"But……"
"It's nothing between us just now, it's just the daily work of the little maid, helping the master to vent his anger, you or me or me...I'm equivalent to your boss, let the boss take advantage of the unspoken rules, don't you mind? ?”
"what……"
"Okay, I'll call all the lolis in a while, I'm going to hold a meeting for them, and then there's one more thing to do, go get Chu Hong back!"
Yang Mu's so-called robbing is not pursuing, he is trying to rob someone back, no matter what relationship she has with that Li Daotang, Yang Mu's theory is that even if Chu Hong has already been fucked, it is one less time, and he is not Now that you are a little boy, you have to keep an open mind on matters concerning men and women.
It can only be said that the daughters of these big families are well-raised, just like Wen Sijia Xiangru, the eldest is still not a human being.
Looking through the high school campus before the end, how many girls are still pure?
The more goddess she is, the more likely she is no longer a simple little sister. When those honest boys in the class still treat her with the admiration of a goddess, they don't know that she has been teased by a scumbag in private.
They didn't know such a thing until they were adults, so they lamented that good cabbage makes pigs arch.
But they didn't think about it, they are no longer rookies, and they are also sleeping with other people's goddesses, other people's dream lovers, and then become scumbags in the eyes of others, pigs in the eyes of others!
When one person laughs at another, it is usually because the former has a worse life than the latter, so the correct way to ridicule should be to work hard and surpass the latter!
After breakfast, Yang Mu started a meeting with the little girls and made cakes for them.
It is very simple for a man to draw a cake for a woman. Which woman has never eaten a cake drawn by a man?
"Honey, although I have nothing now, I will buy you a car and a house with my hard work!"
"Hate it, don't touch me!"
"You don't believe me? Don't you think I'm a talented person? I'm so sad!"
"Don't, I believe you are talented and you will succeed!"
"Then let me kiss, okay? I'll just kiss and do nothing."
"All right……"
In this way, a night of doing nothing in the mouth of a man determines the future ten years of a woman.
The first time she was, now she is 28.
The house I live in is not bad, rented for 3000 yuan, and both of them work well, but they haven't saved enough for the down payment.
The woman washed the dishes and returned to the bedroom, and saw the man eating chicken comfortably.
She remembered his pie ten years ago.
snort!
Turtle son!
Are you talented?
Your only talent is to get my old lady pregnant!
The woman has a lot of dissatisfaction with the married life of the past ten years. She went into the house to find something to quarrel with the man.
"Play and play, you know how to play games every day..."
"My wife, I asked my colleague to bring you a pair of underwear from Hong Kong. You can take a look and put it on the sofa in the bedroom."
"Huh? I'll go and have a look."
A small pie appeared, did the man send panties?
No, that's a small pie, it's a man telling a woman that I still miss you and love you!
The woman who put on new panties forgot she was unhappy, and even let her husband have a blast at night.
Afterwards, she took a deep breath and said to herself:
"Forget it, deal with it."
Such a sentence determines the life of many women.
And actually that's life.
So women are quite easy to deal with. They want a house, a car, here, there, but they just want a sense of security!If you can't give it, then give her a cake...!
Yang Mu actually didn't understand such a method.
But men may be born to draw cakes.
So the young ladies are all like puppies, looking up at the cake in Yang Mu's hand!
"...This is the super luxurious configuration of Tyrant City! It is a hundred times better than Kuanglan Academy!
Come with me, you can live in a private room with a big bed, watch TV and find a cowherd!There are only things you can't think of in Tyrant City, and there is nothing you can't do!
Follow me, all of you can be equipped with level five stones!Red, yellow and blue plus gold and silver!I give you the best weapon!
Come with me, you will have the giant panda brand cosmetics produced in the world before the end of the world, with half a year left in the shelf life, and your face will be silky smooth after just one touch!
Follow me, you will see the dawn of the end, and then welcome the dawn of the new world together!In the new world, you can live and work in peace and contentment, take care of your husband and children, and become leaders!
So baby, tell uncle, would you like to come with me?
Of course, your family members can also move to Tyrant City, it is a place full of happiness!
Tell me loudly now!
Babies, kids, will you come with me? ? "
"We would like to!!!"
Fuck!It's that simple, completely trivial, done!
Yang Mu lit a cigarette in a very arrogant manner, turned around and left, leaving a handsome back view for the little lolis.
(End of this chapter)
The big quilt sleeps together, and the three of them sleep together. At first, I thought it was boundless passion, and Yang Mu took off his pants, but...
Butterfly fell asleep...
"How is it? Help you raise well, right?"
"Did she go to bed so early? It's dark."
"Butterfly likes to walk around in the early days. You know, there are many dinosaurs besides zombies in Hanning. I let her develop the habit of sleeping at night. Dinosaurs like to come out at night."
"Then... let's come together?"
"Eat you!"
Hongyi let out that dangerous look again.
