doomsday son-in-law
Chapter 544 Can't Say No to Yang Mu's Little Orange
Chapter 544 Can't Say No to Yang Mu's Little Orange
Everyone has seen ants, but most people don't understand their living habits, body structure, behavior, and population status, because they are just ants in the eyes of humans.
In the eyes of the soul system Jiuhunming, human beings are also equivalent to ants, so she doesn't understand human beings.
Although he showed an amiable appearance in front of humans, killing people was absolutely cold-blooded, as easy as killing ants.
Xiaoju was really surprised at this moment.
Yang Mu's words spread through the crowd like a plague. In just 10 minutes, this small mountain town that was like hell just now changed suddenly!
As one of the 24 main souls, Xiaoju can feel the changes of nearby soul power attributes. If it was a lifeless gray and white just now, it is now a colorful brilliance!
Everyone's main souls were activated, Yang Mu's words were like magic, at least the soul power of the people here increased by more than 100 on average!
How could such a thing happen?It seems that some of the training methods of Kuanglan Academy are correct, and the main soul of human beings is really worth studying carefully.
"Hey, are you looking at me?"
"Ah... yes, your name is Yang Mu?"
"Yeah... you don't know me?"
"Now we know each other."
"Come on, let's live in the big house over there today."
Yang Mu can only do this first, and it would be bad if he leaves at this time and let the two Jiuhunming meet.
Yang Mu already has a plan, first take the people here, let the seventh-level Huang go to Jiutou Peak to deliver the letter, and then the two sides will return to Tyrant City separately.
Afterwards, I only brought the so-called carrier team to the front line. The Tyrant City is my foundation. They don’t need to take risks. Some of them are led by Xiangru to join the battle. There is no need to bring the loli group, the maid group...
Hey!
Yang Mu suddenly remembered Tang Yurou, the most beautiful preschool teacher, how could he forget her?It was placed on a tree when fighting against deep sea ice, is it still there?
Forget it, don't care about her, she probably has run away, otherwise she can join the maid team.
Hey...Chu Hong...Forget it, what can Yang Mu do now that he's gone?
Holding hands with Xiaoju, they arrived at the big house.
The people living here were already waiting at the door, and when they saw Yang Mu coming, one of the strong men ran over immediately.
"Hello, my name is Miao Tangdong, I can be regarded as the temporary manager here... It's just that I'm incompetent and can't take care of myself... You... I mean boss, please come in, if you can really lead us on a bright road Lu, we are all willing to let you be the boss!"
"Okay, Tang Dong, you are very sensible! You will be my second in command from now on, organize people well tonight, and I will lead everyone out tomorrow!"
"Yes, yes, don't worry! I built the house here, and you will rest in it tonight. I will call for a vigil at night, and you will close the doors and windows... We will sleep separately at night to prevent people from Become a zombie, although you are not afraid of corpse poison, but you are always afraid of being eaten."
Miao Tangdong is in his thirties, and there are a dozen or so younger brothers around him, all of whom are quite strong, and they seem to be responsible people, but after being bitten by zombies, they fell here helplessly, and formed a group for self-protection. small group.
Yang Mu didn't talk nonsense, he took Xiao Jujin directly into the room, visited the room and finally chose the one that looked the most comfortable, jumped on it and lay down.
In fact, it was still early, and it wasn't night yet. Yang Mu couldn't go back because of Xiaoju's presence. If Xiaoju left at this time, he certainly wouldn't plan to spend the night here.
"Sister Xiaoju, do you want to be with me?"
"Of course, I'm very interested in your plan, and I really want to see if the carrier team can really become a human elite team."
Yang Mu was bitter, afraid of what would happen, but luckily he had already planned his way out in advance.
Then the only way to do it is to tell Hong Yi about it and let her decide. Fortunately, it is not too far away from Jiutou Peak. Can fly over.
"Okay, then my sister will follow me, but you are a soul creature, do you want to adapt to being with humans?"
"There's nothing wrong with it. Don't we get along well now?"
"Sister, it just looks good. I am a human being. With my human thoughts, I feel that you are amiable. But you are a soul, how do I know what you are thinking in your heart? Maybe you are thinking about how to kill me. maybe."
"You are quite an interesting person. With my strength, you think I want to kill you, do you still have to think about it?"
"All right, all right, I know you're powerful, it's easy to kill me, but then you have to think about it, you have to think about it this way - this kid is so cute, well-behaved, sexy and sensible, do you want me to kill him? Maybe keep it for a while More fun?"
"Ha ha."
