doomsday son-in-law

Chapter 859

Zhao Guangyi cried for a long time, then continued to narrate.

After his mother died, the only person in the family who still felt sorry for him was a cousin.

The cousin found him a job in the sanitation department, and told the sanitation department about Zhao Guangyi's autism.

The leader of the environmental sanitation department was quite reasonable and allowed him to clean at night and hide during the day, and he didn't have to attend small meetings, but the general meeting was still required, because the secretary of the big leader had to roll his name, and he was not easy to get along with and was rather rigid.

Zhao Guangyi continued his life like this until his stomach hurt so much that he thought he might die.

At that moment, he suddenly felt that his life was too miserable, and he suddenly thought of his parents, those were the people he had the most contact with in his life, and they were also the only ones.

He also thought of the male classmates who bullied him in junior high and high school, who turned out to be the ones he interacted with the most in his life.

He used to stay at home and watch a lot of TV series and movies when he had nothing to do.

What he loves most is family dramas, so he actually envies family, wants to have a woman of his own, and also wants to have his own children.

But his life seems to have come to an end, and everything has nothing to do with him.

He is going to die!
Before he died, he left so many regrets, what a painful realization that is, only he knows.

"But in the end I didn't die. I lay in the room for four days. I was fine! Hehe, I thought, maybe God heard my heart and left me the last chance, so I came back to life. That day I dressed neatly and walked out of the room. I planned to see the world again. I used to go out at night and rarely saw it during the day, but I didn’t expect it to be the end of the world. Hey, I ran away all the way, all the way Escape, old guy, it’s not easy for me to survive. Then I came to Blackberry Academy. The person who escaped with me was very nice. He helped me find a job boiling water in the academy. Later, a teacher accidentally found me The ability to control the soul is different, so I have the original stone, but I didn't expect that the teacher's ultimate purpose was to study me and lock me up for many years."

Listening to Zhao Guangyi's story, Yang Mu felt so humble.

If you live like this for the rest of your life, why is that person still alive?There is no interest in life, no name in death, after his death, no one in this world will know that there was such a person who walked in the world, how sad it is.

"So you want to change, do you like Su Yueying?"

"No no no, I"

Zhao Guangyi was very nervous, he kept waving his hands, but stopped in the middle of talking, and then sighed decadently:

"Too young, she is too young."

"However, there is a difference of more than 20 years. Humans have yellow stones. There is no problem with physical function. You may live for hundreds of years. Your life has just begun. Old Zhao, Zhao Guangyi, after many years, you still have to Was it the same as before?"

"If you don't live like this, what else can I do?"

"That's why I said that you need a man. I will tell you about my life so that you know what it means to be tough."

Yang Mu is crazy because he thinks his life is legendary enough.

The passage of Wandering is very familiar. As the saying goes, a new trick can be eaten all over the world. It has already been said a lot. Creepy.

Yang Mu used this story to deceive the hearts of many women, and it is also effective for men.

Zhao Guangyi was startled when he heard it, and asked questions from time to time, and then he was amazed, until Yang Mu became the son-in-law of the house, stayed there for two years, and then the end broke out.

Yang Mu's life after the doomsday is obviously more exciting.

I won't mention the matter of obtaining rough stones. Yang Mu is mainly talking about women.

Hu Die, Li Dahua, Lin Yue, Xiangru, Wen Sijia, Chu Hong, Midsummer, Gu Na, Gu Li, Yu Jiao, Wang Yuan, Hong Yi, Xiao Ju, Alisina, and Eighteen Lolita, Eighteen Maids , and even mentioned Meng Shengge and Qu Xiaowen.

The jealousy in Zhao Guangyi's eyes could be used to make kimchi, and he stuttered after Yang Mu finished speaking.

"You actually slept with so many women?"

Yang Mu nodded shamelessly and said:
"What is this? I still have a lot to say."

"Those eighteen little lolitas are all seventeen or eighteen-year-old girls!"

"Well, of course!"

"Wow! Brother, you are really amazing."

"So what you need is a life mentor, an excellent man like me, to tell you how to sleep with women!"

"Yes, yes, but brother, are you sure you're not bragging? As long as you look like this, this physique can't crush other girls to death. They are really willing to climb into your bed."

"This"

Yang Mu was stunned for a moment, and then became angry.

"It's not like I've always grown up like this. It's just that my body has mutated. I still have a chance to become what I used to be, and I'm a super handsome guy."

"Hey, he's still going to be handsome after all."

Zhao Guangyi was a little disappointed, he was an old man and had nothing to do with handsome.

"A handsome man is not everything. How do you make a woman follow you with all her heart? It's not how handsome you are, it's not how capable you are, it's not how rich you are, it's because you've got used to sleeping with her! Those money worshipers really control their looks Yes, but believe me, most women don't really care about it, the key is that you can stimulate their imagination."

"Imagination?"

