ruffian mixed in ancient times
Chapter 34 "Love Friends"
Chapter 34 "Love Friends" (1)
Ah Zhen and Xiang Qianyun were brought back to her tent by Zheng Yingying.
As soon as he entered Yingying's tent, he looked around curiously like Grandma Liu visiting the Grand View Garden, and even ran to her big seat to play with those Tibetan military symbols.
"It's nothing different, almost the same as Da Zhou." Seeing that Xiang Qianyun and the Tubo generals saw that he was so leisurely and contented, it seemed as if he was back in his own camp, and he didn't feel like a prisoner at all.The facial expressions are complex and intertwined.
Zheng Yingying sighed, and slowly sat in front of the tent and said: "Lin Azhen, you are so proud, believe it or not, I will kill you?"
As soon as she finished speaking, Xiang Qianyun's face changed drastically, and she stood in front of him tightly.Ah Zhen patted her on the shoulder and comforted her: "Don't be nervous, relax, relax."
Backing away from Xiang Qianyun, he walked to the chair next to the tent and sat down in a thick-skinned and impolite manner.
"How are you doing here?" Ah Zhen asked after a pause.
"You all go down." Zheng Yingying waved her hands and ordered the generals to retreat.
"Military Master, Da Zhou is treacherous by nature, it's better to be careful." Cao Zong was in a hurry.
"I have my own measure, go down." Zheng Yingying ordered again with a straight face.
"Cao Zong, make an empty tent for this girl to stay in. You must treat him well, and you must not be slow." She pointed to Qianyun and said slowly.
Seeing that she was angry, the Tubo generals walked out slowly without urging her to persuade her.
"I won't go, I'll stay here with you." Xiang Qianyun saw the Tubo female military adviser confessed like this, and anxiously hugged Ah Zhen's hand.
Seeing Zheng Yingying raised her eyebrows, Ah Zhen was about to get angry.He quickly comforted her: "Qianyun, go to sleep first, I'll talk to her, don't worry, it's fine." After finishing speaking, she turned around and pushed her away.
Walk towards Qianyun.Zheng Yingying sarcastically said with a blank face: "Master, living here is better than in the 21st century. Hug left and right so you feel comfortable."
"Not anymore. Don't talk about this, talk about how you fell into Tubo, how are you doing?" Ah Zhen asked half curiously and half concerned.After all, they are both from the 21st century, and they are also the little sister next door to their ex-girlfriend.
"I don't know either. I passed out when I fell down, and when I woke up, I fell into the pond."
"Where is Tangtuo?" Ah Zhen really doesn't know where the ancient Tangtuo is in 21st century China.
"Here in Xining." Zheng Yingying gave him a blank look.
Damn, the two crashed together, one in Hunan and one in Xining.The wind in the air was so strong that it blew up the cows.
"And then?" Ah Zhen asked curiously.
"It just happened that the king of Tubo died, and the two sons were arguing. Then I was rescued by the current king, and after some ideas, I became the righteous daughter of the current king."
"Wow, it's so exciting, go ahead and lie to the kids. You think I'm such an easy lie." Ah Zhen doesn't believe in these goofy dramas on TV.
"Really, I didn't lie to you, I was really adopted as a righteous daughter by the king of Tubo." Zheng Yingying said seriously.
"It's about the same, your king just died and his father is probably young. Otherwise, it's okay to be a princess." Ah Zhen still doesn't believe it.
"Believe it or not, I killed you, what I said is true, and this king is almost 60 years old."
"Come on, this king is almost 60 years old, so his father is not in his 80s. Did the ancients live so long?" Ah Zhen was very disdainful, and suspected that she was probably a lover. .
"Come on, drag him out and chop him up." Zheng Yingying shouted angrily towards the outside of the tent, trembling all over, and in an instant a large group of people rushed into the tent.
"Okay, okay, I believe, I believe." Ah Zhen quickly waved his hand, showing extremely sincere eyes.
Zheng Yingying eased her anger.He waved to all the soldiers and guards, and all the soldiers and guards withdrew.
"What about you?" she asked slowly.
"I fell into Hunan, and fell into the scene of the crime." Ah Zhen said, and immediately thought of Wan'er's lovely face, and the old face was suddenly soft...