Xiaoju couldn't help laughing out loud, Yang Mu imitated her tone and appearance, and made her laugh, and the last line was the funniest, what is "Maybe it will be more interesting to keep it for fun?", it is really interesting Skin!
After laughing for a while, Xiaoju went over there and sat on the sofa, looked at the room furnishings, and at the busyness of humans outside the window.
"More than 3000 years ago, when I came out with the deep sea ice, it was the time when I had the most contact with human beings, but compared with today's human beings, their thinking was too uncivilized."
"Yes, in the span of more than 3000 years, human thinking has changed a lot. Sister, I really want to discuss love with you."
Yang Mu suddenly changed the subject.
"Love? What is there to say?"
"Come on, this topic just happened to come up, let's study it!"
Yang Mu became interested, jumped out of the bed and pulled Xiaoju onto the bed, and then sat cross-legged with her, knees against knees, very close to each other.
"Back then, Shen Haibing wanted to marry someone, but you disagreed, because you thought the soul should belong to God?"
"Well, of course, historical tradition."
"Um, I understand very well, can I ask you a question? Is there a married life between soul and god?"
"Marital life? You mean heterosexual reproduction behavior like human beings?"
"Yes, yes, yes! Sister, your summary is very specific, I give you a thumbs up!"
"Of course not. The fusion of soul and soul is to become one. We are genetically reproduced. How can there be so-called married life among human beings?"
"Haha, then I have another question. For example, you grew apples in your hometown. You should have eaten a lot of apples since you were a child, right?"
"Because you should know, after all, you are planting."
"But there are no oranges in your hometown. Not only have you never eaten oranges, you have never seen them before! Suddenly one day, someone puts an orange in front of you and tells you that it tastes better than apples. What would you do?"
"Take a bite and taste it."
"Haha, that's what it means!"
Yang Mu was so excited that he even clapped his hands.
Xiaoju felt that Yang Mu must have some bad idea, frowned and said:
"Don't make weird things with me, tell me, what do you want to say?"
"Look! Do you regard the process of the fusion of soul and soul as marriage?"
"Yes."
"So when Shen Haibing said that he wanted to marry a man, you firmly opposed it and proved his disloyalty to marriage and love by hooking up with that man?"
"Yes, our god and soul should be loyal. Since they are one, how can we invest our soul power on other things?"
"Understood, your essence is soul, of course you pay more attention to spiritual love, am I right?"
"Yes."
"Well, then you have been eating apples, but because you have never eaten oranges, you want to have a bite when you see them. Isn't this a violation of tradition?"
"Never mind, preserving tradition and being exposed to new things doesn't conflict."
"Yes, yes, so the problem is before our eyes. In the world of spirits and souls, there is no bed relationship between human beings and men, so you definitely have never had sex with any opposite sex or human beings, have you?"
Xiaoju was stunned for a moment and finally understood, then her eyes widened, and she nodded slowly after looking at Yang Mu for a long time.
Yang Mu smiled and said:
"Then sister, you see that it's okay now anyway, and you don't care, can you lend me your body for a while, you should also know men on earth, hehe, sometimes reproductive behavior will command thinking. I think so, I will never desecrate your soul! I will respect the existence of your soul very much! Then can you lend me this body, I am very happy, basically I will return it to you when it is used up, Guaranteed to be unscathed! In this way, you are equivalent to eating oranges and feeling the taste of oranges. This does not violate your tradition, does it?"
1 minutes
5 minutes.
10 minutes.
Xiaoju, who had lived for 4000 years, finally closed her eyes staring at Yang Mu, shaking her head and waving her hands.
"Wait, Yang Mu! I don't know if I misunderstood. Are you trying to sleep with me? Sorry, I'm still not familiar with humans, so I don't know much about human language and behavior, but I think you should That's what you mean, right?"
"No no no! Sister! You are a divine soul! Sacred and inviolable, your noble soul belongs to your divine system. I know this very well. After all, I have studied some divine soul history in Kuanglan College! So how dare I Want to sleep with you? I mean who is the God of Cultivation in front of you? It's your host! It's a body-to-body collision, it has nothing to do with the soul!"
Xiaoju opened her eyes again, but still felt dizzy when she saw Yang Mu.
After living for so many years, it was the first time he met such a human being. He dared to make such a request when he knew that he was a soul cultivating god.
"You are bold!"
"Sister, don't be angry, let alone let your noble soul be controlled by human thinking!"
"Nonsense! How could I be influenced by human thinking?"
"That's good, let me ask another question, in the original thinking of the soul world, do you have the concept of a body?"
