Invincible Bones

Chapter 15 Children can't drink alcohol

"Haha, buddy Lin Zhi, let me tell you, you don't know that the days when I was fighting those high-ranking gods in the sky, that life will be enjoyable."

On the way, the balloon man Gut Gumeng kept talking about his "heroic deeds" blah blah blah.

Lin Zhi walked on the yellow ground calmly, nodding symbolically from time to time.

As early as 10 minutes ago, he had cast the curse of deafness on himself and the small bones, allowing Gut Gumeng to speak passionately, and they could not hear the slightest sound.

After briefing Gut Gumeng about the situation, Lin Zhi learned that this is the closest balloon-man territory to the human race.

With the cliff as the dividing line, above the cliff is the domain of the human race, and below it is the domain of the balloon people.

Although the plane distance is only a few kilometers, whether it is a human race or a balloon man, it is impossible to cross thousands of meters of cliffs and enter the other party's territory.

After jumping off the cliff, Lin Zhi wanted to find a world map to put on his body, so that it would be much more convenient for his mother to find the small bones, and at the same time, he could focus on the place and learn more about other races in the world.

Therefore, the place they are going now is the nearest balloon town, "Shuluo Town" with a population of tens of thousands.

There, there are shops selling world maps.

Da da?

Little Bones walked beside Lin Zhi, sticking out his little head from time to time, looking at the huge wine bottle in Gut Gumeng's hand.

In the eyes of the little guy, this level of water storage tool is already very delicate.

"Huh?" Gut Gumeng noticed the action of the little bone, stopped chattering and bragging, waved his hand, and said, "Hey, little guy, don't look, if you want to drink, come here!"

Little Bones tilted his head and looked at him, without any further reaction.

"Hey, can't you also understand language?" Gut Gumeng saw the doubts of the little bones.

Lin Zhi noticed the end of the bragging solo, and quietly untied the deafness curse on himself and Xiaoguo.

"Do you understand, I said that if you want to drink, you can come to me. Wine is the most delicious drink in the world!" Gute Gumeng gestured to the little bone with his hands, trying to express himself through body language the meaning of.

Da da!

Hearing Gute Gumeng's words, the empty eyes of the little bone lit up immediately: Is there any food more delicious than bones in the world?

For a while, the little guy's curiosity about the jug showed a geometric growth!
It took a step in the direction of Gut Gumeng, then quickly retracted, raised its head and looked at Lin Zhi eagerly.

"It's okay, let's go, it's good to know more about things." Lin Zhi waved his hand.

Whoosh!
The little bone who got the consent of the rake ran over in an instant, and looked around the big wine bottle non-stop.

The wine bottle was originally bigger than Gute Gumeng, and Gute Gumeng was about the same height as Lin Zhi at the moment. The comparison between the two made the wine bottle look extremely huge in front of the little bone.

After a while, Little Bones noticed that the top of the wine bottle was tightly corked by the cork.

It hugged the wine bottle and climbed up bit by bit like a white bone spider. The two unique bones growing backwards in the center of the spine firmly pressed against the surface of the wine bottle to support the body.

After climbing to the mouth of the bottle, Little Bones took a look at the cork, which was about the same size as himself, and then stretched out ten pointed white bone fingers to insert into the cork, adjusted the angle, and then lifted it up with force.

Boer~

The little guy had a lot of strength, and the tightly packed cork was thrown out and rolled onto the yellow ground.

Looking at the cork with ten holes, Gut Gumeng felt a burst of blood in his heart.

This is a stopper made of very rare "wine sealing wood", which has the effect of sealing wine and locking its flavor. The market price of each is 10 gold coins, which is more expensive than a wine bottle.

And now, it's leaking...

Da da da!
Little Bones yelled at Lin Zhi as if he had discovered a new world, as if telling himself that there were layers of water mist inside.

It didn't smell the aroma of wine on its face.

The earliest undead bones actually had a sense of smell, but whenever they were smelly and wanted to cover their noses, they found that they had no nose to cover and could only passively suffer from the stench.

Over time, the sense of smell was completely eliminated in the evolution of the Undead Bone Race.

Similarly, there is also the sense of taste. Except for the bones that can be absorbed by them, other foods can only be eaten in the mouth and flow out of the spine.

When Lin Zhi was drinking just now, the little bone was still trapped in the deep pit. It didn't know that Papa had already drank the liquid inside.

"Take off the head and throw it in, drink it to see the taste."

Lin Zhi lightly raised his finger, with his ability, it is not difficult for the little bones to taste the taste of fruit wine.

Hearing this, Gut Gumeng, who was standing beside him, twitched his mouth.

Take your head apart and throw it in to drink, such a unique and scary way, only you Undead Bones can do it in the world!
"It's a pity that my bottle of good wine, if this head is thrown in, it will be ruined." Gute Gumeng felt a heart-wrenching pain in his heart.

For the alcoholic balloon people, if someone dared to spoil their wine bottle like this, they would pick him up and beat him up even if they were desperate.

But Gut Gumeng didn't dare to do this.

Along the way, he tried to perceive the depth of the adult Undead Bone Race standing beside him, but he still couldn't see through.

Offending the Undead Bone Race of this class rashly may cause difficult troubles for themselves and even Shuluo Town.

Didn't it say it just now, when someone else strikes first, there is a reason to kill the other party!
This is also the main reason why Gute Gumeng, who has always been lazy, agreed to lead the way to Shuluo Town. Without him watching, maybe the Undead Bone Race would cause such a disaster in Shuluo Town!
thump!
Over there, Little Bones decisively took off his skeleton head and threw it into the wine bottle, and the sound of falling into the water came from the mouth of the bottle.

"Hey wait."

Gut Gumeng looked at the headless skeleton standing on the bottle, and suddenly thought of a message that made him feel distressed.

"Ordinary people must spoil their wine if they run into it, but the Undead Bone Clan is different! Some wine-making masters even deliberately add the bones of beasts to the wine to make bone wine."

"Thinking about it this way, I also got a small bottle of undead bone wine for free?!"

Thinking of this, a cheerful smile appeared on Gute Gumeng's slightly fat face.

Wouldn't it be more face-saving to take such a bottle of wine back to show the old things in the town?

Undead Bone Race Bone Wine, have you ever drank it? !
Lin Zhi looked at the balloon man who was depressed for a while and held back his laughter, and suddenly felt a little baffled: In addition to bragging, this balloon man also suffers from facial cramps?
After waiting for a while, the headless body of Little Bones moved slowly. It lay on the top of the wine bottle, reached in, fished out its head, and installed it back.

da~da~~da da~
After the head returned to its place, the little guy's body movements instantly became strange, and the sound made by the collision of the jaws was also soft, not as energetic as before.

It turned around unsteadily, trying to jump off the mouth of the wine bottle, but unexpectedly, its feet couldn't lift up the strength, and it stepped on the air, fell head-down from the mouth of the bottle, and landed on the yellow ground.

At this time, Lin Zhi suddenly remembered a very important thing, that is...

Children, don't drink alcohol!

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