Seeing his gentle expression, Zheng Yingying wondered, "What crime scene?"
"When the night was dark and the wind was high, there was a big and strong man on top of a little girl, and he was doing HAPPY. Unfortunately, I fell down and crushed the strong man to death. I saved the little girl, and the little girl had nothing to repay. body promise."
Before he finished speaking, Zheng Yingying was suspicious, no!With an expression of disbelief at all, he shouted: "Come on, let's go to hell."
"What I said is true." Ah Zhen shouted very seriously.
But Zheng Yingying still didn't believe it: "Forget it, I don't want to hear it anymore. You can eat well and live well now."
Now that he finally knew why he didn't believe her just now, she was about to slap the table angrily.
"Okay, then you have caught me now, what do you want to do?" Ah Zhen spread his hands and shrugged.
"I haven't figured it out yet, you killed so many of our Tubo soldiers, I'm itchy if I don't kill you." Zheng Yingying said to him darkly.
"Dug, so ruthless, I remember you were very gentle and well-behaved when you were a freshman." Ah Zhen stared at her sideways, and suddenly shouted: "I see."
Zheng Yingying was staring at him, but when she saw him shout suddenly, she was startled and asked, "What do you know?"
"You have a dual personality. Maybe you have schizophrenia. You should see a psychiatrist immediately."
When Zheng Yingying heard it, a mouthful of blood almost spewed out of her mouth, and she clenched her fists and roared angrily: "Come here!"
He was interrupted by Ah Zhen when he was halfway through the shouting: "Don't just call someone here, okay, it's fake."
Zheng Yingying clenched her fists tightly, her veins popping out.I have never encountered something that I can't do anything about in this world, and I finally encountered it today.
Zheng Yingying calmed down her anger, and asked him curiously: "How did you and Song Qiu break up?"
Where is all this going, Ah Zhen pouted: "A cup of tea or wine will do. I'm very thirsty."
Zheng Yingying nodded and gave orders, and soon the soldiers brought a pot of hot tea.He carried the pot of hot tea to Zheng Yingying's tent and sat on the floor next to her, like good friends making tea together. He filled her cup with hot tea and took a sip himself. The tea leaves are fragrant and energetic. A cool, people are also comfortable.Zheng Yingying had nothing to do with him at first, but she was very happy when she saw the situation. If it wasn't for the fact that the military camp was not suitable, she really thought that she would go back to the 21st century and spend the afternoon with her friends and classmates drinking tea in a tea house.
"It's nothing, we usually break up after graduation." Ah Zhen replied slowly.
"It's strange, I often hear sister Qiu complain that every time I ask you out, you are not free." Zheng Yingying broke his lie.
Where is the free time? A rookie who just left school doesn't know anything. Of course, he has to work harder than others so as not to be brushed.Otherwise, why would he sit in the position of marketing manager in just a few years?
"I can't help it. I have to learn everything when I just came out of school. I have no money, no house, no car. Of course, I have to work harder than others. You also know how hard it is to find a job in the 21st century." Ah Zhen didn't care. Said slowly.
Zheng Yingying nodded and asked: "After the breakup, will you be hurt?"
"I was too busy to be sad, so it passed."
"Are you so busy?" Zheng Yingying was suspicious.
"You think I'm idle, and I still have millions of dollars in the bank. Do you think it's only been a few years since I graduated from college, and I have a house, a car, and millions of dollars in savings? Did it fall from the sky?" Ah Zhen snorted disdainfully.
"Then you can't leave Sister Qiu aside in the cold, you don't know how sad Sister Qiu is." After Zheng Yingying finished speaking, she gave him a lame look.
"Then let me tell you, when I go to find her when I have free time, she will be naked with other men and roll happily on the bed. Believe it or not." I'm still sad, I don't know how happy that death is.
"Nonsense, Sister Qiu is very sad, don't insult Sister Qiu, or I won't be able to spare you." Zheng Yingying roared angrily.
This Zheng Yingying is probably Song Qiu's loyal fan.
"That man is a little shorter than me. He is white and fat. He wears a pair of glasses. He seems to be a good-sized kid." He just didn't mention his name.