"No, we are souls"
"That's right! You don't even have the concept of a body. Now I want to borrow your host to use it. It shouldn't be a big loss to you, right? Could it be that your soul has already synchronized with the human body?"
"How is it possible! My soul will eventually synchronize with the body of the gods! The gods occupy the human body, and she can change the human body into a god body! I must be in sync with the god body in the end!"
"That's right, since that's the case, this body has nothing to do with you, right?"
"You damn human man, I'm going to kill you!"
Xiaoju, who can't say anything about Yang Mu, made a move, chasing and killing Yang Mu in circles in the room.
Fortunately, she didn't seem to really want to do anything, so Yang Mu ran around the room, turned around suddenly, hugged Xiaoju, and rolled on the bed again.
"Hmph, anyway, you can figure it out. If you resist, it proves that you are already confined in this body. If you are really a noble soul, then prove it to me too. Don't struggle, let me kiss you, okay?" Kissing this artificial human body has nothing to do with you!"
After Yang Mu finished speaking, he kissed her cleanly.
Xiaoju's whole body was petrified, she struggled in the main soul, thinking about Yang Mu's words, but she couldn't refute.
Yes, this is a human body, it will be given up when meeting the main soul, so it's okay to lend it to him.
But the question is, what does this numbness feel like?
It is invading the soul, making her soul power constantly fluttering, very weird!
Could it be that there is actually a powerful soul power hidden in the human body?These soul powers react to the brain after being stimulated by the outside world, create information to generate soul power, and then integrate into the host's main soul, and then become so powerful that it affects one's own main soul?
That's weird, what should she do?
On Jiutou Mountain, Hongyi has already received the report of the seventh-level Huang Huanhua villain.
"It's really troublesome that she came here."
Hongyi doesn't like to be close to Xiaoju very much, they are obviously of the same sex, why should they be close?
"Hey, she is conservative and old-fashioned among all the soul systems, but she doesn't admit it? Well, go and tell Yang Mu, let's go to his tyrant city first, and leave tonight. I believe he can deal with it." Xiaoju, if he can't even deal with Xiaoju, how can you protect me? Who is not Hu Die?"
"Wang Wang!"
Hu Die called out twice, Hongyi curled her lips.
"I taught you that you can't speak human words, but you learned how to bark from the big wolf dog on the mountain. I don't know if you bark like that to Yang Mu next time he touches you, will he jump out of bed in fright? "
(End of this chapter)
Everyone has seen ants, but most people don't understand their living habits, body structure, behavior, and population status, because they are just ants in the eyes of humans.
In the eyes of the soul system Jiuhunming, human beings are also equivalent to ants, so she doesn't understand human beings.
Although he showed an amiable appearance in front of humans, killing people was absolutely cold-blooded, as easy as killing ants.
Xiaoju was really surprised at this moment.
Yang Mu's words spread through the crowd like a plague. In just 10 minutes, this small mountain town that was like hell just now changed suddenly!
As one of the 24 main souls, Xiaoju can feel the changes of nearby soul power attributes. If it was a lifeless gray and white just now, it is now a colorful brilliance!
Everyone's main souls were activated, Yang Mu's words were like magic, at least the soul power of the people here increased by more than 100 on average!
How could such a thing happen?It seems that some of the training methods of Kuanglan Academy are correct, and the main soul of human beings is really worth studying carefully.
"Hey, are you looking at me?"
"Ah... yes, your name is Yang Mu?"
"Yeah... you don't know me?"
"Now we know each other."
"Come on, let's live in the big house over there today."
Yang Mu can only do this first, and it would be bad if he leaves at this time and let the two Jiuhunming meet.
Yang Mu already has a plan, first take the people here, let the seventh-level Huang go to Jiutou Peak to deliver the letter, and then the two sides will return to Tyrant City separately.
Afterwards, I only brought the so-called carrier team to the front line. The Tyrant City is my foundation. They don’t need to take risks. Some of them are led by Xiangru to join the battle. There is no need to bring the loli group, the maid group...
Hey!
Yang Mu suddenly remembered Tang Yurou, the most beautiful preschool teacher, how could he forget her?It was placed on a tree when fighting against deep sea ice, is it still there?
Forget it, don't care about her, she probably has run away, otherwise she can join the maid team.
Hey...Chu Hong...Forget it, what can Yang Mu do now that he's gone?
Holding hands with Xiaoju, they arrived at the big house.
The people living here were already waiting at the door, and when they saw Yang Mu coming, one of the strong men ran over immediately.
"Hello, my name is Miao Tangdong, I can be regarded as the temporary manager here... It's just that I'm incompetent and can't take care of myself... You... I mean boss, please come in, if you can really lead us on a bright road Lu, we are all willing to let you be the boss!"
