star farmer
Chapter 137 The Old Lady Bites You...
Chapter 137 The Old Lady Bites You...
Just after eating this morning, Ding Lei mysteriously dragged Yang Feng aside, but didn't speak, the hot look in his eyes made one's heart skip a beat...
"cough!"
This appearance of hers made Yang Feng feel a little uncomfortable, he couldn't help coughing dryly, and said angrily: "Don't be such a motherfucker, just speak up if you have something to say!"
"My mother is coming!" Finally, the buddy said seriously.
"Hahaha, it's up to me..."
Hearing her words, Yang Feng was subconsciously happy, but after laughing a few times, his face froze suddenly, and he said nervously: "What do you mean by that? What does your mother's coming have to do with me?"
In the end, Ding Lei looked rascal: "Because she forced me to marry, so in a hurry, I said that I will get a certificate with you soon..."
"thump!"
This shocking sentence caused Yang Feng to fall to the ground.
After being stunned for a while, he jumped up, grabbed Ding Lei's shoulder viciously and said, "Don't make jokes, you will die!"
"I don't care, anyway, if you can pretend to be someone else's boyfriend, you have to help me once..."
But Yang Feng was dumbfounded and listened to her explain the reason.
It turned out that the final reason came from her cousin Chen Juan.Ding Lei is only a few months older than her cousin, the two families are close to each other, and this cousin is competitive, likes to show off, and wants to overwhelm her cousin in every way.
But later, Ding Lei was admitted to a key university, but Chen Juan only went to a junior college, and now she was a little depressed...
But recently, Chen Juan became active again.Because, she found a rich boyfriend, and she will get married soon.
In this way, she can show off that she has nothing to do, and she still asks her aunt whether Ding Lei has a problem with her orientation, or why she often dresses up like a man, and doesn't even have a boyfriend.
However, Ding Lei's mother is also a very face-saving woman, so in a rage, she asked people to introduce her to her daughter, and asked her to go on a blind date, and get married as soon as she found a suitable one.
So Ding Lei couldn't help it, so she lied and said that she already had a boyfriend and was about to get a certificate.But my mother couldn't believe it, she insisted on coming over to see for herself.Not only is she coming, but even her cousin and her boyfriend are joining in the fun after hearing about it!
The meaning is obvious, I don't believe it, another meaning is nothing more than wanting to show off...
After hearing this, Yang Feng couldn't help but smile wryly: "These parents are really, face is so important?"
"What do you know?"
Hearing what he said, Ding Lei disagreed: "Of course there is a face-saving factor in it. But, as a woman, I am almost 24, can my mother not be in a hurry? All right, in a word, do you want to help or not?" ?”
It's all said and done, can you help me?Anyway, helping one is also helping, and helping two is also helping, and there is no disadvantage for oneself, the most is to spend some money.
Therefore, Yang Feng agreed.
"Forget you buddy, let's go, let's go to the city now!"
"What? You mean they're all here?" Yang Feng said in shock.
"I'll arrive in the afternoon, but let's go to the city to dress up first, so I can't make my cousin laugh..."
In desperation, Yangfeng had no choice but to go to the farm to say hello, pretending that he would go to the city to do business, and then drove the buddy to the county town.
Although it was an act, Yang Feng forced her to go to a women's clothing store to buy new clothes in order to act realistically so that her buddies would not lose face.
After hesitating for a while, the buddies finally nodded in agreement.
As a result, after changing into the small women's suit, Yang Feng was a little dumbfounded... Unexpectedly, she changed her personality in women's clothes, with a neutral beauty and an indescribable charm.
Especially against the well-fitting clothes, that figure is even more enviable.Chest straight, waist thin, buttocks upturned, isn't this the legendary S shape...
"Hey, come here, let me appreciate it up close!"
Unable to bear it, Yang Feng became agitated, hooked his fingers and began to flirt.
"go with!"
Putting on women's clothes, this buddy seemed a little uncomfortable, his face was always red, he became a lot shy, and he even started to be reserved.
But Yang Fengsheng was thick-skinned, so he walked up regardless, put his arms around her waist and said with a grin, "Attention, we are the ones who are going to get the certificate soon, if you don't want to go out of your way, just show off to me!"
"you……"
Ding Lei's face turned redder, she gritted her teeth and wanted to step on him.But then he thought that what this guy said made sense, otherwise he would be seen through at a glance as a fake.
So, her heart was pounding, she leaned her head lightly on Yang Feng's shoulder, and deliberately cast a wink, and said in a coquettish voice: "Honey, does this dress look good?"
The sound of "husband" made Yangfeng shudder, which always felt weird.After all, we have been buddies for several years, and now we are called husbands, and no one is used to it.