"Ding Xiaodong." Seeing that he had described Ding Xiaodong, Zheng Yingying believed it a little bit.
"Song Qiu, is she married?" He didn't care about it long ago, and just asked purely curiously.
"It should be over, I was going to attend Sister Qiu's wedding in a few days, but I didn't expect" Zheng Yingying's eyes were red when she said this.
After being silent with each other for a while, Yingying asked him: "Is there a way for you to go back?"
Ah Zhen spread out his hands, the devil knows how to go back.
"I think so too." After speaking, Zheng Yingying burst into tears.Her family also has parents, brothers and sisters.
"People in the 21st century probably think that we are all dead. We can't find a way to go back, so be strong." Seeing her so sad, Ah Zhen patted her on the shoulder comfortingly.
Zheng Yingying cried bitterly for a while, and then slowly wiped away her tears.
"Well, since there is no way to go back, then I will return to my identity as a Tubo princess, what should I do with you?" She stared at him sitting opposite him with infinite horror with her deep eyes.
Ah Zhen's heart was ringing alarm bells. Does this woman really have a dual personality?
"Well, you can recruit me to be your son-in-law, isn't it very popular in ancient times?" Ah Zhen jumped up and shouted without thinking when he saw her terrifying eyes.
Instantly smiled and said: "Look at your soft bones, do you think you are Guo Jing? You are also the son-in-law of the golden sword."
It turned out that this woman was scaring him. Damn, I almost scared the old man to death.
"But this son-in-law's idea is good, well, you can stay and be my son-in-law." Zheng Yingying smiled unsteadily.
"No, I have a wife." Ah Zhen waved his hand and refused.
When he said this, Zheng Yingying immediately glared at each other and asked gloomyly: "You have only been here for a long time, and you already have a wife. Believe it or not, I really dragged you out and chopped you into meat sauce."
Women are fickle, and women with power are even more fickle and terrifying. He didn't believe it before, but now he has a deep understanding.
"Didn't I say that I fell into the scene of a crime? In ancient times, when a woman saw her feet, she had to give her body, but I saw her all. If she didn't marry her, she would die. I can't kill people, can I?" So I gritted my teeth and got married. Saving a life is better than building a seven-level pagoda."
"You are so benevolent and careless. The Buddha used to cut meat to feed the eagles, and devoted himself to feeding tigers. Since you are so merciful, I will ask someone to chop you into meat and feed them to chickens." Zheng Yingying was very disdainful.
Ah Zhen, who listened to Yingying's words, didn't care whether she was a prisoner or not, and angrily slapped the table and shouted: "Are you sick, woman? You always chop people up and down, and go see if you're sick."
Seeing that he didn't feel like a prisoner at all, Zheng Yingying dared to slap the table in her camp, and then she trembled when she heard him yell at him.The slapping of the table was louder than him, and the yelling was louder than him: "I'm going to chop you up, how about it, don't be afraid if you have the guts."
"I'm still afraid of you bitch. Believe it or not, I raped you." Ah Zhen's anger also came, and he couldn't choose what to say.
"I'll cut off that one of yours later, and see how you rape me." Zheng Yingying also couldn't choose what to say.
The two are worthy of being from the 21st century, and they dare to say anything.
Although a group of Tubo generals withdrew outside, they were afraid that the Dazhou people would harm the military division and they didn't go far, so they kept waiting outside the tent.Suddenly, I saw tables being slapped and cups thrown in the army division's tent, and I was so shocked that I was sweating coldly in the cold weather.Now I heard the two of them scolding someone who has never been seen before or since.One wants to rape and the other wants to cut.Immediately, they were blushing and heartbeating, and black lines were protruding from their foreheads. They never thought that the usually gentle and elegant military adviser would be so fierce.
Now in the account there is even one who wants to be an old lady and the other is an old man.Those who have heard of it and those who have not heard of it all come out.Listening to this group of elders who have been fighting on the battlefield for decades, they feel ashamed that they are not as good as these two young people. They wiped off their cold sweat, and they all backed away, blushing.The female military division is not even as strong as them, so do you still need their protection?Walking far away, I could still hear a louder scolding sound in the tent.