"Okay, Tang Dong, you are very sensible! You will be my second in command from now on, organize people well tonight, and I will lead everyone out tomorrow!"
"Yes, yes, don't worry! I built the house here, and you will rest in it tonight. I will call for a vigil at night, and you will close the doors and windows... We will sleep separately at night to prevent people from Become a zombie, although you are not afraid of corpse poison, but you are always afraid of being eaten."
Miao Tangdong is in his thirties, and there are a dozen or so younger brothers around him, all of whom are quite strong, and they seem to be responsible people, but after being bitten by zombies, they fell here helplessly, and formed a group for self-protection. small group.
Yang Mu didn't talk nonsense, he took Xiao Jujin directly into the room, visited the room and finally chose the one that looked the most comfortable, jumped on it and lay down.
In fact, it was still early, and it wasn't night yet. Yang Mu couldn't go back because of Xiaoju's presence. If Xiaoju left at this time, he certainly wouldn't plan to spend the night here.
"Sister Xiaoju, do you want to be with me?"
"Of course, I'm very interested in your plan, and I really want to see if the carrier team can really become a human elite team."
Yang Mu was bitter, afraid of what would happen, but luckily he had already planned his way out in advance.
Then the only way to do it is to tell Hong Yi about it and let her decide. Fortunately, it is not too far away from Jiutou Peak. Can fly over.
"Okay, then my sister will follow me, but you are a soul creature, do you want to adapt to being with humans?"
"There's nothing wrong with it. Don't we get along well now?"
"Sister, it just looks good. I am a human being. With my human thoughts, I feel that you are amiable. But you are a soul, how do I know what you are thinking in your heart? Maybe you are thinking about how to kill me. maybe."
"You are quite an interesting person. With my strength, you think I want to kill you, do you still have to think about it?"
"All right, all right, I know you're powerful, it's easy to kill me, but then you have to think about it, you have to think about it this way - this kid is so cute, well-behaved, sexy and sensible, do you want me to kill him? Maybe keep it for a while More fun?"
"Ha ha."
Xiaoju couldn't help laughing out loud, Yang Mu imitated her tone and appearance, and made her laugh, and the last line was the funniest, what is "Maybe it will be more interesting to keep it for fun?", it is really interesting Skin!
After laughing for a while, Xiaoju went over there and sat on the sofa, looked at the room furnishings, and at the busyness of humans outside the window.
"More than 3000 years ago, when I came out with the deep sea ice, it was the time when I had the most contact with human beings, but compared with today's human beings, their thinking was too uncivilized."
"Yes, in the span of more than 3000 years, human thinking has changed a lot. Sister, I really want to discuss love with you."
Yang Mu suddenly changed the subject.
"Love? What is there to say?"
"Come on, this topic just happened to come up, let's study it!"
Yang Mu became interested, jumped out of the bed and pulled Xiaoju onto the bed, and then sat cross-legged with her, knees against knees, very close to each other.
"Back then, Shen Haibing wanted to marry someone, but you disagreed, because you thought the soul should belong to God?"
"Well, of course, historical tradition."
"Um, I understand very well, can I ask you a question? Is there a married life between soul and god?"
"Marital life? You mean heterosexual reproduction behavior like human beings?"
"Yes, yes, yes! Sister, your summary is very specific, I give you a thumbs up!"
"Of course not. The fusion of soul and soul is to become one. We are genetically reproduced. How can there be so-called married life among human beings?"
"Haha, then I have another question. For example, you grew apples in your hometown. You should have eaten a lot of apples since you were a child, right?"
"Because you should know, after all, you are planting."
"But there are no oranges in your hometown. Not only have you never eaten oranges, you have never seen them before! Suddenly one day, someone puts an orange in front of you and tells you that it tastes better than apples. What would you do?"
"Take a bite and taste it."
"Haha, that's what it means!"
Yang Mu was so excited that he even clapped his hands.
Xiaoju felt that Yang Mu must have some bad idea, frowned and said:
"Don't make weird things with me, tell me, what do you want to say?"
"Look! Do you regard the process of the fusion of soul and soul as marriage?"
"Yes."
"So when Shen Haibing said that he wanted to marry a man, you firmly opposed it and proved his disloyalty to marriage and love by hooking up with that man?"
"Yes, our god and soul should be loyal. Since they are one, how can we invest our soul power on other things?"
"Understood, your essence is soul, of course you pay more attention to spiritual love, am I right?"
"Yes."
