doomsday son-in-law

Chapter 813

Yang Mu looked at the woman in front of him with embarrassment, the key was that he couldn't see her face under the mask, but they were so close that she was almost close to him.

Yang Mu couldn't help looking down, oh my god, I can't see my feet!

He has no chest or stomach, how could he not see his feet?

Just because the pink skirt is too close, so
Oh, this is not a joke, but the reality.

Just because the pink dress stood so close, he couldn't see his feet. I have to say that women are magical. They can always use something to block a man's sight. It's either beautiful, charming, or down-to-earth. body structure.

"Hey, little Japan, you've already hit me, do you want to move back?"

Yang Mu whispered in Chinese, but he was actually praising the chick in his heart.

Unexpectedly, the little girl also said in Chinese:

"A. Of the water that humans draw from rivers, lakes, aquifers, and wetlands, 74% is used for agriculture, 18% for industry, and 8% for domestic use.

B. Spiders may not be able to catch insects with their webs, but spiders will never catch insects without their webs.Efforts may not be rewarded, but there must be no rewards for not working hard.

C. Coriander is rich in essential oils and has a strong aroma, but essential oils are extremely volatile and cannot withstand prolonged heating, so it is best to add coriander before eating to preserve its aroma.

D. There are as many as 2000 million bones in the whole body of sea cucumbers, but these bones are so small that they can never be seen with the naked eye. They can only be seen under a microscope when they are magnified dozens or even hundreds of times.

ABCD, which one to choose? "

Yang Mu's soul trembled, isn't she called Heicun Muxue?Such a standard mandarin sounded like a beautiful female announcer, better than his own Chinese, but even so, Yang Mu still didn't quite understand what she meant.

"what?"

"From the four sentences I said just now, ABCD, choose the one with a grammatical defect from among them."
"This"

Yang Mu's memory is of course good, remembering what she said just now.

Four sentences to choose a sentence with language problems?
"This"

"This is a question that appeared in the CET-[-] test. I am a little Japanese, but I have taken the CET-[-] test. Can you tell me? Of the four above, which one do you think has a language problem?"

"This"

Yang Mu said the word "this" three times in a row.

Confused!

Which of the four sentences has a language problem?

Option A is considered ground knowledge, and there is nothing wrong with using groundwater for human beings.

B is a small prophecy about the spider's web, so there's nothing wrong with it.

C is common sense in life, and it is also true about coriander.

D is a small popularization of science. It turns out that sea cucumbers have so many bones, right?
Hey!
HSK-[-] questions?Choose one with a speech problem?It all looks right, okay?Is there a typo?But she said it, and she couldn't see the words in the test questions.

Damn, as a Chinese, when faced with a question full of Chinese character sentences, I couldn't find the problem for a while.

"Don't know? Then let me tell you, choose D."

"Huh? Why?"

"D. There are as many as 2000 million bones in the sea cucumber's body, but these bones are so small that they can never be seen with the naked eye. They must be magnified dozens or even hundreds of times under a microscope to see them."

"Yes, what's wrong with this sentence?"

"Changing the subject secretly, the first subject is sea cucumber, and then the bone is described later, so is the bone or sea cucumber magnified under the microscope? Its subject is not clear, this is the first mistake. And the sentence says-it can never be seen with the naked eye! The word "never" is too absolute. These extremely small bones cannot be seen directly with the naked eye, but they can be seen with the naked eye through a magnifying glass, so "never seen with the naked eye", the word "never" It’s really embarrassing, it’s better to change it to invisible under normal circumstances.”

"This"

"See, although I'm a little Japanese, my Chinese is better than yours. This is a question in the Chinese Test Band [-] that I took in the year when the apocalypse broke out. I am very honored. I got a perfect score in that test. Good grades, so in terms of Chinese, I am no worse than you at all! You just secretly whispered in Chinese—'Hey, little Japan, you have already hit me, do you want to stand back?' You think I don’t understand, So I bring some descriptions that are hostile to me, I don't mind, but if you like to speak in Chinese, we can communicate in Chinese, I hope you can change the name of me, I don't like being called Little Japan, You can call me Heicun Muxue, or Muxue, Xiaoxue, mask, beauty, elder sister, younger sister, baby, dear, officer, senior, teacher, etc."
"Oh well, maybe I can teach you teacher, why are you wearing a mask and pretending to be cool?"

"No, I might be pretending to be cool in a skintight red skirt like this, but my face mask isn't."

"Your armor is very powerful? So you don't need to wear a standard military uniform?"

"My armor is not great at all, but you see, my red dress is very sexy, I think it is beautiful, it makes me passionate in battle, for me, a fighter like me, passion is more important than seeking Stability is more important, so even in the face of zombies, my combat characteristic is to use attacks to crush everything."