"Hey, can't you?"
Yang Mu felt annoyed when he saw Xiangru's little face of resistance.
Hongyi squirmed in the quilt, hugged Yang Mu and said softly:
"Just hold it, so I will only think about meat, not eat meat!"
"Is your appetite really so dangerous now?"
"Don't make trouble, have you...have you seen the Heavenly Ghost?"
"Well, it's cool, what the hell is she?"
Hong Yi explained to Yang Mu again, which was similar to what Yue Ruxue said.
And Hongyi also talked about the Nine Souls Pluto, after she finished speaking, she sighed:
"So Yang Mu, I'm going to leave you when I reach the eighth soul, and go to a far away place. I'm afraid that you will be the first one to kill when the nine-hundred Pluto wakes up!"
"I won't let you die!"
"You can't stop me, I'm already Liuhunming, sooner or later I won't be able to control myself to die, when the time comes... hey, don't talk about this! Yang Mu Yang Mu, can I still be a child?"
Yang Mu finally calmed down, hugged Hongyi and said:
"Can you say that Hongyi was born because of me? I don't understand why, did anything happen between us?"
"You are human, don't you understand?"
"Understand what?"
"True love is not an oath between mountains and seas at all, it is not a union of heaven and earth without edges at all!"
"what is that?"
"Smiling and staying together, the other side is speechless until graying! Love is a feeling, and then it is the companionship of the next life! Hongyi was born for you, let her stay with you until she disappears."
"Will Hongyi disappear?"
"I don't know... don't talk about this! Yang Mu, you are very powerful now, can you protect me? Can you protect Hongyi?"
Yang Mu was holding Hongyi in his arms, and he didn't understand. Didn't she just say that she couldn't prevent her from becoming Nine Souls Pluto after three deaths?
Although Yang Mu didn't understand it, he still appraised it:
"Of course!"
"Well, I came to Kuanglan Academy to seek protection. The dean of Blackberry Academy is the soul system Jiuhunming. She will definitely find a way to fit with me. I don't want to fit with a female soul system, because I am also a woman. , disgusting to death."
"All right……"
"If you can protect me, we can leave Kuanglan Academy tomorrow. You don't need to enter the inner courtyard. I will tell you all the secrets of the original stone, so that you don't need to worry about it, right?"
"Well! You are a god, so you should know more about rough stones than souls, right?"
"Yup!"
"Okay! Then we'll leave tomorrow... or the day after tomorrow. Give me some time. I'll convince those little lolis to follow me, or is it a waste of money?"
"Listen to you!"
"Is the nine souls of the soul system terrible? Do you want to come here to seek shelter?"
"She's not too scary, but behind her is the god system. I don't want to merge with my soul system now. This in itself violates the main idea of the soul system, so I need some help."
"Oh……"
There is pressure in Yang Mu's heart, he must be stronger, otherwise he will not be able to protect anyone!
"Yang Mu, I'm smart now, but I don't like this, can I still be like before?"
"I can, but now you are such a monster, I'm afraid I can't handle it!"
"No, I want to eat meat!"
Hongyi started to enter the role, pretending to be crazy and foolish.
"Fuck... I'm dying, Hongyi, why don't we two just do something like that?"
"No, I don't want it, you go find butterflies!"
"She's asleep!"
"You go to the well to fetch water, do you still need to send a telegram first? Ask the well water, can I hit you?"
"You bull coin..."
"Go, go! It's not a mistake if she falls asleep."
"Then...you won't be jealous, will you?"
"Why am I jealous if I'm not a human? Go!"
So Yang Mu fought hard, some fire, never let go!
However, within a minute, Yang Mu was kicked out of the bed. Butterfly did not do this coquettish operation. He woke up from the harassment and was rubbing his eyes on the bed.
Yang Mu stood up and roared.
"Hongyi, why did you kick me!?"
"People are jealous!"
"Fuck, don't you say that you are not human and won't be jealous?"
"But I also thought that if I am not a human, then what am I? My soul belongs to the gods, but my body is now a human! So to be precise, my body is jealous!"
"Damn it, let's do it together!"
"No, no, my aunt."
"You have a big aunt on the horse?"
"I'm a woman, okay? Of course I do!"
"I don't care, I want to unload the fire!"
"Oh……"
"Oh your sister!"
……
That night, Yang Mu's room was not peaceful, Lan Xiaodie stood downstairs with dark circles under her eyes and looked up, very annoyed.
Listen to the shouting, Yang Mu is really having fun, what is this for?It's disgusting to say!There are two women in the room, when did they get in?Eighteen Lolita, known as Yang Mu's personal soldier, didn't even notice it?
Lan Xiaodie has a strong sense of mission, and decides to personally train the loli group into crazy soldiers!
……
The next morning, Yang Mu appeared with bloodshot eyes.
Mu Wan'er bumped into him in the living room and said in surprise:
"Yang Mu, your eyes..."