"Okay, go and wash your kennel-like hair and style it..."
However, Ding Lei managed to pluck up the courage to call her husband, but when she didn't arrive, she got such an insulting sentence. She immediately rolled her eyes and said, "Hmph, you're so prudish, I thought you'd take advantage of it and call me wife!"
"Okay, call for 100 yuan!"
Ding Lei's eyes lit up: "You give it to me?"
Hearing this, Yang Feng was so happy that he raised his palm and patted her buttocks: "You are the one who gave me the beauty!"
"Stinky boy, you spanked my mother again and killed you..."
Under the strange eyes of everyone, the pair of clowns settled the bill - of course, it must be Yang Fenggai, after all, he is this girl's man now, right?
Next, the two went to a hairdressing shop to have their hair done respectively. After watching it was still early, Ding Lei proposed to go to the movies again.
Not long after the show ended, Ding Lei's phone rang—her mother and cousin had arrived.
Her home is not far from Linshan County, more than [-] kilometers away, so her cousin Chen Juan's boyfriend drove here by himself.
"Let's go, Yangfeng. They are at the east gate. They drove here by themselves. Let's go and pick them up."
"Ok!"
Yang Feng nodded, and the two walked to the parking lot, got into the van and ran towards the east gate.
Not long after, Ding Lei saw her cousin-in-law's car parked on the side of the road with emergency lights flashing, so she called Yang Feng to stop, opened the door and got out of the car.
Of course, as someone's son-in-law-to-be, even if he was acting, he had to be courteous.Therefore, Yang Feng hurriedly chased after her...
But before he got there, he saw a young woman getting off the passenger seat, first looked at Yangfeng, then at the van, and couldn't help showing an indescribable smile.
"Hey, my cousin is doing well. Look at this new dress. I just bought it, right? Are you used to it?"
These words made Ding Lei's smile a little stiff, and she didn't know how to answer, so she simply ignored her and said to her mother, "Mom, are you tired?"
"It doesn't count!"
After finishing speaking, she looked at Yang Feng who was walking over, and whispered: "This is your boyfriend?"
But at this moment Yangfeng had approached them, and his five senses were much more sensitive than ordinary people.Therefore, after listening to all their conversations just now, she couldn't help but secretly sigh that Ding Lei's cousin is indeed quite bitter.
And in this way, he is even more determined to play his role well, to rectify this bitter cousin, and to express his anger for his buddies...
(End of this chapter)
Just after eating this morning, Ding Lei mysteriously dragged Yang Feng aside, but didn't speak, the hot look in his eyes made one's heart skip a beat...
"cough!"
This appearance of hers made Yang Feng feel a little uncomfortable, he couldn't help coughing dryly, and said angrily: "Don't be such a motherfucker, just speak up if you have something to say!"
"My mother is coming!" Finally, the buddy said seriously.
"Hahaha, it's up to me..."
Hearing her words, Yang Feng was subconsciously happy, but after laughing a few times, his face froze suddenly, and he said nervously: "What do you mean by that? What does your mother's coming have to do with me?"
In the end, Ding Lei looked rascal: "Because she forced me to marry, so in a hurry, I said that I will get a certificate with you soon..."
"thump!"
This shocking sentence caused Yang Feng to fall to the ground.
After being stunned for a while, he jumped up, grabbed Ding Lei's shoulder viciously and said, "Don't make jokes, you will die!"
"I don't care, anyway, if you can pretend to be someone else's boyfriend, you have to help me once..."
But Yang Feng was dumbfounded and listened to her explain the reason.
It turned out that the final reason came from her cousin Chen Juan.Ding Lei is only a few months older than her cousin, the two families are close to each other, and this cousin is competitive, likes to show off, and wants to overwhelm her cousin in every way.
But later, Ding Lei was admitted to a key university, but Chen Juan only went to a junior college, and now she was a little depressed...
But recently, Chen Juan became active again.Because, she found a rich boyfriend, and she will get married soon.
In this way, she can show off that she has nothing to do, and she still asks her aunt whether Ding Lei has a problem with her orientation, or why she often dresses up like a man, and doesn't even have a boyfriend.
However, Ding Lei's mother is also a very face-saving woman, so in a rage, she asked people to introduce her to her daughter, and asked her to go on a blind date, and get married as soon as she found a suitable one.
So Ding Lei couldn't help it, so she lied and said that she already had a boyfriend and was about to get a certificate.But my mother couldn't believe it, she insisted on coming over to see for herself.Not only is she coming, but even her cousin and her boyfriend are joining in the fun after hearing about it!
The meaning is obvious, I don't believe it, another meaning is nothing more than wanting to show off...
After hearing this, Yang Feng couldn't help but smile wryly: "These parents are really, face is so important?"
