doomsday son-in-law

Chapter 635 The Most Clever Lie

Chapter 635 The Most Clever Lie
When Yang Mu came, it was not too long before night, and when the sun was about to set, Lier really brought something for Yang Mu, and after a long time chanted a spell, enchanted the two things to Yang Mu, so that Yang Mu could Control them with your mind.

"Okay, your request has been fulfilled, I hope you can really travel back and bring me a toilet and a cheongsam."

"Promise! It's okay to bring you an aunt's towel."

"What is the aunt's towel?"

"You don't bleed?"

"What do you mean?"

Yang Mu was speechless, and gave Lier another physiology lesson.

"Oh, is it the ovulation period? This is the first time I've heard of it. Of course we have such a process, but the cycle is relatively long, and we usually encounter it once a year."

"One year? Isn't it difficult for you to get pregnant?"

Yang Mu was really startled.

"Yes, so our law requires that we must marry immediately after maturity and prepare for conception at all times. The average life span of human beings is 500 years, and the chance of a woman being able to conceive and give birth to a child in 500 years is only [-]%. Unable to conceive successfully, unable to give birth to a child until death."

It turned out to be the case.

Yang Mu finally knew that this woman who looked almost like a human woman was not the same creature as him at all!
If they are the ancestors of humans, then some kind of positive evolution has actually occurred after humans arrived on the earth, at least in terms of genetics.

"Let's go Yang Mu, I'm a little hungry, I'm going to get something to eat, let's go to the top of the tallest castle in the Princess Manor, where the moon is so beautiful... I really think you're an alien, Yang Mu , if you are not an alien, you must be the world's greatest liar."

"But I'm really an alien."

Yang Mu is not in a hurry to go back. After all, going back is a battle of life and death. Now it is time to get things. It is also a good experience to have a beautiful woman to accompany you to experience the human landscape of this world. Let's treat it as a trip. To die in battle is to have no regrets in life.

The two left the house on this side and walked a long way backwards for a full 15 minutes.

Yang Mu once again saw the size of the Princess Mansion. It seems that the former Princess Lier must have a very high status.

At this time, a huge building appeared in front of Yang Mu, which surprised Yang Mu. It was a very thick tower, estimated to be several hundred meters high.

The princess took him into something like an elevator.

When the door was closed, the princess chanted the spell silently, and when the door opened again, they had already reached the top floor. At this time, there was a huge space with a diameter of 50 meters. There was a shed above it, and the circle was hollow. It's cool.

In addition, there are many layouts here, including a kitchen, a bedroom, a bathroom with a bath, a study room, etc. Although all the layouts are independent, they are not separated by walls, so they look very special.

Yang Mu ran to the protruding balcony on the top of the tower, leaned on the one-meter-high low wall and looked out. He could already see many houses in the city. When he raised his head to look to the east, two rounds of the moon leaked out to one side, and it turned out to be a red one blue.

"Haha, it's so beautiful! Two moons!"

Yang Mu couldn't help shouting.

Lier frowned and looked at Yang Mu, and after watching for a while, said softly:

"You look like you're seeing it for the first time?"

"I really saw two moons for the first time! Lied to you, I'm a dog!"

"Hehe, then shall I still be a guide for you and introduce you to the two moons?"

"Well, talk about it."

"The blue is the fragrant moon, and the red is the crimson moon. The revolution times of the two moons are different. Tonight is a good day for viewing the moon, because the two moons rise in the east at the same time. This kind of scenery can only be seen once every four months. .”

"That means the two moons don't hang in the sky every day?"

"Of course not, they will all appear, but at different times, and sometimes only one will appear. The magister who studies outer space told us that the Xiangyue is small in size, and its orbit is very special, not around the planet. Revolving, but revolving, turning from one side to the other node, the power exhausts and moves in the opposite direction. After a while, the power returns, generating potential energy, and the speed accelerates again. Then the fragrant moon will rise from the west at this time. We can see a double-moon opposition every two years. At that time, the two moons in the sky will overlap, the crimson moon will emit red light behind it, and the fragrant moon will emit blue light in the middle. It looks like a circle. We call it the double moon ring, and that's the most beautiful."

Yang Mu was a little obsessed when he heard it. He never thought that there would be such a wonderful moonlight landscape. He had never even thought about it before.

The sound of pots and pans came from behind.

Yang Mu turned his head, and more than ten meters away, Lier had already dumped all the pots and pans on the floor.

Yang Mu walked over and said doubtfully:

"what?"

"I'm not very good at cooking."

Lil was sad.

Yang Mu doesn't need to think about it, a princess must have many people to take care of her on weekdays, so it's normal not to know how to cook.

