Don't mess with the stupid concubine
Chapter 249 The Concubine Only Wants the Emperor 9
Chapter 249 The Concubine Only Wants the Emperor 9
Except for Tai Chu, the other officials were so frightened that they knelt down to the ground immediately: "The ministers are loyal to the emperor, and the sun and the moon can be seen with their sincerity. I hope the emperor will clearly observe..."
"You're all up now..." Sima Chu's face softened and he said, "Don't worry, I will let people secretly investigate the spies. If anyone accepts Beimu's benefits and informs Beimu, it's time to take advantage of it." If you haven't committed treason yet, it's best to come to me and confess yourself, and I promise not to blame the past, if I find out about it, I won't be sympathetic..."
One kind of officials said in unison: "The emperor is clear! The emperor is clear!"
"Lu Caihe!"
"The end is here!"
"You return to northern Xinjiang quickly, always pay attention to the movements of Beimu's army, and send pigeons to report the enemy's situation at any time."
"Yes, Your Majesty!"
……
Half an hour later, the court affairs ended, and Sima Chu invited Taichu to the Huxin Pavilion in the Imperial Garden for breakfast.
After Sima Chu picked up a delicate pastry and stuffed it into his mouth, he looked at Taichu strangely and said, "Master, why don't you eat it? This lotus cake is always the most suitable for your taste."
"Your Majesty, are you sure it's Furong Cake?" Taichu smiled and said, "Your Majesty can't even taste the pastry you put in your mouth, so you can see that you are absent-minded. This pastry is salty, and Furong Cake is dessert..."
"Ah?" Sima Chu was stunned for a moment, and then said: "Ha, I really made a mistake, maybe because I drank too much wine last night, and my sense of taste has lost its ability."
"It's not a malfunction, it's absent-mindedness, you've lost your mind, Your Majesty... Are you still worrying about women?"
Sima Chu couldn't help giving a thumbs up: "Master, as expected of a master, nothing can be hidden from your eyes!"
Taichu said: "What's wrong with the eyes? Now that the matter in northern Xinjiang can come to an end for the time being, and Shangguanze has been defeated and fled again. Apart from the women in the harem, what else can bother the emperor so much that his sense of taste fails?"
"Hey, master, tell me, what should I do? Both of them are affectionate and righteous to me, and I feel embarrassed if I hurt anyone, alas...how should I choose...Master, please help me."
"Excuse me, Your Majesty, I don't know anything about the relationship between men and women, so how can I help the Emperor?"
"Master, you can do it. You must have a way. Since I was a child, I have been taught by my master. I really want to hear what my master said..."
"Do you really want to help you as a teacher?"
"Of course, master, only you can save me..."
"Okay, I will help you once as a teacher, but the emperor must close his eyes first and relax."
"Okay, I will listen to the master." Sima Chu said, closing his eyes gently, taking a deep breath, then exhaling slowly, breathing again, exhaling again...
After repeating this seven or eight times, he said: "Master, is it alright?"
"Okay, open your eyes."
"Huh? Master, what... what do you mean?" Sima Chu saw that the cakes on the stone table had been emptied by the maid, and there were only two different varieties of passion fruit, one red and one green, on it.
Taichu pointed to the red passion fruit and said: "The red one represents the queen, your majesty, tell me honestly, what do you think of the queen?"
"The queen... is very good. At the beginning, I thought she was too strong, didn't give me face, and lacked the tenderness of a woman. Later, I felt very happy to be with her. The most important thing is that the queen often gives me I brought surprises, and at the same time made me feel very solid with her..."
(End of this chapter)
Except for Tai Chu, the other officials were so frightened that they knelt down to the ground immediately: "The ministers are loyal to the emperor, and the sun and the moon can be seen with their sincerity. I hope the emperor will clearly observe..."
"You're all up now..." Sima Chu's face softened and he said, "Don't worry, I will let people secretly investigate the spies. If anyone accepts Beimu's benefits and informs Beimu, it's time to take advantage of it." If you haven't committed treason yet, it's best to come to me and confess yourself, and I promise not to blame the past, if I find out about it, I won't be sympathetic..."
One kind of officials said in unison: "The emperor is clear! The emperor is clear!"
"Lu Caihe!"
"The end is here!"
"You return to northern Xinjiang quickly, always pay attention to the movements of Beimu's army, and send pigeons to report the enemy's situation at any time."
"Yes, Your Majesty!"
……
Half an hour later, the court affairs ended, and Sima Chu invited Taichu to the Huxin Pavilion in the Imperial Garden for breakfast.
After Sima Chu picked up a delicate pastry and stuffed it into his mouth, he looked at Taichu strangely and said, "Master, why don't you eat it? This lotus cake is always the most suitable for your taste."
"Your Majesty, are you sure it's Furong Cake?" Taichu smiled and said, "Your Majesty can't even taste the pastry you put in your mouth, so you can see that you are absent-minded. This pastry is salty, and Furong Cake is dessert..."
"Ah?" Sima Chu was stunned for a moment, and then said: "Ha, I really made a mistake, maybe because I drank too much wine last night, and my sense of taste has lost its ability."
"It's not a malfunction, it's absent-mindedness, you've lost your mind, Your Majesty... Are you still worrying about women?"
Sima Chu couldn't help giving a thumbs up: "Master, as expected of a master, nothing can be hidden from your eyes!"
Taichu said: "What's wrong with the eyes? Now that the matter in northern Xinjiang can come to an end for the time being, and Shangguanze has been defeated and fled again. Apart from the women in the harem, what else can bother the emperor so much that his sense of taste fails?"
"Hey, master, tell me, what should I do? Both of them are affectionate and righteous to me, and I feel embarrassed if I hurt anyone, alas...how should I choose...Master, please help me."
"Excuse me, Your Majesty, I don't know anything about the relationship between men and women, so how can I help the Emperor?"
"Master, you can do it. You must have a way. Since I was a child, I have been taught by my master. I really want to hear what my master said..."
"Do you really want to help you as a teacher?"
"Of course, master, only you can save me..."
"Okay, I will help you once as a teacher, but the emperor must close his eyes first and relax."
"Okay, I will listen to the master." Sima Chu said, closing his eyes gently, taking a deep breath, then exhaling slowly, breathing again, exhaling again...
After repeating this seven or eight times, he said: "Master, is it alright?"
"Okay, open your eyes."
"Huh? Master, what... what do you mean?" Sima Chu saw that the cakes on the stone table had been emptied by the maid, and there were only two different varieties of passion fruit, one red and one green, on it.
Taichu pointed to the red passion fruit and said: "The red one represents the queen, your majesty, tell me honestly, what do you think of the queen?"
"The queen... is very good. At the beginning, I thought she was too strong, didn't give me face, and lacked the tenderness of a woman. Later, I felt very happy to be with her. The most important thing is that the queen often gives me I brought surprises, and at the same time made me feel very solid with her..."
(End of this chapter)
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