doomsday son-in-law

Chapter 661 The Long Crazy Night

Yang Mu encountered a very annoying little trouble.

His plan is to convince the younger one first, and then hang on tonight.

If Dahua wanted to drive him away, he would be ashamed.

This was originally a plan, but when he drank some wine and took the opportunity to make a request, Li Dahua, who was eating chicken feet, didn't even lift his eyelids.

"Okay."

what?
A guy you've only known for a few days wants to sleep in your bed, and you say - ok?
Do you want to be so casual?
Yang Mu quickly added another question.

"Where does Peanut live?"

"She'll come with us and let her live in the middle. Anyway, the bed is big enough and there are quilts. Didn't she say that you are warm? Then you can hug her to sleep."

So Yang Mu got into trouble like this.

If you want to eat the big ones, you naturally have to get rid of the small ones.

However, if you eat this big one, wouldn't it mean that you are greening yourself?
Dahua has already forgotten Yang Mu's appearance, so if he puts Dahua to sleep as a beard, how can Yang Mu be embarrassed?
Do you want to go further?Drive away the little ones to sleep with the big ones, or leave the little ones alone to feel aggrieved?

This problem is a bit difficult to deal with!

Yang Mu struggled for a long time, and finally took a sip of wine, and then lost all interest.

Go to bed and sleep, get up tomorrow morning and go outside to meditate and practice, and adjust your state to the best to deal with the fire ring of the gods.

With this thought, Yang Mu drank for a while, went straight to bed after drinking, and fell asleep soundly.

This fell asleep until midnight, Yang Mu woke up suffocated by urination, and rushed to the toilet without opening his eyes, after pushing the door open...

"what!"

A piercing scream woke up the dreamer!
"Woooooo, Mom? Uncle Beard? Where have you been? Wooooooo."

Two 10 minutes later...

After taking a bath, Li Dahua came out wearing a vest and shorts. Yang Mu stared straight at the dim light.

Li Dahua got into bed directly with a look of annoyance.

"you……"

"Keep down, the child just fell asleep!"

Before Li Dahua was about to lose her temper, Yang Mu interrupted her loud voice.

Li Dahua could only speak in a low voice.

"You don't know how to turn on the light when you go to the bathroom?"

"How do I know where the light is?"

In fact, many human gathering places can restore power, but now the power supply is tight, and generally only those with status can use electricity, and they have to use very low wattage.

But low wattage is better than no lights, Yang Mu swore he didn't see anything when he went in, it was pitch black.

"You don't know where the light switch is, but you know where the toilet is?"

"Didn't I take a bath in it during the day, I have an impression."

It's rare that Yang Mu's momentum is not high at this time, and Dahua is angry.

"You have an impression of the toilet when you take a shower, but not the light switch?"

"The toilet is so big, the switch is so small, I didn't pay attention."

"you……"

Dahua was too angry to speak.

Yang Mu, who was sitting on the sofa hugging a peanut, hurriedly said:
"You can't blame me all, why didn't you lock the door?"

"The door is not locked. You didn't know you took a shower? Besides, how do I know that you will wake up in the middle of the night when you are so drunk?"

"It's not normal to wake up at night."

Yang Mu muttered softly, and then said:

"I opened the door loud enough, and you didn't make a sound at all!"

"I just went in too! I'm sleepy too! I'm also sitting on the toilet with my eyes closed!"

Li Dahua's volume was still a bit high.

Yang Mu hastily waved his hand to tell her not to shout, and then said to her:

"So you went in without turning on the light, and you sat on the toilet with your eyes closed according to your memory... Then...then I also went in without turning on the light, and then walked to the toilet according to your memory... I didn't know you were there Sitting, you don't even need to untie your belt, of course you just..."

"beard!"

Li Dahua couldn't listen anymore, stopped Yang Mu from continuing, then covered her face and began to sob softly!
I was so wronged, just 10 minutes ago, she and Huzi had an unexpected encounter on the toilet in the bathroom, and she suffered a disadvantage because he was the one who peed standing up, while she was sitting on the horse riding a horse. There!

Yang Mu felt a little complacent at this time.

Grandma, let you forget about Lao Tzu!
Hey, this is also a punishment.

I didn't know how to deal with you before, but now it's a coincidence.

You escaped from Lao Tzu three times, and Lao Tzu only bullied you once, directly erasing all the resentment, so you can just be content and cry?I don't care about you even when you cry.

After going on like this for 10 minutes, Yang Mu finally said shamelessly:

"Still crying? Let your girl go to bed? It's very cold in the middle of the night. If she catches a cold, it's your responsibility."

Li Dahua sobbed twice, but couldn't stop crying.

Although this was regarded as a great shame and humiliation, Li Dahua was not that sad. It was all a misunderstanding, how could he really take it to heart?
She cried for the past 10 minutes, most of which was because she thought of her difficulties over the years, for crying, wanting to cry, and then she cried.

Don't cry at this time, Li Dahua went to the bathroom, Yang Mu hurriedly carried the little peanut back to the bed, hesitated for a while, finally put the peanut beside the bed recklessly, and then covered her with a quilt alone.

Yang Mu felt that something was wrong, and was afraid that she would fall, so he got out of bed and moved the sofa directly over. After turning 180 degrees, he put the back of the sofa against the side of the bed. This was equivalent to adding a wall to the bed. I can't fall down.