Without saying a word, Yang Mu picked up the pots and pans from the ground, and started to study with all kinds of strange objects.

"Damn, what is this thing that looks like a mine?"

"Wooden flag, my favorite food! This is especially delicious after being stirred into puree."

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Yang Mu thought he was better than the princess, but he was stunned.

Wooden flag?Damn, what is it!

There are too many differences between the two worlds, and Yang Mu feels that he is not as lucky as others.

The things that people encounter after time travel are the same as the earth, why are the things they encounter after time travel so different?

There is no other way, what should I do if I don’t know the dishes?

Can only be studied with the princess.

Let Li'er tell him how to make the dishes, and then Yang Mu analyzed it, and the meal took a full hour to cook.

Over the course of the hour, Lil actually found joy.

Many values ​​of this planet are different from those of the earth, but some values ​​are still similar, such as family, love, and life.

Lier felt like a dream. She was almost beheaded at dawn, but now she can go back to her home and do this kind of thing with a man who looks good and talks a lot. It's really unexpected.

He doesn't look like a beggar at all. The beggars in the city have no quality and live a sloppy life, but this person is different.

So who would he be if he wasn't a beggar?

Lil doesn't believe that he is a time traveler anyway.

Is it an enemy spy?

Some spies sneaked in before the Great Barrier was sealed, but most of them were hidden, looking for opportunities to destroy the barrier, let the enemies and beasts from outside come in, and flatten their country.

If it was a spy, Lier would definitely kill Yang Mu without hesitation.

Thinking of this possibility, Lier actually begged her demon god in her heart.

Such a good-looking man, why not let him become a spy?

Yang Mu didn't know that his appearance was also useful to Miss Alien.

After the meal was finally ready, the two began to eat.

The meal was anything but quiet.

Lier was amazed at Yang Mu's craftsmanship.

"Wow, you did a really good job, it's delicious!"

Yang Mu was amazed at the taste of unfamiliar dishes.

"Grasshold! What's this called? Trojan horse? It's a bad name, but I like it!"

It took a lot of time to eat a meal.

It was dark, and February lifted off, making the night a little psychedelic.

Yang Mu had never experienced such a double moon night.

"Those two moons, aren't they refracted sunlight?"

"No, they are luminous bodies themselves, and you will say, the moon is not so beautiful on your planet?"

Lier stared at Yang Mu with the spoon in her mouth.

Yang Mu looked at the moon outside and nodded slowly.

"Earth's moon is also beautiful, but it is very lonely and its color system is very cold. Unlike your Xiangyue and Feiyue, which live together and complement each other, although it is night here, the sky is not too dark, like a night under a neon light. The ballroom is full of wonderful temptation and charm, and your moonlight is really suitable for falling in love with Tamar."

"Hehe! I think the Demon God is great again, and you are an interesting person."

"You mean, not only do I have a perfect body, but I also have an interesting soul?"

"Haha, well, I can't deny that, you're right."

"Actually, it's suitable to have some red wine and some candles here."

"what is that?"

"Next time, when I come again, I will bring you red wine and candles."

"Is there a toilet and a cheongsam?"

"Yes, haha."

"So when are you leaving? When are you coming?"

When Lier asked, Yang Mu felt a kind of soul fluctuation.

He knew that this was a sign that the power of the purple rough stone would pull him back. He had experienced it when he first came to this world.

"Should go immediately, and then for you, I will come back in an instant."

"What do you mean?"

"After I leave, the time in your world is still, so even if I've been away for a long time, you won't know. You blink, and when I come back, I already have red wine, candles, cheongsam and toilet in my hand. I will still Bring you a pair of high shoes, red ones."

"Haha! That's the best lie I've ever heard."

Lil laughed and covered her stomach.

What Yang Mu said is really interesting. Will her world stop when he travels away?

Doesn't that mean that he didn't leave? How is this possible?
Yang Mu looked at Lier and smiled, and said softly:

"Thank you for the dinner, thank you for the gift you gave me, and thank you for the beautiful moonlight. I'm in a good mood. Goodbye Lil, blink your eyes, I'll be back in half a second."

Lil laughed and closed her eyes obediently.

"Are you gone? Are you back? Can I open my eyes?"

The world just stood still, and Yang Mu's figure had disappeared.

Two planets that are far apart can no longer be described by distance, and their time axes are not the same at all, and the time trajectory of the earth cannot be used to measure the time of the distant world.

If you have to measure them, they are relatively static, and this is the case for Yang Mu.

When he travels, he does not need the span of time and space at all. He is there at this time, and he will return to the earth in a healthy state the next moment. He wants to end this battle within three seconds. If the magic item can be used, in fact Killing is easy!
(End of this chapter)

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