ruffian mixed in ancient times

Chapter 108 "The Marriage of the Seven Princesses" (2)
"My emperor's personality is as gentle as water, and every gesture is top-notch." Hearing his character and behavior, the emperor couldn't help being extremely proud. He is absolutely nothing to say about this emperor.

Ah Zhen walked up to Princess Seven with a smile, and stared fiercely at Princess Seven's little face with wide eyes. Everyone saw that he was staring at Princess Seven's beautiful face at close range with such burning eyes in front of the emperor.Can't help gasping, and my heart is even more horrified!This is a crime of disrespect.

The Seventh Princess of Jinglan saw that Da Sima was staring at her with such obscene eyes, she was so ashamed that she wished she could get under the table.

"Okay, okay, really shy, really beautiful." Seeing the seventh princess blushing with shame, her head hanging down and unable to lift up, Ah Zhen praised in amazement.

The emperor raised his eyes to see what he did, and hummed, "Has Lin Aiqing seen enough?"

Seeing that the emperor was about to get angry, Ah Zhen hurriedly replied, "Your Majesty, you should reform the princess' character and behavior."

"How to transform?"

"The character is hotter, the means are crueler, walking takes three or seven steps, and there are three or three swear words." He said that he set an example and said some things such as, fuck your father, fuck your mother, grass your mother, fuck your second brother-in-law swear words like that.

His fluent swearing made everyone's eyes widen. They never expected that Da Sima would dare to swear in front of the emperor, and he was swearing very fluently, and the content was unprecedented.

"Bastard, my emperor's son, how can you be so vulgar." The emperor was angry when he saw his swear words.

Ah Zhen shut his mouth and said: "Your Majesty, this is just a trick to scare away the Prince of Liao Kingdom."

"This can scare away the prince of the Liao Kingdom?" The emperor raised his eyes in disbelief.

"Of course it's more than that, and we have to cooperate with the behavior." Ah Zhen shouted, if it could be so simple.

The old man squinted his eyes and didn't know what the kid was talking about, "Say."

"For example, if you have nothing to do, grab and step down." After finishing speaking, Ah Zhen reached out and grabbed and stepped down by setting an example.

His grasp immediately provoked the seventh princess and all the other princesses to be so ashamed that they couldn't lift their heads, and the seventh princess even burst into tears.Everyone stared at Ah Zhen as if they were seeing a ghost, and the emperor's old eyes were the biggest of all the people in the hall.

"Bastard, my emperor is a girl, and she wants her to be scratched in public." The emperor's face was livid with anger, and he couldn't speak such obscene words.

"Your Majesty, this is just for the prince of Liao Kingdom. Think about it, Your Majesty, if it were you, would you be able to bear such a queen?" Ah Zhen rolled his eyes.

What he said immediately caused everyone to ponder, whether they could bear it or not was the second priority, if there was such a wife, she would lose all face, how could she hold her head up in front of relatives and friends in the future.

Seeing that everyone was deep in thought, Ah Zhen came up with an idea: "In addition to scratching and stepping down, I also have to dig my nose, spit on the ground and so on." After speaking, he set his little little finger up and picked his own nostrils. Finally, he coughed up thick phlegm and poohed on the ground next to him.Wow ha ha ha dare to spit in front of the emperor, I am afraid that I will be No. 1 in the world.

Seeing this, everyone broke into cold sweats in fright, and the emperor glared fiercely at the bold Lin Ahzhen in front of him with a livid face.

Seeing the emperor's old face turned pale, Ah Zhen was startled and hurriedly clasped his fists and said, "Your Majesty, I was just demonstrating to the princess just now, and I meant to offend you absolutely."

After speaking, the emperor's old man's face was relieved, but his expression was still very bad and he said: "Lin Aiqing wants my emperor to do such a thing, I am afraid that the emperor will not be able to do it." Don't talk about a girl, even a big man wants to do it. It was extremely difficult to get this out of the way.

Ah Zhen heard what the emperor said, and sighed, women in the 21st century can do it, why can't women in ancient times do it.He continued to clasped his fists and said, "Your Majesty, the Seventh Princess doesn't need to do this in normal times, she can only do this in front of the prince of the Liao Kingdom." As soon as he finished speaking, the two of them looked at the Seventh Princess with her head down.

The emperor cleared his throat and slowly asked the seventh princess: "Seventh emperor, do you think Lin Aiqing's words are good?"

Seeing her father asking such a question, the Seventh Princess, although what Da Sima said was unbelievable, but thinking of her own lifelong event, under the conflict between the two powers, she finally made up her mind and walked out, nodded weakly and said: "Da Sima The method can be used." Anyway, it is not necessary to do this at ordinary times, it is only necessary to do it with the emperor of Liao.

Everyone felt relieved when they heard that the seven princesses agreed, what Da Sima did just now, let alone a princess, even an ordinary person could hardly bear it, let alone a noble prince?
"Your Majesty, you still need to strengthen your strength." Seeing that the Seventh Princess agreed, Ah Zhen said again.

Hearing what he said again, the old man suddenly felt relieved, wondering what unacceptable things this kid was going to do again.