"Well, then you have been eating apples, but because you have never eaten oranges, you want to have a bite when you see them. Isn't this a violation of tradition?"
"Never mind, preserving tradition and being exposed to new things doesn't conflict."
"Yes, yes, so the problem is before our eyes. In the world of spirits and souls, there is no bed relationship between human beings and men, so you definitely have never had sex with any opposite sex or human beings, have you?"
Xiaoju was stunned for a moment and finally understood, then her eyes widened, and she nodded slowly after looking at Yang Mu for a long time.
Yang Mu smiled and said:
"Then sister, you see that it's okay now anyway, and you don't care, can you lend me your body for a while, you should also know men on earth, hehe, sometimes reproductive behavior will command thinking. I think so, I will never desecrate your soul! I will respect the existence of your soul very much! Then can you lend me this body, I am very happy, basically I will return it to you when it is used up, Guaranteed to be unscathed! In this way, you are equivalent to eating oranges and feeling the taste of oranges. This does not violate your tradition, does it?"
1 minutes
5 minutes.
10 minutes.
Xiaoju, who had lived for 4000 years, finally closed her eyes staring at Yang Mu, shaking her head and waving her hands.
"Wait, Yang Mu! I don't know if I misunderstood. Are you trying to sleep with me? Sorry, I'm still not familiar with humans, so I don't know much about human language and behavior, but I think you should That's what you mean, right?"
"No no no! Sister! You are a divine soul! Sacred and inviolable, your noble soul belongs to your divine system. I know this very well. After all, I have studied some divine soul history in Kuanglan College! So how dare I Want to sleep with you? I mean who is the God of Cultivation in front of you? It's your host! It's a body-to-body collision, it has nothing to do with the soul!"
Xiaoju opened her eyes again, but still felt dizzy when she saw Yang Mu.
After living for so many years, it was the first time he met such a human being. He dared to make such a request when he knew that he was a soul cultivating god.
"You are bold!"
"Sister, don't be angry, let alone let your noble soul be controlled by human thinking!"
"Nonsense! How could I be influenced by human thinking?"
"That's good, let me ask another question, in the original thinking of the soul world, do you have the concept of a body?"
"No, we are souls"
"That's right! You don't even have the concept of a body. Now I want to borrow your host to use it. It shouldn't be a big loss to you, right? Could it be that your soul has already synchronized with the human body?"
"How is it possible! My soul will eventually synchronize with the body of the gods! The gods occupy the human body, and she can change the human body into a god body! I must be in sync with the god body in the end!"
"That's right, since that's the case, this body has nothing to do with you, right?"
"You damn human man, I'm going to kill you!"
Xiaoju, who can't say anything about Yang Mu, made a move, chasing and killing Yang Mu in circles in the room.
Fortunately, she didn't seem to really want to do anything, so Yang Mu ran around the room, turned around suddenly, hugged Xiaoju, and rolled on the bed again.
"Hmph, anyway, you can figure it out. If you resist, it proves that you are already confined in this body. If you are really a noble soul, then prove it to me too. Don't struggle, let me kiss you, okay?" Kissing this artificial human body has nothing to do with you!"
After Yang Mu finished speaking, he kissed her cleanly.
Xiaoju's whole body was petrified, she struggled in the main soul, thinking about Yang Mu's words, but she couldn't refute.
Yes, this is a human body, it will be given up when meeting the main soul, so it's okay to lend it to him.
But the question is, what does this numbness feel like?
It is invading the soul, making her soul power constantly fluttering, very weird!
Could it be that there is actually a powerful soul power hidden in the human body?These soul powers react to the brain after being stimulated by the outside world, create information to generate soul power, and then integrate into the host's main soul, and then become so powerful that it affects one's own main soul?
That's weird, what should she do?
On Jiutou Mountain, Hongyi has already received the report of the seventh-level Huang Huanhua villain.
"It's really troublesome that she came here."
Hongyi doesn't like to be close to Xiaoju very much, they are obviously of the same sex, why should they be close?
"Hey, she is conservative and old-fashioned among all the soul systems, but she doesn't admit it? Well, go and tell Yang Mu, let's go to his tyrant city first, and leave tonight. I believe he can deal with it." Xiaoju, if he can't even deal with Xiaoju, how can you protect me? Who is not Hu Die?"
"Wang Wang!"
Hu Die called out twice, Hongyi curled her lips.
"I taught you that you can't speak human words, but you learned how to bark from the big wolf dog on the mountain. I don't know if you bark like that to Yang Mu next time he touches you, will he jump out of bed in fright? "
(End of this chapter)
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