Don't mess with the stupid concubine

Chapter 278 The price of eating beautiful women! 8

Chapter 278 The price of eating beautiful women! 8
Caiyi saw the words of Shuangxiu Secret Technique, two red clouds appeared on his cheeks, and he criticized: "Your Majesty, the majestic ninety-five, how can you be like a street hooligan who is keen on the way of bed? "

"Cough cough!" Sima Chu coughed twice, hugged Caiyi playfully and said, "Queen, you don't understand this, this is an ancient book I found in the library, and ordinary bed things It's different, you see, in addition to the pictures and texts, there is also the inner strength method that should be paid attention to when combining / merging. This is a unique cultivation technique suitable for husband and wife. We can study and study together now, so that we can practice together in the future. .”

Caiyi casually tossed the book aside: "Is it necessary to cultivate a unique skill? Wouldn't it be better to learn the Sunflower Book?"

"Sunflower Treasure?" Sima Chu frowned: "What kind of martial arts is that? I have never heard of the master..."

Caiyi smiled and said: "That is the most powerful martial art in the world, once you master it, you will become Dongfang Invincible..."

"Invincible in the East? Queen, could it be that what you have learned is the Sunflower Book?"

Caiyi froze for a moment, originally wanted to talk to him for fun, but who knew that he was so serious, so she had no choice but to say: "Yes, Your Majesty, what my concubine learned is the Sunflower Book, but my concubine's qualifications are dull Able to enter the elementary stage, alas, the higher realm, the concubine has been unable to penetrate..."

"Oh?" Sima Chu suddenly became energetic: "Queen, since you have such a treasure, why don't you quickly show me the Sunflower Book?"

"What? The emperor really wants to learn?"

"Queen, now we are husband and wife, we are all a family, since it is a good martial arts, naturally we can't miss it!"

"Oh, okay, it's just..." Caiyi paused, and then said: "The Sunflower Book is only suitable for women to practice. If a man wants to learn, he doesn't have to walk, but he has to come from the palace first. Your Majesty, anyway, it is respectful." The masters in the room are very skilled in castration, if you want to learn, go clean yourself first."

"What? Purify yourself!" Sima Chu jumped up in fright: "No, no, empress, if I purify, you won't be able to have sex in the future!? I don't want to wear that green hat."

Caiyi smiled and said: "Go, go, since you are reluctant to give, how can you achieve a positive result?"

"Forget it, queen, I really don't want to learn that sunflower book, I have to be castrated to be invincible in the East, so I might as well learn this secret technique of dual cultivation and become invincible in the bridal chamber!"

Caiyi yawned and said, "Okay, okay, then you can study your dual cultivation secret technique, the concubine is sleepy again and wants to rest."

"How do I study it alone? Double cultivation and double cultivation mean that two people should cultivate together, baby, let's study it together..."

Saii puts her finger in her mouth and blows it!
Hearing a bang, the chasing dog had already slammed into the door and ran in, sticking his tongue out at the hostess halahala, while shaking his fat buttocks, waiting for the hostess' orders.

Caiyi pointed at Zhuifeng and said, "Your Majesty, you and Zhuifeng can double cultivate together..."

"What? You want me to practice double cultivation with a dog!?" Sima Chu suddenly turned into a bitter face: "Queen, you should get a female one at least, both of them are male, how can you double cultivate?"

"Go to hell!" Caiyi laughed amusedly, and kicked Sima Chu's ass.

Sima Chu didn't even think about dodging, he was kicked by her and threw himself forward, directly throwing the chasing dog to the ground...

(End of this chapter)

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