"I didn't cry, and it wasn't because I didn't sleep well, and I didn't drink alcohol last night."
"Oh...then why are your eyes bloodshot all over?"
"The sun fire is too strong to hold back!"
Yang Mu went over and pushed Mu Wan'er onto the sofa, kissing her for 5 minutes.
After 5 minutes, Wan'er was freed, blushing and speaking.
"Wang Tie..."
"Let's break it up. It's boring to keep such an extreme kid who doesn't dare to attack you."
"But……"
"It's nothing between us just now, it's just the daily work of the little maid, helping the master to vent his anger, you or me or me...I'm equivalent to your boss, let the boss take advantage of the unspoken rules, don't you mind? ?”
"what……"
"Okay, I'll call all the lolis in a while, I'm going to hold a meeting for them, and then there's one more thing to do, go get Chu Hong back!"
Yang Mu's so-called robbing is not pursuing, he is trying to rob someone back, no matter what relationship she has with that Li Daotang, Yang Mu's theory is that even if Chu Hong has already been fucked, it is one less time, and he is not Now that you are a little boy, you have to keep an open mind on matters concerning men and women.
It can only be said that the daughters of these big families are well-raised, just like Wen Sijia Xiangru, the eldest is still not a human being.
Looking through the high school campus before the end, how many girls are still pure?
The more goddess she is, the more likely she is no longer a simple little sister. When those honest boys in the class still treat her with the admiration of a goddess, they don't know that she has been teased by a scumbag in private.
They didn't know such a thing until they were adults, so they lamented that good cabbage makes pigs arch.
But they didn't think about it, they are no longer rookies, and they are also sleeping with other people's goddesses, other people's dream lovers, and then become scumbags in the eyes of others, pigs in the eyes of others!
When one person laughs at another, it is usually because the former has a worse life than the latter, so the correct way to ridicule should be to work hard and surpass the latter!
After breakfast, Yang Mu started a meeting with the little girls and made cakes for them.
It is very simple for a man to draw a cake for a woman. Which woman has never eaten a cake drawn by a man?
"Honey, although I have nothing now, I will buy you a car and a house with my hard work!"
"Hate it, don't touch me!"
"You don't believe me? Don't you think I'm a talented person? I'm so sad!"
"Don't, I believe you are talented and you will succeed!"
"Then let me kiss, okay? I'll just kiss and do nothing."
"All right……"
In this way, a night of doing nothing in the mouth of a man determines the future ten years of a woman.
The first time she was, now she is 28.
The house I live in is not bad, rented for 3000 yuan, and both of them work well, but they haven't saved enough for the down payment.
The woman washed the dishes and returned to the bedroom, and saw the man eating chicken comfortably.
She remembered his pie ten years ago.
snort!
Turtle son!
Are you talented?
Your only talent is to get my old lady pregnant!
The woman has a lot of dissatisfaction with the married life of the past ten years. She went into the house to find something to quarrel with the man.
"Play and play, you know how to play games every day..."
"My wife, I asked my colleague to bring you a pair of underwear from Hong Kong. You can take a look and put it on the sofa in the bedroom."
"Huh? I'll go and have a look."
A small pie appeared, did the man send panties?
No, that's a small pie, it's a man telling a woman that I still miss you and love you!
The woman who put on new panties forgot she was unhappy, and even let her husband have a blast at night.
Afterwards, she took a deep breath and said to herself:
"Forget it, deal with it."
Such a sentence determines the life of many women.
And actually that's life.
So women are quite easy to deal with. They want a house, a car, here, there, but they just want a sense of security!If you can't give it, then give her a cake...!
Yang Mu actually didn't understand such a method.
But men may be born to draw cakes.
So the young ladies are all like puppies, looking up at the cake in Yang Mu's hand!
"...This is the super luxurious configuration of Tyrant City! It is a hundred times better than Kuanglan Academy!
Come with me, you can live in a private room with a big bed, watch TV and find a cowherd!There are only things you can't think of in Tyrant City, and there is nothing you can't do!
Follow me, all of you can be equipped with level five stones!Red, yellow and blue plus gold and silver!I give you the best weapon!
Come with me, you will have the giant panda brand cosmetics produced in the world before the end of the world, with half a year left in the shelf life, and your face will be silky smooth after just one touch!
Follow me, you will see the dawn of the end, and then welcome the dawn of the new world together!In the new world, you can live and work in peace and contentment, take care of your husband and children, and become leaders!
So baby, tell uncle, would you like to come with me?
Of course, your family members can also move to Tyrant City, it is a place full of happiness!
Tell me loudly now!
Babies, kids, will you come with me? ? "
"We would like to!!!"
Fuck!It's that simple, completely trivial, done!
Yang Mu lit a cigarette in a very arrogant manner, turned around and left, leaving a handsome back view for the little lolis.
(End of this chapter)
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