The two scolded dryly, and finally stopped, staring at each other panting angrily.
"Forget it, good men don't fight women."
Ah Zhen waved his hand.Shouting out of the tent dry-mouthed: "Come on!"
A group of sergeants outside the door saw that the cursing of the two people had finally stopped, their ears were quiet, and they listened to someone shouting inside the tent.Quickly ran in.
"Give me another pot of tea." Ah Zhen ordered to the sergeant.
The kneeling sergeant was taken aback for a moment, never thinking that the prisoner dared to come and order him, he looked at the military adviser in bewilderment, and seeing that the military adviser did not speak, he gritted his teeth and turned around to make tea in defeat.
Zheng Yingying looked at Ah Zhen in disbelief, she didn't expect him to be so thick-skinned.He was captured, her captive.The captive was even more arrogant than her, and even had the audacity to order her tent guards.
Ah Zhen saw her staring at him with bull's eyes open, pouted her mouth and sneered: "Why? You're not so stingy that you can't even part with a pot of tea, right?"
"Do you know that you are a prisoner now? You dare to order my guards, you are so brave. Believe it or not, I really chopped you up." Yingying pointed at him, her fingers trembling in anger.
"Damn, isn't it just a pot of tea? Are you as good as that?" Ah Zhen said with contemptuous eyes.
"Is it a question of a pot of tea now? Do you know that you are my prisoner, and you are so cheeky." Zheng Yingying became angry again when she saw that he was talking to her in a contemptuous tone.
"Damn, you bitch are so stingy, when you get to our tent, my soldiers will let you order. I have seen someone who knocks the door, but I have never seen someone knock the door like you." Ah Zhen The anger also increased.
"Who is this old lady? Can your poor account accommodate this princess?" Zheng Yingying scolded again.
", Lao Tzu also called, otherwise what do you want to do." Ah Zhen got angry again.
"I'm going to chop you up." The same old tune.
"Chop all day, are you a woman? Come from a happy boy." Ah Zhen continued to despise.
"You're the one from Supergirl."
Halfway through the scolding, a scream came out: "You bitch, how dare you throw me away." Zheng Yingying threw him all over his head with the copper military talisman.
"How about throwing you, you bite me."
In an instant, there was a surge of wind and clouds, and the scolding continued.All the ugly things came out.
The guard holding the tea heard kicking the table and throwing things in the tent, and his neck flinched in fright.But the tea hasn't been brought in yet.Heart miserable, sobbing sadly, why did he get into this job, gritted his teeth and walked over.Seeing that the ground was in a mess, tokens were thrown everywhere, the chairs were tilted to this side, and even the table was broken in two.He quickly knelt down and reported that the tea was coming with a mournful face.
"Get out, I won't drink anymore." Ah Zhen took a moment to shout, and turned around to continue scolding.
The guard hurriedly responded yes, and ran out in a cold sweat. His experience told him that he couldn't stay here for too long.
"Stop for me, my mother wants you to drink." The guard just took a big step and was stopped angrily.
"Get out, I don't even bother to drink tea from you knock-off girl." Ah Zhen took a sip, very disdainful.
"As my wife's captive, you have to drink if I want you to drink." Zheng Yingying yelled even more fiercely.
It doesn't matter if the guards leave, or if they don't leave.Kneeling on the ground, tears flowed out.It's nothing to do with me, a little soldier, if the two quarrel.He wants to go to the front line, and the front line is safer than here.
Exhausted from scolding, the two fell to the ground panting, staring at each other angrily.
"I'm hungry." Ah Zhen sat on the ground panting and uttered this irrelevant sentence.
"Hungry?" Zheng Yingying squirmed her mouth, admiring him for being able to say such meaningful words in this moment.
"Yeah, don't you know that cursing is the most exhausting thing?"
"Go to hell, what does it matter to me that you are hungry?" Zheng Yingying continued.
Ah Zhen rubbed his stomach boredly and said: "I said, Xiaoying, have you finished your diarrhea, right? This is not the way to treat guests."
When he said this, Zheng Yingying became shy, bit her lip and fell silent, it turned out that he had already seen through.
That's right, she can't go back, it's the first time she's done such a shrew swearing.Only in this way can she forget the tears that cannot go back.