"Let's talk about Lin Aiqing." For the lifelong event of his emperor's son, he couldn't help letting him speak with his weak heart.

Ah Zhen smiled evilly and said: "Order the imperial physician to make some medicine for body odor and liquid odor, and apply it on the seventh princess, so that the whole body of the seventh princess will stink."

Everyone was stunned by this statement, and only Da Sima could come up with this method, it's so vicious.

Seeing that everyone was dumbfounded, Ah Zhen smiled happily and said: "Your Majesty, think about it, such an uneducated and extremely vulgar princess with body odor all over her body, would he dare to marry the prince of Liao Kingdom?"

Sure enough, when he asked this question, everyone kept nodding their heads. Marrying this kind of wife is worse than hitting her head to death.Hearing what he said, the emperor was very happy in his heart. If the prince of Liao Kingdom dared to marry, he would let him sit on the throne.

"Okay, okay, that's great. I am so relieved to have a love like this." After the emperor finished thinking, he smiled with a livid old face.

Ah Zhen smiled treacherously, Gulu's eyeballs kept rolling and said: "Your Majesty, in order to succeed in the scheme, I also ask the Emperor to issue an order to arrest Doctor Yushi." After Gulu's eyeballs rolled, he said extremely sinisterly.

This statement made everyone stunned, "Why?" The emperor understood a little, but still asked.

"Doctor Yushi has a good relationship with the Prince of Liao Kingdom. If the Prince of Liao Kingdom asks when he is in doubt, Doctor Yushi has met the Seventh Princess. It would be a waste of time to tell him bluntly."

All the ministers saw that the great Sima was obviously avenging his personal revenge, and said that Kang Gai was selfless and disdainful of his insidiousness, but they dared not speak up.Ah Zhen also knew that all the people in office were senior cabinet ministers who were ranked among the three gongs and nine ministers, and Zheng Dingqiao's cronies were not among them, so there must be no one who opposed him.

The emperor raised his eyes and said bluntly: "Doesn't Lin Aiqing want to avenge her private revenge?"

Opening your eyes and telling nonsense is one of Ah Zhen's skills. Hearing the emperor's question, he immediately opened his eyes with incomparable sincerity and said: "Why did the emperor say this? The humble ministers are all for the seven princesses, for the emperor's exam." Filter." Then he clasped his fists and said, "The emperor doesn't need to imprison Dr. Yushi for a long time, it only takes ten days. I just want to separate him from the prince of the Liao Kingdom within these ten days. I have absolutely no intention of revenge. .”

Immediately, all the ministers let out a sigh of relief. It seems that they have small stomachs and wronged Da Sima.The emperor nodded when he heard that he would only be detained for ten days, just to be on the safe side: "Then we can only wrong Zheng Aiqing." After speaking, he stared at Ah Zhen fiercely and shouted: "Come here, draw up an order to arrest Zheng Dingqiao immediately."

The suddenly closed hall door was pushed open and a group of officers and soldiers rushed in.

"Your Majesty, for what crime do you want to arrest Zheng Gong?" Li Yi stood up and asked, and the emperor was speechless immediately. For what crime do you want to arrest Zheng Aiqing?

"Your Majesty, Zheng Dingqiao has neglected his duty." Seeing the Emperor's hesitation, Ah Zhen shouted.

The emperor was taken aback by this shout and asked: "Lin Aiqing, how did this Zheng Aiqing neglect her duties?"

"The emperor appointed Zheng Dingqiao to entertain the prince of the Liao Kingdom, but he violated it so that the prince of the Liao Kingdom was beaten by Da Sima Ou." Ah Zhen looked like he was not Da Sima.

What he said immediately caused an uproar among the officials in the hall, as Da Sima said, if you want to punish the Censor Doctor, you should also punish Da Sima Ou for beating him.

Ah Zhen didn't know what the ministers were thinking, so he said with a stern face, "If the imperial censor entertains the prince of Liao, and the prince follows him when he comes out of the palace, the imperial censor will definitely not let the prince molested the wife of the minister. Then there is no such thing as a fight, so the crime of the censor is dereliction of duty." Ah Zhen is convincing, he is a marketing manager, it is a small skill to say that black is white, who can compare with him.

When he said this, all the ministers in the hall were silent immediately. It was right to say what Da Sima said. Doctor Yu Shi knew Damasi well.If he is with the prince of Liao, forgive him for having a hundred guts and not molesting the wife of Da Sima.

Seeing that all the officials were speechless, the emperor had learned the eloquence of his great Sima. He almost capsized in the gutter just now, and ordered with a dignified look in his eyes: "Draft an order, and immediately put Zheng Dingqiao into the prison."

Ah Zhen listened to the emperor's order, exhaled slightly, and pretended to be extremely selfless on his face, his heart was dark, good Zheng Dingqiao, I want you to never come out after entering the prison, I forgive you I never thought that Lao Tzu is Li Guangsheng's son-in-law. Back then, you accused my father-in-law of having an affair with Tubo, but now I will be a son-in-law if I don't get back one by one.

(End of this chapter)