After doing all this, Yang Mu became energetic.

There are only two quilts on the bed, one was given to Xiao Peanut, and now I am covering myself with the other in the middle, of course Dahua will get under her own quilt when she comes back later!

Thinking of this, Yang Mu was a little nervous.

ate her?Green yourself!

Tell her directly that she is Yang Mu?Will he be kicked out of bed?

Don't eat?

Nima, are you so entangled?

After waiting for 10 minutes, Dahua came out, and when she reached the bedside, she made a sound, but her voice was trembling.

"What? Why are you in the middle?"

Yang Mu looked at her through the light from the window, his body was also trembling.

"Are you taking a shower again? Is there still hot water?"

"Not too hot, lukewarm water."

"Stupid you? Is the temperature in the middle of the night five degrees above zero?"

While Yang Mu was talking, he got up and pulled Da Hua onto the bed, put him under the quilt, and hugged Da Hua involuntarily.

Dahua wanted to resist, but she was too cold, and Yang Mu's body was like a furnace.

Dahua couldn't resist it for a while, it was so warm, the man's body was releasing heat, it was really comfortable.

Yang Mu thought that Da Hua would resist, but she didn't, she was as quiet as a sleepy cat, she wore very little, and threw away the pajamas that Yang Mu accidentally injured, it was her only pajamas.

So now she is only wearing a tank top and shorts, very sexy, even if she is not looking at it, but just holding it in her arms, Yang Mu can feel it.

He didn't grope casually, his hand slid across Dahua's arm, and clasped her hand.

Rubbing his fingers back and forth on his palm, Yang Mu felt the callus on Dahua's palm.

It seems that it is really not easy.

I thought she was smart and capable, but almost six years ago, she was too self-willed after all. She left home and ran out to doomsday by herself. She must have suffered a lot, right?

Speaking of it, she blamed herself, she left because of herself.

Yang Mu was thinking about it when the woman in his arms finally spoke.

"beard."

"Ok?"

"Shave off your beard tomorrow, it hurts."

"Oh……"

"Go to sleep."

"Oh... You are hugged by me like this, aren't you afraid that I will kill you?"

Li Dahua didn't speak for a long time, just when Yang Mu thought she might be asleep, she said:
"I haven't slept with a man for almost six years, and now, I am 30 years old, can't you see it? Yellowstone makes me look pink and tender, as if I am still 20 years old, but I am indeed 30 years old. Years old."

"Oh."

"So there's nothing to be afraid of, you can do what you want, I don't hate you, I don't make you responsible, I don't fall in love with you, and we don't form a long-term relationship, you understand? "

"..."

"So Beard, do what you want."

Da Hua's final voice was so dreamy that Yang Mu's heart trembled when he heard it.

Nima's!
She has started to be picked by you?

but……

She really hasn't touched a man for almost six years?
That is to say, regardless of whether she is willing or not, in fact, she has indeed guarded herself like a jade for Yang Mu?

This Nima is simply a miracle!
Yang Mu felt that if he was a woman with little ability, starting from scratch and walking in the apocalypse for six years, he would not know how many men would have sex!

Whether it is active or passive, the probability of this kind of thing happening is much higher than picking up a dollar on the street.

It’s not right to say that, it should be said that this probability is lower than the probability of not getting your shoes wet while walking by the river!

Anyway, Yang Mu thought that Li Dahua had a man one hundred percent, but she said she didn't.

Is she lying to herself?
impossible?

What was her reason and motive for cheating?It doesn't make sense!Everyone is an adult, if she is really cheating, she will directly say: My mother is Chu Nu!How good is that?Why do you still say that you haven't touched a man for almost six years?

Anyway, if this is true, then to Yang Mu, the big flower that guards her body like a jade is too precious, like a treasure!

Now, am I going to destroy this precious treasure in the name of Beard?
Set Nima!Absolutely not!

She should tell her that she is Yang Mu!
However, doing so will definitely destroy the atmosphere at this time!

It's over, I'm a little confused.

Dahua seemed impatient to wait, her hand was sliding back and forth on Yang Mu's back?
"you……"

"Are you nervous?"

Dahua's voice was very weak, inaudible, but Yang Mu could still hear it.

"Not nervous, how could I be nervous? Are you kidding me?"

"Huzi, you are very mysterious. You haven't told me yet. How old are you? To be honest, I can't tell."

"I'm 27."

"Oh...not too big, if you have yellow stones, you will look like 20 years old."

"Yes."

"So you shave your beard tomorrow?"

"Well, okay, didn't I promise you just now?"

"Hmm... are you sleepy?"

"Fortunately."

"I don't have a beard at all now.

"So... what do you want to do?"

"I thought we'd made it clear?"

"No...and you were crying so sad just now."

Yang Mu wanted to bite his tongue, feeling that his lines were really weak at this time.

Dahua suddenly turned over, with her back facing Yang Mu, so that the two bodies could fit together more perfectly.

Li Da led Yang Mu's hand to her stomach.

It was still smooth and flat and free of fat.

"beard."

"what?"

"Didn't I tell you before? A woman's tears are worthless. Never be fooled by a woman's tears. I can lie in your arms and cry while thinking about which handsome guys I want to sing K with at night. If you think tears represent a heavy emotion, you're wrong, it's just a gift of women, understand?"

"Oh……"

"So what do you want to do? For a long night, I will listen to you."

(End of this chapter)