(End of this chapter)
Ah Zhen and Xiang Qianyun were brought back to her tent by Zheng Yingying.
As soon as he entered Yingying's tent, he looked around curiously like Grandma Liu visiting the Grand View Garden, and even ran to her big seat to play with those Tibetan military symbols.
"It's nothing different, almost the same as Da Zhou." Seeing that Xiang Qianyun and the Tubo generals saw that he was so leisurely and contented, it seemed as if he was back in his own camp, and he didn't feel like a prisoner at all.The facial expressions are complex and intertwined.
Zheng Yingying sighed, and slowly sat in front of the tent and said: "Lin Azhen, you are so proud, believe it or not, I will kill you?"
As soon as she finished speaking, Xiang Qianyun's face changed drastically, and she stood in front of him tightly.Ah Zhen patted her on the shoulder and comforted her: "Don't be nervous, relax, relax."
Backing away from Xiang Qianyun, he walked to the chair next to the tent and sat down in a thick-skinned and impolite manner.
"How are you doing here?" Ah Zhen asked after a pause.
"You all go down." Zheng Yingying waved her hands and ordered the generals to retreat.
"Military Master, Da Zhou is treacherous by nature, it's better to be careful." Cao Zong was in a hurry.
"I have my own measure, go down." Zheng Yingying ordered again with a straight face.
"Cao Zong, make an empty tent for this girl to stay in. You must treat him well, and you must not be slow." She pointed to Qianyun and said slowly.
Seeing that she was angry, the Tubo generals walked out slowly without urging her to persuade her.
"I won't go, I'll stay here with you." Xiang Qianyun saw the Tubo female military adviser confessed like this, and anxiously hugged Ah Zhen's hand.
Seeing Zheng Yingying raised her eyebrows, Ah Zhen was about to get angry.He quickly comforted her: "Qianyun, go to sleep first, I'll talk to her, don't worry, it's fine." After finishing speaking, she turned around and pushed her away.
Walk towards Qianyun.Zheng Yingying sarcastically said with a blank face: "Master, living here is better than in the 21st century. Hug left and right so you feel comfortable."
"Not anymore. Don't talk about this, talk about how you fell into Tubo, how are you doing?" Ah Zhen asked half curiously and half concerned.After all, they are both from the 21st century, and they are also the little sister next door to their ex-girlfriend.
"I don't know either. I passed out when I fell down, and when I woke up, I fell into the pond."
"Where is Tangtuo?" Ah Zhen really doesn't know where the ancient Tangtuo is in 21st century China.
"Here in Xining." Zheng Yingying gave him a blank look.
Damn, the two crashed together, one in Hunan and one in Xining.The wind in the air was so strong that it blew up the cows.
"And then?" Ah Zhen asked curiously.
"It just happened that the king of Tubo died, and the two sons were arguing. Then I was rescued by the current king, and after some ideas, I became the righteous daughter of the current king."
"Wow, it's so exciting, go ahead and lie to the kids. You think I'm such an easy lie." Ah Zhen doesn't believe in these goofy dramas on TV.
"Really, I didn't lie to you, I was really adopted as a righteous daughter by the king of Tubo." Zheng Yingying said seriously.
"It's about the same, your king just died and his father is probably young. Otherwise, it's okay to be a princess." Ah Zhen still doesn't believe it.
"Believe it or not, I killed you, what I said is true, and this king is almost 60 years old."
"Come on, this king is almost 60 years old, so his father is not in his 80s. Did the ancients live so long?" Ah Zhen was very disdainful, and suspected that she was probably a lover. .
"Come on, drag him out and chop him up." Zheng Yingying shouted angrily towards the outside of the tent, trembling all over, and in an instant a large group of people rushed into the tent.
"Okay, okay, I believe, I believe." Ah Zhen quickly waved his hand, showing extremely sincere eyes.
Zheng Yingying eased her anger.He waved to all the soldiers and guards, and all the soldiers and guards withdrew.
"What about you?" she asked slowly.
"I fell into Hunan, and fell into the scene of the crime." Ah Zhen said, and immediately thought of Wan'er's lovely face, and the old face was suddenly soft...