"What do you know?"
Hearing what he said, Ding Lei disagreed: "Of course there is a face-saving factor in it. But, as a woman, I am almost 24, can my mother not be in a hurry? All right, in a word, do you want to help or not?" ?”
It's all said and done, can you help me?Anyway, helping one is also helping, and helping two is also helping, and there is no disadvantage for oneself, the most is to spend some money.
Therefore, Yang Feng agreed.
"Forget you buddy, let's go, let's go to the city now!"
"What? You mean they're all here?" Yang Feng said in shock.
"I'll arrive in the afternoon, but let's go to the city to dress up first, so I can't make my cousin laugh..."
In desperation, Yangfeng had no choice but to go to the farm to say hello, pretending that he would go to the city to do business, and then drove the buddy to the county town.
Although it was an act, Yang Feng forced her to go to a women's clothing store to buy new clothes in order to act realistically so that her buddies would not lose face.
After hesitating for a while, the buddies finally nodded in agreement.
As a result, after changing into the small women's suit, Yang Feng was a little dumbfounded... Unexpectedly, she changed her personality in women's clothes, with a neutral beauty and an indescribable charm.
Especially against the well-fitting clothes, that figure is even more enviable.Chest straight, waist thin, buttocks upturned, isn't this the legendary S shape...
"Hey, come here, let me appreciate it up close!"
Unable to bear it, Yang Feng became agitated, hooked his fingers and began to flirt.
"go with!"
Putting on women's clothes, this buddy seemed a little uncomfortable, his face was always red, he became a lot shy, and he even started to be reserved.
But Yang Fengsheng was thick-skinned, so he walked up regardless, put his arms around her waist and said with a grin, "Attention, we are the ones who are going to get the certificate soon, if you don't want to go out of your way, just show off to me!"
"you……"
Ding Lei's face turned redder, she gritted her teeth and wanted to step on him.But then he thought that what this guy said made sense, otherwise he would be seen through at a glance as a fake.
So, her heart was pounding, she leaned her head lightly on Yang Feng's shoulder, and deliberately cast a wink, and said in a coquettish voice: "Honey, does this dress look good?"
The sound of "husband" made Yangfeng shudder, which always felt weird.After all, we have been buddies for several years, and now we are called husbands, and no one is used to it.
"Okay, go and wash your kennel-like hair and style it..."
However, Ding Lei managed to pluck up the courage to call her husband, but when she didn't arrive, she got such an insulting sentence. She immediately rolled her eyes and said, "Hmph, you're so prudish, I thought you'd take advantage of it and call me wife!"
"Okay, call for 100 yuan!"
Ding Lei's eyes lit up: "You give it to me?"
Hearing this, Yang Feng was so happy that he raised his palm and patted her buttocks: "You are the one who gave me the beauty!"
"Stinky boy, you spanked my mother again and killed you..."
Under the strange eyes of everyone, the pair of clowns settled the bill - of course, it must be Yang Fenggai, after all, he is this girl's man now, right?
Next, the two went to a hairdressing shop to have their hair done respectively. After watching it was still early, Ding Lei proposed to go to the movies again.
Not long after the show ended, Ding Lei's phone rang—her mother and cousin had arrived.
Her home is not far from Linshan County, more than [-] kilometers away, so her cousin Chen Juan's boyfriend drove here by himself.
"Let's go, Yangfeng. They are at the east gate. They drove here by themselves. Let's go and pick them up."
"Ok!"
Yang Feng nodded, and the two walked to the parking lot, got into the van and ran towards the east gate.
Not long after, Ding Lei saw her cousin-in-law's car parked on the side of the road with emergency lights flashing, so she called Yang Feng to stop, opened the door and got out of the car.
Of course, as someone's son-in-law-to-be, even if he was acting, he had to be courteous.Therefore, Yang Feng hurriedly chased after her...
But before he got there, he saw a young woman getting off the passenger seat, first looked at Yangfeng, then at the van, and couldn't help showing an indescribable smile.
"Hey, my cousin is doing well. Look at this new dress. I just bought it, right? Are you used to it?"
These words made Ding Lei's smile a little stiff, and she didn't know how to answer, so she simply ignored her and said to her mother, "Mom, are you tired?"
"It doesn't count!"
After finishing speaking, she looked at Yang Feng who was walking over, and whispered: "This is your boyfriend?"
But at this moment Yangfeng had approached them, and his five senses were much more sensitive than ordinary people.Therefore, after listening to all their conversations just now, she couldn't help but secretly sigh that Ding Lei's cousin is indeed quite bitter.
And in this way, he is even more determined to play his role well, to rectify this bitter cousin, and to express his anger for his buddies...
(End of this chapter)
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