Yang Mu felt that what this chick said was really cool, but whether she was so powerful in actual combat would only be known in actual combat.

"Okay, recruit, I'm very happy to be your special trainer. You and I are both high-level gods of war. I think ordinary training is meaningless to you. Shall we do something special?"

"What's special?"

"push ups!"

"what?"

"Soldier! Didn't you hear my order? Push-ups! Quick! Get down and do push-ups! Like a man! Will you?"

The little girl yelled like a military training instructor, and Yang Mu rolled his eyes.

Well, isn't it just push-ups?

He was obedient, and began to support his body up and down with his arms.

Since he didn't attend these days, it's okay to be trained alone now, Yang Mu can accept it.

However, this is a game, not that simple. Yang Mu had just done five or six, when the chick sat on his back.

Although the soft touch is nice, Yang Mu thinks this is an insult, right?How can a man like me be sat by her casually?
"Yang Mu, the rules of the game are like this. I can't touch the ground with my feet. You must maintain this state of push-ups with both hands. The faster you do push-ups, the more likely you are to get me off the ground. So do you want to challenge it? "

"I won't be fooled. No matter how much I make, you can sit firmly on me. Do you think I don't know?"

"So you don't want to? I also want to tell you about our killing of zombies, the five major battlefields, and the various characteristics of zombies when you do push-ups."

"Then tell me, let's try this bet. The bet is, if you fall off me, we'll play in reverse, how about it?"

"it is good!"

Naturally, Yang Mu's strength can easily bear Heicun Muxue's body, so he is not in a hurry, first he does push-ups normally, and then listens to her narration.

Heicun Muxue's voice was actually quite flat all along, and at this moment she said:

"Because you didn't come to participate in the special training, so you don't know anything about the battlefield. Let me tell you now. Outside our city walls, within a range of tens of kilometers, five huge fortifications were actually built. After the zombies came In the end, we will enter these five fortifications, and we will fight zombies inside, so it is called the five major battlefields."

Yang Mu did dozens of push-ups with ease, and the speed was neither too fast nor too slow. Heicun Muxue was a little curious. If Yang Mu kept slowing down like this, there was really no way to get himself off. night?

Although curious, Heicun Muxue didn't ask, but continued to talk about the five major battlefields.

"There were almost 5000 people in the original [-]th District and the [-]th District. They died in the battle of Tiandao Valley yesterday. Tiandao Valley has mountains in the middle and mountains on both sides. There are two valleys between three mountains. If we enter, we will go up to the mountain in the middle, and then Kill the zombies in the canyon."

"These battlefields were built by humans, which means that humans should have the upper hand. I'm curious, why are they still completely wiped out?"
"Because they failed to kill the pink beast variant."

"Pink beast variant? What?"

"A kind of mutated zombies covered with pink rough stones all over the body. Their greatest significance in the zombie group is the defensive halo. Yes, it can be called the defensive halo. As long as there are pink beasts, all kinds of attacks by humans will not affect the entire zombie group. The damage caused by the words is minimal. If you want to kill a group of corpses, you must first kill the possible little corpse kings, that is, intelligent zombies, cut off their command system, and then kill the pink beast aliens, remove their defense system, gone With these two things, the zombie swarm will be easy to deal with, and if you kill the various mutants inside, it will break their offensive system, this is the process of fighting the zombie swarm, and it is also a process of winning."

Yang Mu was dumbfounded.

Are the zombie groups so powerful now?Also Tamar has a defensive command system!

Fortunately, he still wanted to kill all the zombies in the world, but he didn't know much about zombies.

"Tell me, the strongest boss in the zombie territory, why didn't he just send all his younger brothers to destroy you?"

"Well, it involves the wisdom and psychology of the corpse king."

"Huh? And this knowledge?"

"Yes, some people specialize in studying the psychology of the corpse king, and once published an article in a newspaper. Those people believe that the intelligence of the corpse king is obviously different from that of humans, and is closer to animal nature.

First of all, it needs to continue, so it is constantly producing the next generation;
Then it needs a sense of security, so it gathers a large number of alien zombies in its inner circle,

A large number of ordinary zombies are scattered outside;

Then there are many zombie groups roaming outside to scout the enemy's situation.

This is why the zombie territory will not spread too fiercely casually, because the corpse king needs to have so many numbers around it to protect itself.

When we kill zombies, what we have to do is to kill the corpses that have differentiated in the territory, instead of actively attacking the zombie territory.

Psychologists believe that once we take the initiative to attack the zombie territory, we may touch the bottom line of the zombie king's inner safety, and then trigger it to fight back in an all-round way!Then it will be dangerous. "

"Hmph! Is this person worthy of being a psychologist?"

Yang Mu scoffed.

"What? Do you have a better idea?"

(End of this chapter)