Seeing his gentle expression, Zheng Yingying wondered, "What crime scene?"
"When the night was dark and the wind was high, there was a big and strong man on top of a little girl, and he was doing HAPPY. Unfortunately, I fell down and crushed the strong man to death. I saved the little girl, and the little girl had nothing to repay. body promise."
Before he finished speaking, Zheng Yingying was suspicious, no!With an expression of disbelief at all, he shouted: "Come on, let's go to hell."
"What I said is true." Ah Zhen shouted very seriously.
But Zheng Yingying still didn't believe it: "Forget it, I don't want to hear it anymore. You can eat well and live well now."
Now that he finally knew why he didn't believe her just now, she was about to slap the table angrily.
"Okay, then you have caught me now, what do you want to do?" Ah Zhen spread his hands and shrugged.
"I haven't figured it out yet, you killed so many of our Tubo soldiers, I'm itchy if I don't kill you." Zheng Yingying said to him darkly.
"Dug, so ruthless, I remember you were very gentle and well-behaved when you were a freshman." Ah Zhen stared at her sideways, and suddenly shouted: "I see."
Zheng Yingying was staring at him, but when she saw him shout suddenly, she was startled and asked, "What do you know?"
"You have a dual personality. Maybe you have schizophrenia. You should see a psychiatrist immediately."
When Zheng Yingying heard it, a mouthful of blood almost spewed out of her mouth, and she clenched her fists and roared angrily: "Come here!"
He was interrupted by Ah Zhen when he was halfway through the shouting: "Don't just call someone here, okay, it's fake."
Zheng Yingying clenched her fists tightly, her veins popping out.I have never encountered something that I can't do anything about in this world, and I finally encountered it today.
Zheng Yingying calmed down her anger, and asked him curiously: "How did you and Song Qiu break up?"
Where is all this going, Ah Zhen pouted: "A cup of tea or wine will do. I'm very thirsty."
Zheng Yingying nodded and gave orders, and soon the soldiers brought a pot of hot tea.He carried the pot of hot tea to Zheng Yingying's tent and sat on the floor next to her, like good friends making tea together. He filled her cup with hot tea and took a sip himself. The tea leaves are fragrant and energetic. A cool, people are also comfortable.Zheng Yingying had nothing to do with him at first, but she was very happy when she saw the situation. If it wasn't for the fact that the military camp was not suitable, she really thought that she would go back to the 21st century and spend the afternoon with her friends and classmates drinking tea in a tea house.
"It's nothing, we usually break up after graduation." Ah Zhen replied slowly.
"It's strange, I often hear sister Qiu complain that every time I ask you out, you are not free." Zheng Yingying broke his lie.
Where is the free time? A rookie who just left school doesn't know anything. Of course, he has to work harder than others so as not to be brushed.Otherwise, why would he sit in the position of marketing manager in just a few years?
"I can't help it. I have to learn everything when I just came out of school. I have no money, no house, no car. Of course, I have to work harder than others. You also know how hard it is to find a job in the 21st century." Ah Zhen didn't care. Said slowly.
Zheng Yingying nodded and asked: "After the breakup, will you be hurt?"
"I was too busy to be sad, so it passed."
"Are you so busy?" Zheng Yingying was suspicious.
"You think I'm idle, and I still have millions of dollars in the bank. Do you think it's only been a few years since I graduated from college, and I have a house, a car, and millions of dollars in savings? Did it fall from the sky?" Ah Zhen snorted disdainfully.
"Then you can't leave Sister Qiu aside in the cold, you don't know how sad Sister Qiu is." After Zheng Yingying finished speaking, she gave him a lame look.
"Then let me tell you, when I go to find her when I have free time, she will be naked with other men and roll happily on the bed. Believe it or not." I'm still sad, I don't know how happy that death is.
"Nonsense, Sister Qiu is very sad, don't insult Sister Qiu, or I won't be able to spare you." Zheng Yingying roared angrily.
This Zheng Yingying is probably Song Qiu's loyal fan.
"That man is a little shorter than me. He is white and fat. He wears a pair of glasses. He seems to be a good-sized kid." He just didn't mention his name.
