Don't mess with the stupid concubine

Chapter 304 Isn't One Dragon and Two Phoenixes Bad? 1
"Xiner..." Sima Chu felt guilty every time he saw Li Xiner's pitiful appearance.

"Don't worry, Your Majesty, my concubine won't do anything stupid, please enjoy the flowers slowly, my concubine will leave first..."

Seeing that Li Xin'er left with the maid, Caiyi didn't want to keep her, she didn't want to cause trouble for herself...

Sima Chu sighed and said: "Oh, I hope she really wants to understand and really let go, I don't know how to repay what I owe her..."

"Owing? In matters of affection, how can there be no debt or non-payment, Your Majesty?"

"Hey, queen, don't say that, I always feel that she put all her heart on me, but I failed her..."

"If the emperor is so worried and keeps worrying about it, then the concubine will agree to let her serve the emperor together, one dragon and two phoenixes, okay?"

Sima Chu's face turned green: "Queen, don't be joking. Even if you are willing, I won't. It is enough for me to have a queen. Why do I need so many girls?"

Caiyi smiled and said, "Is the emperor telling the truth?"

Sima Chu immediately raised three fingers and said: "I swear to this sea of ​​flowers, I say everything from the bottom of my heart, if there is even half a lie, let me break it—"

"Shut up!" Caiyi suddenly covered his mouth and said, "If you go back on your word in the future, wouldn't it be a disaster to my descendants?"

"Queen, trust me, I can give you a happy life..."

While talking, Sima Chu's hand started to...

Caiyi chopped off the upper of his shoe fiercely: "Presumptuous!"

Sima Chu had no choice but to chuckle, withdrew his hands from under her clothes, turned to hug her from behind, rested his chin on her shoulder and said, "Queen, if we become one of the butterflies in our next life, Two, will you still recognize me?"

"Of course I recognize you. The darkest and ugliest one is you. Hmph, if there is a next life, ghosts want to know you. It's better not to meet you again. You tyrant, you have kept your concubines... until now. It still hurts..."

When Sima Chu heard it, he was a little flustered: "That's natural, otherwise how would the queen know about my invincibility?"

"Tch, don't hide all embarrassments once you are proud, the concubine can remember clearly about the matter of leaving in the fake mountain forest..."

"Hey, hey, Queen, accept it as soon as you see it. Don't keep talking about that embarrassing incident, okay?"

Caiyi raised her face slightly: "No, okay."

Sima Chu hurriedly begged for mercy: "Queen, it's okay if I beg you, tell me, how much does it cost, I will buy that little memory of yours with real money, okay? In short, I don't want to hear about the fake mountain and forest three times in the future." Character."

"You don't want to hear it, do you? Well, since the emperor doesn't want to hear it, then the concubine can only tell the story to his children and grandchildren when the house is full..."

Sima Chu can't be soft, but he will be tough right away!

He rubbed her into his arms fiercely and said: "If the empress is so ignorant, then I will execute the empress on the spot in this imperial garden!"

Caiyi smiled and said: "How dare you? If you dare to do that kind of thing to the concubine here, don't expect the concubine to look at you in the future."

"Ha, queen, you are so funny, how could I do such a thing here, I am not a dog, I will..."

The two were playing around when they suddenly heard voices coming from the side door of the Imperial Garden...

(End of this chapter)