"Well, women are a species that fantasizes all the time. Why did many women prefer men to send them flowers in the past? Do you think they really like flowers? Maybe the moment she receives the flowers, she has already fantasized that men will give them flowers. Invite her to dinner, drink, and take her to open rooms at night! That's what they are."

"is it?"

"Of course, women are also human beings, and they have the same needs as men. The so-called refusal to welcome is applicable to most oriental women. The oriental culture makes women have to be in a state of repression in that respect, because it is a moral norm, but you think Do they agree with this in their hearts? Do they think it is bad for men to go out to play? Of course not! In fact, they will envy men and hope to be as romantic as men, but it is a pity that they are women!"

Yang Mu began to talk eloquently, not all of them were true, many of them were even fallacies, but the topics he talked about were very exciting, making Zhao Guangyi, who had never touched a woman before, turn red, even his neck and ears were red, as if After taking the aphrodisiac, it was average.

The two communicated for a while, and Zhao Guangyi really felt that he had benefited a lot, and finally regarded Yang Mu as a god.

"What should I call you? Call you good brother, like our age"

"In our future, five hundred years will be the minimum life expectancy, so the difference within one hundred years should be regarded as an age group. Using the previous expression, we are still children, and even one-fifth of our life is not enough. Do you know if you haven’t finished? You can just call me good brother, and I’ll call you Old Zhao.”

"Don't call me Lao Zhao anymore. Didn't you kill the administrator Lao Zhao? He has become a dead ghost. It's very unlucky."

"It doesn't matter, we don't pay attention to these feudal superstitions."

"Okay, but good brother, can you really be my life mentor? Let me sleep with women in this life? What should I do?"

"Take your time, don't worry, Su Yueying is not a top-quality woman, let's practice with her first, and when there is a better one later, we can find someone else.

Old Zhao was a little embarrassed, and after a long time scratched his head and said:

"Actually, Song Cirong is pretty good, too."

"Song Cirong? The 50-year-old eldest sister?"

Yang Mu was speechless, this old Zhao Huantama had his eyes on several of them.

Maybe he didn't fall in love with anyone at all, he just lacked women too much, and if he was given a sow, he might secretly kiss a couple of them.

"Okay, then target Song Cirong and Su Yueying."

"What should I do, brother."

Lao Zhao was very anxious and asked again.

"It's very simple, let them get acquainted with your existence first! That Su Yueying has a cleanliness habit, so it's not easy to deal with; Song Cirong at least looks normal, let's start with her. From today onwards, you will always appear near her, looking for opportunities to get along with her." She has physical contact, let her get acquainted with you first, get used to you, and then look for opportunities to take it down."

"Huh? Is this all right?"

"Old Zhao, do you think chasing women is so complicated? Let me tell you, you will always be strangers before you go to bed, and you are your own when you go to bed. The distance between a man and a woman is not love, after all, it is just a bed! And You have to know, you think sleeping with a woman is a big deal, for other women, it's just lying on the bed and taking off your pants, it's not complicated at all!"

When Yang Mu said it, he was very energetic, but after all, it made Zhao Guangyi's blood boil.

Let's act now, let him chat with Song Cirong immediately.

Yang Mu was very proud, and felt that his experience in women was pretty good, so he guided Zhao Guangyi in this way, and he should gradually get results.

It's a pity that everything was not so easy. Zhao Guangyi went and went, and immediately fainted when he saw Song Cirong. It is already very difficult for an autistic patient to open his heart. It is impossible to expect him to become a master of seduction possible.

What Yang Mu said was clear, no matter how much Zhao Guangyi agreed with it, he was useless in actual combat.

Song Cirong still looked like a noble lady, treating others neither humble nor overbearing, while Zhao Guangyi squatted in the corner of others' houses like a grandson.

Yang Mu watched all this with a yellow villain and shook his head again and again.

Forget it, take your time, it can't be done overnight.

What's more, helping Zhao Guangyi find women is not his goal, he just wants to get to know them and reach an intimate relationship.

Since Zhao Guangyi can't do it, he can only do it himself.

Yang Mu directly used the little yellow man to invite Song Cirong to come to the office, and Zhao Guangyi waited for news.

Song Cirong walked gracefully all the way with small steps. After entering the room, Yang Mu directly closed the door.

This is the basement, and most of the buildings basically have no windows, and the same is true for this large office. There are many lights around it, illuminating this place like daylight.

Seeing Yang Mu close the door, Song Cirong seemed a little nervous, and said softly:

"Why close the door? Yang Mu, we are grasshoppers on the same rope now, are you going to bully me?"

Seeing Song Cirong as if he was going to molest her, Yang Mu covered his face speechlessly.

"Auntie, I admit that I like older women, and I also admit that you look like a middle-aged lady, but you are already fifty! What should I do? Bully you, a 50-year-old old man?"

(End of this chapter)