"Ding Xiaodong." Seeing that he had described Ding Xiaodong, Zheng Yingying believed it a little bit.
"Song Qiu, is she married?" He didn't care about it long ago, and just asked purely curiously.
"It should be over, I was going to attend Sister Qiu's wedding in a few days, but I didn't expect" Zheng Yingying's eyes were red when she said this.
After being silent with each other for a while, Yingying asked him: "Is there a way for you to go back?"
Ah Zhen spread out his hands, the devil knows how to go back.
"I think so too." After speaking, Zheng Yingying burst into tears.Her family also has parents, brothers and sisters.
"People in the 21st century probably think that we are all dead. We can't find a way to go back, so be strong." Seeing her so sad, Ah Zhen patted her on the shoulder comfortingly.
Zheng Yingying cried bitterly for a while, and then slowly wiped away her tears.
"Well, since there is no way to go back, then I will return to my identity as a Tubo princess, what should I do with you?" She stared at him sitting opposite him with infinite horror with her deep eyes.
Ah Zhen's heart was ringing alarm bells. Does this woman really have a dual personality?
"Well, you can recruit me to be your son-in-law, isn't it very popular in ancient times?" Ah Zhen jumped up and shouted without thinking when he saw her terrifying eyes.
Instantly smiled and said: "Look at your soft bones, do you think you are Guo Jing? You are also the son-in-law of the golden sword."
It turned out that this woman was scaring him. Damn, I almost scared the old man to death.
"But this son-in-law's idea is good, well, you can stay and be my son-in-law." Zheng Yingying smiled unsteadily.
"No, I have a wife." Ah Zhen waved his hand and refused.
When he said this, Zheng Yingying immediately glared at each other and asked gloomyly: "You have only been here for a long time, and you already have a wife. Believe it or not, I really dragged you out and chopped you into meat sauce."
Women are fickle, and women with power are even more fickle and terrifying. He didn't believe it before, but now he has a deep understanding.
"Didn't I say that I fell into the scene of a crime? In ancient times, when a woman saw her feet, she had to give her body, but I saw her all. If she didn't marry her, she would die. I can't kill people, can I?" So I gritted my teeth and got married. Saving a life is better than building a seven-level pagoda."
"You are so benevolent and careless. The Buddha used to cut meat to feed the eagles, and devoted himself to feeding tigers. Since you are so merciful, I will ask someone to chop you into meat and feed them to chickens." Zheng Yingying was very disdainful.
Ah Zhen, who listened to Yingying's words, didn't care whether she was a prisoner or not, and angrily slapped the table and shouted: "Are you sick, woman? You always chop people up and down, and go see if you're sick."
Seeing that he didn't feel like a prisoner at all, Zheng Yingying dared to slap the table in her camp, and then she trembled when she heard him yell at him.The slapping of the table was louder than him, and the yelling was louder than him: "I'm going to chop you up, how about it, don't be afraid if you have the guts."
"I'm still afraid of you bitch. Believe it or not, I raped you." Ah Zhen's anger also came, and he couldn't choose what to say.
"I'll cut off that one of yours later, and see how you rape me." Zheng Yingying also couldn't choose what to say.
The two are worthy of being from the 21st century, and they dare to say anything.
Although a group of Tubo generals withdrew outside, they were afraid that the Dazhou people would harm the military division and they didn't go far, so they kept waiting outside the tent.Suddenly, I saw tables being slapped and cups thrown in the army division's tent, and I was so shocked that I was sweating coldly in the cold weather.Now I heard the two of them scolding someone who has never been seen before or since.One wants to rape and the other wants to cut.Immediately, they were blushing and heartbeating, and black lines were protruding from their foreheads. They never thought that the usually gentle and elegant military adviser would be so fierce.
Now in the account there is even one who wants to be an old lady and the other is an old man.Those who have heard of it and those who have not heard of it all come out.Listening to this group of elders who have been fighting on the battlefield for decades, they feel ashamed that they are not as good as these two young people. They wiped off their cold sweat, and they all backed away, blushing.The female military division is not even as strong as them, so do you still need their protection?Walking far away, I could still hear a louder scolding sound in the tent.
The two scolded dryly, and finally stopped, staring at each other panting angrily.
"Forget it, good men don't fight women."
Ah Zhen waved his hand.Shouting out of the tent dry-mouthed: "Come on!"
A group of sergeants outside the door saw that the cursing of the two people had finally stopped, their ears were quiet, and they listened to someone shouting inside the tent.Quickly ran in.
"Give me another pot of tea." Ah Zhen ordered to the sergeant.
The kneeling sergeant was taken aback for a moment, never thinking that the prisoner dared to come and order him, he looked at the military adviser in bewilderment, and seeing that the military adviser did not speak, he gritted his teeth and turned around to make tea in defeat.
Zheng Yingying looked at Ah Zhen in disbelief, she didn't expect him to be so thick-skinned.He was captured, her captive.The captive was even more arrogant than her, and even had the audacity to order her tent guards.
Ah Zhen saw her staring at him with bull's eyes open, pouted her mouth and sneered: "Why? You're not so stingy that you can't even part with a pot of tea, right?"
"Do you know that you are a prisoner now? You dare to order my guards, you are so brave. Believe it or not, I really chopped you up." Yingying pointed at him, her fingers trembling in anger.
"Damn, isn't it just a pot of tea? Are you as good as that?" Ah Zhen said with contemptuous eyes.
"Is it a question of a pot of tea now? Do you know that you are my prisoner, and you are so cheeky." Zheng Yingying became angry again when she saw that he was talking to her in a contemptuous tone.
"Damn, you bitch are so stingy, when you get to our tent, my soldiers will let you order. I have seen someone who knocks the door, but I have never seen someone knock the door like you." Ah Zhen The anger also increased.
"Who is this old lady? Can your poor account accommodate this princess?" Zheng Yingying scolded again.
", Lao Tzu also called, otherwise what do you want to do." Ah Zhen got angry again.
"I'm going to chop you up." The same old tune.
"Chop all day, are you a woman? Come from a happy boy." Ah Zhen continued to despise.
"You're the one from Supergirl."
Halfway through the scolding, a scream came out: "You bitch, how dare you throw me away." Zheng Yingying threw him all over his head with the copper military talisman.
"How about throwing you, you bite me."
In an instant, there was a surge of wind and clouds, and the scolding continued.All the ugly things came out.
The guard holding the tea heard kicking the table and throwing things in the tent, and his neck flinched in fright.But the tea hasn't been brought in yet.Heart miserable, sobbing sadly, why did he get into this job, gritted his teeth and walked over.Seeing that the ground was in a mess, tokens were thrown everywhere, the chairs were tilted to this side, and even the table was broken in two.He quickly knelt down and reported that the tea was coming with a mournful face.
"Get out, I won't drink anymore." Ah Zhen took a moment to shout, and turned around to continue scolding.
The guard hurriedly responded yes, and ran out in a cold sweat. His experience told him that he couldn't stay here for too long.
"Stop for me, my mother wants you to drink." The guard just took a big step and was stopped angrily.
"Get out, I don't even bother to drink tea from you knock-off girl." Ah Zhen took a sip, very disdainful.
"As my wife's captive, you have to drink if I want you to drink." Zheng Yingying yelled even more fiercely.
It doesn't matter if the guards leave, or if they don't leave.Kneeling on the ground, tears flowed out.It's nothing to do with me, a little soldier, if the two quarrel.He wants to go to the front line, and the front line is safer than here.
Exhausted from scolding, the two fell to the ground panting, staring at each other angrily.
"I'm hungry." Ah Zhen sat on the ground panting and uttered this irrelevant sentence.
"Hungry?" Zheng Yingying squirmed her mouth, admiring him for being able to say such meaningful words in this moment.
"Yeah, don't you know that cursing is the most exhausting thing?"
"Go to hell, what does it matter to me that you are hungry?" Zheng Yingying continued.
Ah Zhen rubbed his stomach boredly and said: "I said, Xiaoying, have you finished your diarrhea, right? This is not the way to treat guests."
When he said this, Zheng Yingying became shy, bit her lip and fell silent, it turned out that he had already seen through.
That's right, she can't go back, it's the first time she's done such a shrew swearing.Only in this way can she forget the tears that cannot go back.
(End of this chapter)
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